Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 95: The slanted advertising film comes into reality

emirates stadium,

The game continues,

Xia Qi's goal aroused Bayern's ferocity!

Bayern this season is the last of the iron-blooded kings of the South. After Guardiola takes over, the iron-blooded will will slowly be worn away by the passing control.

How to combine technology and iron and blood is not only a problem for Gua Shuai, but also a global problem!

on the field,

Bayern pressed forward heavily, with Robben and Ribery taking turns to break through on the wing, and also brought their own shadow killers - full-backs to move forward and switch positions.

If it is, it is just a one-sided wing attack, Arsenal will be miserable but there will be no pressure.

However, Robben and Ribery on this side link up with Ribery and Robben on the other side through the bridge of Mandzukic, Cross, and Bastian Schweinsteiger in the middle, forming a 2+3+2. >7 situation,

Arsenal's defense was under attack from all directions and began to feel a little powerless and crumbling.

"Bayern is attacking!"

"Their team is like a precision instrument, playing full offense and defense to the fullest. Except for the two central defenders who are slightly backward, the other players are fully involved in the attack."

"Arsenal's defense was shaky. Except for Balotelli, everyone else came back to defend."

"Xia Qi! Xia Qi once again forced Ribery to make a big move. The Scar Man met his nemesis tonight."

"Boateng grabbed the ball from behind, good shot! Shot! Martinez! Martinez made another phenomenal save!"

"Bayern's two central defenders have not participated in the attack. When Ribery was intercepted by Xia Qi, the central defender Boateng suddenly inserted into the far corner of the goal. Kroos passed through Arsenal's defense.

Boateng's low shot from the far corner was saved by Martinez. Martinez is Arsenal's discovery this season after Xia Qi. His effect on the team is no less than that of Xia Qi, or even greater than that of Xia Qi.

A good goalkeeper is worth half the team. His appearance at least increased Arsenal's defensive intensity by half. "

"Arsenal cannot defend passively, they still have to find ways to counterattack."

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On the court, the Arsenal counterattack that Director Zhang wanted did not come, and Bayern was still attacking...

Cross received a pass from Franck Ribery in the middle, passed De Bruyne, and made a diagonal kick. The ball reached the point in front of Robben.

Robben broke through with the ball while sprinting. Cazorla stepped forward to intercept. Robben knocked his heel and handed the ball to Ram who was inserted at the back point.

Bayern's wings are in a two-guard attack mode, and Arsenal's defense can only defend inside but not outside.

After receiving the ball, Ram went directly to the bottom, but this time he did not choose to cross. He dunked the football, pulled it horizontally, changed direction, and cut into the penalty area.

Umtiti rushed towards Ram, Ram reversed the triangle, and the football returned to Cross's feet.

Kroos, who was well prepared, picked the ball behind Mertesacker with his first touch.

This was a premeditated attack.

In the middle, Mandzukic didn't give the Arsenal defender time to react. When the ball arrived, he pushed and shot, and the football went straight to the near corner of the goal.

Arsenal fans' hearts jumped into their throats.

Between the electric light and flint,

Martinez - lightning fast!

He shoveled slippery,

When the football was about to roll into the goal, his left foot blocked the front of the football.

The football bounces high,

Mandzukic and Mertesacker sprinted almost at the same time,

Mandzukic was still faster, swiping the football and flying over the head of Martinez lying on the goal line.

Martinez was half lying on the ground, hitting the ground with one hand and hitting the football with one hand.

It's a pity that it's not enough.

The football flew towards the far corner.

The Emirates Stadium screamed again and again... the fans were panicked.

However, just when Mandzukic was about to raise his hands to celebrate, a red lightning rushed to the far corner and pushed the football out.

"Vermaelen!"

"Vermaelen goal line rescue!"

"An old house where a treasure."

But the danger has not yet been resolved.

The football that flew out was caught by Ribery.

Vermaelen wanted to slap himself twice on the spot.

He didn't want to give Bayern a corner kick and wanted to push the football out of bounds, but in a hurry, the football was not high enough, and Ribery used his chest to push the football back onto the court on the edge of the sideline.

Fortunately, the person guarding Ribery was Xia Qi.

Tonight, Xia Qi beat Riberik to death.

Ribery was very uncomfortable being guarded by Xia Qi. Xia Qi could always compress his space one step ahead and always keep one step away from him.

Ribery wanted to ask his assistants: Is this the third forward in the world you are talking about? This is obviously the third midfielder in the world.

He might even be the best in the world.

Ribery didn't know. He was right. Xia Qi was indeed the best player in the world. Although Rijkaard, the black swan, was an ancient god, he was still the No. 1 player even now.

Ribery was guarded by Xia Qi and had no choice but to move the ball.

This time, he decided not to steam the steamed buns to fight for his reputation!

Explode Xia Qi and blind Xia Qi's face with a goal.

Ribery and Alaba quickly changed positions. In the outer lane on the left side of the stadium, Ribery circled the football and quickly advanced towards the bottom.

Vermaelen immediately changed positions with Xia Qi and helped Xia Qi defend Alaba. Only Xia Qi could catch up with Ribery's speed, so it was inappropriate for him to defend Ribery.

Xia Qi caught up with Ribery a few steps later.

Ribery knew that he could not give Xia Qi a chance to defend personally. It would be difficult to get rid of the plaster if it was applied to him. Several previous confrontations had proved this.

Ribery decided to take advantage of Xia Qi's sprint and cut inside in the opposite direction, that is, to complete the inside cut behind Xia Qi. This is to calculate that Xia Qi's center of gravity will move forward.

Al was indeed calculated by humans,

The confrontation between humans and Al is not always at a disadvantage. As long as we humans think in the opposite direction, Al will lose the upper hand.

Al was delayed by the calculation and failed to follow up, but he quickly made the best choice and chose to defend in a straight line, first preventing Ribery and continuing to cut inside.

This kind of "stop-loss" defense cannot be said to be inhuman, because several great gods among humans would also make such a calm choice.

Most people think that if you pass me, I have to chase you back. Only a few masters look at the overall situation and minimize the risk without fighting. This behavior is somewhat similar to stop loss in the stock market.

Heynckes stood up from his seat in surprise and exclaimed: "Franz!"

"Boss, what do you need me to report to the president?"

Franz is Franz Beckenbauer, the president of Bayern and he is sitting in the VIP box with Arsenal owner Kroenke.

The Bayern assistant coach thought that the coach had something to do and wanted to see the president.

"No, I mean that kid's defense looks like Franz!"

Thinking about it carefully, Beckenbauer is really scary. As a player in the 1960s, his defense is now Al's defense, which is half a century ahead of his peers.

Being called the football emperor is not an exaggeration at all.

The Bayern assistant coach looked towards the court.

on the field,

Ribery cuts in reverse, ←,

Xia Qi sprints forward, →,

After the two met each other,

Ribery dunked the ball and cut inward at the back point, ↓,

Xia Qi did not turn around to chase Ribery, but cut directly inside from the front point, ↓,

The two of them cut inwards at the front and back points almost at the same time, ↓!

To put it another way, the two people form "parallel lines" and cut inward. Xia Qi is the defender and of course will not let the two parallel lines never intersect.

Xia Qi followed Ribery while cutting inside, seeking confrontation and destruction.

Although Ribery calculated Xia Qi, he did not take advantage.

His body is like a bandit to others, but to Xia Qi, he is a real weakling.

Bastian Schweinsteiger, who has the best physical attributes in the Bayern team, suffered a little loss against Xia Qi, not to mention Ribery.

Xia Qi squeezed towards Ribery while running. Ribery had no resistance and staggered forward in an instant and lost control of the football.

Ribery simply fell forward, raised his arms and shouted: "Foul! Foul!"

The referee on duty ignored him. Al's defense has always been very clean. Xia Qi pinned his hands behind his back when he went up to grab the ball. It was purely a physical crush.

"Nice defense!"

"Hexagon Warrior-Xia Qi!"

"Ribery should have passed the ball earlier!"

This is hindsight, and Ribery did not expect that the calculations would eventually end up against him.

Normal defense will follow him to prevent him from passing the ball, but Xia Qi's "stop-loss" defense, when you want to pass the ball, I will enter the penalty area to cover.

The ultimate goal of the offensive team is to shoot, and returning to the penalty area can guarantee a "lower limit". This kind of defense is also called stop loss.

Xia Qi intercepted the ball and did not pass the ball immediately. Balotelli, who was dazed in the frontcourt, was in an offside position.

Pat Rice was so angry that he stamped his feet on the sidelines!

Xia Qi rushed forward with the ball. After being counterattacked by Kroos, he sent a short pass and handed the ball to De Bruyne.

De Bruyne was confident, facing the short pass, he quickly distributed the football to the little tiger Walcott and gave a long diagonal pass.

In the middle of the road, Xia Qi first overtook Cazorla, then overtook De Bruyne...Arsenal's Ice Cream Prince stepped forward on Hot Wheels...

Walcott quickly reached the right side of the penalty area on the wing.

Balotelli in the penalty area glanced at Xia Qi behind him, and quietly sneaked towards the far corner of the goal. He learned a lot from his mistakes, and this time he was careful not to let himself go offside.

Wenger is still very satisfied with Bashen's calmness.

He sighed softly: "Hey, except for being disconnected from time to time, Mario has no other problems. Haha, his good brother is the opposite."

“There’s always something weird about genius.”

Alaba quickly returned to defense and rushed towards Walcott. Walcott swiped the football horizontally, letting him steal it, and then picked the ball with the toe of his reverse foot.

The football flew towards the far corner of the goal.

at the same time,

The invisible Balotelli suddenly burst out of the crowd and jumped up with Lahm behind him.

Ram is 171cm tall and Balotelli is 189cm tall. The latter has better jumping ability than the former.

Although Balotelli is behind Lahm, he is actually the same as in front of him. 【Fuck! Bullying of southern little potatoes is not allowed! 】

[It’s so ambiguous. Why do I feel like Ba Shen is dancing with his girlfriend in his arms? 】

[It’s a bit eye-catching, so I took a screenshot. The elf mouse was lying in Ba Shen’s arms with an intoxicated look on his face. 】

[Asking for the shadow area in Captain Ram’s heart...]

on the field,

Ram suddenly felt that it was getting dark, and the cheers of Arsenal fans could be heard in his ears...

He wanted to resist, but he had no focus in the air and could only watch as Balotelli completed a mid-range header over his head!

Neuer is loyal!

He is a brother you can trust!

He scooted along the goal line, then dove sideways with one hand and slapped the football.

Dunk the football out of the penalty area like volleyball.

Help Ram refuse the background wall invitation from the TV station's top five ball.

Lahm had no time to thank Neuer as Arsenal's attack was not over.

Xia Qi, who was rushing forward on the Hot Wheels, just happened to have the thread fall into the eye of the needle. It was a coincidence.

The football shot by Neuer flew towards the opponent that Bayern players feared most - Xia Qi.

Seeing Balotelli beat Lahm, the Emirates Stadium burst into enthusiastic cheers, and then Neuer slapped their enthusiasm.

There were sighs in the stadium, but then cheers filled the sky.

What Bayern fears the most is what Arsenal trusts the most.

Boateng and Dante blocked Xia Qi's shooting angle while approaching Xia Qi. Lahm rushed towards Boateng. Although he was two steps behind Boateng, he cleverly put his right shoulder together with Boateng. Teng's left shoulder blocks the shooting angle from the other side.

In this way, from Xia Qi's perspective, Lahm, Boateng, and Dante are lined up to form a wall from left to right.

Neuer quickly climbed up behind the wall...

The host, Xia Qi, did not see the shooting angle from his own perspective. Bayern's defense is trustworthy. They have tightly blocked all shooting angles.

Maybe a fly can fly into the penalty area, but a fly can't fly into the goal.

Bayern captain Lahm is so confident, and host Xia Qi thinks so too.

But he saw Al controlling his body and raising his right foot,

Xia Qi was confused.

There are no teammates from this angle!

Balotelli was offside at this time.

oh! Fake ejaculation and real ejaculation!

Just when Xia Qi thought he had guessed the answer correctly,

The inner arch of his right foot was strong and struck the football viciously.

"Boom!"

The football blasted toward the goal like a shell.

A wall in front of Xia Qi came loose. The three people turned to look at the goal. Ram immediately rushed towards Balotelli to prevent him from making a follow-up shot.

In front of the goal, Neuer, who had just gotten up, had no time to adjust his angle and quickly rushed towards the football, but did not knock it down.

Neuer's heart sank empty, it was over, it was all gone.

The result was "Bang!!"

A loud bang!

This loud noise was undoubtedly a joy for the Bayern players. Everyone in the penalty area quickly opened their eyes to judge the second placement of the football.

Xia Qi was stunned. It was not surprising that Al's shot was blocked, but it missed the target. This is unscientific!

The shooter is not a person, but a machine!

Is this scientific?

The answer will soon be revealed,

The football flew back the same way it flew over.

It's like rewinding.

This way of playing,

Ronaldinho has done it before. When he was filming a commercial for the diagonal hook, he shot with four feet and hit the door frame with his feet.

For Al, it's easier, as long as he can calculate it, he can do it.

Everyone in the Emirates Stadium saw the football flying towards Xia Qi like it was rewinding, and a thought immediately came to their mind: Our Ice Cream Prince is no longer human again...

Wenger turned blue with anger and called his parents! necessary!

No one believed that Xia Qi was innocent and thought he was showing off his skills.

In fact, this is Al's dynamic algorithm. Before going back and forth, the angle of the shot is already there.

It really has nothing to do with showing off.

However, the fans and Wenger did not believe it!

Fans feel that Xia Qi spoils fans and plays a game when promotion is locked, but the fans' wishes are fulfilled.

But Wenger wanted to call the parents.

The football flew towards Xia Qi,

The Bayern defenders were stunned and immediately tried to reassemble the wall but it was too late.

The football whizzed through the gap between Lahm and Boateng and into the net.

Goalkeeper Neuer is on the ground!

"Wow!"

"Xia Qi! Xia Qi! Xia Qi!"

In Penguin Live Room:

"Balotelli shoots!"

"Noelle!"

"Manuel Neuer makes a fantastic save!"

"still have a chance!"

"Xia Qi shoots!"

"oops!"

"Wow...! Shoot...the door...the door!" (broken sound)

"The ball is in!"

"Oh my God! What did I see? The slanted advertising photo came into reality!"

"No one should doubt Ronaldinho's advertisement is fake now, right?"

"I think when we watch Xia Qi's games in the future, we must bring special effects to save the heart. One shot can finish the job, it must be two! But it is because of this that we can see such wonderful goals."

online

[I’ve made a lot of money with the diagonal hook. If I don’t pay 180,000 yuan, I’m sorry for my conscience. ! 】

[Come on, if Americans have a conscience, the world will be peaceful. 】

[Xia Qi is such a doting fan. I just complained about his mediocrity and now he’s advertising? 】

【What are you excited about? Is this your first time watching a Xia Qi match? This is routine operation! When did our Ice Cream Prince take a normal path? 】

[What you said, when will Xia Qi live normally? Does it need to be normal? do you need? 】

Emirates Stadium has fallen!

Falling into Xia Qi's "love river",

No one knows the truth, they only believe what they want to believe.

That is, Xia Qi’s true favorite fan!

Knowing that fans like to watch "non-human goals", I came up with this advertisement!

"Xia Qi! Xia Qi! Xia Qi!"

"Xia, I want to give birth to a monkey for you..."

"Xia...I welcome you in the whole dormitory..."

"I don't mind if you have a girlfriend..."

Only Wenger and the Bayern players were unhappy in the stadium.

Neuer was still in a daze at this time. He clearly heard the loud noise but the football was in the net. He raised his head and looked at the big screen.

When he saw the whole story clearly, his mouth was filled with bitterness.

How to kick this ball?

While Bayern is still struggling for a goal, they are already pursuing the excitement of the goal.

Ordinary goals can no longer satisfy him. What he wants is the Puskas Award goal.

Xia Qi sneezed one after another...

The most angry people are a handful of Bayern fans.

If you want to score, just score.

Playing, is that what Mao means?

Xia Qi sneezed again and again!

Although the number of Bayern fans was small, the resentment in their hearts was very strong. The sound they made was very sharp, piercing the cheers of the audience and hurting Xia Qi's eardrums.

Xia Qi rushed to the visiting team's stand, squatted on the grass, and pointed his finger at the Bayern fans, meaning I heard you scold me.

As a result, there was an aunt in the stands who was protecting the calf, and she made an "umbrella" gesture towards Xia Qi, which is the most obscene gesture in Europe.

Auntie's actions aroused public outrage, and Arsenal fans were dissatisfied and let out deafening boos...

...

...

After an interlude,

The two sides continue to play,

At the end of the first half, the score between the two sides was still 2:0!

For Bayern,

Bad news: In the second half, it’s going to be two to four!

Good news: As long as the score is 2:4, it can enter overtime.

Of course, Bayern would not be satisfied with this result, and they quickly walked into the player tunnel.

When Xia Qi and others walked into the player tunnel, the female fans above shouted Xia Qi's name crazily. They wrote their phone numbers on the back of the photos and on the omen, and threw them to Xia Qi...

Under the envious eyes of all his teammates, Xia Qi escaped into the locker room amidst the "date rain"...

　If there are any typos, please leave a message and I will correct them tomorrow morning.

　　I have a fever again! old…

　　

　

(End of this chapter)