Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 99 Comics also reflect reality (second update)

Xia Qi flew past Cross at high speed and jumped into the air to meet the flying football.

Amidst the exclamations of everyone in the audience, he flew forward like an eagle.

Xia Qi groaned in his head. He thought Al wanted to fight for the top. If he wanted to fight for the top, the flying height would not be enough, but he immediately understood that Al wanted to volley!

In the air, Al controlled Xia Qi's body to stroll in the air, adjusted the angle, charged up the bow, and waited for the arrow to come.

Behind Xia Qi, Cross had a swarm of bees buzzing in his head.

Different perspectives, different shocks.

From Cross's perspective, the football was flying towards him, and Xia Qi was flying towards the ball.

At this moment, the Earth Goddess was partial to Xia Qi. There was no gravitational field around Xia Qi's body.

Cross dared to use Muller's lifelong blessing to assure the fans: he saw it with his own eyes and it was true.

The reason why Mill's sexual happiness is used is because it is impossible, but it happened again.

The football fell from the sky, and Xia Qi, who had been prepared for it, twisted his waist and took a step to the right.

In fact, the body is tilted to the right to give the left leg room to shoot.

At the same time, it also sends power to the left leg, swinging the left foot quickly and quickly hitting the bottom of the football.

A bang!

The football is like a white light hanging on the goal net.

Neuer had no reaction and didn't know what to do. He just felt his eyes dazzled and the sound of a football falling into the net came to his ears.

Neuer was dumbfounded...

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Xia Qi tilted to the right,

In the eyes of the fans, Xia Qi took another step to the right in the air!

This is going too far.

In a world where the master is the one who stays in the air, you actually take two steps in the air. Are you still one of your own?

The Emirates Stadium exploded and all kinds of expletives were blurted out.

Alice's female companion asked her quietly: "Are you sure Xia Qi is from Earth? Does he have a lot of weird things in his daily life, such as needing to recharge or...?"

"Xia, does it count if he doesn't like sweets?"

During the first air move, Alice was convinced that Xia Qi was definitely from Earth. Now, Alice was shaken.

In fact, she had doubts when she learned that Xia Qi didn't like desserts, but her parents said that there were many northerners who didn't like sweets.

Now it seems that the parents were wrong!

Al didn't know that his decision to tilt Xia Qi to the right would cause panic among humans, who now wished they could slice Xia Qi into pieces.

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After using all kinds of foul language,

The Emirates Stadium was silenced!

It's not that everyone has long hair and short knowledge, and they have never seen a volley, but a volley that treats the air as the ground is really incredible.

Suddenly, a childish voice penetrated everyone's eardrums: "Dad, Da Kongyi. Xia Qi is a gliding volley shot, which is Da Kongyi's unique skill. Dad, can Xia Qi shoot like a tiger?"

Large air wing? Gliding volley shot?

The shots in the commercials can all be reflected in reality. If you think about it, it seems that the same can be said for comics.

Xia Qi definitely watched the cartoon and practiced secretly on weekdays.

With this thought, Xia Qi transformed from an alien back to an earthling.

The Emirates Stadium is revitalized.

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Penguin Live Room,

"Xia Qi!"

"For Xia Qi, the earth is not attractive!"

"Shoot!"

"Flying Bolide!"

"Peach Blossom Shadow Falling to the Flying Divine Sword! Noelle can't do anything about it."

"This is an unparalleled goal, possibly the best goal of the century."

"Xia Qi's ability to stay in the air is definitely the best among all athletes."

The Internet is abuzz:

【grass! I was a little naive and thought the cartoon was meant to trick children, but I didn’t expect Ohsora Tsubasa to actually exist. 】

[I was beaten by my mother. When I was a child, I practiced Tiger Shot. My mother said the cartoon was a lie and asked me to study hard. Just now I asked my mother to compensate me for Tiger Shot. She said how could I be so in my thirties? Childish, Xia Qi definitely had Wia behind him, so he beat me up. 】

[Watching Xia Qi’s shots will never make you sleepy. They are all so beautiful, but they are a bit heart-breaking. People with weak hearts are best not to watch the live broadcast. 】

[Watching Xia Qi’s shooting takes the most effort not on the heart but on physics. I’m really afraid that these physics masters will crawl out of the coffin and chase Xia Qi all over the world. 】

[I ask weakly: Is the world we live in real? I won’t go into details about the fact that shooting in commercials has appeared in reality, but now even shooting in comics has appeared. Is this world real? 】

[You asked this...my back felt chilly. 】

The excitement online can’t be compared to the excitement in person.

At the Emirates Stadium,

Arsenal fans woke up from the silence, and they shouted heartbreakingly:

"Xia Qi!"

"Xia Qi!"

"Xia Qi!"

There are not many gorgeous words, but it is the most shocking emotion!

Wenger was stunned on the sidelines of the pitch. This was the first time for him to see a volley in the air like his own garden in so many years of coaching.

Breaking down each of Xia Qi's moves, Wenger can find a reasonable answer for him, but the combination of these is unreasonable.

Continuously sliding in the air, staying in the air...

"Pat, it's better to slow down Xia Qi's transfer to the second team."

"What's wrong? I found out that Xia Qi is a genius and I can't bear to let him go?"

"There is a reason for this, but I am more afraid that the fans who paid for the tickets will tear us apart if they find out that Xia Qi is not on the court."

Pat Rice looked at the fans at the scene who seemed to be crazy, and shrank his head and said: "It's you! It's not me. I'm just the executor, no, I don't know anything..."

Wenger covered his face with his big hands: "It is the honor of my life to know you."

Heynckes woke up from his sluggish state. At this time, he admired Wenger. He finally understood why Wenger was so simple and rude.

There is a star in the team who shines brightly when given some sunshine, so he really doesn’t need any bicycles (tactics).

After the emotional shock, Arsenal fans at the Emirates Stadium sang loudly:

"Xia Qi, Xia Qi, you are a cannibal, Mueller..."

Everyone shouted: Pass him!

Then he continued to sing: Cross,

Everyone shouted: Pass him!

After humiliating all the Bayern generals in one song and another, the lyrics became:

"Xia Qi, Xia Qi, you are a scoring machine, Neuer, stick to the ground and slash!"

The crowd shouted: One!

The lyrics become: Neuer, overhead kick!

The crowd shouted: Two!

The lyrics continue: Neuer, big windmill shot!

The crowd shouted: Three!

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Arsenal fans have a blast!

现在是比赛时间第78分钟，比分是4:3，总比分8:5。

Arsenal are safe now!

The fans feel comfortable letting themselves go.

After scoring the goal, Xia Qi replaced Lingard's dance celebration. Just as he was about to run towards the corner flagpole, he was knocked down by his teammates and pinned under him...

Eh!

Stacking up is the ugliest celebration, why do we continue to do it?

"Brother Tong, can you stop the celebration?"

The system replied: "Quiet!"

"... "

The game continues,

Every time Bayern saw hope, it was cut off by Xia Qi. After the game restarted, impatience was inevitable.

After the kick-off, the entire Arsenal team, except Balotelli, retreated.

Bayern swarmed forward.

Heynckes frowned and walked to the side of the court with a sullen face.

He was extremely disappointed with the players on the field.

There is no harm without comparison.

At the age of 18, Xia Qi played football like a 30-year-old veteran, but his disciples were all older than Xia Qi, but they played football very childishly.

The more unfavorable the situation is, the more we need to stay calm. What's the use of rushing in like now?

Heynckes knew that the disciples were holding a fire in their hearts, and it would definitely not work if he did not let them vent it.

He stood sullenly on the sidelines.

Sure enough, Bayern had four shots in five minutes, taking the absolute initiative on the field, but their feet were not within the goal frame. Besides wasting time, what else could it do?

The time was wasted in this way, and it reached 83 minutes. The referee on duty gave three minutes of stoppage time, leaving only ten minutes for Bayern.

"There's not much time left for Bayern, but it's not completely hopeless. If they can do as well as Xia Qi did against Manchester United, they can still make a comeback."

"It's difficult, classics can't be replicated. But Bayern tonight are not losers. They can leave with their heads held high."

In this game, the players exerted a lot of physical energy, except Xia Qi.

In fact, Xia Qi is not full of physical energy, but now he is in a one-click hang-up state. The system has maxed out his physical energy. After the game is over, the backlash will come.

The physical fitness of the players on both sides declined, but Xia Qi did not. Xia Qi's advantage in the on-court confrontation became more and more obvious.

He kept sweeping and destroying both offensive and defensive ends... Bayern's offense gradually lost its power.

Xia Qi communicated with Al in his mind to ask Al to run less. He didn't want to be a mess after the game.

But Al would listen to him.

In the 87th minute, Xia Qi defended Muller, cut off the football from his feet, kicked the football to De Bruyne, and then advanced forward.

Leading by three goals and still doing your duty! Thunderous applause at the Emirates Stadium!

Even Bayern fans applauded (they were already desperate for the result of the game and now just enjoy football.)

Seeing that Xia Qi still had the energy to counterattack, De Bruyne squeezed out the last few drops of fuel in the tank and sent Xia Qi a through ball.

Although his physical fitness has declined, De Bruyne's through ball level is still online.

The football was inserted behind Javi Martinez, seven or eight meters away from Boateng.

This makes Boateng very embarrassed. If he steps forward to grab the ball, he is afraid that Xia Qi will break it one by one. Why not step forward and just watch Javi Martinez being eaten alive by Xia Qi?

While he was hesitating, Harvey Martinez and Xia Qi had already decided the winner.

De Bruyne made a direct pass and Xia Qi started.

Harvey Martinez knew that when he turned around, he would become the aircraft carrier turning around, and his heart suddenly hit Xia Qi.

Unexpectedly, Xia Qi simply ignored his 1.9 meter tall figure and rushed over directly.

There was a sound of physical impact, and Javi Martinez flew out.

There were screams of surprise at the Emirates Stadium...

This image is so impactful.

Heynckes pumped his fist and yelled "Foul!"

However, this was definitely a good shot. The one who hit the ball was Javi Martinez, and the one who was knocked away was also Javi Martinez.

Xia Qi is a "victim" from beginning to end.

It’s just that the ending is “Counterattack!”

Boateng felt his forehead sweating and looked at each other with Dante: Are you coming?

Dante's eyes: Am I stupid?

Boateng had no choice but to pounce on Xia Qi.

As soon as Boateng moved, Xia Qi passed the ball.

The football accurately rolled to the front of Balotelli's sprint.

Neuer walked out again.

Balotelli knew that this was his last chance to "break zero". After this attack, even he had to go back to defend.

There will be no more counterattacks.

Balotelli used all his strength and charged forward!

The first kick that touches the ball goes sideways.

Balotelli in a runaway state is no less impressive than Melo.

He passed the ball laterally and avoided Neuer's side dive. With the unique flexibility of the black body, he turned around and completed the push shot.

Dante put a shovel in the chase, but failed to shovel the football. Instead, he shoveled himself into the goal.

5: 3!

The total score is 9:5!

Bayern is doomed!

Heynckes straightened his clothes and quietly sat back on the coaching bench.

For him, his coaching career was over.

Although the Bundesliga is not over yet, Bayern is outstanding, and there is no suspense about winning the championship without a losing streak.

Bayern's head coach next season, the club already signed Guardiola in January.

So, his coaching is actually over...

Balotelli, who scored the goal, slid and knelt down from the Bayern Stadium towards his own half. Behind him were Xia Qi and Walcott...

Among the three skaters, Xia Qi's was the most beautiful, and the one with the longest skate even made a turn in front of the billboard. Balotelli crashed into the billboard, and Walcott knelt down halfway. Literally. mean.

There is still some time left in the game, but Bayern has no fighting spirit. Except for Xia Qi, the "physical monster", no one in Arsenal wants to work.

After returning from the celebration, both parties tacitly agreed to finish the time.

Three minutes later, the referee on duty blew the whistle to end the game.

"Dear viewers, the game is over. Arsenal defeated their strong rival Bayern with a score of 5:3 at home. They eliminated their former host Bayern with a total score of 9:5, avenging the two eliminations by the opponent."

"Congratulations to Arsenal for finally succeeding in their eight-year war of resistance and ending the Champions League's top 16 history. Congratulations to Xia Qi for being a senior in this game. Congratulations to Xia Qi for winning the best player of the game..."

When the game whistle sounded, Xia Qi slowly sat down, then lay back heavily, panting unevenly and looking at the open-air sky at the Emirates Stadium...

All he could think about was the first time he was spread into mud.

Unknowingly, I also grew up.

It's been more than half a year since I've been able to not turn into a mess after a game, and that's progress.

Tonight is different!

The opponent is Bayern, the bitter host, and he is still playing as a defensive midfielder.

Exhaustion is normal.

Seeing Xia Qi unable to walk after playing like he did at Manchester City, Balotelli was the first to rush over.

He saw that Xia Qi's lips were raised and he was still smiling, and he breathed a sigh of relief: "It scared me to death. Can't you hold back your strength during the competition?"

Xia Qi: "I want to, too! But haven't you scored a goal yet?"

Balotelli's eyes suddenly turned red. He said nothing more and would like to lie quietly with you for a while...

The Arsenal doctor rushed onto the pitch...

In the VIP box…

Beckenbauer said with a smile: "The Premier League is much more popular than the Bundesliga. If the Allianz Arena is so popular, I will expand it to 100,000 seats."

Kroenke is a business elite, so of course he understands what he means: "Xia Qi is really not for sale."

"No, nothing in this world is not for sale. It's just that you are not tempted by my offer. Players are not antiques, the more they are in stock, the higher their price will be. When he plays a dominant role, selling him at a high price is what a successful club should do. Things to do.”

"I need to think about it."

"Um……"

at the post-match press conference

Heynckes was surprised he wasn't bombarded.

Actually there are two reasons:

First, Bayern played really well. The loss was because someone had a dominant performance.

Second, Heynckes announced his retirement after this season in January, so it would be meaningless to bombard him at this time.

"What stopped Bayern from reaching the top 16."

"Arsenal has made tactical changes, but we are still flying on both wings. When we are forced to make changes, such as Kroos's attacking midfielder and two centers... These changes have really helped us gain something.

But then we had a player break out and he dominated the game. "

Wenger was also asked about the factors that contributed to Arsenal's promotion.

Wenger credited all the players for their efforts...

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In the 2012-2013 season, the second leg of the 1/8 finals ended that night.

Paris Saint-Germain drew with Valencia 1:1 at home and advanced with a total score of 3:2.

Juventus defeated Celtic 2:0 at home and advanced with a total score of 5:0.

Dortmund defeated Shakhtar Donetsk 3-0 at home and advanced with a total score of 5:2.

Real Madrid defeated Manchester United 2:1 away from home and advanced with a total score of 3:2.

Malaga defeated Porto 2:0 at home and advanced with a total score of 2:1.

加拉塔萨雷客场3:2战胜沙尔克04，以总比分4:3晋级。

Barcelona defeated AC Milan 4:0 at home and advanced with a total score of 4:2.

In the 1/8 finals, Spain's Malaga suffered the biggest upset. They eliminated the Portuguese Super League hegemon Porto.

The second upset is actually not an upset.

It was Barcelona's phoenix rising from the ashes, successfully making a comeback after losing 0:2 in the first round.

But neither of these two pieces of news can match the popularity of Arsenal. This is because Arsenal is in the game.

The innovative play style of the three defensive midfielders attracted attention, especially because Arsenal showed their championship appearance in the game.

"The Gunslinger Successfully Revenges, Gradually Reveals His Look as a Champion"

"Arsenal changes formation, aiming for the championship"

"With three midfielders, Arsenal's firepower is rising instead of falling. 》

"That Arsenal team is back..."

After the game, the teammates went to have fun. Xia Qi was too tired and had no choice but to go home.

As soon as I opened the door, fireworks fell from the sky...

This is a celebration ceremony for Xia Qi from the Jack family.

"Xia, this is the best birthday gift I have ever received, thank you."

"Birthday Cake?"

"That birthday cake, I don't think I'll ever forget it, but I'm talking about advancing to the quarterfinals."

"That's not a gift for you, that's a gift for all Arsenal fans."

Alice rolled her eyes at Xia Qi, seeing that the princess was being generous for the sake of winning.

"Xia, who do you want our next opponent to be?"

After the Champions League quarter-finals, the quarter-finals need to be redrawn.

Xia Qi replied without hesitation: "Barcelona."

"why?"

"Because they eliminated my dad's favorite team."

"Why does your father like AC Milan?"

"The Three Musketeers of Milan..."

Xia Qi and Arsenal had a very comfortable night.

When I woke up the next day, I was upset.

England national team coach Hodgson said he would recruit Xia Qi, Wilshere, Theo Walcott...

This makes Arsenal very unhappy. It is obvious that someone does not want Arsenal to go too smoothly.

But Xia Qi couldn't refuse this, firstly because he wanted to participate in the World Cup, and secondly because of his own commercial value.

It's philistine but that's life.

Fortunately, it's still early for the national team's game...

(End of this chapter)