Finally contacted Earth, you said not to answer?
Chapter 58 Invasion of Earth? Don't be afraid!
Chapter 58 Invasion of Earth? Don't be afraid!
"Wang Wei! Someone is scolding us again!"
"Damn it! It's not over, right?"
After many days, a signal from the universe was finally received again.
Wang Wei was washing up. When he heard this, he rolled up his arms and sleeves and prepared to have a passionate exchange with the other party.
"Xiaoyou, come with me."
Halfway through the restaurant, he stopped and stretched out his head to call out to Xiaoyou, who was immersed in cooking.
Oh shit! I suffered from the language barrier before.
This time I directly called Xiaoyou to translate, and combined with my buddy's incredible eloquence, I will definitely make those who dare to offend lose their horses!
Wang Wei was full of confidence, and even his steps to the main control room were full of authority.
"Wang Wei, your expression is so fake right now."
Da Vinci looked at Wang Wei who walked in like a crab, with a rare hint of envy in his tone, and then ran to the side to study the emoticons.
He has never been very interested in quarreling with aliens.
In fact, if Wang Wei hadn't dreamed of returning to Earth, Da Vinci wouldn't have much interest in being able to contact Earth 6.
Everyone he knew was already around, and it made no difference to him where he lived.
"You're wrong, make your eyes more evil."
Wang Wei was not in a hurry to curse. He leaned close to Da Vinci and started teaching on the spot: "Yes, yes, yes, those are the slender eyes, and the corners of the mouth should be turned down."
As he spoke, he licked his lips hard and said, "It's like this if you don't see it, with the corners of your mouth turning downwards in a smile."
Famous teacher!
Famous teacher!
Da Vinci was suddenly enlightened, and soon he had a Q-version of a drag expression on his face.
He excitedly followed Wang Weiwei to the front of the main console.
"Xiaoyou! Scold him!"
"boil!"
Xiaoyou nodded solemnly, as if preparing to complete a very difficult task.
So in the expectant eyes of Wang Wei and Da Vinci, she picked up the phone and slowly opened her mouth.
"伱! You big idiot!!!"
"Snapped!"
Reaching out to slap his forehead, Wang Wei suddenly felt that he had really lost face this time.
Ying Ming sweeps the floor!
Aggressive! You have to be a little more aggressive when quarreling, Xiaoyou!
"and many more."
Wang Wei was suddenly stunned for a moment. Why did he seem to understand what Xiaoyou was scolding this time?
He asked as if he had discovered a blind spot: "Xiaoyou, why do you speak Mandarin?"
He asked Xiaoyou to come here because he didn't know alien languages to be his translator.
Can Xiaoyou still use Mandarin? You can't do it yourself.
But Xiaoyou tilted her head in confusion and looked at Wang Wei with a confused look: "Because the other person is speaking Mandarin."
As he spoke, he turned up the volume of the headset in his hand and handed it over. What came from the headset was a familiar language.
"Intruders...what do you want to do?"
Like a thunderbolt.
Wang Wei couldn't wait to grab the headphones from Xiaoyou's hand, put them against his ears and pressed the play button again.
He had been looking forward to this day for too long, fearing that the words coming from the earphones were his hallucinations.
Because this kind of thing has happened too many times, he can always hear someone calling him when he is alone.
The voice sounded like his family and friends, but when he raised his head to look for it, there was nothing around him.
Until this time...
it is true!
Listening to the sound coming from the earphones, Wang Wei almost cried.
The familiar local accent was like a tear-jerking bomb, but fortunately Wang Wei was tough enough to hold it back.
"Wang Wei, the snot from your nose is almost running out of your mouth."
The angry expression on Da Vinci's face turned into disgust, and he silently took two steps back to keep his distance from Wang Wei: "It's so disgusting."
"You fart."
He turned his head, tears and snot flowing from his face uncontrollably.
Only the corners of his mouth were downward, trying to make the same gesture as before. It's a pity that the effect is too poor, but it looks like the crying is even worse.
Xiaoyou didn't know when he handed over the paper, helping him save the last bit of face.
After quickly controlling his emotions.
Wang Wei also began to think about what the earth said when he answered him just now.
"Intruder?"
His expression became a little serious.
Because the signal was blocked by sandstorms before, they didn't know when the signal was sent by the other party this time.
"Did you mistake your signal for an alien invader?"
That's what he thought at first, but he quickly shook his head and denied the guess: "If it was just my own signal, I wouldn't use such offensive words as an intruder."
Combined with the passionate exchanges during the free mic a few days ago.
There are far more civilizations in the Milky Way than he imagined.
If this is the case, then the Earth side probably encountered a real invader, but mistook its own signal for the invader's signal.
Not surprisingly, his inference is probably the truth.
Wang Wei took a breath thinking of this.
"His grandma! Who is so brave! The idea has hit the earth!"
He slammed the table angrily.
But it's not for the sake of the earth, but for those cowardly aliens.
Ever since Xiaoyou learned Mandarin, Wang Wei has been asking for information from this authentic citizen of the galaxy.
The truth is.
The aliens he met on this planet were considered elites in the universe.
The planet beneath our feet is a legacy planet of advanced civilization. At first, each civilization wanted to take it as its own, and a long war broke out for this purpose.
The war caused heavy losses to various civilizations, and even their own development stopped and regressed.
In the end, they had no choice but to move out of the Galactic Federation, and finally used this legacy planet as a proving ground, allowing only some of the most outstanding young people from each civilization to enter every year.
As such.
It won't hurt your muscles and bones at all. Whether you can inherit civilization depends on your ability.
As for why Wang Wei ended up in such a place, it was entirely due to accident.
He didn't come here on his own initiative. Instead, he seemed to have been dragged here by a bug in the advanced civilization.
"Damn it! What do you mean by the chosen one!"
Wang Wei couldn't help but feel a bit disgusted when she thought of this.
He didn't worry about the earth, even if he did, only a little.
The people on this planet can be considered elites. If they want to invade the earth, they must be captured and bled by the fellow villagers.
firearms.
artillery.
tank.
missile.
The history of mankind for thousands of years is completely an epic history of war.
Invading Earth? Don't be afraid!
By mistake, he did not enter the subspace to open up the universe, so he focused all his talent points on internal fighting.
Thinking like this, Wang Wei had already begun to mourn for those alien idiots.
but now.
"Elbow! Da Vinci!"
"Go with me to upgrade the communication equipment."
"Try to call my lovely sister on Earth tonight!"
Wang Wei's steps were brisk and he even hummed a ditty.
I will write at my own pace later.
In order to subscribe to the rhythm and so on, it is still not suitable for me.
(End of this chapter)
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