The Social Life of the Supreme God

"Or to put it another way...the cat chosen by Jiang Ye as the host was originally Qingcai's pet?" Just as Li Ren came to this conclusion based on the various details in the room.

Qingcai, who had just changed the cat food, stood up and walked over: "By the way, there are two taboos in this room. You have to pay a little attention..."

Qingcai thought for a moment and said, "First, never take down the white cloth covering this mirror."

She pointed to the full-length mirror covered with white cloth facing the door.

"second…"

As Qingcai spoke, he stuffed the big iron lock that was just hung on the door, along with its matching iron key, into Li Ren's hand: "This iron lock is a rule-level taboo. Its rule is... only this key can open this lock."

"So when you go out next time, remember to lock your room."

Qingcai yawned after she finished speaking, and then she began to say goodbye: "Okay. If you have anything you want to ask, please leave it until tomorrow morning. I'm really too sleepy."

At this time, Qingcai's eyes were squinted with sleepiness. Even without makeup, one could still see a faint dark circle under her eyelids.

Seeing this, Li Ren was very tactful and didn't say anything more. He simply said "good night" and left the green vegetables.

After watching the other person return to the room.

Li Ren immediately turned around and looked at the full-length mirror covered with a white cloth placed opposite the door.

"She only told me not to take off the white cloth covering the mirror. But she didn't tell me why I couldn't take it off..." Li Ren thought to himself.

"If I remove the white cloth out of curiosity, I might see... something else reflected in the mirror besides me."

"Or maybe after removing the white cloth, something sealed in the mirror was accidentally released..."

"No matter which one, it's a cliché horror movie plot." Thinking of this, Li Ren walked around the mirror and walked towards the double bed covered with a quilt. He didn't look back once.

Li Ren’s idea is very simple.

Since Qingcai has already said "Don't touch this mirror", Li Ren will definitely not touch this mirror even once. He is not the kind of person who will do anything to satisfy his curiosity.

"Regarding the matter of this mirror... I'll ask Qingcai tomorrow morning when she's had enough rest."

Li Ren thought about it while changing his clothes and getting into bed. When he lay down, he casually put the forbidden "big iron lock" on the bedside table.

Then, Li Ren completely ignored the strange mirror that was still "standing" alone in the room, and slowly covered himself with a quilt.

Three seconds later, he fell asleep.

The sound of heavy breathing echoed in the room. There was no more noisy Tianlu broadcast in his ears, and no more disturbing phone rings outside the room.

This was the most peaceful sleep that the tortured Li had had in a year.

The night passed peacefully without incident.

It was not until the next morning that a long knock on the door woke Li Ren up.

"Good morning, roommate."

The first thing that sleepy Li Ren saw when he followed the sound was Honglian, who was wearing a tank top. She poked her head out from the half-open door and greeted him with a smile.

"It's time to get up and have breakfast~" Honglian outside the door continued: "We'll wait for you."

As soon as she finished speaking, Honglian's little head with a ponytail shrank back.

"This girl..." Li Ren thought to himself, and lifted the warm quilt on his body: "Is she a little too enthusiastic towards me?"

When Li Ren came to the living room, the two sisters Honglian were already sitting neatly at the dining table waiting.

"Roommate brother, you're here~" Honglian said enthusiastically as she stood up and invited Li Ren to sit on the chair between her and her sister.

After sitting down, Li Ren glanced at his sister Kallen to his right out of politeness, where her tentacles were sticking out like a wriggling eel.

Then, he spoke hesitantly, "Where's Qingcai? Isn't she coming for breakfast?"

"Oh? You mean Xiao Qingcai..." Honglian subconsciously fiddled with her bangs while speaking: "...She just finished making breakfast when she received a call about working overtime. Then she rushed to work."

Hearing this, Li Ren's brows twitched.

He instinctively looked towards the shoe cabinet at the entrance. As expected, the small leather shoes that Qingcai had changed into last night were gone.

Then, Li Ren looked up at the wall clock again. It was just past 7 o'clock.

"Does your committee not give employees a holiday during the Chinese New Year?"

Li Ren asked in confusion: "Qingcai seems to have been working overtime for many days in a row."

"The greater the ability, the greater the workload." Honglian answered half-jokingly.

Later, when she saw Li Ren's face full of "The committee turned out to be a black-hearted company!", she spread her hands helplessly and explained seriously: "Qingcai said before leaving that it seemed that a delegation from some overseas organization had a conflict with the customs staff when entering the country because of the consignment issue of accompanying taboos..."

"…This is a diplomatic incident that could escalate. The committee will naturally send one of its most reliable civilian personnel to mediate."

Honglian paused for a moment, then looked up at the sky and said with emotion: "Speaking of the most reliable civilian staff, that person..."

"It must be green vegetables. It can only be green vegetables."

Seeing that Honglian had said this, Li Ren had no choice but to nod silently.

At the same time, his stereotype of Qingcai as a "legendary civilian staff member of the committee" deepened.

"Okay, enough talking. Let's eat while it's hot."

Hearing Honglian say this, Li Ren, who had always focused his attention on his big sister, turned his eyes to the dining table for the first time.

Then, Li Ren was stunned.

Only then did he notice that the so-called "breakfast" in Honglian's mouth was actually a feast. A feast that was so filling that more than a dozen adult men had to walk with their hands on the wall. It was definitely a feast that was large enough to fill them up.

Between the three "people", six large silver bowls, the same style as in a buffet restaurant, filled the entire table. And each bowl was filled with delicious food.

In the food bowl closest to Li Ren, there was a pile of more than ten pounds of soft-boiled eggs, more than half a meter high.

In the other bowls, there were fried dough sticks cut into small pieces, soy sauce ham and egg fried rice with distinct grains, fist-sized steamed pork buns made with old-fashioned dough, scallion oil noodles sprinkled with lard and shrimp roe, and salted egg yolk bamboo shoots dumplings with large shrimps stuffed in the seams.

These foods are also measured in "ten pounds per bowl", filling the bowl to the brim.

“These meals…”

Looking at the huge amount of food on the table that could feed pigs for more than a dozen meals, Li Ren's pupils were shaking: "... Qingcai made all of this by himself?"

"Yes!" Honglian smiled and patted Li Ren's shoulder. At this moment, the corners of her mouth that were raised with pride were harder to suppress than an automatic rifle: "Qingcai, she is - very powerful!"

"..." Li Ren did not answer immediately, but the change in his facial expression was very interesting.

At the same time, he began to ponder the question, "Is this capable vegetable a human being?"

After a moment, Li Ren stopped thinking about it and spoke slowly and hesitantly: "Speaking of which... there is so much food, and it's all staple food. Can you finish it?"

"You're asking me?" Honglian pointed at herself and said as if it was a matter of course, "Of course I can't finish it."

Then she changed the subject and pointed at the group of sisters opposite her and said, "But Karen is at the age of growing up. It's reasonable for her to eat a little more for breakfast~"

Li Ren was slightly startled when he heard this. He then reacted and turned to look at Honglian's sister who was sitting on his right.

At this moment, this group of kids were "sitting" on the chairs, twisting their jelly-like bodies restlessly.

The taste buds all over her body were agitated by the delicious food that was so close to her. The holes densely packed on her body surface were uncontrollably secreting liters of saliva-like body fluids.

In the eyes of the Li people.

At this moment, Karen was like a pet dog staring at the food in the bucket, but never heard the owner's "permission to eat". She was trying her best to suppress her appetite.

"Karen seems to be losing control..." Honglian's tone revealed that something was wrong: "Let's have dinner quickly..."

Whizzing--

Swish—swish—swish—

As soon as Honglian said the word "Let's eat", the impatient Kallen had already controlled her tentacles and attacked the various bowls on the table.

Fried eggs, fried rice, meat buns, steamed dumplings, mixed noodles, and fried dough sticks were all swept into her body without exception. The various delicacies that were originally piled up like a mountain were swept away in the blink of an eye.

Seeing this, Li Ren quickly picked up his chopsticks and quickly put the egg into his bowl.

Ten seconds into the breakfast battle, Li Ren won both good news and bad news.

The good news is that little Karin, who looks like a starving ghost, is really not picky about food at all.

She ate everything, including the bowl used to hold the rice and the dishes on the table. This not only ensured a balanced diet, but also fundamentally solved the problem of washing dishes after meals.

As for the bad news, Li Ren only had time to grab two poached eggs before the table was cleared.

Since the bowl and chopsticks had been snatched away and eaten by Kallen, Li Ren had to hold the broken fried egg with both hands, with the delicious runny egg flowing from his fingertips.

"Just now, I was actually worried that I wouldn't be able to finish the food..." Looking at the empty table in front of him and the tentacles greedily licking the egg yolk on his fingertips, Li Ren was speechless and frowned: "...My worries were unnecessary."

"Karen! You are such a silly kid... leave some for the customers!" said Honglian, who only got half of the shaomai skin.

In response, Karin, who was eating ruthlessly, burped loudly. (End of this chapter)