The Social Life of the Supreme God

Chapter 47 The Big Fish

of course,

The committee has already prepared response plans for various scenarios that may arise from benevolence.

No, when Renli, holding the fish, was standing at the door of the office building thinking: "It really damages the image. How about... put the fish on the ground first, and go find someone to ask for a plastic bag to put the fish in." .

Then a girl hurriedly ran out of the building and stopped his movements.

"Minister Ren, you can't let me go! You mustn't let me go!"

Following the voice, a girl wearing square-rimmed glasses and a pair of ponytails on the back of her head, who looked to be about twenty-four or five years old, dressed in a clerical style, rushed straight to Renli Body wearing low-heeled shoes that are essential for the workplace. Only three meters away, he stopped and said, "You! Hold the fish! Hold it!"

Renli recognized this girl. She was HR Qin Dan from the Human Resources Department. She also had a nickname in the workplace: Qingcai.

When Renli joined the company, he often consulted Qingcai...about year-end bonuses, N+1, and medical insurance reimbursement issues after "justifiable defense."

Compared to that one, who looks like a mascot... Acting Director of the Department of Personnel and Administration.

Renli felt that the model worker in front of him, Qingcai, was more in line with the standards of...the personnel director of a public institution, both in terms of appearance and appearance.

While thinking about it, Renli already responded to the other party: "Good evening, Qingcai. Don't worry...I'll hold you tight."

Renli said, tightening the fish in his arms.

"You see... this situation is a bit complicated. If you need an explanation, we have to start with... fish feed." Renli took the initiative to explain. He didn't want to be mistaken and showed off to everyone: "How do you know I just caught fish?" A fishing friend caught a big carp.

"Minister Ren, you don't need to explain anything... We have confirmed the details with the person involved." Qingcai said, glanced at the carp that was still flapping, and took a step back: "The person involved has a good attitude in admitting his mistakes and hopes to make amends."

When Qingcai said this, Renli felt a little sorry for Director Hu. After all...everything started because of his [Heavenly Path] and [Power].

Next time we meet...bring some gifts to Director Hu.

Renli thought so, and Qingcai was already pushing for a solution: "The highest priority task at the moment is to put your... fish in place. I have informed the canteen, and the canteen aunt is on her way to get the pot. "

"Before that, please... hold the fish tight." When Qing Cai said this, she seemed to feel something was wrong, and added: "Well... if the fish falls on the ground... and makes the ground dirty, the cleaner will be angry. "

Seeing Renli nodded and didn't ask any more questions... Qingcai secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, she turned around and looked behind her: "Mr. Shi Shan, you see... there are some special circumstances. I need you to wait here for a moment."

Following Qingcai's line of sight, Renli saw: In the office building, a gentleman wearing tattered clothes was slowly moving towards this side.

The reason why I use "mo" is because this gentleman with a fat waist and a strong body is definitely... super fat among sumo wrestlers.

In this way, this Mr. Shi Shan was still wearing tattered and dirty clothes, as if they were dug out of a cemetery. Her feet were without shoes or socks, so bold... barefoot.

In addition, this person still has a "sweating physique", and various negative buffs are stacked together, resulting in: Mr. Shi Shan, who is emitting a bad smell, will leave sweat and footprints on the ground he passes every time he takes a step... and dirty.

In this way, this person struggled to pass through the heightened and widened automatic sliding door of the office building, and then moved down the three steps at the door of the building, and finally came to the two of them.

When this person appeared, Renli noticed that many of his civilian colleagues who were still insisting on watching the excitement had dispersed.

Until the end, the only three civil servants left received advice from Qing Cai: "Three three over there, I remember... you are the newcomers at the same time, right? Don't make a fuss, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future."

Saying this, Qing Cai looked back at the stains left on the floor by Shi Shan:

"You three, just do me a favor: go to the staff gym and ask the cleaning guy to come over. At the end of the season, I will apply for each of you... a high temperature subsidy of 20,000 yuan. It's troublesome."

Seeing the three people leaving with smiles, Qingcai continued to look at Renli: "This... is Mr. Shi who just passed the interview. He is a rare talent in funeral and encoffining. When Mr. Shi accepts the offer from the committee, Once you are admitted to the establishment, you will officially become our colleagues."

As Qingcai said this, she introduced Renli and Mr. Shishan to each other.

"Mr. Shi, this is the Minister of Humanity and Justice of the Ministry of National Defense. He is one of the eight committees mentioned in the interview just now..."

After such introduction, Qingcai looked behind Renli...

Renli also turned around, so he saw: the cafeteria aunt, who was still wearing an apron, was carrying a black iron pot specially used for large dishes, with a pot lid hanging on the back, walking from the restaurant street in the office area. Come.

Behind the aunt in the cafeteria, there are seven more people: tall and muscular, wearing vests, suspenders, and rags on their heads, holding mops, brooms, and dustpans...the cleaning brother is coming at full speed.

The cafeteria aunt's style is quite normal, and the cleaning brother... is still as diligent and quick as ever.

Renli commented like this, and the seven cleaning brothers had already greeted him respectively.

Then, the seven eldest brothers arrived first, rushing in front of the aunt in the cafeteria. In front of the building, the stains left by Shi Shan were being cleaned up in full swing.

With the efforts of seven people, the "garbage" began to disappear quickly.

At the same moment, the cafeteria aunt carrying the big pot also came to Renli.

"Xiao Li. Auntie just heard that you need to... recuperate." The aunt in the cafeteria said, licking her lips: "You fish, do you want to stew it now?"

As soon as the aunt opened her mouth, Renli was in a dilemma... He did say before: Bring a fish to replenish your health. But that was just an excuse to ease the awkwardness.

If this fish is really stewed...

Let's not forget that the koi stew has a strong earthy smell and is not delicious.

The main problem is that Tianlu previously warned that the wonderful combination of "Arowana" and "Symbiotic Rainbow" will cause environmental pollution.

If it is really stewed, maybe something will happen if you eat it...

Renli thought so and gave the reply: "Auntie, this is koi carp. It doesn't taste good when stewed. Please lend me the pot first, and I will put the fish in it. After the meeting... I will return the pot to you." "

He recalled the previously estimated "nesting end time": during this period, the fish could not leave. Therefore, Renli has only two choices: either bring a fish to the meeting; or miss the meeting and stay with the fish and frog.

After thinking about the salary package of the committee, Renli finally chose to hold a meeting. His work attitude... was still linked to his salary.

"Hey! Minister Ren, that's what you said. You really underestimate auntie's cooking skills."

While Renli was thinking for a moment, the cafeteria aunt also responded. At the same time, Tianlu's reminder rang in Renli's ears.

[Tip: Aunt A in the cafeteria, inspired by you, favorability +50]

[Note: Aunt A in the cafeteria has itchy hands and longs for fish stew]

[The other party is re-evaluating their relationship with you...]

[The attitude of Aunt A in the cafeteria towards you has been changed from "Cherishing your welfare" to "Being attentive", current favorability level: 205]

"Minister Ren, did you forget Auntie's clay pot rice? Come on, I'll cook it for you. What kind of meat do you like to eat..."

After being reminded by the strange aunt in front of him, Renli remembered the "unwritten rule" of the committee: every interview, meeting, and field trip, he must eat a bowl of claypot rice first.

Taking advantage of the situation, I recalled the delicious and refreshing food, which made me feel refreshed and full of energy after eating it.

Renli also realized that the aunt in front of him... might really be able to stew "Arowana" into flowers.

At this point, Renli made another excuse: the fish was a "gift" from Director Hu, and after praising his aunt's cooking skills, she handed over the big pot with a smile.

...

At the same moment, behind Qingcai, there was a "crowd" calling her name: "...Qin...Dan."

In the crowd: there were men, women, old and young, each in his own way, and each shouted out the word Qin Dan.

"...We...we...have discussed...that the test...for editing...is too difficult. Off...er...we...will not take it anymore. Everyone...feels...that it is...home...the most comfortable..." The crowd spoke at different speeds , saying the same sentence, the sound effect was as if the reverb was turned on: "...You...see...or...just do...the labor...outsource...that's it....We...don't need it...too much" Rich…"

After the other party finished speaking, Qingcai turned around and responded seriously: "[Corpse Mountain], you think about it carefully. You have passed this interview. If you don't accept the offer, it will be difficult for me to do this..."

Qingcai said, taking off the plastic folder held between her elbows, and then she pulled out a gel pen from the gap of the folder, pretending to write something on the A4 paper in the folder.

"...I'm sure... I'm causing you... trouble." [Corpse Mountain] The rotten heads and skeletal heads scattered all over the "body" all opened their mouths.

Then, from their mound-like body of flesh and blood, made up of rotten corpses, bones and ashes from the entire cemetery, rotten and smelly corpse arms stretched out again.

Then, these arms were like rowing boats, pushing the [Corpse Mountain] towards the stone arch bridge leaving here, and started to move: "Everyone... also... thinks... the committee... is too scary..."

[Corpse Mountain] Every time it moves "one step", dense fragments of flesh and blood and palm prints left by blood-stained arms will be left on the ground.

Behind them, a [Cleaning Brother], who had no skin on his body... his armor-like muscle tissue was directly exposed to the air, was glaring at the back of the [Mountain of Corpses].

[Cleaning Brother]'s neck is connected to seven muscular heads like a glaring King Kong, and his upper body also has fourteen arms.

As the [Mountain of Corpses] moved, [Brother Cleaning] also held up fourteen weapons including [knife, spear, sword, halberd, axe, ax, hook, fork...] and followed closely behind it.

Squeezing the bulging veins on their foreheads, the annoyed [cleaning brothers] kept spitting red and black "cleaning flames" from their mouths, burning all the "garbage" left behind in the mountain of corpses.

The hot air hitting her face made her face hurt, so Qingcai looked in the direction of Renli again...

At this moment, Minister Ren was stuffing the [Golden Arowana] from the [Late Dragon Transformation Stage] into the mouth of the cafeteria aunt.

Seeing the cafeteria aunt's head that was centered on the tip of the nose and split in all directions like a piranha, after swallowing the [Arowana] completely... it closed and shrunk again, and then returned to the size of the normal head, and the green vegetables finally became loose. Take a breath.

puff-

Poof——

Accompanied by the popping sound of the aunt in the cafeteria drawing a knife and cutting off his head and falling to the ground, and the popping sound of blood spurting from the arteries in his neck.

Qingcai thought in her heart: Let Minister Ren hold the head of [Chef] for the meeting later.

Anyway...if he thinks it is a pot, then it is a pot.

……

As for the bunch of... candidates who rejected the offer.

She thought and glanced at the corpses that were still moving slowly.

Immediately, the words "not approved" were written on [Corpse Mountain]'s resume.

I still told Minister Jiang: If this person failed the interview, we will arrange labor outsourcing later.

otherwise…

If Minister Jiang knew, someone would dare to reject the committee's offer. Maybe... he will personally come forward to "help" them establish their determination to take the exam.

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