The Social Life of the Supreme God

Chapter 99 The Old Man and Iron
Citizens shopping in the home appliances section saw a pile of metal kitchen utensils clanging towards them. The first reaction was to run away towards the exit of the furniture store.

These citizens who went out to visit furniture stores on the first day of the Lunar New Year were unlucky to say the least.

They were first forcibly driven out of the kitchen and bathroom area by a knight Coser wearing heavy armor. Then I came across this pile of fine metal kitchen utensils. This is a Chinese New Year, even if you want to be a street kid, you won't feel comfortable.

Look at Director Lao Wang who is escaping again.

After dozens of pieces of metal kitchen utensils blended into the crowd, they merged again and transformed into the appearance of the dean with a beer belly. Then he turned back to confirm that the "male bodyguard" with a big nose had not followed, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

Lao Wang just buried his head and blended into the crowd. Walk towards the safe exit.

During this period, he silently prayed for his armored brother in his heart. Hope to see each other alive again in the future.

In a sense, the kitchen utensil "Lao Wang" and the armor "Dinda" are closely related.

As a phenomenon-level taboo whose powers are all related to metals, one of them possessed a pile of metal kitchen utensils after traveling through time. Another lodged itself in a knight's armor on display in a museum.

The two hit it off immediately.

Lao Wang thought as he passed through the rows of shelves, he could already see the upward escalator outside the safety exit in the distance.

"Brother, the rest... I leave it to you..."

Then before he reacts again. A huge force struck from under his feet, and then pulled him into the laundry cabin which was less than half a meter away.

The painful moment when the body is quickly crushed, fractured, and twisted due to the interaction between a small space and force majeure. Lao Wang saw the culprit who attacked him.

The green cold light shot out from the monster's eyes. After the opponent's silver-white head with metallic luster slowly opened, a mouth full of sharp teeth was exposed.

"Since he came to arrest me, it means...that old man is alone." Lao Wang did not forget his mission before he died. At the same moment, the monster's claws extended out of the laundry cabin again, and then gently closed the door of the washing machine.

They gained the ability to assume human form under the protection of a séance boss. Then, as a transfer student and dean, he lurked next to his target Lin Xueqing.

It was a strange monster composed of an oval-shaped elongated skull and a human body, curled up like a snake in the laundry cabin.

As a result, he received an "undercover" job.

times of crisis.

Looking down, he saw a milky-white claw with four sickle-shaped spikes sticking out of the washing machine. Upon closer inspection, the thing that grabbed Lao Wang was not a human palm, but more like the claws of some kind of theropod dinosaur.

"As long as... we can get to that place..."

"Brother, I will always remember you."

In the furniture mall where the crowd was scattered, no one dared to open the violently shaking drum washing machine. In the cabin of the washing machine, Lao Wang's last blessings to the armored brothers were heard. And the chewing sounds of "Crack-Crack-Crack-" and "Crack-Crack-Crack" from the little dragon.

Recalling the scene where Brother Armor was smashed into the wall by a bench. He looked back and saw that Jackie Chan was not chasing after him. Lao Wang's running speed accelerated again.

When Lao Wang was only a few meters away from the escalator, he passed by a drum washing machine. Then his ankle was grabbed by a "hand" extending from the washing machine.

After his entire body was pulled into the laundry cabin. Lao Wang saw it more closely——

Lao Wang's first reaction was to turn back into the form of metal kitchen utensils and run for his life. But then he was horrified to find that his transformation ability had failed.

"This is...that bodyguard..." Lao Wang recognized the other person's human body parts. The blue long sleeves and brown slacks he was wearing belonged to the man who kicked him away earlier.

Later, when these two "grassroots taboos" joined the séance together, they originally thought of leaning against a big tree to enjoy the shade.

Until just now, they were in big trouble in the Furniture Mart.

For hunting. Also to explore new forms.

The little dragon turned into a [Blue Eyes White Dragon] recognized by most of the 32 [narrative layer beings].

……

When the dragon was in the washing machine, eating the gifts from the séance.

The knight in armor, stuck in the concrete wall of the kitchen area, finally moved again.

Accompanied by the "rustling" sound of stone chips falling, and the crisp sound of steel armor falling to the ground. The armored knight's feet once again stood on the floor tiles of the Furniture City.

Touching the dent on the helmet made by the plastic bench. Then he saw the old man not far away observing him with his hands behind his back. The armored taboo found that Lady Luck was still on his side. The target is gone.

The armored knight thought so and stepped forward. Then he reached out and grabbed the old man who was not even as tall as his waist.

As long as he captures the other party alive, his mission will be completed.

It was forbidden to have beautiful thoughts about the future until Renhuang raised his right hand.

The old man's palm could hold an iron finger of the armor. Then Renhuang gently broke it apart, and the nearly 100 kilogram steel knight lifted its feet off the ground, then spun twice in the air before falling to the ground with a "clang".

period. The two jade beads in Renhuang's pocket, gifted by Tu Ling, were engraved with the words "合" and "理". Glowing slightly.

"Baby, your steps are too weak." Renhuang commented on the opponent's lack of skills, while not forgetting to promote his own business: "Would you consider signing up for a fighting class?"

But having just experienced the armor taboo of "turning the sky and the earth spinning", it is obvious that he is still not convinced. After he stood up, he attacked Renhuang again.

Then he was fingered again. After spinning three or four times in the air, he fell heavily to the ground.

After being beaten twice in a row. No matter how stupid this taboo is, you should understand that there is something wrong with the thin old man in front of you who looks like he weighs less than 100 pounds.

"Damn bitch, he doesn't have a single word that's reliable." Armor greeted the family of the dog-headed strategist in his heart.

He soon realized that the old man in front of him was not an ordinary human being, and decided not to show any mercy.

"The King's Treasure House!"

In response to his words, cracks appeared in the space behind the armored knight. Then swords, axes, spears, hammers and other melee weapons made of steel emerged from the cracks.

This is the power he holds. An ability to store steel weapons in space rifts and retrieve them at any time, or fire them at enemies.

"old man…"

I have already suffered from this old man's "four ounces of heavy lifting". In addition, it is unclear when the old man's bodyguard will return. The armor taboo no longer cares about keeping hands: "Don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Armor said, raising his hand and waving. A dozen heavy weapons floating in the crack behind him all fired at Renhuang.

"What Lili said is true." Renhuang read Renli's nickname, and he remembered what Renli told him during dinner: "When people fight outside these days, they really take whatever comes easily."

Then Renhuang raised his right hand slightly. Then it was like slapping the flying broom, dustpan, mop, and trash can. He easily pushed away the steel weapons that came from all angles.

Every time he waved his hand, he hit the sword blade, ax handle, spear shaft, hammer head, etc. of the weapon accurately from the side. In order to use the minimum force to shoot the thrown objects around.

These weapons range from dozens to hundreds of kilograms in weight. After Renhuang's slap, it hit the surrounding shelves with inertia.

So that for a while.

The sound of metal hitting metal was mixed with the loud sound of shelves being bent, split, and then collapsed.

Then when the dust stirred up by the battle disperses.

The narrative layer saw the armor taboo taking advantage of the chaos and slashing at the old human man with two giant swords. He Zheng held a giant sword in one hand and stood firmly on the spot. Renhuang never retreated.

"Fat baby, I am 76 years old this year."

Renhuang said, grabbing the sword with both hands and slightly breaking it. The armor taboo felt his hands were empty, and his two giant steel swords were snatched away by the old man: "It's not very polite of you to bully me with a mop pole."

Renhuang said and threw his hands. Then the two giant swords spun around in the air, and then the hilts of the two swords fell firmly into Renhuang's hands.

It finally calmed down in a messy furniture city.

The seventy-year-old man, who was slightly hunched over, held two 1.8-meter swords in both hands.

"Grandpa taught you a lesson today. Remember to be polite to the elderly in the future." Renhuang said, raising the two giant swords high: "Don't blame grandpa for being ruthless."

Finished speaking. Renhuang swatted the armored knight in front of him into the floor like a fly.

This armored martyr was thus under the influence of Tu Ling's [Reasonable Life] power. It was beaten into a "discus".

(End of this chapter)