I traveled through time and became a cute girl, I just want to be a fun person

Chapter 141 The peak battle between the "Laughing Fart King" and the "Open Shit King"!

It's Saturday, and it's another classic full-day self-study class.

The students in Class 3, Grade , were completely unaware of the surging undercurrent that had happened before.

Some of the students were quite puzzled. For example, in the boys' dormitory where Wen Shun was staying, during a tea party on Friday night, this conversation happened -

"That new transfer student seems to be a loudmouth. It's been almost a week and I haven't seen him cause any trouble."

"It's true. In the class meeting on Monday, the transfer student, I think his name is Lu Tianshi, he was making all sorts of noises. He has a great background and a bad temper. He's a hypocrite!"

"This guy seems to have taken the initiative to go to Yang Jingming to visit the dock. He is quite aware of current affairs. As expected, the third generation of the chaebol is very good at interpersonal relationships and has something to offer..."

"What's wrong? The third generation of the chaebol has such bad taste that he actually hangs out with a nouveau riche lady like Han Cailin. What a taste!"

"By the way, why didn't he come to class today on Friday? It's so cool. Why didn't he come to class if he didn't want to?"

"It's just the basic skills of the third generation of chaebols. People like Jiang Hengyu who are both good in character and academics are the outliers."

"It's fine if you don't come to class. People like this always feel like they're a time bomb that might explode at some point."

"Hehehe, as long as Wen Wen, the master of metaphysics in our dormitory, is here, Lu Tianshi, even if he is a dragon, has to be coiled up, a tiger has to lie down, and a bomb has to be held in! Don't you think so? Ah, meek?”

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The dormitory where Wen Shun lives usually holds a tea party on Fridays. Anyway, tomorrow and Saturday are all self-study classes. There is no harm in staying up late on Friday night to chat. There is always a chance to catch up on sleep tomorrow. .

While the roommates were having a tea party and chatting in full swing, Wen Wen was still coding hard on the Internet on his mobile phone. When he heard his roommate cueing him, he replied: "He didn't come to provoke me. I can't be bothered to pay attention to this kind of thing." people."

He also added in his mind - At the same time, he didn't bother Jiang Yuan, so I'll just ignore him.

In fact, when Lu Tianshi, a transfer student, arrived, Wen Wen felt slightly uneasy because this was another "butterfly effect"!

In his "previous life", there were no transfer students in Class 3. They were still the third generation of the "tyrannical boss" type chaebol who was not easy to mess with at first glance.

However, this "butterfly effect" seems quite reasonable to Wen Wen.

Because Cui Haoping, who had caused public outrage and renounced the whole class, was forced to change classes, and his position was vacated, which naturally triggered the subsequent "butterfly effect".

Wen Shun immediately told Jiang Hengyu this information and asked Jiang Hengyu what the origin of Lu Tianshi was.

"He's just a guy who only knows how to show off his skin. He's stupid and bad. The stupid part outweighs the bad part. If he dares to disturb Jiang Yuan, you don't have to hold back at all. Give him a lesson and he'll be honest. "Jiang Hengyu replied meekly.

As expected of Emperor Hengyu, this is true domineering!

After Wen Wen saw this message, he immediately felt certain.

With Jiang Hengyu's endorsement, he is indeed very confident. Otherwise, it would be quite stressful for ordinary people to provoke the third generation of chaebols these days, even if they are just a side branch.

"What you said makes it seem like I'm good at fighting. I'm obviously just a dog-headed military strategist who is very eloquent... [baring teeth]" He meekly complained about "Lord" in a relaxed manner.

"There's nothing wrong with the martial arts strategist! [Squint] [Squint] Besides, you are the sports committee member of class three. Isn't it natural for the sports committee to fight? [Dog head] [Dog head]" Jiang Hengyu is also good at joking.

Wen Wen was indeed amused. He felt that a person's fate not only depends on personal struggle, but also considers... You said he is a scholar with a gentle temper, why was Jiang Hengyu appointed him as a martial arts sect?

The most outrageous thing is that he himself is inexplicably confident.

Sometimes I really can't help but want to find a tool man to test whether the "golden finger" he carries after his "rebirth" still works. It has been a long time since I have verified metaphysics, and I always feel itchy in my heart.

In this way, while Wen Shun and Jiang Hengyu were chatting and laughing, they directly arranged for Lu Tianshi, the third generation of the chaebol who was feared by others...

Unfortunately, to Wen Wen's dismay, this Lutian Shiniu group had been fussing about it for a long time, but they didn't see any substantive action from the other side.

Lu Tianshi was having a heated fight with Han Cailin. Of course, it had nothing to do with meekness. As long as the other party didn't bother Jiang Yuan, he would never take the initiative to cause trouble.

Neither Jiang Hengyu nor Wen Shun expected that under the planning of Han Cailin, the "master of conspiracy", Lu Tianshi, who happened to be a day student, would actually provoke Jiang Yuan outside the campus!

Fortunately, Jiang Yuan is not the kind of person who will have accidents without the protection of others. She really likes to accumulate all kinds of trump cards. If she is stable, she is a true Taoist. She still needs a test. The tool of her trump card.

So this guy Lu Tianshi was miserable, even worse than when he was in Foreign Languages ​​High School!

For the first time in his life, he suffered a physical beating. Although his appearance was not disfigured, the skin on his buttocks was torn, as if he had been hit by a stick or someone had poked him. He could not sit down. !

On Saturday, Lu Tianshi still limped to school, holding his buttocks and limping. He came to school at his own request.

The reason is very simple. He is clearly on the "journey" of Class Three, which is full of vitality and everything is competing for success. It can be said that "the advantage is mine"!

If he doesn't strike while the iron is hot and establish his authority in Class 3, wouldn't he become a joke?

Maybe some people behind the scenes are still talking about him, calling him a paper tiger!

His guess was pretty good, after all, the dormitory where Wen Shun was staying was really discussed like this.

This is absolutely not possible. He has clearly understood the basics of Class 3, and he is just missing the last step...

And after he came to the class, he didn't know if it was due to psychological factors. He felt as if everyone didn't respect him as much as they did a few days ago, which made him extremely annoyed!

What made Lu Tianshi even more unhappy was that Han Cailin, who was quite close to him and was good at flattering him, actually "changed her mind" and became very cold and wanted to make a clear relationship with him!

How evil is the human heart?

What he didn't know was that "Master of Conspiracy" Han Cailin was a little discouraged because she had been crushed by "destiny gods" several times and was completely manipulated by applause...

Lu Tianshi couldn't help but write a small note to question Han Cailin: "Isn't it just because I was a bit unlucky that I made a mistake that night? What kind of attitude do you have? I sacrificed so much for you!"

Han Cailin wrote a small note in frustration and replied: "I think your attitude of treating Jiang Yuan as a mere soldier is a bit too trusting. I used to be a bit naive too. This Jiang Yuan is really not that easy to deal with... …”

The reason why they wrote small notes to each other was simple. They couldn't "conspire loudly" in the classroom, right?

This behavior was also noticed by Li Nacan, and she suddenly became very interested in the contents of the note.

When Lu Tianshi saw the reply on Han Cailin's note, he couldn't help but think deeply. He felt that he was a bit careless in treating Jiang Yuan as a "pirated goods". Is there a possibility that this Jiang Yuan is actually a member of the Jiang family? , or even the illegitimate daughter of Jiang Xiyan’s mother?

His imagination suddenly opened up. After all, he knew from Jiang Yingshao that the strong woman aunt of the other party had hired a son-in-law, and maybe she also had a son-in-law outside?

The daughter of a powerful plutocrat is just like the princess of the Tang Dynasty. Raising a good face is just a basic operation.

This seems to explain why Jiang Yuan and Jiang Xiyan are so similar, and it makes sense that Jiang Yingshao doesn't know about their illegitimate daughter!

Lu Tianshi felt that he was so smart!

So, he wrote a small note in reply to Han Cailin: "It is indeed a bit careless. It's just that the plan failed. It has nothing to do with Jiang Yuan. She is so lucky. Forget it, whether this person is a soldier or a hidden boss, I will accept it. I skipped her when I came down, I'm going to attack the 'elite monsters'!"

Han Cailin is stunned. You are so miserable. What kind of "elite monsters" can you defeat?

She did not write another small note to reply, but casually put the small note into the hole in the table, but she did not notice that her deskmate Li Nacan had bright eyes and was full of curiosity.

It has to be said that Lu Tianshi was indeed "decided to kill". In his free time after lunch in the cafeteria today, he felt very good and came to Liu Ya's seat.

He also complained bitterly about the rubbish cafeteria of Ichiban No. 1 Middle School. It was not as good as a hair from the Foreign Languages ​​High School and even worse than pig food!

At this time, almost all the students in the class have arrived, and what Lu Tianshi wants is for the students in the class to be as complete as possible!

Because he is about to appear in front of people. When he appears in front of people, of course, the more students who are around to watch, the better...

"Woman, I heard that you were bullied by a boy named 'Meek' in your class before? Please tell me in detail, the person who is going to do justice for you, and talk to me, and I will get back the situation for you! As a price, I will be merciful and be your boyfriend afterwards!"

Lu Tianshi slightly poked his still swollen buttocks, looked directly at Liu Ya with domineering eyes, and then said the embarrassing words above.

He spoke in a rather high voice, as if he wanted the whole class, especially the girls in the class, to know one thing, that he was going to provoke the "public enemy of girls" in the class, meek, who was the best in his mind A living target!

He wants to regain the respect of the whole class by punishing meekness, and at the same time truly establish his authority!

However, what Lu Tianshi didn't expect was that Liu Ya, instead of showing gratitude for his behavior, had a look of disgust. However, she was intimidated by the other party's identity, but she dared not speak out in anger.

Jiang Yuan, who was eating melon and watching a show, suddenly let out a laugh without restraint and said to Lu Tianshi: "Don't you think what you just said is so stupid and funny? How can you chase a girl like this in reality? Get out of here and don't harass classmate Liu Ya!"

Liu Ya couldn't help showing a look of gratitude and worry, wondering why this little Jiang Jiang was so brave at the critical moment. Isn't she afraid of offending this third generation chaebol?

In terms of courage, Liu Ya found that she was far inferior to Jiang Yuan. She was used to lowering her posture and using curves to achieve her goals, unlike Jiang Yuan, who was truly stubborn and would rather bend than bend.

Of course Jiang Yuan is not afraid of Lu Tianshi anymore. After all, the idiot in front of him was beaten severely by her just now and cost him a lot of pain-worth gold coins. Now he comes here to show off, so she will slap him in the face right now!

Lu Tianshi was also shocked by Jiang Yuan's unscrupulous ridicule. He was already used to using his status to dominate, and he never thought that there would be someone in this world who dared to attack him like this!

However, due to speculation about Jiang Yuan's identity, he suspected that she was the half-sister of his goddess Jiang Xiyan. If he could marry Jiang Xiyan in the future, she would be his sister-in-law, who is half of his brother-in-law. Ass...

Forget it, as a future brother-in-law, Lu Tianshi didn't have the same experience as his future sister-in-law. He ignored Jiang Yuan and continued to talk to Liu Ya: "Give me an answer quickly. I know that you must be very eager to take revenge on me! And I have the ability to realize your wish!"

Liu Ya was encouraged by Jiang Yuan who had just become tough. She said calmly: "Wen Wen and I have already settled things. We don't need you to fulfill any wish. It's your business to challenge Wen Shun. Follow me." It’s irrelevant.”

I don't know when, Liu Ya's loyal younger brother Yang Lexuan has arrived here. She interjected excitedly: "Lu Tianshi, how can you show your sincerity by talking out of thin air like this? If you have the guts, go ahead and teach meekness a lesson." After a meal, come and show your courtesy to our Liu Ya!"

Obviously, compared to Liu Ya, Yang Lexuan wanted to see Wen Wen unlucky. Now she seemed to have seen a God-given opportunity!

And when Lu Tianshi met Yang Lexuan, who was a compliment, it was just what he wanted. He said loudly: "Okay! Since meekness is the public enemy of many girls in our class, then today I will do justice for God!"

He decided to teach meekness a lesson first, and then use this sincerity to attack Liu Ya, the "elite monster". I believe that the other party would be conquered by his domineering temperament!

Liu Ya frowned and glanced at Yang Lexuan. She felt that the other party had caused trouble for her again. What if Lu Tianshi really taught Wen Wen a lesson and suppressed her with this kind of momentum, then how should she deal with it?

She couldn't help but fell into a contradictory state again. She hoped that Wen Wen could deal with this even more annoying third generation of mentally retarded chaebol, but she also felt that this hope was slim. After all, Wen Wen was just a high school student with an ordinary background. How could he defeat Lu Tianshi?

Liu Ya couldn't help but said to Jiang Yuan: "What should I do? I feel that meekness is going to suffer. Don't blame me again, thinking that I am inciting Lu Tianshi to find trouble for him..."

Jiang Yuan showed an expression as if she was watching a show. She comforted Liu Ya and said, "Believe in meekness. Meekness is the pride of our third class. His metaphysical physique is very good. We must believe in him!"

Liu Ya opened her mouth, but she didn't know what to say. Do you believe in metaphysics at a critical moment? Then I might as well just believe that you are the "God of Destiny"...

At this time, Lu Tianshi immediately returned to his seat, ready to take out the electric baton, a weapon used to scare Wen Wen.

He really didn't believe it. Ordinary high school students wouldn't be afraid of him, who wears the tiger skin of a third-generation chaebol, plus the weapons in his hands!

Wait, where is my electric baton?

What kind of unscrupulous thief in Male Gobi stole the electric baton that I carefully prepared?

Lu Tianshi was confused!

At the same time, Wen Shun came to Lu Tianshi angrily, holding an electric baton in one hand and several small notes in the other hand!

After having lunch and taking a break from the dormitory, Wen Shun returned to the classroom and found an extra weapon in the hole in his desk, and a few small notes on the table...

After he curiously opened the small note, he found that the name of the person who wrote the small note was thoughtfully added on it, and their content was the "loud conspiracy" between Lu Tianshi and Han Cailin. !

Seeing this, it was so incredible that Wen Wen immediately became anxious and broke out in a cold sweat!

Damn it, you were negligent!

Unexpectedly, this pair of idiots actually plotted against Jiang Yuan outside the school!

Fortunately, Jiang Yuanji has his own destiny, and their conspiracy plan did not succeed.

But even so, Wen Wen was still furious. He wanted to know more truth...

So, there was no need to wait for Lu Tianshi to take the initiative to cause trouble for Wen Shun. He immediately took action. He took the electric baton, which was provided by an unknown source, and walked towards Lu Tianshi's seat in a menacing manner.

Han Cailin's deskmate Li Nacan looked timid, but in fact her eyes were narrowed to a slit and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised. It was obvious that she was in a very happy mood now.

Again, she doesn't care about what she steals, she only cares about what interesting reactions will happen in the world after she steals the things and "robs the rich and gives to the poor".

Obviously, it was her, the "Saint Thief" who had hidden her merits and fame, who assisted men this time.

And what she had to admit was that after secretly reading the conversation between Han Cailin and Lu Tianshi, she felt quite unhappy!

These two idiots, even though their families are so rich, they still have to target the "poor guy" Jiang Yuan. How unconscionable is this!

Although she, Li Nacan, is not a grand thief, but just a kleptomania patient. Whether or not she steals things depends on her own will, but at certain times, she still likes to play the role of a grand thief...

It just so happened that the daily eye-catching interactions between Lu Tianshi and Han Cailin also caused serious mental damage to Li Nacan, so don't blame her for being quick, she chose to commit the robbery directly!

He carried all the key evidence and weapons to the new sports committee member Wen Wen and asked him to seek justice for Jiang Yuan and punish this couple severely!

At this moment, Lu Tianshi saw the unkind meekness of the visitor and the weapon in his hand, and he became extremely angry!

"Meek! It turns out you are a thief! You stole my electric baton! Do you know that you have broken the law? In this country of law, I can call the police directly and send you to jail!"

Lu Tianshi's threatening words were impactful!

If it were an ordinary high school student, he would probably be a little panicked even with the weapon in hand.

After all, this country is indeed a country of laws, but before the law, rich people are more equal than poor people, because rich people can hire the most luxurious team of lawyers, and even if they commit some super serious crime, they can rely on the "omnipotent one" "mentally ill" to escape legal sanctions.

Not to mention people from chaebol families, they can always find people who are willing to take the blame and go to jail.

After the person who committed the crime is released from prison, he may receive money that other ordinary people cannot earn in his lifetime. Of course, he may also be executed once and for all. After all, dead people never talk nonsense. Lu Tianshi thought he was sure of defeating the opponent, but he never expected that Wen Wen was not an ordinary high school student. He had the support of Emperor Hengyu behind him!

Hong Nu's Wen Mian went up and slapped Lu Tianshi!

Snapped!

The sound resounded throughout the classroom!

At the same time, he was still mumbling: "Breaking the law? I'm breaking your mother's law! Please explain to me first, what conspiracy did you and Han Cailin, these two bad guys, carry out against Jiang Yuan?"

Wen Shun's tough approach shocked the entire class watching!

There was silence in the classroom, but the students were filled with emotions——

"Damn it, this guy Wen Shun is so crazy. He actually dares to slap the third generation of the chaebol!"

"Where is the meekness? Why is he like a mad dog? He is really not afraid of being sent to jail by the angry third generation of the chaebol?"

"It's too aggressive. This Wen Wen is really too aggressive. This Lu Tianshi is really just domineering on the surface. He has no way to deal with a fool like Wen Wen!"

"The timid are afraid of the bold, and the bold are afraid of risking their lives. You really can't mess with this meek one in the future, because he really doesn't want his life!"

"It's over. Although I admire the docile masculinity in my heart, his impulsive behavior is undoubtedly digging his own grave. He will encounter huge backlash next..."

"To offend the Lu family without any hesitation, how much does this meek care about Jiang Yuan? Tsk tsk, Liu Ya really made a mistake. Such a man obviously feels very safe!"

……

Lu Tianshi was completely confused at this moment. He covered his cheek, and the pain worth of gold coins was exploded again!

No, what is going on in this Grade 3 () class? Isn’t he afraid of my family background? Why are you so stubborn? I am truly a third generation chaebol!

At this time, Han Cailin finally couldn't help but persuade Wen Shun: "Hey, hey, don't be impulsive, be careful of your passion and harm your family! Why are you always so impulsive?"

Wen Wen slapped the small piece of paper on Han Cailin's desk hard, and at the same time slapped her backhand unceremoniously!

Snapped!

The force was no lighter than hitting Lu Tianshi, which shows that Wen Wen is an egalitarian. Whether he slaps a boy or a girl, he treats everyone equally.

"I'm not impulsive! Are you the mastermind or an accomplice? Please explain to me what conspiracy you and Lu Tianshi planned!" Wen Shun said coldly.

Han Cailin also covered her cheeks and said in disbelief: "Wen Wen, are you crazy? Do you even beat girls? You are indeed a domestic violence lunatic! I don't know about any conspiracy or not!"

In fact, she was cursing the docile guy who stole these little notes from her!

She was sure that this disgusting thief was the one who stole her underwear before, and he was targeting her to make things difficult for her.

Anyway, except for my classmate Li Nacan, everyone else in the class might be a thief!

Why exclude Li Nachan?

Because the other party is always under Han Cailin's eyes, there is no chance to commit the crime, and she does not believe that an honest girl like Li Nacan will be related to theft.

Han Cailin also felt that she was good enough to Li Nacan. If she wanted something, she could just ask her for it. There was no need to steal it in a futile way!

To sum up, except for Li Nacan, the "one of her own" who is deeply trusted by her, everyone else in the class may be thieves!

She even suspected that she had fallen in love with Wen Shun. How could it be such a coincidence that before Lu Tianshi found trouble, the other party actually struck first...

"Okay! You like to quibble, don't you? That's how women are, they won't shed tears until they see the coffin!" Wen Shun said unhappily, but even though he said this, there was really nothing he could do against Han Cailin.

At this time, Lu Tianshi started to speak harshly again: "Okay! Meek, right? You're done! Your life plan is completely over. How dare you slap me. No one in the world can save you!"

Without saying a word, Meek gave Lu Tianshi a hard kick in the stomach. The other person groaned and could only cover his stomach, lie on the desk, and raise his buttocks at the same time...

Lu Tianshi is about to get mad. Why is there such a fool as meek in this class of Grade 3 ()? He doesn't accept his threats at all. When he does it, he is not rude at all. It's just like the society. Brother Shun, he is ruthless. Not much to say!

He went all out and took out his cell phone and actually called the police!

That's right, Lu Tianshi, who plays the role of "boss boss" all day long, has no choice but to call the police and patrol after encountering "barbarians". This is exactly what the saying goes - all reactionaries are Paper tiger!

What's so great about the three generations of conglomerates who are so arrogant, but they are still human beings?

Wen Wen just looked at him coldly and called the police without any fear at all!

Even after the other party connected the phone, he continued to press: "Hurry up and tell me the conspiracy you and Han Cailin discussed!"

What Lu Tianshi never expected at this time was that he would directly express his feelings!

"How do you say it! This kind of conspiracy to attack a girl from behind at night, coerce her into an alley, and threaten her... If I hadn't been so unlucky, I met those 'Jiang Xiyan's" The revenge of the admirer, the conspiracy that Han Cailin and I formulated together, has long been successful!"

Lu Tianshi's voice when he expressed his feelings was quite loud, and the whole class could hear him clearly. Of course, the police officer on the other side of the phone was no exception!

He was completely stunned. He hurriedly said "Sorry, wrong number" into the phone, and then hung up the phone immediately.

Han Cailin was hysterical at this time. She angrily kicked Lu Tianshi's butt hard, making him scream in pain!

She defended loudly: "Lu Tianshi! You are a beast, you covet Jiang Yuan's beauty, and you want to coerce her into doing things that you know how to do. Now you want to drag me into the water? Damn it! Jiang Yuan and I There is no grievance or enmity, so I would be stupid to formulate a conspiracy with you!"

Han Cailin had long wanted to cut ties with her partner, but now it seemed it was too late to draw a line...

Lu Tianshi had already been hit by the "Voice of Truth" skill at this time. After hearing Han Cailin's loud defense, he was naturally furious. Then he turned into a self-destructing truck and started to make crazy revelations!

His revelations were much more informative than those of Han Cailin, who could only quibble, and then their true colors were completely exposed!

Wen Shun was almost furious at this moment. Why did these two beasts target Jiang Yuan like this?

Especially this Lu Tianshi, he actually wanted to do that kind of thing to Jiang Yuan. This was definitely because he liked Jiang Yuan's appearance, which was somewhat similar to Jiang Xiyan, right?

It's so nasty!

At this time, the whole class was already in an uproar, especially the girls——

"No wonder this Lu Tianshi was dropped out of Foreign Languages ​​High School, why is he so disgusted!"

"Han Cailin, the laughing butt king, is indeed not a good person. Just because she sees Jiang Yuan as poor and likes to wear clothes that show off, she becomes so resentful!"

"Why are there these two scum in our class? Wen Shun quickly activate your metaphysical physique and let them die hard..."

"Indeed, if there is no grand squirting at this time, it always feels like it is missing a bit of charm."

"Meek, you've been irritated to this extent, it's time to use your 'metaphysical constitution'!"

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Not to mention other students in the class, even Wen Shun himself was already frantically hinting to himself to quickly activate the "gold finger" that comes with "rebirth". The atmosphere has reached this level. If he doesn't spray, then It's not polite.

Wen Wen thought this, and out of confidence in his own physique, he quietly chose to stay away from this place of right and wrong, for fear that they would cause trouble to him next.

At this time, Han Cailin was so angry that she lost her mind due to Lu Tianshi's "backstab"!

She was obviously the mastermind behind the scenes, but she didn't expect that she would encounter Lu Tianshi, a chess piece that backfired on her, and even kicked the chessboard over!

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and impulsively, she did something even more extreme——

She felt that kicking Lu Tianshi's protruding butt through a layer of pants was not satisfying at all, so she suddenly pulled off the back of Lu Tianshi's pants, who was lying on the desk with his belly covered!

After applying the ointment, a pair of buttocks that were still as red as a monkey's buttocks were displayed in front of the whole class in the open air!

The whole class was in an uproar, and then burst into laughter, especially the scumbags in the back row, who laughed so happily that they didn't expect that a person's buttocks could be as red as a monkey!

Some people immediately guessed the truth. No wonder Lu Tianshi said that his bad luck caused the plan to fail. Was he really dragged into an alley and spanked?

"Holy shit! Han Cailin, you crazy woman, what are you doing?"

Lu Tianshi was shocked and wanted to protect his pants that were taken off, but Han Cailin, who had completely turned against him, didn't give him a chance. She grabbed his pants with one hand and continued to kick the other person's butt with one foot!

"What do you think I'm doing? I'll kick you to death, this idiot who bites and slanders you. You're just a descendant of the Lu family, but you still pretend to be a big-tailed wolf in front of me. If you are half as good as Jiang Hengyu, no, one-third With your good looks, I can still forgive you, but now, I will kick you to death!" Han Cailin shouted angrily.

And at this critical moment, Lu Tianshi felt his stomach growling for a while, and he said loudly: "Wait a minute... wait a minute, I... can't stand it anymore, don't push anymore, or it will get bigger." It’s over!”

When Han Cailin heard the other party begging for mercy, she didn't stop at all. Instead, she pedaled even harder, even pushing her face closer to her!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Lu Tianshi roared wildly, and finally ejected the most violent force in his life from his asshole... shit!

Damn it, it’s a shock wave full of shit! ! !

The smell is also extremely stinky. It may be the "pig food" in the school cafeteria today. It is really rubbish. It seems to be a matter of course that the garbage "pig food" brewed this extremely smelly spray.

Han Cailin, who was closest to Lu Tianshi, undoubtedly encountered this unprecedented shock wave...

After Han Cailin suffered this disaster, she was stunned for a moment, and then she went crazy and cursed loudly: "Fuck you! Lu Tianshi, you are a beast. If you don't squirt sooner or later, you squirt now. You must have done it on purpose!"

She scolded her so hastily that she even forgot to wipe the Xiang on her face, so that the extremely stinky Xiang accidentally got into her mouth. The taste was beyond description in words!

Lu Tianshi turned around innocently and saw Han Cailin with a smile on her face, and of course the scumbag student in the back row who had suffered an unreasonable disaster. He originally wanted to defend loudly, I definitely didn't mean it, it was all "pig food" in the cafeteria. question.

However, there is a saying that by spraying Han Cailin in the face in such an extremely disgusting way, Lu Tianshi also felt the pleasure of getting revenge. His inner voice was like this - I asked you to kick my butt, and now I am experiencing You deserve such an ending!

Self-inflicted sin, do not live!

Then all his thoughts came out through his mouth!

Next, he laughed devilishly, seemingly very proud of being able to cause such a "biochemical attack" to Han Cailin...

The scumbags in the back row who were laughing so happily before were completely dumbfounded. They couldn't laugh anymore. Someone yelled "The King of Shit is coming, everyone get out of the way" and quickly ran away. The birds and beasts dispersed. They were speechless. , why are they always the ones who are attacked by biochemical attacks!

It’s really hard for the scumbags in the back row, why don’t you study hard in the future and try to change your seat to the front?

At this time, Han Cailin was already mad and completely lost her mind!

She grabbed a larger piece of feces on her desk, rushed to Lu Tianshi, wiped it directly on his face, and then stuffed it into his mouth!

Because Lu Tianshi was laughing uncontrollably, Han Cailin easily succeeded in making Lu Tianshi eat the feces she sprayed out!

At the same time, I don’t know who said something: “The King of Open-air Shit sprayed the face of the King of Laughing Farts, why didn’t the King of Laughing Farts fight back with his own serial stinky farts?”

Han Cailin suddenly had an epiphany. After she fed Lu Tian Shi Shi, she pointed her butt at him and yelled: "Come on!"

At this moment, it was as if all the stinkers in the world were summoned by her!

Muscles and bones roar together!

So vast!

Blocking out the sky!

She laughed!

On this day, "Laughing Fart King" Han Cailin once again entered the realm of land fart god.

The most terrifying thing is that she not only summoned farts, she also made herself squirt in order to fart so hard. The force of the squirt was so strong that it penetrated directly through her pants and turned into a shock wave, rushing towards Lu Tianshi!

Come on, let's hurt each other like this, who's afraid of whom?

Both of them started laughing, squirting one after another. It was quite rhythmic. You squirted and I squirted. I confirmed the rhythm and it was "A Laugh in the Sea"...

Wen Ming, who had evacuated the scene of the incident in advance, couldn't help but touch his forehead, which was not sweating much. He could now completely confirm it!

That is, when he is extremely angry, it is not that he can kill the Siberian tiger with a sliding shovel, but he can obtain the halo that triggers "shitting and pissing". Although this "golden finger" is difficult to stretch, it is still very powerful at the critical moment. To relieve anger!

It's just that when Jie Qi returned to Jie Qi, he was still prone to accidental injuries. Fortunately, he escaped quickly. If he had stayed in place, he couldn't imagine what kind of shock wave he would encounter!

The most unlucky person should be Han Cailin’s deskmate Li Nacan!

She was still enjoying the fun, just watching how Han Cailin kicked Lu Tianshi's ass. This scene made her so happy. When she thought of the way they flirted before, and compared with the current scene, she just felt that she was committing theft this time. , and pleased myself ruthlessly.

What she never expected was that Han Cailin kicked so hard that Lu Tianshi was kicked out!

Fortunately, the direction of the jet was slanted to the other side, which meant that Zhou Haitian's back seat suffered a greater disaster!

Li Nacan's agility attribute was so high that she exclaimed "f*ck!" and ran to the front row without thinking. The back row was really too dangerous!

It seems that she has to find a way to improve her grades, otherwise her life will be in danger in the future!

Both the "Open-air Shit King" and the "Laughing Fart King" started spraying freely, and the stench was still full. This "biochemical crisis" is already unprecedentedly powerful!

When Li Nacan ran to the front row, she didn't forget to remind her golf friend Jiang Yuan to quickly take the beautiful girls around and take refuge in the corridor outside the classroom. The nuclear bomb in Raccoon City was about to come. If you don’t leave now, when will you wait?

Jiang Yuan also pretended to be confused, and slipped out of the classroom first, and also called the beautiful girls around. Ling Weiwei was the calmest, and took a teaching aid book with her when she ran away, and went directly to the classroom outside the classroom. Studying continues in the corridor...

Next, as the "Open-air Shit King" and "Laughing Fart King" fought to the edge of the back row of the classroom, even the avenue was wiped out. The entire Class 3 classroom had already encountered a real "biochemical crisis", and the corridor was full of three Refugees from class!

However, everyone’s faces were filled with inexplicable joy, and they were chatting lively!

Unexpectedly, on this day, the long-awaited "Shit King" finally returned to his throne!

And the first class in the afternoon is about to begin. With this battle, wouldn't a lot of class time be wasted?

So happy!

　Here comes the 10,000-word chapter that made me laugh all night long~~~

　　Completely burned out! ! !

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