I traveled through time and became a cute girl, I just want to be a fun person

Chapter 146 It’s all the school cafeteria’s fault!

Time finally came to the evening, and the shocking farce in the afternoon finally came to an end.

The classroom of Class 3 () of Senior High School has been restored to its original state after being cleaned by professional cleaners from the cleaning company.

It can only be said that the professional cleaners of this company are very knowledgeable. They have all cleaned up the extremely filthy rental houses that were full of cockroaches. Now cleaning up the "shit marks" in the back of the classroom is just a side dish. a plate of.

But even so, the cleaners were still eye-opening, thinking that they had never encountered such a delicious experience during their student days...

Maybe the version has been updated, and the new generation of high school students have mastered shit-playing techniques that their predecessors have never mastered.

After all the stains were cleaned, the back row of the classroom was filled with the scent of a large amount of air freshener, and the shadow of "Resident Evil" no longer existed.

But for those scumbags in the back row, they still feel uncomfortable for some reason, and they can't help but recall the abstract image of the "Laughing Fart King" and the "Open-air Shit King" playing with each other in a "snowball fight" in their minds. .

This incredible experience gave them the urge to study hard and strive to get good grades in future exams, so that they might no longer be assigned seats in the back row.

There is another student who is not in the back row who is also very unhappy. He is the "football baby" Sun Boda. The activity class that should be happy should last longer, but who would have thought that Eunuch Qiu, the head teacher, would have a hand in it?

At that time, they were having a great time playing football, but Qiu Changxing, who was rushed to the playground, yelled at them. Most of the students were restrained, and then they could only go back to the classroom to study in despair.

Sun Boda couldn't help but suspect that someone must be secretly snitching behind this. He was probably very unhappy seeing them playing football so high, so he came directly to report Dafa.

Sun Boda is extremely disdainful of this kind of snitching behavior that "harms others but does not benefit oneself".

After everyone was rushed back to the classroom by the class teacher Qiu Changxing, Qiu Changxing couldn't help but do some ideological work for the whole class, and at the same time sounded the alarm for everyone!

Qiu Changxing said that the midterm exam will be held next week, and there is about ten days of review time. For self-study classes like Saturday afternoon, even if the homework has been completed in advance, you can fully prepare for the midterm exam in advance and review well. !

"Consciousness, consciousness, consciousness! How many times do I have to mention this word? Why don't you learn more from the students in the second experimental class? I believe you have great potential. In terms of brains, you will not be better than any other experimental class. Bad, but your laziness and slackness in learning attitude really disappoints me!" Qiu Changxing said more and more earnestly.

For some reason, Jiang Yuan felt as if she had encountered Qiu Changxing's "hating iron but not steel" glance, and his eyes stayed on her for a long time, making it seem like she was the representative of "lazy" and "lazy" attitude towards learning. Same.

This was what made Jiang Yuan unconvinced. She was obviously just learning efficiently. Once she opened the entries for "Learning Master" and "Hui Gen", she felt that she no longer needed to think on her own and could just "hang up and study".

However, studying this matter can no longer bring her any happiness value. After all, in her previous life, she was a "small town problem maker" who was tortured to death by the sea of ​​questions. Of course, she can't waste too much time on studying. , time that does not earn happiness value is just a pure loss!

Therefore, it is impossible to be self-conscious about learning. Completing one's duties and then maintaining good grades to ensure "privilege" is the meaning of Jiang Yuan's study in high school.

Anyway, no matter how much Qiu Changxing emphasized, he could not affect Jiang Yuan's own rhythm. Having fun, watching music, etc. were the top priorities in Jiang Yuan's heart.

And if Qiu Changxing is not optimistic that she can maintain her original results in this midterm exam, then she will still use actions to prove herself!

As for today's battle between these two heaven-defying "kings", Jiang Yuan had a lot of fun watching it, and then exploded with a lot of happiness points, not to mention the pain points. Even "Bear Director" Zhou Guoqiang had explosions. The extra pain value is really an unexpected surprise.

Xiao Fei Chong is really a YYDS who "goes away after the matter is over, hiding his merit and fame"!

"I have mentioned 'consciousness' so many times, but there are still many students in our class who are full of thoughts of having fun and relaxing! This class of you is really the most unconscious students I have ever taught! Saturday In the afternoon self-study class, if I hadn't gone to the playground to remind you, would you have planned to play all afternoon?" Qiu Changxing said with a gloomy face.

Of course, Sun Boda curled his lips in his seat, and stared at Eunuch Qiu who interrupted him with a look that made him think of a "knife man".

What he didn't expect was that Qiu Changxing would actually see all of this scene!

Eunuch Qiu slapped the podium hard, making a loud noise. He said to Sun Boda sullenly: "Stand up! What was that look in your face just now? Why did you curl your lips? What, you're still not convinced?"

After Sun Boda stood up, he suddenly became discouraged. He murmured: "I'm convinced. Teacher Qiu, what you said before was all right!"

Qiu Changxing snorted coldly and said unceremoniously: "Go to the back row and stand there, so you can remember it for a long time! Think carefully about how you should study consciously and hard instead of seizing every minute." Play every second."

Sun Boda walked dejectedly to the backstage to stand in the penalty room. There was a faint smile on his face, but he thought it was just the penalty stand in the back row. He was very familiar with this!

But he suddenly remembered the eye-catching scene that happened in the back row of the classroom today, and his smile immediately froze. Damn it, today's standing penalty in the back row had a debuff. He couldn't help but regret, why did he go to talk to Eunuch Qiu? Damn it, I'm going to suffer an old sin now...

Of course, this kind of "suffering from old age" actually only exists on the mental level, and of course there is no physical feeling. After all, the back row has indeed been cleaned, and even the blackboard on the back wall where the blackboard newspaper is posted has been wiped dry. Clean.

Sun Boda was obviously used by Qiu Changxing as the target of "killing chickens to scare monkeys" again, and this operation immediately made those classmates who were also dissatisfied instantly become more honest.

Next, Qiu Changxing began to recite the tight curse to all the students in Class 3 () of Senior High School, which was long and smelly. It was clear that when he was about to give a lecture at the beginning, he started with this sentence: "Students, stop what you are holding for a moment, and I will say a few words."

As a result, this "just a few words" actually went on for half an hour, like a machine gun. Even after the third self-study class in the afternoon, Qiu Changxing was still a little unfinished.

Then he really continued to procrastinate in class until the bell rang for the last self-study class in the afternoon. He even exceeded the time limit for five minutes after class...

This kind of "simply saying a few words" has led to the behavior of dragging the class, and the students in Class 3 have been scolded in their hearts!

After finishing speaking, Qiu Changxing transformed into a teacher and sat on the podium to supervise the whole class.

In this situation, Jiang Yuan was probably the only one who could continue to be stubborn. She didn't care how intimidating or harsh Qiu Changxing was. Since the other party took the initiative to give her "privileges", she could certainly use them with confidence.

However, there is a saying that after Qiu Changxing chanted this curse, those students who were originally excited and excited by the peak battle between the "Laughing Fart King" and the "Open-air Shit King" did indeed calm down faster and their concentration could be improved. Transferred to learning.

Otherwise, it is estimated that some of them will not be able to help but continue to discuss the wonderful scene created by these two "kings" with the classmates around them in their seats. As long as they discuss it, some people will inevitably laugh non-stop. Come down.

There's no way around it. Classic third-way jokes like shitting and peeing are really timeless. There are always people who have very low resistance to such jokes. When I think of that kind of scene, I can't help but laugh until my stomach hurts.

And Lu Tianshi himself is actually the type who has little resistance to poop and piss jokes. If he were not the joke itself, but an onlooker, he would probably laugh so hard that he couldn't even stand straight up!

Especially when I see a boy being fed shit by a girl, and the girl getting sprayed in the face, this scene makes people laugh out loud...

But if this boy were him, he would not be able to laugh at all. Instead, he would become angry and resentful. Of course, the most resentful one would be the school cafeteria of No. 1 Middle School!

When he and Han Cailin were called parents, he couldn't help but complain to his elders. At the same time, it was considered a scapegoat. After all, it was not his choice to become Splatoon. Who could have expected that it would develop into such a shame?

If he was the only one who squirted, then he probably couldn't be sure that there was something wrong with the food in the cafeteria. After all, there is no independent evidence. But since two people squirted, the fact is obvious!

After he calmed down, he took the initiative to communicate with Han Cailin, hoping that the other party could reach a consensus on blaming the school cafeteria. In this way, their responsibilities would be reduced.

After weighing the pros and cons, Han Cailin of course wisely chose to unify.

After all, in this "peak battle", if we really want to find out which side made more mistakes, it is actually because she lost her temper and became so angry that she kicked the opponent's butt wildly, and what became even more outrageous after that was, And feed each other shit...

Such behavior, as long as the gender is changed, it will not end. But who made her xxn in version T0? Even if she has to bear more responsibility in this incident, she can still quibble and reduce her responsibility. .

The two of them unanimously agreed to blame the school cafeteria, and at the same time they never mentioned the conspiracy they conceived. In this case, their incident could only be characterized as a fight, but the way of the fight was a little special.

It has to be said that these two people can have the nicknames of "Laughing Fart King" and "Open Shit King". Their wit and shamelessness are worthy of the "king" in their nicknames.

They don't want to be "dissuaded" by the school, especially Lu Tianshi. He has already been dismissed by Jiangzhou Foreign Languages ​​High School once. He has only been in No. 1 Middle School for less than a week. If he is dismissed again, the entire Jiangcheng City will be affected. What other school would dare to accept him?

Therefore, even if Kong Weiguo, the old principal, said in front of the parents of both parties that the two students would receive a "warning" and the whole school would be criticized, they would also have to go to the national flag stage for self-criticism...

Lu Tianshi and Han Cailin both accepted it happily, since they had to stay at Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School anyway!

Kong Weiguo felt as if he had eaten shit at that time. Why did No. 1 Middle School meet these two shameless connections and nails?

The most annoying thing is that they also said that if the school cafeteria does not improve, they will not give up. The parents behind them also mean the same thing.

Obviously, parents have been deceived by these two "shit kings" and "fart kings" who have the same caliber, and believe that the root cause of their conflicts is a problem in the school cafeteria.

After all, as long as they don't eat up their stomachs, they definitely won't play shit with each other!

There is nothing wrong with this logic in theory!

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