I traveled through time and became a cute girl, I just want to be a fun person

Chapter 148 Class turned out to be the class that everyone envied

I have to say that Saturday this week has been extremely long.

This can only be blamed on the two "kings" of Class 3 (). The "peak battle" that took place in the back row of the classroom was really outrageous.

As soon as the whole school announced the criticism, coupled with the high-definition video circulated in the campus forum, the entire class and the two "kings" instantly became famous throughout the school!

At first, everyone’s impression of Class 3, Grade , was actually quite positive.

After all, there is Jiang Yuan, a beautiful girl who is "poor and strong, and has no ambition to fall into the clouds". She also has the appearance of a "school beauty".

Not only did she have good grades, but she was also extremely tough mentally and tenaciously. She won the gold medal in the 3000-meter long-distance race despite being injured at the school sports meeting, which further increased her own fame and also created a positive impression for Class 3 () of Senior High School. impression.

But as the saying goes, good things don’t go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles——

Jiang Yuan has obviously tried his best. It is rare that he has gained a good reputation for Class 3 with his good looks and various positive deeds. However, his teammates CBA and pig teammates really can't help him!

At the beginning, Jiang Yuan's own popularity still needed to ferment, and she only gained higher popularity after encountering a reversal of public opinion. Compared to her, Lu Tianshi and Han Cailin became famous instantly, so fast, it was explosive!

Especially the "Open-air Shit King" Lu Tianshi, who allowed his precise throwing to perfectly defeat the hated "Director Bear" who made people grit their teeth?

Some netizens couldn’t help but joke that Mr. Zhou Guoqiang, the boss of the boss, had been doing things all his life. Why should he explain to others that he was the leader of a famous arrest and could not be humiliated? He was so domineering and arrogant. In the end, when he got to class 3 () of high school, he was beaten in the shit. Deflated and left a huge psychological shadow?

His "glorious deeds" of being smashed in the shit were not even published in the school-wide announcement and criticism. This shows how embarrassing Zhou Guoqiang felt in his heart. The more he felt this way, the barmates opened the champagne, win! The "King of Open-air Shit" goes to Oita!

Some netizens lamented that there is definitely a big fear in Class 3 of the Grade Senior School. I am afraid that even a dog that accidentally passes by will be kicked and then its head will be eaten. So when I meet the boss of Class in the future, Definitely give respect.

The personal information of "Open-air Shit King" Lu Tianshi has also been fully disclosed. With the buff of "bad things spread thousands of miles", the "shit record" he committed on this day was also sent back to his former alma mater, Jiangzhou Foreign Languages ​​High School.

The result, of course, caused a sensation, especially in Jiang Xiyan's Grade 11 (54) class, the best key liberal arts class. There were 50 people in one class, including girls.

When there are more girls, gossip naturally spreads faster and more outrageously. Someone with good intentions immediately spread this "shit record" anecdote to Jiang Xiyan's ears, hoping to see if Miss Jiang would be amused. .

Lu Tianshi's reputation as a clown in Foreign Languages ​​High School is still notorious.

This is of course because he is so shameless that he really dares to stalk Jiang Xiyan, and he also pursues her in an extremely embarrassing "boss" way, which makes people think he is incompetent, which ultimately leads to Public outrage is also inevitable.

Of course Jiang Xiyan was not amused. Her face was expressionless and her tone did not fluctuate. She subconsciously replied: "Who is this person?"

The person who spread the message was immediately embarrassed. He just felt that Lu Tianshi, the clown, had failed too much. He pursued Jiang Xiyan so high-profile in the Foreign Languages ​​High School, but in the end, the other party didn't even leave any impression?

After replying this sentence, Jiang Xiyan said "boring" lightly, and then listened to music by herself. Most of the playlists she listened to were Bai Jing's songs.

In addition to listening to music, she also loved watching Bai Jing's MVs, music festivals, concerts and other videos during her lifetime. She never gets tired of them.

Jiang Xiyan often thinks of her childhood, and also thinks of Bai Jing's daughter Jiang Yuan.

She still has an impression of this cousin who is less than one year younger than her, and even remembers that the other person's birthday is August 8th, and her own happens to be September 8th. She is a Virgo who pursues perfection very much.

What has become of Jiang Yuan now?

No matter what she becomes, her style will probably not be as good as one ten thousandth of Bai Jing's, leaving people with no sense of expectation, Jiang Xiyan thought indifferently.

She believed that their futures were destined to be like two parallel lines that would never intersect.

What a boring future.

Jiang Xiyan hasn't felt the emotion of "interesting" for a long time.

Jiang Xiyan became increasingly irritable when she thought of attending a social dinner held in the name of Jiang Hengyu's lunar birthday near the end of this month.

The "upper class" of this world likes to have this kind of drinking party for socializing and building relationships, which is full of formalism, but those wealthy people who are lower than the plutocrats, but they flock to it——

Maybe you can close a business through this kind of drinking party, or even "successfully go on a blind date". Even if it's the worst, you can go out for a "419" after the drinking party. Of course, if you don't take protective measures, you may end up like - —It’s all about Mei! The probability is rain! Warts are no big deal! Isn’t Ai Qing coming?

Jiang Hengyu himself is actually not interested in this kind of formalistic "birthday dinner", so he would rather make an appointment with a group of friends of the same age in advance, organize it by himself, and happily celebrate a solar birthday.

Lunar calendar birthdays are often what the older generation likes to remember and celebrate, while young people think that Gregorian calendar birthdays are easier to remember, and celebrating two birthdays in a year is also a feasible operation.

……

The current time is evening self-study time in No. 3 Middle School, in the classroom of Class () of Senior High School.

Of course, the "Laughing Fart King" Han Cailin and the "Open-air Shit King" Lu Tianshi are not in the classroom. They probably need to adjust their mental states. They probably won't come to school tomorrow weekend, but will come back to school directly on Monday.

As the reformers who made Kong Weiguo's gold coin a reality, after they arrived on Monday, they would definitely have to "speech under the flag" during the flag-raising ceremony held during the morning break.

However, their nature is different from Jiang Hengyu, who honorably spoke as a student representative and shared his learning experience.

As for Han Cailin and Lu Tianshi, they were examined as negative examples, and they had to ensure that they would never play shit or fight with shit in the classroom again...

Their inspection is worth looking forward to. After all, they have unified their approach, which is to directly blame the school cafeteria. They must be right to the end. Next, as long as they guide public opinion well and become a "vanguard of reform", then it will be natural. A good clean up.

Kong Weiguo, an old man, really didn't expect that this pair of losers could be so thick-skinned. If something like this happened, why couldn't they be more sensible and just change schools?

However, if the two of them really wanted to scrutinize the school rules and regulations they violated, it would only be regarded as a "fight."

Of course, there is no way to force him to quit under such circumstances, not to mention that they all have backgrounds. Kong Weiguo has always been greedy for sponsorship money, and he will definitely not go out of his way to expel him from school or persuade him to quit. It’s just that the school rules and regulations did not clearly stipulate that using Xiang as a weapon to fight in the classroom will be punished with an additional penalty!

Anyway, the following content must be added to the school rules and regulations——

1. It is forbidden to masturbate in the classroom.

2. It is forbidden to throw Xiang into the mouths of other students.

3. It is forbidden to use Xiang to fight shit.

4. It is forbidden to hit the teacher with a shoe (if you violate this rule, the punishment will be directly to the highest level!)

You should know that every year when new students of Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School are admitted, during the military training period, the school will issue a "Student Handbook", which will contain the specific school disciplines and rules of the middle school.

On the day before the end of military training, the freshmen have to accept the examination based on the "Student Handbook". If they fail to pass the examination, they will definitely not get any good results.

As for the next freshmen, if they find that the above "school rules and regulations" about "playing with shit" appear in the "Student Code of Conduct", they will definitely be shocked -

Who is it that prompted No. 1 Middle School to make up for such outrageous school rules?

It can only be said that Kong Weiguo, a veteran, is still very careful. Every time he suffers, he will gain wisdom. Since he fell into the hands of these two "kings", we must start with the rules and regulations to prevent unfavorable students in the future. Follow the same example...

This time, the performance of "Bear Director" Zhou Guoqiang actually gained points from Kong Weiguo.

The main thing is that he is able to bend and stretch. Although he was unfortunately hit in the face with shit by a student, he did not ignore it and pursued it to the end, which showed that he was very considerate of the overall situation.

It's a pity that Zhou Guoqiang's majesty has dropped sharply after this "shit record" time in Class 3, which made those students who hate him in the campus forum directly opened the champagne and became extremely proud.

It has to be said that Zhou Guoqiang himself did have a shadow on this mysterious Grade 3 () class. He felt that this class was somewhat poisonous. He could not insist on using this class to establish a prestige model in the future. That would have a lot of consequences. There is a high probability of encountering backlash.

However, although Zhou Guoqiang muttered to the inmates of Class 3 (), he would never be afraid of other classes - I can't cure Class , so I can't cure you?

In the next few days, he directly attacked the other classes in the first grade of high school!

Suddenly, the sense of majesty of "Director Bear" was once again full. Such a nickname as the leader of the four famous catchers was definitely not blown out, but proved by actions.

In the first grade of high school, except for the floor where Class 3 is located, all the other classes are in turmoil, but they can only curse and complain like crazy on the Internet, but in reality they are ridiculed by the "bear director"...

In other classes’ small groups, there are conversations in this style——

"It's so uncomfortable to be targeted by Director Bear. Why doesn't our class have a big guy who plays shit and just smashes him in the face with shit?"

"Now I've encountered a boomerang again. Before, I was laughing at Class 3 for having such a weird thing as the 'Open-air Shit King', thinking that their class's feng shui was bad. But now I found out that there is such a weird thing that can suppress the class's luck! "

"It's okay to suppress the luck of the class, but suppress it with shit, right? Mader is really convinced, Class Three can have such a perverted talent!"

"The key is that in addition to such weirdos, there is also a super eye-catching girl like Jiang Yuan. This is the real national treasure of the class. What about our class? There is nothing!"

"Today I cheer for Monkey King Sun, but the evil mist has returned again! If anyone in our class can climb high and poop on the spot, then I will definitely take the poop and throw it at Director Xiong's face. I will take the lead in the charge!"

"Tch, don't talk too much. Let's all admit it. We are all the kings of strong talk who only dare to talk too much online. As for those weirdos in Class 3, they really dare to charge at critical moments. They are all iron-headed boys. .”

……

It must be admitted that Zhou Guoqiang, the director of the Political and Education Department who caught other classes in the first year of high school and attacked hard, established his authority very smoothly. Finally, these freshmen who did not know the heights and heights of the high school experienced what those sophomore and senior high school students had been dominated by the four famous arrests. of fear.

However, this also unexpectedly made the class of Grade 3 () become a legend. Students in other classes will no longer laugh at this class that seems to be shrouded in the "halo of shit and piss", but will only envy it from the bottom of their hearts. , this halo is obviously a kind of "divine blessing".

As for the students in Class Three, they seem to be carrying the wind as they walk on campus. After all, the terrifying Director Xiong has nothing to do with their class. It seems that they have been "defeated" twice in despair, and their hearts were broken. When will he dare to fight back?

As for within the class, if any student's status is rising, it is obviously not the "Laughing Fart King" Han Cailin and the "Open-air Shit King" Lu Tianshi.

In the eyes of other classes, they may be the bosses who dared to face Director Xiong's majesty. They took Director Xiong's "unthinking knife" with unnatural methods and even contaminated the opponent's magic weapon sunglasses. This battle can be called It’s a battle of establishment and a battle of luck!

But their own class knows their own affairs. If they don't have a docile metaphysical constitution, how can they understand their "shit method" at the critical moment?

Especially for the "Laughing Fart King" Han Cailin, the students in other classes were looking at things in the fog. They only saw the stunning smash of the "Open-air Shit King" Lu Tianshi, but they did not see the "epiphany" of the "Laughing Fart King" before!

Just by yelling "Come on fart", she showed what it means - if God had not given birth to me, Han Cailin, my fart path would last forever like a long night!

Come on!

The fart evolved directly at the end!

In the "Way of Shit", he also competed with the "foreign giant" transferred from the Foreign Languages ​​High School, no matter the outcome!

You know, Lu Tianshi also has his own closing poem, which is - the top of shit, proud of the world, where I am, shit will be!

Even if Lu Tianshi is burdened with a heavy reputation, is far away, and is domineering to the extreme, Lu Tianshi is holding shit in one hand, he is still invincible in the world!

But no matter how "eternal as the long night" or "arrogant to the world" they are, they must admit one thing -

Only by chanting the true name of the "God of Plague" can we witness the real way of shitting and pissing in the reincarnation!

Therefore, there is no doubt that the one with the highest status within Class Three is Meek, who has been nicknamed the "God of Plague".

Someone also wrote a final poem for Wen Shun in private——

Who is the peak at the end of the shit road? When you see the God of Plague, your path will become empty!

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