I traveled through time and became a cute girl, I just want to be a fun person

Chapter 167: The studio is prepared for Jiang Yuan

After this Monday's fixed ceremony, Han Cailin, the "Laughing Fart King" from Class 3 (), is undoubtedly no longer the background figure among the two kings.

She did it, she did it!

Finally on this day, her limelight overshadowed everything else, and her name made the entire No. 1 Middle School tremble!

Because the vast majority of students will never forget the explosive scene where after she said "Come on, fart", she raised her butt, pointed the microphone at her vent, and then let out a series of loud "puff puff puff puff" sounds... fart sound Through the radio, it spread throughout the school, deafening!
Such a scene, combined with the wild laughter on Han Cailin's face, would make anyone feel terrified. You must know that even Principal Kong did not dare to face the "thoughtless fart" of the fart king, and chose to run away on the spot.

Many students are still sharp-eyed. In their hearts, they didn't respect this old principal with a bad reputation. Now that they find out that he is so hypocritical, they feel that Principal Kong is really a paper tiger!

Normally, Principal Kong likes to give advice to people around him, make various high-level suggestions, and express his spirit in long speeches. He can talk endlessly with a few simple sentences, which is annoying to death. But when the critical moment comes, he sees that the situation is not good. Come down and run faster than anyone else.

Today's fixed ritual was finally not too long and unpleasant, which made most students very satisfied.

As for the stubborn director Zhou Guoqiang who dared to reprimand Han Cailin loudly, he has suffered a lot!
If the "Open-air Shit King" sprayed a "shock shock wave" back then, then what Han Cailin sprayed this time was a "fart shock wave"!
Although it has no physical substance, it is full of punch and flavor and does not require much salt!

Zhou Guoqiang was caught off guard and did not hold his breath. As a result, when he continued to use words to stop Han Cailin from going crazy, he encountered a real odor shock wave!
His micro-expressions at that time were particularly rich, ranging from shock to confusion, then from confusion to nausea, and then he staggered back, pointing at his buttocks with one hand tremblingly. Han Cailin, who wanted to speak, was speechless and choked...

At this point, their merits and demerits are equally divided - their third-party behavior on the spot, although it disgusted many students, led to a pretty good result.

It can be summed up in one sentence - I will be killed in this day, and it is not a crime of war! It's not that our army is weak, but that the other side has biological and chemical weapons!
However, in such a situation, Lu Tianshi, the "King of Open-air Shit", was able to swim upstream and continue to complete the review. This outstanding courage and ability to resist odor actually gave Zhou Guoqiang a feeling of standing tall at the top of a mountain.

It's a pity that because of Han Cailin's explosive behavior, Lu Tianshi's review was basically not listened to by many people.

After all, isn't it just farting on the spot? What's there to be afraid of?

That's right, he is obviously the leader of the four famous arresters with a sense of majesty. How could he be scared away by a student's explosion operation?

It can only be said that everyone who can become a king will eventually become steel through hundreds of experiences.

He actually wanted to turn around and follow Principal Kong's escaping figure, but he was habitually bound by his own personality...

The leader of the Four Famous Catchers and Director of the Bear, Zhou Guoqiang, has indeed lost his authority, but except for the Grade 3 () class, other classes cannot take it lightly.

No matter what, although the road was tortuous, the ending was always bright. The joint attack of these two kings finally shook up the ruined canteen that was indulged by Principal Kong.

However, he was only halfway through this mental construction, when he smelled the stinky fart smell again...

He finally bowed his head and retreated.

In fact, his review did not tell the story of the peak battle, nor did he show off how he fired on Director Xiong. Instead, he apologized and threw the blame to the canteen.

If there hadn't been something like Han Cailin, everyone would have felt the same hatred and hatred.

Just asking you, can other classes draw rare character cards like "Shit King" and "Fart King"?
The most important thing is that their family sponsors No. 1 Middle School every year, and Principal Kong is reluctant to part with the generous sponsorship fees from the family behind them.

Therefore, it is still the same sentence, for Zhou Guoqiang, director of the Political and Education Department - I can’t govern Class 3 () of Senior High School, so I can’t govern you?

Next, Zhou Guoqiang will definitely be submissive when facing the Grade 3 () class, but when facing other classes, he will strike hard! …

The glorious achievements of the "Open-air Shit King" and the "Laughing Fart King" can finally come to an end.

In fact, there are more people who gain happiness from their unnatural behavior than the students who are disgusted by them.

After all, most people are born to eat melons and watch the excitement, and the high school life in Jiangzhou No. 3 Middle School is so boring and boring. Now that Class () of Senior High School can give birth to such a pair of "crouching dragon and phoenix chicks", let alone how happy everyone is. .

In some class gossip groups, the conversation goes like this -

"I really envy Class 3 for having the Open-air Shit King and the Laughing Fart King to suppress their luck. From now on, their class will never be short of shit and piss jokes."

"Not only is there no shortage of jokes, but the class has also become a forbidden area that even Director Xiong dares not set foot on. This wave has made a great achievement!"

"They are indeed meritorious. I didn't expect that the impact of the three-way battle would be so far-reaching, and it directly contributed to the reform of the canteen..."

"Speaking of which, Class Three is probably still short of a 'King of Urine'. I always feel that the King of Urine has not returned to his throne. The Iron Triangle Throne is still a bit lacking."

"I feel like the achievement of 'Pissing King' is a bit difficult to achieve. After all, if you practice things like farting and diarrhea, you can still take the initiative to spray. But when you don't want to pee, you shouldn't be able to pee anyway, right?"

"That's right. In addition, it should be easy to hold in peeing. Don't underestimate the limit of the bladder. But if you have loose stools due to stomach discomfort, it will not be so easy to hold in. The discomfort in the stomach is One wave after another, and if you’re not careful, you’ll turn into a Splatoon!”

"Based on the gossip I got from Class Three, there are actually two 'Urine Kings' in Class Three, and one of them, the 'Crying Urine King', even changed classes, but the problem is that these two The 'Piss King' does not have the power to control this title, and they cannot reach the heights of Shit King and Fart King."

"That's right, as the saying goes, 'If you want to wear the crown, you must bear its weight.' If you don't have the psychological quality of the Shit King and the Fart King who are not ashamed but proud of it, and don't have the courage to spit on the spot, then this 'pee The title of king will definitely not be recognized by everyone!"

"I can only say that the explosive behavior of the Fart King and the Shit King has raised everyone's threshold. If there is no more outrageous operation, then don't think about wearing a yellow robe, being promoted to the 'Piss King', and competing with them for the Iron Throne."

"Hahahahaha, it's so funny to see you seriously discussing the ownership of the title of 'Piss King'. Forgive me, I really have no resistance to poop and fart jokes!"

……

In such a joyful, impetuous and chaotic atmosphere, time has not stopped, it will continue to move forward.

And under the erosion of the tide of time, no matter how outrageous the tricks of the two kings are, their enthusiasm will dissipate.

Compared to clowns like them who make jokes, everything about a beautiful girl with positive energy like Jiang Yuan is fresh and timeless.

On Saturday night this week, Jiang Hengyu sent a message to Jiang Yuan——

"It's going viral! The piano-playing video I edited for you is going viral and has taken off! By the way, I'm going to take a half-day off tomorrow afternoon and take you to the studio prepared for you?"

Jiang Hengyu has not forgotten that very important thing, which is to observe from Jiang Yuan's random doodles whether his sister's mental depression is really getting better or whether it is fake.

In this matter, he was completely led astray by the gentleness of his "rebirth". He always felt that his sister's happiness was not real happiness.

(End of this chapter)