I traveled through time and became a cute girl, I just want to be a fun person

Chapter 231 The banquet came to an end with a "climax"
"It's really crazy! After attending so many banquets, this is the first time such a thing has happened to me!"

"Oh my god! Why the hell should I watch the fun? I'm not clean anymore..."

"This is too disgusting. Why was such a high-class banquet desecrated like this?"

"I have long heard that there are two kings in No. 1 Middle School, namely the 'Laughing Fart King' and the 'Open Shit King'. They actually showed their kingly demeanor today, but this new 'Water Gun Pee King' is not fuel-efficient either. "Light, the liquid sprayed from her water gun is extremely fast and accurate, and it has a strong taste. It doesn't need to be marinated, and the two kings are all covered in it!"

"How could I not be lucky enough to witness this incredible scene of 'Three Kings Gathering'? It was quite funny at first, but when I couldn't avoid it, I encountered the combination of shit and piss after the three kings returned to their thrones. After the Resident Evil crisis, I couldn’t laugh at all, and my heart was full of negative emotions! It’s really unlucky to be involved with them!”

"Three kings gathered together, so terrifying!"

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Yes, these are the psychological activities of those onlookers who were too close to the melee between the three kings after they suffered a disaster. Their negative emotions were all turned into "pain value" gold coins.

Since everyone was in a good mood at first, after all, who doesn’t like to eat melon and watch a drama, or this kind of drama with ups and downs and constant reversals, what no one expected was that the "Fart King" and the "Piss King" He really got angry and started fighting!

"Laughing Fart King" Han Cailin first successfully applied for "artillery support", and an earth-shattering "fart", mixed with her arrogant laughter, made Huang Lijia eat a lot of farts, and she was so disgusted that she vomited...

The brothers Jiang Shouchen and Shen Lingyu, who were also watching the excitement before, were not much better. Although they did not encounter the water gun because they were standing behind the new "Piss King" Huang Lijia, they also faced the "Crazy Laughter" "Fart King" that "unthinking fart"!
Even though the two people reacted very quickly and covered their mouths and noses, they were unable to prevent each other's stench from penetrating. However, they stood relatively close to the front when they were watching. They wanted to turn around and run away immediately, but they were blocked by the crowd!

But he is like this, but it does not mean that others are like this. The vast majority of the onlookers, especially those in the front row, were all "painful", especially those who were facing Huang Lijia's "high-pressure water cannon". They were like seedlings. Generally speaking, they have received indiscriminate irrigation from the "King of Urine"!
Under that bright light, someone's eyes were dazzled after being irrigated, as if they saw a rainbow. It turns out that the holy water of "King of Urine" is so magical that it can also create rainbows...

Lu Tianshi's subsequent participation in the war certainly made the banquet even more chaotic, because he was also a manufacturer of throwing weapons. With the ammunition he made, the "snowball fight" between the kings would be more exciting, and more guests would suffer unreasonable disasters. .

Shen Lingyu's psychological shadow increased rapidly. She couldn't help but said to Jiang Shouchen: "Brother, is this the so-called upper-class social banquet? The upper-class people in the city are too good at having fun. I just want to go home right now!"

But such a biochemical attack also directly drove Huang Lijia crazy. She awakened on the spot, broke through on the spot, risked everything, and ascended to the position of the "Piss King" without the king's shadow. Then, in a rage, she began to fight back!
No one expected that the battle between the two women these days would not consist of scolding, pushing, or pulling hair, but of unleashing such a big move!

The look in Shen Lingyu's eyes towards her brother has become complicated and unspeakable. Can it still be interpreted from an artistic perspective?
But then again, it is indeed beyond the reach of ordinary people to be able to open up in public like those three kings, use their lower three lanes as weapons, and engage in a fight that will wipe out all the avenues!
Isn't that what art is like? It is pure and pure, separated from the public, and when it is extremely vulgar, it will naturally change in quality. Only those who understand art can understand this profound connotation!
However, the consciousness of ordinary people certainly did not realize that "the commonplace is the elegant" Jiang Shouchengao.

When the war intensified, especially after the classic repertoire was once again launched, which was the "snowball fight" in the childhood nostalgia server, these well-dressed beasts who had always put on airs and maintained the demeanor of upper-class elites were completely stunned, and they were all exposed The embarrassed side, and then the birds and beasts dispersed.

This person can indeed enjoy the wonders calmly, and he can't help but take out his mobile phone to record it. Perhaps after going back, the more and more fun he sees, and he can eat three more bowls of rice in a happy mood, because such a scene is called a meal. !
It can be seen that this Jiang Shouchen must have the kind of physique that is irresistible to poop and fart jokes. If he goes to Bilibili and watches some videos of animals flying, he will make people fall over and laugh from ear to ear.

Jiang Shouchen was also shocked. Attending the banquet this time was indeed a great experience. He actually saw such a strange and mysterious scene. He felt that he would never forget it in his life!
After pondering for a moment, he replied: "The vulgarity is the elegance! These three 'kings' are essentially performance artists. Together, they performed a state that ordinary people can't even reach. At this moment, it has become an art." !”

This is simply the most heart-warming episode. The high-ranking dignitaries and meat-eaters have all been fooled into their mentality, and have become tools for exploding "pain value" gold coins!
Probably only a lover of poop and piss jokes like Jiang Shouchen can keep a straight face, appreciate this kind of art with a mentality of appreciating art, and feel this kind of "vulgarity is elegance" art, and then capture this scene for future reference. Share it with more like-minded people.

Lu Tianshi's cousin Lu Yunqing was in a miserable situation because when Huang Lijia, the new "Piss King", adjusted the trajectory and fired a high-pressure water cannon at Lu Tianshi, she was also sprayed directly!
Lu Yunqing was furious at the time. She was wearing her favorite limited-edition luxury dress today, but it turned out to be contaminated by a mysterious liquid that was both sexy and fishy. This was so uncomfortable and painful!
Originally, Lu Yunqing only experienced a "pain point" because she was stabbed in the back by her "best friend". Now she is fine. When she became the "ghost under the gun" of the "water gun and urine king", she can be said to have a mental breakdown and feel like she was being tortured. Blow...

Fortunately, Jiang Hengyu did not witness this outrageous scene this time, otherwise he, a guy with mysophobia and a deep aversion to feces and urine, would definitely be very angry, and then his "pain value" would be revealed.

He was tripped up by his grandfather Liang Hongchang who came to support him this time. Since his mother Liang Qiaoman was not close to Liang Hongchang, her mother would only take Jiang Hengyu to visit Liang Guangyao and not give Liang Hongchang any face.

Liang Hongchang now really values ​​Jiang Hengyu as his grandson, so of course he must seize the opportunity to have a good chat and build a relationship with Jiang Hengyu to show his concern as a grandfather. If Jiang Hengyu can really rise to the top in the future, then the Liang family will definitely do the same. Get a lot of light. Jiang Hengyu's luck was good. He was not involved in the "Resident Evil" after being tripped like this. Unfortunately, he also did not see the beautiful scene of Jiang Yuan and Yuan Menglu dancing together, nor did he take photos of the Jiang sisters "sticking" and "sticking." The "whispering" scene.

He thought that there was still enough time anyway, and his grandfather Liang Hongchang came to support him like this. He couldn't be like his mother Liang Qiaoman, who still didn't give Liang Hongchang a good look, so he could only act as a lubricant.

Jiang Hengyu is like this. He wishes you well, me well, and everyone. He is always used to messing with a lot of friends, and basically he will not go to extremes.

However, the relatives around him were more careless than the others, and he could not resolve all the conflicts.

What Jiang Hengyu never expected was that he thought there was still a lot of time for the upcoming banquet, but it turned out that the appearance of the "Three Kings" directly pushed the banquet to its climax, and also brought the entire banquet to a climax in advance. The curtain has come to an end!
After the "snowball fight", the entire scene was already in a mess, and there was even a slutty banquet!

And this grand high-profile upper-class social banquet finally came to an end in this scene that has become an art, known in history as the "Three Kings Banquet"!
Yes, although this social banquet ended hastily, it left a lasting mark on the entire upper class society!
Everyone has witnessed the birth of the "Three Kings" and their fighting skills after activating their Noble Phantasms. The inherent barriers formed by each of them made everyone stunned and dumbfounded!
And the three kings, Lu Tianshi, Huang Lijia, and Han Cailin, have been completely on the "blacklist" since then. They will never want to attend high-level upper-class banquets in the future, and they will directly treat such occasions as a place for "snowball fights" , this is to cut yourself off from the upper class society!
Even though they were having a great time when they were fighting, as if they were back in their childhood and had a kind of unbridled happiness, in fact, their crazy behavior has caused them to completely lose the right to choose a mate...

They were even arrested and detained for violating public order, and received a torrent of scolding from their parents, especially Lu Tianshi and Han Cailin. This was not the first time for them, and they actually had a "second entry into the palace" "Who the hell would have thought of this?

"Lu Tianshi, why are you doing this? When you join the battle, everything is irreversible!" Lu Yunqing scolded.

"I'm sorry, in that case, I couldn't help it at all. The feeling of wanton indulgence and silky indulgence was really intoxicating. At first, I felt that I was being controlled by a mysterious force, but later, I I found that I followed my inner desire, which was a call of the wild!" Lu Tianshi explained with an afterthought.

"You can talk about the virtue of 'dogs can't change and eat shit' so confidently. It's really hopeless. Your behavior has brought shame to the entire Lu family! You even have to apologize to the Xingxing chaebol. Jiang Hengyu has made a lot of money. Damn it, do you know the result?" Lu Yunqing slapped the table and scolded.

"Hey... you don't understand me. Maybe the only person in the world who can understand me is Han Cailin. She can truly resonate with me in art!"

"Haha, you are still sympathetic to her, right? She has nothing to gain this time, and her reputation is completely bad in the circle. When everyone mentions her, they will first think of her laughter and her unique charm. A first-rate bastard, who would marry a girl like her?"

"You guys only know how to scold her for farting, but they don't know how happy she is when she is showing art. She is just doing things that make her happy. Why is everyone so prejudiced against her? This world is so boring."

"Anyway, you have been completely blacklisted by the Jiang family. Since you are so free and easy, do you know that Jiang Xiyan's impression of you is extremely bad?"

As soon as Lu Yunqing said this, it could be called a decisive blow. Lu Tianshi, who was still inexplicably complacent, suffered a heavy blow. He was so silky when spraying before, and he was as happy as a child when playing in the snow. Now he is in so much pain. !
Coincidentally, when Han Cailin was scolded by her family, her attitude was not to mention how casual she was. She didn't feel that she had done anything wrong at all, but she felt very happy!
Because in this way, she vented her anger and realized her idea of ​​"when you are tired, destroy it". No matter how high your status is, everyone has encountered their blasphemy. This is too much. So cool!
It was a pity that Han Cailin was lucky enough that Jiang Yuan was not watching when they held the "Three Kings Banquet", and the other party also took away Jiang Xiyan and Yuan Menglu. Otherwise, if they could be so beautiful and well-known, It would be even more fun if the noble eldest lady pulled them all down!

During the battle between the three kings, the "three beauties" Jiang Yuan, Jiang Xiyan, and Yuan Menglu were of course staying out of the matter very leisurely. After knowing everything that happened, the latter two couldn't help but rejoiced in their hearts. Sure enough, "sister" and "Yuan Bao" were blessed. They were lucky enough to avoid disaster.

Not to mention the other plutocratic daughters like Lu Yunqing, they all suffered badly. The more they loved to watch the fun in the front row, the more unlucky they were.

Han Cailin's casual attitude certainly changed when her family members mentioned the name "Jiang Hengyu".

There is no doubt that Jiang Hengyu is also a victim this time, but if the compensation from these royal families is included, he is actually a winner. Everyone sympathizes with him and expresses condolences to him. A good banquet turned out to be a winner. The bizarre "Three Kings Banquet"!
After Han Cailin knew that she had been completely on Jiang Hengyu's "blacklist" and her impression of her was extremely bad, she finally broke her guard. After howling a few times, she started laughing wildly again...

She completely stopped thinking about Jiang Hengyu, and her heart was naturally in extreme pain.

However, as a low-income girl, her pain comes and goes quickly. Since Jiang Hengyu is destined not to be her husband, then she can find a new one in the future. If the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come. Thinking about it this way, She started laughing again!
(End of this chapter)