I traveled through time and became a cute girl, I just want to be a fun person
Chapter 347: Successfully pretending to be awesome!
Chapter 347: Successfully pretending to be awesome!
With the whistle of the referee Jiang Hengyu, who was temporarily drafted into the army, the rare formal football match in this activity class officially began!
For Jiang Yuan, no matter how she performs, her original goal has been achieved, which is to complete today's check-in task by participating in the sport of football.
But the current situation is that this football match has received a lot of attention due to her participation. It has not only attracted many girls from Jiang Yuan’s class to join in the fun and watch, but even students from higher grades have come to watch. This also shows from the side that Jiang Yuan is definitely now considered the "top star" of No. 1 Middle School!
The presence of so many onlookers meant that the stage had been set. Given Jiang Yuan's personality of liking to "show off in front of others", he would certainly not miss today's opportunity to show off. As long as he succeeded in showing off, the "happiness value" he would gain would definitely be very rich.
This football match should be regarded as the most formal one that Jiang Yuan has ever played in his two lives. After all, there was a referee. In general, football matches during student days were not so formal. It was up to the players to decide whether it was a foul or not. Or, except for handball, there were no fouls at all. It was just a casual game and no one would play to their death.
This is actually where football is inferior to basketball. When I was a student, half-court basketball didn't care about fouls or not. I've never seen anything like free throws in a half-court game. However, basketball has no fouls, but it is more fun to play than football.
At the beginning of the game, Jiang Yuan didn't exert any effort at all. While other boys were running violently in the playground to show their fighting spirit, she was like "lowering her head like Leo Messi", just walking lazily.
Although Messi has collapsed and become a "Yosi", it is undeniable that his strolling style of play is still very interesting. He will often start a breakthrough while strolling, and ordinary defensive players will be caught off guard and become a sieve by him. Even though he got older and his speed slowed down, he was still threatening by breaking through with rhythm, and his organizational ability was also very impressive.
While taking a walk, Jiang Yuan also received passes from the backcourt, as well as passes from Sun Boda, who had promised to pass the ball to her before the game. Then she found that the players on the opposing team obviously did not take her seriously at all, thinking that she was just there to make up the numbers, a "mascot" on the court.
If you ask the players in Class 1 whether they want to see a beautiful "mascot" like Jiang Yuan, of course they want to see it. The opponent's presence not only adds a useless waste man to the forward line of Class 3, but the key is that it can attract so many spectators to watch. It's really cool!
When I was a student, whether I was playing basketball or football, the atmosphere was completely different depending on whether there were spectators watching outside the court. Especially when there were girls watching, some boys seemed to be full of energy and worked very hard. They always had the illusion that their "heroic appearance" could impress the girls, but in fact, it was hard to say whether they were watching or not.
Jiang Yuan was also happy to see that her opponents looked down on her. Anyway, at the beginning she just passed the ball very low-key, acting as a fulcrum and transition. As a result, a through pass like a surgical knife actually created an excellent one-on-one opportunity for Sun Boda. As a result, this guy faced off against the goalkeeper who came out to attack, and when he wanted to shoot at the last minute, he kicked the ball away. He was a replica of the "Wu Qiuwang" of the Chinese national football team.
"Wu the Football King" is Wu Lei. He is very agile in his movement and has a keen sense of smell. He can always create opportunities for a one-on-one shot, but the only difference is the finishing touch. This gives people the feeling that he is always wasting opportunities, even if the opportunity is created by himself.
After Sun Boda missed the one-on-one opportunity, he showed a painful expression, who always acted like a dramatic character when playing football, and then covered his face with his hands. Then he performed a series of smooth little moves, which included spitting on the grass, turning around and applauding Jiang Yuan for the wonderful pass, and then giving him a thumbs up, and he was just short of saying "mine" loudly.
Jiang Yuan was amused by his deliberate imitation of the reaction of some professional players who missed a great opportunity. To be honest, his imitation was quite exquisite, with spitting and thumbs-up, which was very realistic.
Jiang Yuan may not care that her exquisite through pass was wasted by Sun Boda, but that doesn't mean the spectators don't care.
Many viewers came to see Jiang Yuan. Regardless of whether the main focus was to appreciate her face or not, everyone was of course looking forward to her performance on the court, especially the girls. They really wanted to see Jiang Yuan perform well in football, a "boys' field", so that they would also be proud of it.
Jiang Yuan is not fighting alone, but has become the object of empathy for many girls. The better she performs, the more enjoyable it is for the girls to watch.
As a result, Sun Boda wasted the excellent opportunity created by Jiang Yuan. Although assists in football are not as exciting as direct goals, assists are indeed very important statistics. If Jiang Yuan had an assist, even if she did not score a goal throughout the game, it would mean that she had something to brag about, and it would be considered mission accomplished. She is just a girl who basically does not play football, isn't such a performance enough?
The audience complained about Sun Boda——
"What kind of athlete's foot is this? Can you even masturbate with this kind of ball?"
"My grandma could have kicked the ball into the goal, why kick it so high? Can't you just kick the ball on the ground?"
"Sun Boda is the biggest cancer in Class 3. His dribbling is all ineffective. No matter how good his dribbling skills are, if he can't score a goal, he is an unqualified striker!"
"I originally thought Jiang Yuan was just there to make up the numbers, but now I realize she plays well and has done what she should do. But Sun Boda, this skinny guy, was so lame at the critical moment. Is he worthy of Jiang Yuan's quick pass?"
"We will definitely be punished for wasting such a good opportunity. Although Class One doesn't have a dribbling expert like Sun Boda who is good at sticking to the ball and showing off, they are very aggressive when they charge. They will not dribble at critical moments and are very good at passing the ball. If they continue to play like this, Class Three will be doomed!"
……
While the audience was complaining, the players from Class 1 really put in an effort. After they snatched the ball away from Sun Boda who was dribbling forward again through double-team, they quickly launched a defensive counterattack. The defensive players from Class 3 were unable to retreat in time, and a forward from Class 1 received a pass near the penalty spot in the penalty area and made a powerful volley. Goalkeeper Huang Xiang didn't have time to react at all, and the ball successfully scored!
The striker of Class 1 who scored the goal ran wildly in excitement towards the girls' surrounding area. He even jumped up and waved his arms vigorously. This moment was simply the most glorious moment for him on the field. Several students from Class 1 followed him to celebrate together. It felt as if they had scored a goal in the Champions League.
Seeing this, Sun Boda's eyes turned red with anxiety. He ran to the goalkeeper Huang Xiang and started to yell, "Fatty Huang, that ball was obviously easy to save, but you didn't even move. What the hell are you doing?"
Huang Xiang retorted, "Monkey, it's easy for you to talk, why don't you be the goalkeeper? Also, it was you who refused to pass the ball just now. After losing the ball, it led to the opponent's quick counterattack. You actually put the blame on me? Also, the ball that Jiang Yuan just passed was so good. You couldn't even kick that ball into the goal. What are you doing?"
Sun Boda was speechless and felt really guilty, especially for wasting the opportunity passed by Jiang Yuan. He felt hot on his face and thought that his "lifetime of brilliance" in football was ruined by this game.
When Huang Xiang and Sun Boda were blaming each other and arguing, it was Gu Yongming who stood up and told them to stop arguing and to catch up as soon as possible. They listened to his advice and Sun Boda quickly picked up the ball in the net and ran to the center line. When Class 1 scored a goal, Jiang Hengyu blew the whistle and pointed to the kick-off point on the center line, indicating that the goal was valid. As a result, the dog-headed military advisor Wenshun actually ran up to argue and teased Jiang Hengyu: "This ball is obviously offside. You, the referee, blew the whistle and really favored Class 1, right? Do you just want to see Jiang Yuan lose?"
Jiang Hengyu rolled his eyes. He knew Wenshun was joking. He complained rudely, "How can you call it offside when there's no linesman? Besides, your goalkeeper was chatting and laughing with a defender at the goal post. With that defender there, it can't be considered offside! And you want to see Jiang Yuan lose? That's slander. It doesn't matter to her whether she wins or loses today. She just came here to join in the fun. How can she really play football?"
Wen Shun shook his head and said, "Why are you underestimating Jiang Yuan again? She's a good kicker. The pass just now was very clever. If it had been played by someone else, the ball would have gone in. Just wait and see. As a midfielder, I'll pass the ball directly to her next time. Sun Boda was crazy today, wanting to show off his skills so much that he got more and more anxious, and the more anxious he got, the worse he played. I want to persuade him to play around Jiang Yuan, the absolute core!"
Jiang Hengyu showed an expression that said "Are you kidding me?". Jiang Yuan's pass just now seemed to be just a random guess. Jiang Yuan was regarded as the absolute core. This was even funnier. Class 3 really didn't want to win today!
The audience watching Jiang Yuan playing football were in a low mood. Only Jiang Yuan's diehard fans encouraged everyone: "When Yuan Shen played table tennis, he was always against the wind and fought back. Now he is playing football in the same style. Don't be discouraged, you must believe in Yuan Shen!"
When this is said, people who don't know much about sports will think it makes sense. After all, the previous joke of "Jiang Yuan had a bad start, Jiang Yuan made many stupid moves, Jiang Yuan was in a tough fight, Jiang Yuan was struggling, and Jiang Yuan gave a victory speech!" was very popular. People who know about sports will just think it is nonsense. Playing table tennis and playing football are not the same sport at all!
However, Class 1 did not feel happy for long after scoring the goal. Wen Shun adjusted his strategy. As the midfielder of Class 3, he no longer frequently passed the ball to Sun Boda, who was in a hurry for the ball, but passed it to Jiang Yuan.
Jiang Yuan received the ball while strolling outside the penalty area. What made her laugh was that none of the defenders in Team 1 came forward to mark him. Instead, two of them stared at Sun Boda who was raising his hand to signal Jiang Yuan to pass the ball. He was obviously eager to equalize the score, and even though he was being closely watched, he still chose to believe in himself and was ready to go it alone. He was such a hero.
It is understandable that the two defenders of Class 1 are keeping a close eye on Sun Boda. They have all been playing football for such a long time. Although they know that Sun Boda is not good at shooting, he can still create opportunities when he works alone. Although his goal rate is not high, as long as he shoots enough, he will always hit the target...
In addition, Sun Boda is too showy and wants to be in the spotlight on the court. He wears the Real Madrid jersey and golden Nike football spikes. This guy with "skin" and star style must be severely targeted in today's game!
And because of this, Jiang Yuan was completely left alone. Be it most of the players in Class 3 or Class 1, everyone thought at this moment that Jiang Yuan would pass the ball as usual, so there was no need to press forward. It would not hurt the gentlemanly girl on the court at all. Anyway, she was just a "mascot", a tool to attract traffic.
However, what no one expected was that Jiang Yuan did not pass the ball, but took a big step forward, and then chose to shoot with a very relaxed posture, a Beckham-style "Crescent Moon Scimitar" long-range shot that hit the right spot!
This long shot was of extremely high quality, the ball traveled very fast, and had a clear arc in the air. In common parlance, it was a typical "banana shot"!
The goalkeeper of Class 1 was much more serious than Huang Xiang when he was guarding the goal. However, that could not change the fact that the opponent was not even an amateur goalkeeper and did not know how to wear gloves or anything. High school football is like this. Goalkeepers are often pulled in to make up the numbers and not many of them want to be goalkeepers on their own initiative. After all, it would be very boring when there is no ball.
The goalkeeper tried his best to save the ball, but his palm still didn't touch the ball, and the ball went straight into the blind corner of the left goal!
The ball went in!
It was still a super wonderful long-range shot from Jiang Yuan!
After the whole audience was silent for a moment, there was a huge wave of noise!
"nice shot!"
"Awesome!"
"Sun Boda: Oh my god, this is exactly my ideal self!"
"Jiang Yuan is so awesome. He hit the banana ball from such a long distance into the blind spot!"
"I actually think her shooting posture is like Beckham..."
"I thought she looked like Messi when she was walking!"
"What bad luck! Don't mention that 'Yoshi'. Just now when she was shooting, she had a determined look in her eyes... The case is solved. The dragon that was swimming just now was possessed by Aveiro. She was not fighting alone!"
……
Jiang Yuan also excitedly raised her hands to celebrate. Although she was indeed good at long shots, and her leg strength and precise control were far beyond her previous life, she still felt extremely happy to have scored such a wonderful goal!
Of course, she was able to shoot so comfortably with such sufficient preparation, also because the defenders in Class 1 cooperated so well, and no one came up to press or block her shot, so that her shot was like a penalty kick, which was equivalent to a penalty kick from a farther distance. As we all know, a penalty kick is almost the easiest scoring opportunity on the football field.
The referee Jiang Hengyu was dumbfounded at this time. No, sister, what can't you do? You can even kick the football so well. He couldn't insist that the long shot was a fluke. When the ball was kicked out, it was so strong and powerful.
Wen Shun laughed and said to Jiang Hengyu: "I said Jiang Yuan is the absolute core of our class!"
After that, this football game became a show for Jiang Yuan to show off his prowess in front of people!
Of course, it can also be said that it is a big stage for gaining a lot of "happiness", so it is good to be a top star and a celebrity on campus. The more people watch, the more fun Jiang Yuan has!
(End of this chapter)
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