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Chapter 44 It’s better to be merciful
Chapter 44 It’s better to be merciful
Wen Wen couldn't understand it. He just said a few sarcastic words to He Junqing, and the other party suddenly got angry and started to fight. This was too much!
What made him even more confused was that just as he was about to regain his position, He Junqing clutched her stomach, stood up, and quickly left the classroom and ran to the toilet.
Wen Shun couldn't help but complained loudly to He Junqing's back: "Damn it, you cursed someone, pushed me and then ran away, there must be something wrong with you, this SB!"
He was still too good-tempered and did not pursue others impulsively.
Although He Junqing had diarrhea on Zhou Haitian's seat, fortunately, he did not squirt violently.
Moreover, the cake he pulled out was very watery and had no flavor evaporated, so the people around him didn't notice anything strange for a while...
It can be seen that a certain behind-the-scenes man with a "beautiful person and a kind heart" still showed mercy, otherwise He Junqing would have followed Zhou Haitian's footsteps and died on the spot.
Even so, there was still a small pool of suspicious yellow stains on Zhou Haitian's chair.
When Zhou Haitian came to his seat, he originally wanted to say hello to He Junqing. He always loved to lick the students with good grades in the class...
But He Junqing rushed to the toilet in a hurry, how could he care about Zhou Haitian? He was really in a hurry now!
As he rushed to the toilet, he was still cursing in his heart——
Grass! This "King of Urine" Zhou Haitian's seat is really hard to sit in. It's simply poisonous. It's so weird!
Is this the legendary weird talk about rules?
[System prompt: Pain value +++ from He Junqing. 】
Zhou Haitian's eyes were attracted by the irritable He Junqing. He didn't pay attention to his chair and was about to sit down...
At the critical moment, Chen Lu was still sharp-eyed, but this time her reaction was not as violent as last time. The main reason was that last time Zhou Haitian peed on the spot and ejaculated, which was so annoying and violent! He is worthy of his name as "King of Urine"!
He Junqing's hit-and-run accident seemed rather sudden, leaving everyone confused.
According to the normal development of this, shouldn't it be a shouting match and pushing between boys between Wen Shun and He Junqing? Now it has come to an abrupt end.
"Zhou Haitian, don't sit down yet. What is on your chair? Is it yellow paint?" Chen Lu reminded her kindly, but she really didn't think about it for a while.
Zhou Haitian was also confused. He didn't know whether it was a short-circuit in his brain or curiosity, but he squatted down, leaned over with his nose, and took a strong sniff...
Although the stuff that He Junqing left behind after the hit-and-run accident really didn't emit any smell, and Chen Lu, who was closest to the chair, didn't notice anything strange anyway, this didn't stop Zhou Haitian from getting up and sniffing it!
"F*ck!" Zhou Haitian yelled, "It's shit!"
"It's so disgusting, who pooped on my seat!" Zhou Haitian was furious.
[System prompt: Pain value from Zhou Haitian+++]
Chen Lu was shocked at this time!
Forget it about pooping, she really didn’t expect Zhou Haitian to come up and smell it!
Wen Shun watched the whole scene in front of his eyes, and he couldn't help but slap the table and laugh wildly - hahahahahaha!
Then he said in anger: "I know which dog coin it is, it's He Junqing! Didn't you see that he just rushed out holding his stomach? He must have eaten bad and his stomach is full. When he comes back, you will go to him to settle the score. I support you!" Gonghuo is Gonghuo, but he still asked his deskmate Jiang Yuan to borrow some wet wipes, handed them to Zhou Haitian, and comforted: "Wipe it quickly, before it is dry, It can be wiped clean."
When Zhou Haitian heard that He Junqing was responsible for this scandal, his anger subsided a little - He Junqing is a study committee member and top of the class. This account is a bit difficult to settle...
He took the wet wipe, first wiped his nose hard, and then silently wiped his "pee-stained" chair. Finally, this time He Junqing didn't spray like he did last time, just Just a small stain.
Not many people in the class pay attention to this. After all, it is not the time for self-study class. The classroom is very noisy. Other students are also chatting and playing around, or they are very involved in playing on their mobile phones...
Therefore, He Junqing undoubtedly escaped. If he wanted to win the nickname "Shit King", he would have to continue to commit suicide.
"Meek, thank you." Zhou Haitian softened his tone, "Why was He Junqing sitting in my seat just now?"
Wen Wen subconsciously glanced at Jiang Yuan who said "the years are quiet" and said: "Who knows what kind of nerve this SB has. When he comes back, you can ask him yourself."
Zhou Haitian frowned and wiped the chair with a dry paper towel before sitting down. He felt uncomfortable all over, as if he was sitting on a mountain of shit. This was obviously due to psychological factors.
Chen Lu couldn't help but said: "Zhou Haitian, I think you'd better ask Eunuch Qiu to change your chair. This chair of yours is a bit strange."
Wen Shun also joked: "This is actually easy to explain. Have you ever read online novels about rules and ghost stories? There are some 'contained objects' or 'sealed objects' in them, which often have very magical effects, like Zhou Haitian's A chair is probably this kind of 'containment object'."
Just as Wen Wen was chatting away with a smile, He Junqing finally came out of the toilet. He was really embarrassed just now, especially when he went to the toilet in such a hurry that he didn't even bring any paper and couldn't wipe his butt!
As a result, it is natural for his "pain value" to soar.
He Junqing didn't dare to go back to the classroom, but was going to go back to the dormitory to change pants...
As a result, as soon as he walked into the corridor of Class 3 () of Senior High School, Zhou Haitian rushed out and said to He Junqing: "He Junqing! What do you think you said about having diarrhea while sitting on my chair?"
He Junqing's expression changed and he immediately denied it: "Don't slander me. Who the hell had diarrhea while sitting on your chair? Putting aside the fact, is there no problem with the chair of you, the 'Piss King'?"
Zhou Haitian said angrily: "If you don't admit it, I will expose this matter and discredit you!"
He Junqing's mind was spinning very fast: "It's up to you, you want to tremble or not! Then you will see if everyone will believe that it was me who had diarrhea, or that you, a guy with a criminal record, entered the palace for the second time and then framed it on me."
Damn it, this He Junqing is so shameless!
Zhou Haitian thought about it carefully. If the other party refused to admit it, then he might really suffer the loss of being dumb. His fists became hard!
He Junqing didn't want to intensify the conflict. The main reason was that Zhou Haitian was not a docile "softie". The other party really dared to take action when the other party got up to him.
So he made up for it: "Let's do this, Zhou Haitian, let's not hold on to this trivial matter, let's have a bigger picture! This is not the monthly exam soon. Let's review and make progress together. We have the top version of my class to understand." Now, you will definitely be able to make further progress in your monthly exams!"
Zhou Haitian, who always valued his grades, was immediately moved. He chose to swallow his breath and said, "Okay, I will give you a face this time. We have an agreement!"
The two of them made peace like this, which disappointed the meek people in the classroom who wanted to watch a good show.
Thanks to [Little Moji Xuan] for the 500 reward, [Betting Toilet], [Left Fall_Hanqiu], [Beginning of Winter and Summer] for the 100 reward~~~
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