I traveled through time and became a cute girl, I just want to be a fun person
Chapter 99 Sincere support from Jiang Yuan
Chapter 99 Sincere support from Jiang Yuan
Of course, Han Cailin's questioning had no results in the end.
She subconsciously thought that the "underwear thief" must be a wretched man, and even thought that the fat man Huang Xiang in the back row was a serious suspect.
Why is it that Huang Xiang always speaks in a pornographic accent, and many boys like to gather around him to listen to "The Great Road of Huang" in the name of academic discussions.
Huang Xiang is just like the ancestor Hongjun in the Honghuangliu novel. He only needs one person to be given a futon. Whoever sits on the futon first will get the purple energy of Hongmeng first and have the chance to become a saint.
Although Sun Boda is Huang Xiang's best friend in the class, and they still have bunk beds in the dormitory, Huang Xiang dislikes Sun Boda for being too addicted to "Football Baby". After listening to him for so long, he has not understood the "Huang Zhi" at all. The true meaning of "the great road".
On the other hand, Huang Xiang was quite optimistic about Wen Wen, who was isolated from the girl group, and felt that Wen Wen had great potential in the "Huang Road".
If Wen Wen can understand the "Yellow Road", it will definitely make the works he writes more attractive. After all, whether he is writing online articles or physical books, the works of authors with higher driving skills will definitely be more popular. , Confucius once said, food, sex, and nature.
And it is precisely because Han Cailin's seat is close to the back row that she can sometimes hear Huang Xiang's violent remarks, and then blatantly assigns girls to different grades, objectifying women to the extreme!
As time went by, she became full of prejudice against Huang Xiang. Of course she would not admit that in Huang Xiang's low-level theory, she actually belonged to the lowest level. This was too disrespectful!
And why is Jiang Yuan at the top? She has never found Jiang Yuan attractive. He has such a thin figure. He has gained a very high status among many boys only by shamelessly trying to charm men.
Han Cailin didn't even bother to do this kind of thing. She always felt good about herself and thought she was of a very high standard. After all, her fantasy future husband was Jiang Hengyu...
Speaking of which, her "husband" was so handsome today as he held up the class sign and led the team in a square formation. I just hate that the position of team leader in class three was snatched away by Jiang Yuan, a shameless guy. Otherwise, she would wear Leading Class 3 in a uniform, doesn’t it complement the “husband” of Class 1?
Every time Han Cailin fantasizes like this, a sweet smile will appear on her lips, full of expectations for the future.
But the reality is that in the square of a group of "ghosts and monsters", Han Cailin, who was well dressed, did not attract anyone's attention at all. Even after she returned to the classroom, she found that her underwear had been stolen. What a bad luck!
Han Cailin, who couldn't find the thief for a while, naturally became angry. Anyway, she just didn't like Huang Xiang, a dirty guy like him!
She asked angrily on the podium, but only a few responded. When she had no answer at all, Huang Xiang even ignored him. He was about to leave the classroom and participate in the "voluntary" medicine ball throwing competition.
As a result, Han Cailin stopped the other party and said aggressively: "Huang Xiang, stop! I suspect that you stole my underwear. You are the wretched underwear thief!"
Huang Xiang's fat face covered with acne showed an extremely contemptuous look: "You slander people without evidence? The most important thing is, you actually think that I will be interested in your underwear? What is my vision? Grade, what grade do you have, don’t mess around!”
Huang Xiang was surrounded by several "Huang Zhi Dao" believers, and they all also supported him. The main one was Huang Xiang, who had read countless films. As a master of appreciation, his vision was really very high!
Although his practical attitude is zero, in the theoretical field, he has reached a state of perfection. Any theory in that area can be made clear and logical, making people enlightened and amazed.
Therefore, in reality, female high school students who don't even have full hair are not taken seriously by Huang Xiang at all, not to mention that Han Cailin is still a very average-looking girl, plus she has a "king of farts" on her body Buff body protection, which wretched man would be interested in her?
To put it bluntly, for a person like Han Cailin who looks so safe, if she goes to a bar to get drunk and waits for others to "pick up the corpse", it is estimated that no one will be willing to pick it up, unless she encounters someone who is too hungry and doesn't tolerate meat and vegetables.
When Han Cailin saw the large number of people on Huang Xiang's side, she, who had always bullied the weak and feared the strong, gave in. She could only get out of the way and let the master of the "Huang Dao" walk away.
Then she began to scan the low-ranking boys in the class with extremely resentful and sinister eyes. If she were asked whether those boys were low-ranking men, she would say that all the boys were!
The only boy of the same age in the world who can be recognized by her is Jiang Hengyu. As for the boys in Class 3, they are all inferior and unworthy of her attention.
Even Cui Haoping, the newly promoted "Piss King" sports committee member who keeps nodding and bowing in front of Han Cailin, is not taken seriously by her, but in order to win over this obedient tool, she will still put on a good face.
But Cui Haoping just did this, feeling that he was indeed the most important in Han Cailin's mind. Not only did the other party use her stinky farts to cover him at critical moments, but what moved him most was her attitude towards him, and her attitude towards him. Other boys are really different!
That being the case, why does he dislike Han Cailin like other boys? He also has to show his own attitude. He can tolerate all the shortcomings of the other party and realize the "flower language of steel wool".
In a sense, the two of them are quite matched, and locking each other directly would be the best ending.
In fact, Han Cailin obviously fell into a misunderstanding and never thought that the "underwear thief" might not be a boy. After all, if it was a girl, why would she steal her underwear... Girls are generally very picky about this kind of intimate clothing, unless He is the kind of shabby goods person who "loves to wear high-quality goods like clothes".
The incompetent and furious Han Cailin certainly did not gain any results in the end. Li Nacan, her deskmate next to her, narrowed her single-lidded eyes and raised the corners of her mouth slightly. She was obviously in a very good mood.
Li Nacan even took the initiative to go to the podium, comforted Han Cailin, stood on a united front with her, and severely denounced the wretched "underwear thief"!
Han Cailin was quite touched by this, although she usually only regarded Li Nacan as the target of wanton bullying. To put it seriously, it was actually bullying. She yelled at her and scolded her whenever she wanted.
But as the saying goes, "a friend in need is a friend indeed", when she was "down", her new classmate Li Nacan stood by her side without hesitation. She felt that this good-tempered girl was quite reliable.
She gritted her teeth and said to Li Nacan: "This 'underwear thief' will definitely take action next time. I don't believe it. He can keep committing crimes without being discovered. This cat and mouse game has already begun!"
Good old Li Nacan narrowed her eyes and expressed her support for Han Cailin firmly: "If you have any plans to catch mice, you can tell me. I also hate that wretched 'underwear thief'. Maybe he will steal your underwear." After stealing it, he will do even more disgusting things. This kind of scumbag boy must be caught!"
"Good! It's rare that you, Li Nacan, can toughen up. It should have been like this a long time ago. Good people deserve to be bullied!" Han Cailin praised.
But little did Han Cailin know that the "underwear thief" who had embarrassed her today was far away and right in front of her!
"Saint Thief" Li Nacan, if anyone makes her feel bad, she will develop kleptomania and use her superb stealing skills to take revenge!
Wang Ting, the "Emperor of White Prostitutes", had been prostituted to Li Nacan for so long for nothing. Li Nacan took a little action and came back with revenge. Then she let Wang Ting break her defense and shouted in the dormitory that there was a "thief saint"!
Li Nacan doesn't steal things for money, she just wants to have an idea.
The stolen things can be sold and converted into money, and she will even donate the money. If she cannot exchange them for money, she will just donate them in kind to charity!
This is her way of balance, and she feels a bit like a grand thief who "robs the rich and gives to the poor". In fact, of course she is not a grand thief, but a kleptomaniac. And if anyone makes her unhappy, she will get sick. This is a kind of mental illness.
It just so happens that in this capitalist country controlled by plutocrats in this parallel world, referring to the original world of America, there are a lot of homeless people. In order to prevent them from rebelling, free food, free clothes, and food are distributed on the street from time to time. They are all close to expiration, and the clothes are also old clothes.
Therefore, there are many charitable organizations and donation channels. Li Nacan wants to donate the stolen goods through many ways. Although she is a boarding student, she has a half-day off in the afternoon on Sunday. As a "thief saint", she has to deal with He is very familiar with picking up stolen goods.
When a thief does not steal things for money and does not care about money, then this thief is often particularly difficult to catch.
Her motive for committing the crime was also imaginary and traceless. What she enjoyed was the process of the theft, and even the look of the person who had lost something after the theft, breaking his defense.
Han Cailin's incompetent and furious look on the podium just now succeeded in pleasing Li Nacan. She felt that she had not seen enough and wanted to see more in the future.
It just so happens that Han Cailin is the kind of rich girl who likes to use high-end perfumes and show off her sense of superiority. Now I can only say that she is blessed. Not only will she be raped by the "Prince of Prostitutes" Wang Ting, but also by the "Saint Thief" Li Nacan. Eyes on her... what kind of transport captain is this?
Han Cailin was very depressed today. Now she is just looking forward to tomorrow, because she wants to see the scene of "Jiang Yuan being tortured by the 3000-meter long-distance running" to relieve her boredom!
This was her carefully planned conspiracy, and she had completely sacrificed the chess piece "Cui Haoping" for this. His behavior of forcibly targeting Jiang Yuan had already caused his prestige in the class to plummet. Will he be able to be a sports committee member again in the future? It’s all two things.
Even the clown Wen Shun completely turned over by stepping on Cui Haoping hard. The metaphysical physique he displayed was quite scary.
... At the same time, the school sports meeting is already in full swing, the athletes on the playground are struggling hard, and the temporary radio station on the auditorium is broadcasting the cheering script -
"The vigorous steps are our dancing youth, the thunderous cheers are our overflowing enthusiasm..."
"Your sweat is sprinkled on the track, watering the flowers of success to bloom. Your laughter is flying on the field. You are the best in winning glory for the class... Come on Jiang Hengyu!"
"Flying towards the ideal, you and I are young, the future is under the blue sky... Class 3 () of Senior High School, Ling Weiwei, come on!"
……
Of course, when those athletes were working hard, there were also times when they made adjustments at critical moments and made the audience laugh.
For example, in the men's 100-meter final, a sports student started very fast and was ahead by a huge margin. The audience shouted "fuck that's so fast" and felt that he was sure to win the championship.
As a result, before the finish line, this sports student who was far ahead actually opened the champagne in advance. He wanted to make a love gesture with his hands, probably to show his love to a girl in the audience, or simply to show off.
As a result, I didn't make the gestures well, so I overturned the car, fell a big somersault, and just missed the medal.
Sun Boda, the "wind-chasing boy" who represented Grade 3 () class in the -meter final, even won a silver medal for nothing. He was all smiles.
Sun Boda is not a professional sports student, he is just a football enthusiast who is known for his speed. However, there were two sports students participating in this 100-meter run. One of them opened the champagne in advance and overturned, and then he performed well, only better than the other A sports student was two positions too late, so he won the silver medal.
Another more funny scene is of course running over a hurdle. Some people cross it seriously. Some people directly transform themselves into "destroying roadblocks". They simply don't cross the hurdles and just demolish them. In the end, they even pass the finish line with the "roadblocks" on their bodies.
As for the high jump competition, there were quite a few weird athletes. Some made a shocking jump and kicked over the support frame of the pole. There were also girls who used the "rubber band jump" method to jump high, which made everyone laugh. .
There was even a "diving to the top" style high jumping method. The physical education teacher in charge of the referee shook his head and put on a mask of pain.
The important thing about long jump competitions, especially triple jump, is that there are so many athletes participating. Often the triple jump has not reached the sand, or they stumble while running, and become "four-wheel drive", using both hands and feet, and they look like Extremely funny.
When the audience saw the end, they were not looking to see who won the championship, but which weird player could do something good and bring more fun to everyone.
It is worth mentioning that in the viewing square of Class 3 (), Jiang Yuan and Liu Ya, two dedicated cheerleaders, actually attracted more attention than the athletes who participated in the competition.
Especially Jiang Yuan, although she has taken off her wig, she is still wearing a white silk maid outfit, which is still very eye-catching. She has a different beauty after restoring her original hairstyle.
Athletes from other classes were almost crying with envy. They just felt that if their class also had such "double beauties" cheering for them, their motivation to win medals would definitely be greatly increased.
Not only did Jiang Yuan and Liu Ya cheer hard, they were also the first to go up and hand out water after the athletes finished competing. For logistical services, just fill it up.
As long as Jiang Yuan turned on the "housekeeping mode", she found that she was not tired at all when doing these service logistics support tasks, and she consumed more blue bars than when she was cleaning the house.
Those boys from Grade 3 () class who participated in the competition were so happy. For example, Huang Xiang, Fatty Huang, who threw a solid ball without any flowers, but was lucky enough to be handed water by Jiang Yuan himself. He felt that even if he had I was "volunteered" to participate in this competition with a lot of resentment, but now I don't have any resentment anymore, it was worth it!
But to say which athlete in Class 3 received the most cheering enthusiasm from Jiang Yuan, it had to be Ling Weiwei!
Even Ling Weiwei didn't expect that Jiang Yuan would give her a huge surprise before she ran the 200-meter sprint!
During the preparation stage for the 200-meter dash, Jiang Yuan came to the temporary broadcast station on the auditorium, and then temporarily took the microphone of the broadcast station for herself. As an intern school broadcaster, she had been working with the members of the temporary broadcast station Once she got acquainted, everyone was willing to give her this face.
She looked into the microphone, and did not read the kind of crappy cheering manuscripts. Instead, she said with great sincerity in front of the whole school: "I am Jiang Yuan from Class 3, Grade 200, and the next classmate in our class is Ling Weiwei." , is about to participate in the women's -meter dash competition. She is my best friend, and her favorite song is "Beginning the Immortal". Next, I will sing this song to cheer her up!"
Jiang Yuan's move shocked many people——
"Damn it, what kind of social behavior is this? She sings to cheer for her friends. How much does she love Ling Weiwei?"
"Are you so confident? The microphone at the school's temporary radio station is so bad, it's better to just play the original song..."
"Isn't Jiang Yuan the leader of the phalanx of class three? She is a cheerleader and she works really hard!"
"Sing, sing, sing quickly, I can't wait to laugh out loud!"
"The voice is quite nice, but the problem is that singing well requires singing skills. Now the environment is so noisy and the radio is poor. Wow, I can only say that the sincerity of cheering is quite sufficient. Not everyone can be as social as her. You are awesome, you are not afraid of embarrassment."
……
When Ling Weiwei heard Jiang Yuan's voice, her heroic face showed a look of extreme surprise. She really didn't expect that Jiang Yuan would cheer up in this way. The other party even remembered her favorite song, The name is "Exiled Immortal".
An indescribable feeling filled Ling Weiwei's heart. She raised her head and looked at the viewing platform with majestic phoenix eyes, her eyes filled with sweetness.
As the BGM of "Exiled Immortal" played, Jiang Yuan, who was extremely talented, started singing into the microphone. Once her Level 2 singing skills were activated, it had nothing to do with her whether she was nervous or not. She would never perform abnormally. It's just a walking CD player, and it doesn't matter if the equipment is poor. She sings a cappella beautifully anyway!
"The sound of fairy songs, the spirit of the jade flute, the clear jade dew on the wine cup, the light dancing of the sword, the graceful shadow of the white robe, the new palace is finely carved with flowing gold, the sound of the harp and harp, the thick ink strokes leave a poem of madness, the long sword of the jade robe is elegant , the mountains and rivers are no longer nostalgic, and there is no need to worry if you are crazy about writing poems..."
"... He was banished to the Xianyao Palace and it was difficult to stay. He went to the mortal world to fight for wine in a red building. With passionate eyes, he poured out several buckets of ink poems. He drank the strongest wine in the world and lay down in a towering tall building in Chang'an to see who in the world could be as carefree as him."
……
Jiang Yuan's song "Exiled the Immortal" was completed perfectly, and the originally noisy arena suddenly fell into silence for a short time.
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PS: I deliberately restricted it to less than 200 words, so there is no additional charge for the lyrics. Please don’t say that I cheated you out of money. In addition, there is an easter egg chapter of the song "Exiled Immortal" at the back. If you are interested, you can listen to this ancient song. It still sounds pretty good~~~
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