Tokyo: There’s something not quite right about my debt collection methods

Chapter 225 It’s so cute
The world is strange.

People in this world are also very strange.

The hobbies of people in this world are even more strange.

Some are fanatical, some are indifferent, some love peace and uphold morality, and some challenge the law and bully others.

There are also many, many people who engage in self-abuse, with varying degrees of severity.

Hoshino Jun wants to classify such people.

Those who like to tease the decontamination or wounds after injuries can barely be classified as normal people.

Those who inflict wounds on themselves, such as cutting their wrists and carving words on them, are classified as having a brain disease.

Those who seek to abuse their bodies and minds, and rely on the people they hate to abuse them together with those close to them, to achieve the ultimate "bullying" effect in order to seek special psychological pleasure, are classified as Saionji Ryuichi.

Opening the cabinet door and pulling out Saionji Ryuichi who was curled up in the corner of the closet crying, Hoshino Jun frowned.

"Hoshino-kun, what do you think about the wedding? Let Kochiko wear a holy wedding dress and accept the flowers I gave her while half-kneeling. Then you silently in the middle of the crowd, give the order and Kochiko unconsciously bites it. The remote control for teeth.”

More than just bold.

And Jun Hoshino is the scumbag who painted cakes. He just gave the little girl a taste of the sweetness, and then hit her with a big stick.

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"Hoshino-kun, I'm very tired today, but I also had a lot of fun. Thank you. If you can, you are welcome to come and play next time."

damn it.

'Hoshino-kun actually threatened me with Kochiko. '

It's just weird.

"Kochiko is already tired. I'm going home. It's time for you to leave this room."

'It's a plot that only a bastard could come up with. '

It’s also really weird.

However, what was even more bizarre was that Saionji Ryuichi actually showed a horrified expression and quickly nodded in agreement to Hoshino Jun's request.

According to Hoshino Jun's original idea, Saionji Ryuichi should be humiliated and secretly happy at the same time. As a result, Saionji Ryuichi has given so many suggestions now, making it seem like the two of them had colluded in this matter. Same.

Saionji Ryuichi was as excited as a little girl who got a cake from her boyfriend.

"Oh oh oh, I'm sorry Hoshino-kun, I was too bold in my delusions."

There are some unnatural acts that even "famous writers" cannot write about.

However, it's not bad, at least the general direction is still right, and there is no deviation. Although it is less exciting, it is also more worry-free and effort-saving.

Saionji Ryuichi seemed to be having a hard time answering, but in fact he felt very happy inside.

Take a deep breath.

"Hoshino-kun, don't worry, I will definitely protect Kochiko."

Um.
how to say.

'And this bastard wants me to protect Ke Zhizi. '

"Don't even think about it. Ke Zhizi is not something a bitch like you can touch."

Hoshino Jun looked at the smiling face of Saionji Ryuichi next to him, and felt a little unhappy.

The threat to others was actually to find her wife and prevent him from eavesdropping.

It's simply outrageous.

He was happy, but Hoshino Jun lacked a sense of conquest.

After Hoshino Jun pulled him out of Koshiko's room, he began to suggest many strange ideas to Hoshino Jun.

Downstairs of the hotel.

'Hoshino-kun, you are so disgusting! '

Saionji Ryuichi, who had been in the closet for several hours today, seemed to have turned on some strange switch.

"Well, when is the next time?"

"Next time is next time, don't ask so many questions."

"Long Yijun, let's do this for now. I will find Ke Zhizi when I have time."

"Or, how about you treat Kochiko to drink yogurt next time, and then let Kochiko and me kiss?"

"Remember, no matter when or where you are, you are not allowed to have physical contact with Kezhizi, and you are also responsible for protecting her safety. Otherwise, you won't be allowed to listen next time."

'Obviously both Kezhizi and I are married and preparing to hold a wedding, but I am not allowed to touch Kezhizi. '

"Uh-huh."

"Huh?.Okay!"

Can't think any more.

"."

'My wife cheated on me, but as a husband, I have to stick to the love between her and my wife for my lover. '

Thinking about it further, Saionji Ryuichi was afraid that he would not be able to bear it and swear an oath to Hoshino Jun immediately.

As a husband, he will definitely ensure that for Hoshino-kun, no one of the opposite sex will appear around his wife except Hoshino-kun.

Including himself.

and many more.

It seems that there is also a little aunt. Doesn’t my little aunt Hoshino-kun not care at all?

How could this bastard man who stole my wife and became my uncle forget such an important thing.

Forget it
If he doesn't tell me, can't I still be humiliated and drive away all the men around my little aunt for him?

under the moonlight.

Saionji Ryuichi watched Hoshino Jun's slowly moving back and indulged in excitement.

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The time came to October 2024, 5.

Friday.

sunny.

Afternoon, rest time.

The gentle breeze blew the flowers and green leaves, and also lifted the young man's slightly long black hair on his temples.

"Hoshino-kun, maybe you should get a haircut."

"I've been quite busy lately. I'll get my hair cut after I finish dealing with the recent busyness."

"Okay, then go and have a rest."

In the teacher's office, Hoshino Jun once again successfully asked for leave with the young, beautiful and long-legged teacher Hamasaki Sueyu.

The superficial reason was an upset stomach, but the real reason was not stated. Anyway, Hamasaki Sueyu could imagine it on his own, so he didn't have to bother to explain it.

The first time he left the office, Hoshino Jun checked his information panel.

[Name: Jun Hoshino]

[Physical strength: Immortal body]

[Intelligence: Fairy Spirit]

[Charm: Xianzi]

[Occupation: student]

[Skill 1: Small transparency (refreshed)]

[Skill 2: Danger Prediction (in use)]

[Skill 3: Beauty Gun (in use)]

[Skill 4: Bodybuilding Gun (in use)]

[Skill Five: Brief Stun (Refreshed)]

[Current assets: 418.7 million yen. 】

"We should be able to win!"

On the way to the gymnasium, Hoshino Jun raised his lazy eyes and looked at the playground.

There was a large group of boys and girls, noisy and unhappy, as if they had just been wronged.

And this is indeed the case.

Just now, Jun Hoshino received a LINE from Kaoru Yamada.

[Chun, don’t worry. I’ve kicked out all the outsiders in the gym. I’m the only one in there now. You don’t have to worry about being seen by others because you lost to me. ]
[I will definitely not embarrass Chun in front of outsiders, hehe. ]
[Love you Kaoru! ]
That's right.

Today is the day when Hoshino Jun and Yamada Kaoru meet for a duel, and it is precisely for this reason that Hoshino Jun takes leave.

From the moment he woke up in the morning, Yamada Kaoru could not wait to send messages to urge Hoshino Jun. So I had to take some time at noon to resolve this duel!

Then, use the afternoon to make up for Yamada Ran who didn't get company at noon.

Hope to meet Yamada Tsukasa.

Before he knew it, he had reached the gate of the gymnasium.

There were two short-cut bodyguards wearing sunglasses and black suits standing guard by the door. When Hoshino Jun approached, they stretched out their hands to stop him, then took out their phones to check, and then opened the door for Hoshino Jun.

It must have been specially brought by Kaoru Yamada to prevent others from coming.

Hoshino Jun guessed that if Yamada Kaoru screamed indecent assault, they would rush in to protect him.

of course
Kaoru Yamada certainly wouldn't scream.

On the contrary, if Jun Hoshino and Kaoru Yamada had come here on an appointment a month ago, he might have yelled indecent words.

"It's time to completely resolve the emotional problems we have had over the years."

Depressed.

Meditation.

Jun Hoshino stepped into the first venue in the stadium, the indoor baseball stadium.

The midday sun shines through the window lattice and dapples every corner of the baseball stadium, forming spots of light. In the center of the intersection of light spots and shadows, a young girl sits kneeling.

Wearing a white kendo shirt on the upper body, paired with a black kendo hakama, the loose attire completely covers the sexy figure.

But her appearance and indifferent temperament, just like those of a miko in comics, are enough to support all her beauty.

Unfortunately.
The moment he saw Hoshino Jun, his indifference was broken.

If you have to describe it.

That is.
Probably no one could have imagined that Kikyo in Inuyasha would one day smile like a slut at a man.

"Chunchun, you look so good today."

A pleasant female voice floated in the venue. Yamada Kaoru's face was red, his hands were tightly grasping the black fabric on his legs and he was rubbing it. His dodgey eyebrows from time to time made him look like an innocent virgin on a first date.

"."

Jun Hoshino was speechless because he was not dressed up at all, and he was even told by Hamasaki Sueyu that his hair was long not long ago.

And
Yamada Kaoru, you are blushing like a bubble teapot, we are preparing for a duel, not for sex.

"Get ready to start, Kaoru."

"It's called Xun~!"

After hearing the boy he liked calling him the intimate "Xun", Yamada Kaoru's face turned redder, like a boiling bubble teapot, and the shy little girl even had stars twinkling in her eyes.

"I would like to make a request. Can you please call me Xun from now on?"

As if he was afraid that Hoshino Jun would refuse, Yamada Kaoru quickly explained:
"Because Chun said before that as long as I win, he will listen to me in everything, so... this is my first request."

Her voice became more and more confident as she spoke, sounding as if she had already won today and the duel was just a formality.

In fact, Yamada Kaoru did think so.

Not only that, in her opinion, Hoshino Junya should think so.

Otherwise, why would Hoshino Jun propose to compete with her in swordsmanship?

Even if it's compared to wrestling, boxing, or even who can hold a breath longer, that's still pretty good.

But Jun Hoshino is better at kendo.

This is Kaoru Yamada's best project, and it is also a skill in which she is absolutely confident.

She won't lose.

Of course, it won't make Hoshino Jun lose too ugly.

You have to preserve the dignity you deserve for your beloved boy.

Otherwise, Kaoru Yamada would not have specially brought people to drive away everyone in the gym.

His attitude was completely opposite to when he beat his brother Yamada Tsukasa in public.

"Um. Actually, I don't know much about kendo. Can you please explain the rules to me?"

Hoshino Jun asked a little embarrassedly. He was so busy these days that he didn't even check the rules.

After hearing his words, Yamada Kaoru smiled even brighter, his eyebrows and eyes filled with traces of joy.

really.

Chun is such an arrogant person that he obviously planned to accept her, but he still had to find a step for him to climb down.

My boy, that’s so kawaii.

"Rules? Let me think about it, whoever gets hit on any part of the body first will lose."

"Ah? Is this okay?"

Hoshino Jun was slightly startled. He felt that Yamada Kaoru was a little too hasty and just hit any part.

"Yeah, okay."

Saying that, Yamada Kaoru picked up the two special "grass swords" beside him, stood up, and threw one of them towards Hoshino Jun.

Generally speaking, "bamboo swords" are used in training and competitions, but Kaoru Yamada was afraid that the hardness of the bamboo sword would hurt Jun Hoshino, so he paid someone to make one that was gentler but not soft. "Grass sword".

Hoshino Jun took the sword, looked around and found that there was no so-called protective gear around it.

I thought that Yamada Kaoru didn't prepare these things at all.

So Jun Hoshino didn't waste any time. He held the sword in both hands and stared at Kaoru Yamada calmly.

[Name: Yamada Kaoru]

[Stamina: 9]

【Intelligence: 8】

【Charm: 10】

[Occupation: Kendo athlete (champion of the women’s category of the National Kendo Competition). 】

[Friendship: She currently owes you a Class A debt, please urge her to complete the payment as soon as possible. 】

【payment method:】

[Money: fifty million yen. 】

[Food: Fifty-Year-Old Love Bento. 】

[Friendship: Miss Kaoru, the well-behaved maid (let Kaoru Yamada put on a maid outfit for you). 】

Because Hoshino Jun knew that Yamada Kaoru's strength should not be underestimated, so he was observing every detail.

On the contrary, Yamada Kaoru seemed much more relaxed. Even though she had tried very hard to control her emotions and try her best to maintain respect for her opponent, she really couldn't restrain the corners of her mouth from turning up.

'If Duo Hechun fights with swords for a while and wins in one fell swoop, his self-esteem will definitely be hurt. '

'But don't beat it for too long. If you beat it for too long, it will look too fake, and you may be suspected of letting yourself go. '

'Just do a dozen moves. '

'If you can survive a dozen moves with my hand, you are already very strong. '

'Well, that's it. '

After thinking about the script clearly, Yamada Kaoru was quite satisfied with her talent. She took a deep breath and began to prepare for it.

This will be Yamada Kaoru's most serious game this year.

If she didn't take it seriously, she was afraid that she would win over Jun Hoshino in one fell swoop and make Hoshino Jun feel embarrassed.

"Jun, let's get started."

As soon as he finished speaking, Hoshino Jun immediately took action. Both his posture and technique seemed extremely rough to Kaoru Yamada.

It sucks.

It is even far inferior to Gaoliucheng.

It is clear.

Jun Hoshino is a complete novice with no knowledge of kendo.

Yamada Kaoru couldn't help but laugh again. The way she laughed at Hoshino Junshiro was so cute and seemed a bit stupid.

however.

At this moment, she suddenly couldn't see Hoshino Jun's figure clearly, and only heard a gentle murmur.

"Temporary dizziness, target, Yamada Kaoru."

(End of this chapter)