Elf: A bad trainer starts from farming

Chapter 205 The King of Harvest and the Cult of Kohlrabi

Chapter 205 The King of Harvest and the Cult of Kohlrabi (please vote for me)

Lei Guanwang wanted to escape, but he didn't float a few steps away. In the end, Mingyou took hold of him and hugged Beilei with both hands like a melon. It couldn't break away at all.

"Why are you running? I don't eat kohlrabi...at least not now."

Mingyou smiled slightly, and had to say that the feeling held by King Lei Guan was really good, like holding a stuffed toy, and the buds on the top of his head also exuded a faint scent of thistles.

Thistle is a symbolic flower in the Galar region, and the perfumes produced are very valuable. In legend, it is also called the flower of blessing, and it also means the pain of a woman's unrequited love for a man.

"The glorious flower of King Lei Guan...it's a pity that it didn't bloom."

Mingyou shook his head regretfully. He really wanted to see how magical the flower of glory was that could revive all things just by blooming.

After listening to the muttering, King Lei Guan responded calmly: "How can it bloom, something with an unknown meaning... But you, a human being, actually know my existence, who are you?"

Although its tone was calm, it was very surprised in its heart. The reason why it dared to walk arrogantly on the street and even went into the store to buy food.

There are two main points...

First, almost no one in this world knows about it, let alone illustrated books, and there are no records of even rumors. Second, it uses some of its own power to add the "NPC" buff to itself.

NPC, as the name suggests, means passers-by. You usually walk on the street and pass by all kinds of passers-by. You may sometimes look at them out of curiosity, but you will soon forget about them.

No matter who you are, it is impossible to always remember those people who pass you by, and most of them will even forget their appearance when they turn around. Even if it goes to Mozawa store again, Momosawa's mother-in-law will not immediately remember it. , at most I left with some impression.

This was the ability that it used to use for private visits on incognito servers, but now it is just used to live an NPC-like life like ordinary humans...

Back to the present, Mingyou roughly guessed some of the reasons for its previous question, but still responded in a casual tone: "That's needless to say, who doesn't know the legendary king of Galar, King Leiguan, this is the dojo Something that even a kid would understand!”

Perhaps it was because he already knew the existence of King Lei Guan and what he looked like. He could never forget it once he saw it. Therefore, the ability of the "NPC" did not affect him, and he was able to chase him all the way from Momozawa Store. Come here.

"Don't fool the kohlrabi..."

Of course it is impossible to believe King Lei Guan. It knows its own situation very well and no one knows it in Galar. How come it has traveled half the world to Beishang Township and someone happens to know about it?

But it didn't raise these questions. It was caught by someone and had no ability to resist. For the time being, it was better to deal with it and regain its strength first...

But at this moment, Mingyou suddenly let go of it, patted the snowflakes falling on himself and on King Lei Guan's head, took a breath of hot air, and murmured softly: "It's so cold, it's better to eat hot pot at home in this weather. Okay...Fortunately, this is the last snow of this winter. Did you just say you were looking for a guide?"

"..."

King Lei Guan was slightly startled. The development of the matter was a bit beyond its expectation, and it shouldn't be like this. However, its big head still didn't understand what the other party wanted to do, so it nodded lightly.

Seeing this, Mingyou suddenly realized and knew the purpose of the other party's visit. Then he raised his head and looked at the top of Guishan Mountain hidden in the white snow. He sighed helplessly: "You are late. Now the tourist season has passed, and all ski resorts and hot springs are closed. , even if you come here, there won’t be much to see.”

"That's really a pity..."

Lei Guanwang had his hands behind his back, his expression remained calm, but his eyes that seemed to see through people's hearts were not so much full of majesty, but more like dead fish eyes like He Yue Xiong.

So it continued: "Then I'm looking for someone...a guy named Mingyou. He said that as long as he comes here, anyone can know him by just asking. Can you take me there to find him?"

"..."

Mingyou withdrew his gaze and stared at the other person with a silent expression on his face. He was thinking about it in his mind for a long time, and he didn't remember when he and the other person knew each other.

"Why are you looking for him? This guy is very powerful. No one in Beishang Township dares to mess with him."

"Village bully?"

"Yeah... He came from other places, and in less than a year, the entire Beishang Township fell into his hands. We are all afraid of him."

Speaking of this, Mingyou showed a hint of fear on his face, as if what he said was true.

After hearing this, King Lei Guan seemed to have a solemn look in his eyes. He was silent for a moment, and he had an idea in his mind. He waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter. As long as you join the Kohlrabi Cult formed by me, I will help you subdue a mere village tyrant." his!"

"The Cult of Rutabaga..."

Mingyou was really embarrassed, could a primary school student play house? This thing really exists, what are they... A nameless person who was more abstract than himself appeared.

Is it possible that if you join this kohlrabi cult, you will have to be in awe of kohlrabi in the future, never eat kohlrabi again, let alone be in love with kohlrabi, and treat kohlrabi as a belief and keep it at home?

and many more……

Why does this feel familiar?

Mingyou raised his brows lightly, twirling his chin with his fingers, feeling the coldness from the melting snowflakes falling on his face, and his mind gradually began to clear up.

At this moment, King Lei Guan was also looking at him, with a pair of majestic dead fish eyes, as if he had been telling: "Believe in kohlrabi, there is no need for a reason to believe. Believe in kohlrabi, and it will no longer be difficult to score in the game in the future. Alliance The conference was full of chaos and killings..."

"..."

Now if Mingyu still can't remember who it is, then he can really find a trap and jump into it. The great master in the gaming field has actually come offline!

This is too nonsense!

Isn’t that guy an internet liar?

He also defrauded him of five thousand yuan... Would the King of Legends do such a thing? And it had been almost a month, and he had long forgotten about it, but it suddenly jumped out at this time.

So what’s next? Is it possible to just tell the other person that he is Mingyou? He also didn't expect that the person with the head of a kohlrabi on the other side was actually King Lei Guan, and that he was actually hit by him.

It's broken...it's so embarrassing.

Mingyou quickly thought about the solution in his mind... Sure enough, it would be better to take it home, and then apologize sincerely, that would be enough.

Um! Just do it!

"do you know?"

Mingyu had a mysterious smile on his face, and after attracting King Lei Guan's attention, he continued: "In Beishang Township, there is actually a Pokémon video game store hidden... As long as the Pokémon passes by, it can be found there. You can try various games for free! You can just sleep when you are tired~”

Hearing this, King Lei Guan's eyes lit up. It was impossible not to be curious, but he remained skeptical: "Don't fool the kohlrabi!"

"How could I lie to you~"

Mingyou really didn't cheat, so he took the other person away while describing the situation in the video game store, and soon they came to the manor together...

Looking at the scenery in the manor, King Lei Guan widened his eyes. In addition to the Legendary King, it is also called the King of Fertility. As the name suggests, it is a legendary Pokémon that can bring a good harvest to the fields.

Therefore, as soon as it arrived here, it immediately noticed something strange. It was obviously winter, but the soil here was not affected by the ice and snow at all. Instead, it was very fertile and could grow any crops.

And although the trees here are covered with snow, there are green trees underneath, and the fruits are growing very well, which is not what it should be like in winter.

And there are these fruits...

It looked at a Star Cappy Fruit on the tree next to it, reached out to pick it off, sniffed it with its blue nose, and then bit into it without breaking it. The soft and elastic flesh rolled in its mouth, but Finally, I bit it open and tasted it.

"How about it?"

Mingyou asked with a smile. After the Star Cappy Fruit was frozen, the taste was not as good as usual, but the taste would not change much.

"It doesn't taste good, give me another one!"

"You can eat whatever you want. The video game store is over there. You can go and take a look first."

"Ok?"

King Lei Guan held a few Cappy Nuts in his arms and slowly floated towards the video game store where there was constant noise.

Now the name of the video game store has been changed to the one Mingyou mentioned before. It looked up at the sign with flashing LED lights, then looked back and continued to drift inside.

The door was made wider by Naruyu, and Kirbymon can now enter normally. It is playing games inside at the moment, and Latias and the others use its belly as a sofa and lie down comfortably.

Lei Guanwang put his hands behind his back and floated slowly past them, like a leader on patrol. His eyes kept scanning over the games they were playing. Although his expression remained calm, his heart was extremely shocked.

Is there really such a video game store?

Why wasn't it discovered earlier...

Soon, it came behind La Lulas and saw that the opponent had just finished a battle and successfully won, so it nodded slightly. It was barely skilled, but it was still far behind itself.

After looking around the entire video game store, Lei Guanwang returned to the gate and nodded with satisfaction: "Great, I decided to officially establish my Rutabaga Cult here, and then use this as my headquarters!"

"..."

Mingyou gets nervous every time he hears this name, can't he change it?

He suppressed his complaints and asked with curiosity: "So what exactly does the Kohlrabi Religion do? Don't let it be some unspeakable religion, otherwise I will throw you out as soon as possible to clear up the relationship."

"The Kohlrabi Cult is the Kohlrabi Cult. We charge money to help everyone improve their scores, help everyone participate in competitions, and help everyone win the first victory in the conference...Gather faith bit by bit and let everyone join in!"

"I understand, let's play with the training studio..."

"It's the Kohlrabi Cult (correction), don't underestimate me as a great player in the gaming field!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a master in the gaming field..."

……

(End of this chapter)

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