Conan's self-cultivation of fake wine

Chapter 156 Happy April Fool's Day

Sato Fei.

Lu Ren thought for a moment and remembered who this person was.

The previous time at the Mihua Art Museum, he was the one who wrote the unlimited black manuscript to smear Xiaolan for having a child out of wedlock.

After Lu Ren found out about this, he proposed that Bei Dao Xiao send him to Siberia to grow potatoes.

It was a momentary remark, and Lu Ren didn't pay attention to it later. As a result, Kitajima Xiao really implemented it strictly.

"I know who wrote it." Bei Dao quickly remembered another reporter who basically had no bottom line. "His name is Akiyama Inujiro, should I call him here now?"

"Ah."

Inujiro, Ergouzi.

After a while, a short-built kid ran into the office. He first nodded and bowed to Bei Dao, then straightened up and saw Lu Ren beside him. He lowered his head and almost knelt down.

It looks like a dog, but also like a wolf with its tail between its legs.

Bei Dao's subordinates really have all kinds of monsters. Lu Ren informed the Ergouzi of Sato Qing's request intact.

"Don't worry, we will definitely meet the requirements." Ergouzi looked flattering.

"Go back and write now. I'll see you in the morning newspaper tomorrow." Lu Ren looked at Bei Dao, "Bei Dao, please help me with the clearance. This matter is more important. The daily TV station must also broadcast the information simultaneously. Other work can be put in the back row .”

"Ah."

Lu Ren waved Ergou to leave, and after chatting with Bei Dao for a few more words, he took Haiyuan out of the office and sat in the lounge.

There are a lot of snacks and snacks in the lounge, and Dongbao has pretty good benefits in this regard.

It's not that Sato is kind-hearted, it's just that he doesn't spend much money, and many of them are given away by merchants so that Dongbao can do more publicity.

Lu Ren randomly picked a few items and placed them on the coffee table in front of Haiyuan, "These taste pretty good. Eat some of them until Bei Dao gets off work."

Haiyuan skipped a circle of high-calorie food, and finally peeled off a fruit candy and put it in his mouth.

Yeah, orange flavor.

When the sugar was almost melted, Haiyuan asked aloud, "Are you planning to kill Kidd?"

"President Sato means. Praise first and then step down. I am responsible for stepping down."

"The adult world is really dirty."

"Who says it's not?" Lu Ren also peeled off a piece of candy, lemon flavored, "Your sister, aren't you going to visit her?"

"It's not safe. Just call once a week." Haiyuan pointed to the last candy on the table. "Eating too much candy will make you tired, and so will happiness. Having too much will lead to misfortune. People like me, Not qualified."

you kid
  Well, it can't be entirely her fault. It’s more because the winery is ruining people.

It turned an eighteen-year-old girl into a pessimist.

Mood minus one.

The power of Gansha Winery is increased by one.

Lu Ren did not try to persuade Huiyuan, but changed the subject and asked about the current situation of the three members of the Youth Suicide Group.

See if you need to increase the intensity.

"It's still the same, the three of them look older than me." When mentioning this, Haiyuan was slightly speechless.

Lu Ren——a senior executive of a winery, a pillar of a newspaper, and an elite agent and detective of a certain country.

He can really be regarded as the number one person.

Why bother with three first graders?

Edogawa also made it very clear what happened.

"I never said it before, why don't you contact the police and the school. I think they already know that they are wrong."

"Yes, yes. But you have to vouch for them. Responsible for monitoring them. If they make similar mistakes again, the punishment will be doubled."

Double that, a thousand words a day.

That's too difficult for primary school students.

Haiyuan frowned, "How about this, if they do it again, it will still be five hundred a day. I will never mention this again."

"Okay." Lu Ren took out his phone, "I'll say hello to Mu Mu now."

After a while, Lu Ren hung up the phone and said, "It's done."

Those three little ones really want to change their nature of seeking death, so that's fine. Lu Ren's dislike for the three of them was not because they wanted to die.

It's because they wanted to drag Conan and Haiyuan along with them.

This is the key.

If something really happened, Lu Ren would definitely have to rescue him, which would be very troublesome.

It’s time-consuming and labor-intensive. And there are always times when the power fails. What if that person is on an organizational mission and his cell phone is turned off.

It is an unstable factor. It's just that Haiyuan has already expressed his opinions on this, so it still needs to be taken seriously.

After all, strictly speaking, this was the first time Haiyuan asked him to do something.

Quitting smoking doesn't count, that's a doctor's order. Before getting off work, Lu Ren received a call from Bei Dao.

He and Haiyuan walked back to Bei Dao's office and found that Er Gouzi was also there.

"Come and take a look." Bei Dao Xiao raised his hand. Er Gouzi immediately understood. He took the manuscript from Bei Dao's hand and handed it to Lu Ren.

Was it written so quickly? Pretty awesome.

Lu Ren looked it over and found that there was nothing wrong with it.

In terms of licking skills, he was far inferior to this Ergou.

It can be said that this article is pervasive. Let the fanboys write it, and that's it.

There are specialties in the art industry. Let him be Kidd's number one licker from now on.

Sato Kiyoshi and Suzuki Shiro, two imbecile guys, concluded that Kidd would continue to keep an eye on the Suzuki family's treasure.

If conditions permit, they are ready to continue to praise Kidd.

Every time before Kidd takes action, he writes a piece to boast about it, and then after the action fails.

Let Lu Ren appear again and write the manuscript critically in a tone of "Baby, Dad is very disappointed in you."

Then the cycle repeats.

Fans and anti-fans, both sides make money together.

It was so inappropriate, and Lu Ren, the special adviser to the Suzuki family, was very sad about this.

He didn't want to do anything, but Suzuki gave him too much.

Stop Kidd once and it's worth 10 million.

April Fool's Day counts this time.

You can earn 20 million this month.

There is no way, who gave the Suzuki family the ability to make money.

"No problem." Lu Ren returned the manuscript to Ergou, "Go to the president. Give him the manuscript."

"Yes!" Ergou slipped away.

"This is against the rules." Bei Dao frowned, "He is not qualified to see the president. If he wants to go, I will go."

"The biggest rule is to get off work." Lu Ren pointed to the clock on the wall, "It's time, let's go to dinner. I'll treat you."

"Ah."

March 3, 31: in the evening.

Lu Ren went up to the rooftop of the Rice Krispies Museum. After setting up the camera and placing all the equipment, he began to wait for Kidd to arrive.

Wait until early morning in April, Kidd will fall from the sky.

At 11:50 p.m., Kidd didn't come, and Conan ran up to the rooftop panting.

After seeing Lu Ren's figure, the excited expression on his face froze, and then he whispered to himself, "Yes, that's right. Your words can indeed solve the mystery in Kidd's notice letter."

He walked to the other side of the rooftop, facing away from Lu Ren.

Conan's behavior made Lu Ren want to laugh.

"You kid, you don't even say hello when you see me."

"Oh, good evening." Conan turned around and pretended to just see Lu Ren here. Then he stared at the large puddle in front of Lu Ren, "What are you planning to do?"

Table, cutting board, knife. Are you here for a picnic?
  Lu Ren didn't answer Conan's question immediately. It was almost time.

He took out the cigarette case out of habit, then took it back, and directly used a lighter to light two hell coins.

When it was about to burn out, he threw it into the sky, summoned the disc to draw a lottery, and a burst of white light flashed by.

【Special chef headscarf】

Oh, that fits quite well.

Lu Ren wrapped his headscarf and started talking nonsense, "In my hometown, there is a word called Hongmen Banquet. It means entertaining even enemies. Of course, according to your habits, I made a slight modification. Prepare for Kidd A whole fish feast.”

The two fish I bought from the club I just traveled through were completely forgotten after being put in the refrigerator.

It comes in handy now.

Of course, two were definitely not enough, so Lu Ren bought two more. The kind that's still alive and kicking.

At twelve o'clock in the evening, April Fool's Day arrives.

Kidd walked under the moonlight and arrived as promised.

"April Fool." Lu Ren smiled and grabbed a live fish from under the table, chopped off the head of the fish with one knife, and after disembowelling it, he began to use his ultimate knife skills to slice sashimi for Kidd, and said warmly, "Happy April Fool's Day. This is a whole fish feast I specially prepared for you. The night is still long, let's take our time."

Kidd was silent for a moment, threw down the flash bomb and ran away.

This April Fool's Day, he was not happy at all.

　It just so happens that I realized after writing this that today is really April Fool’s Day. Happy April Fools' Day everyone.

　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)