My Tokyo Love Game Has Big Problems

Chapter 75 Phantom Thieves and Big and Small

A solitary person like Hosokawa Tamako would not want to join a club.

Tamaki Hikaru understood from the beginning that he was just changing the topic casually.

But when it comes to clubs, there are more topics that can be expanded.

Tamaki Hikaru turned to look at Aitaniti and Juri Jinguji, who had his head lowered.

"Where are you two? Is there a club you want to join?"

By the way, Jinguji Jouri was picked up. After all, Tamaki Hikaru felt that it was pitiful that she was the only one who felt isolated.

For children without emotional intelligence, if they don’t want to talk at this time, finding a reason to leave is the right choice.

"Not yet, Tamaki-kun, what club have you joined? I want to join you."

Aitaniti blinked and looked towards the shrine.

"Well, I'm still in the student union. It might be a bit difficult for you to join."

Hearing this expected answer, Aitaniti curled her lips.

She knew that at the end of last night, Tamaki Hikaru must have reached some conditions with the vampire, so joining the student union was a matter of course.

As for saying she can't join?

Aitaniti decided to give it a try and see if she could find a way to deal with the vampire.

As if he didn't expect to be asked, Jinguji Jori was stunned for a moment, and after looking at each other with Tamaki Hikaru, he slowly said.

"I don't have that idea. I don't have any hobbies in the club, so there is no need to join. And"

Jōri Jinguji hesitated for a moment.

"My family is very strict and I don't have time to do these activities."

As a shrine maiden, Jinguji Jouri has very complicated spiritual practices to do every day, so naturally she doesn't have time to participate in club activities.

Moreover, even if she is allowed to join, she doesn't know what club she should join or what hobbies she has.

There is no way that there will be some shrine maiden training club for her to join, right?

Magatama's sister, on the other hand, kept making noises, saying that she wanted to try the literary club and play volleyball.

"That's it"

The originally lively atmosphere was suddenly ruined by Jinguji Jouri's somewhat serious words.

The mood destroyer lives up to its reputation.

Tamaki Hikaru looked around, trying to find some new topics to talk about. Aitaniti on the side thoughtfully answered this question for him.

"By the way, Tamaki-kun, did you notice the news on the train this morning?"

"Huh? What news?"

Tamaki Hikaru has seen a lot of news, and a lot of it is about himself, especially tomorrow, there will be a lot more.

Now when he hears the word news, he feels a little uncomfortable.

"That's it, the news about the stolen rich man's treasure trove."

When Aitaniti said this, Hosokawa Tamako also thought of it and answered in a low voice.

"Do you mean the mysterious criminal who has a comic-like style and leaves warning letters when he steals?"

Among the ordinary news, this can be regarded as a hot news that attracts the attention of young people.

The main reason is that the phantom thief style of "Leave a Crime Preview", which is full of middle school fantasy, is really too suitable for these high school students.

But it was obvious that Jinguji Jouri had never heard of this news. She was listening to Tamaki Hikari and the others talking about this matter with great interest.

Faced with a house full of treasures, he only stole a famous sword of modest value and left a warning letter.

This approach is really very similar to the style of the Phantom Thieves in various works.

Some people say that this phantom thief must be as handsome and handsome as Kidd, while others think that he is a character full of unique charm like Lupine.

But some people pointed out, why must it be a phantom thief and not a female phantom thief?

The three cat-eye sisters are also great, right? Isn’t a onesie good?

Therefore, the true identity of this strange thief and his motive for committing the crime have become a hot topic among young people in the past two days.

"So Tamaki-kun, do you think the male Phantom Thief is better? Or the female Phantom Thief?"

Aitaneeti asked intentionally or unintentionally.

"Of course it's wrong. Does it have anything to do with me whether it's a boy or a girl? After all, these guesses are all in an unrealistic direction, right?"

Tamaki Hikaru rolled his eyes at her.

"A real thief must be dressed as a security guard or a staff member. How could he have a jumpsuit? That thing is difficult to take off, right?"

"Unless the Phantom Thieves can change clothes in an instant, who would use a jumpsuit as a uniform?"

Although the protagonists in works such as Catwoman and the Cat-Eye Sisters always wear jumpsuits to act.

But in fact, this kind of clothes is difficult to put on and take off, and the shiny luster cannot hide the figure. It has no meaning except to increase attack speed and show off the figure.

If it were in an ACG work, Tamaki Hikaru would say that people who are looking for realism in the virtual world must have something wrong with their brains.

Or in other words, people who struggle with this kind of problem must be nourishing their stomachs. If she doesn’t wear it, why don’t you wear it for me to see?

But when it comes to reality, Tamaki Hikaru feels that we still need to consider reality.

A phantom thief may not necessarily be a handsome young man or a handsome uncle, but a beautiful phantom thief may just be a bloated old aunt.

Just like Ximen Chuixue may also have alopecia areata. This is where reality is not as good as fantasy.

"Then Hosokawa-san, what do you think?"

Aitaniti changed direction and asked Hosokawa Tamako.

Hosokawa Tamako, who was distracted, suddenly came back to his senses.

"Huh? I think a jumpsuit is too bad. A hat, shirt, shorts and pantyhose would be a better design."

Aitaniti's question was whether the thief was a boy or a girl, but Tamako Hosokawa was focused on the thief's jumpsuit.

And in my heart, I have silently made a character design for myself as a female phantom thief.

However, she quickly understood her misunderstanding and quickly waved her hands to try to explain.

"this."

"What you said is wrong, Hosokawa-kun."

Before he could explain, he was interrupted by Tamaki Hikaru.

I saw Tamaki Hikaru looking at Hosokawa Tamako with a serious face and said slowly.

"Although pantyhose and the like are also very good, they are not suitable for Phantom Thieves. Let's stick to a jumpsuit. This is more traditional and more suitable."

Although Tamaki Hikaru's eyes were on Hosokawa Tamako's face, his heart was not there at all, but drifted elsewhere.

One-piece suits, even for people with a slender figure, look very sexy when they are put on. What if it’s Tamako Hosokawa? What would it be like if she were wrapped in this tight and skin-fitting leather?

Buttons can fall apart, but what about zippers? And according to Hosokawa Tamako's size, she is oval? Or a perfect circle?

Up or down? Is it flat or round? From which angle is it most appropriate?

Countless questions and curiosities instantly filled Tamaki Hikaru's mind.

Hosokawa Tamako's character set in shirt and shorts is more suitable for characters with a well-proportioned figure, such as Imadegawa Himezuki.

There is a high probability that Rich Lady can wear the elegance of a phantom thief.

As for Hosokawa Tamako and Tamaki Hikaru's costume as a Phantom Thief, it has always been the imagination of the Siamese Detective Muzan series.

After all, some people are born with sinful bodies, and no matter what kind of clothes they wear, they will only bring a sense of astringency.

This is not prejudice, it is fact.

There are all kinds of people in this world, some are punishing, and some are astringent.

Hosokawa Tamako didn't understand what Tamaki Hikaru meant, but after seeing Tamashiro Hikari's distracted look, she thought about it incidentally.

Then she understood what Tamaki Hikaru meant by unsuitability and suitability.

Hosokawa Tamako's cheeks began to turn red. What does Tamaki-san mean? Is this a hint to himself that he wants to see this?

She did seem to have this type of clothing, but she couldn't pull it up the first time she tried it, so she gave up.

Now Tamaki Hikaru expressed his wishes to her so straightforwardly, and he also held important information about her.

Even if Hosokawa Tamako encounters any difficulties, she can only find a way to overcome them.

Just as the two were having a wave of exchanges that couldn't be matched at all, Jinguji Jori suddenly asked in confusion.

"What is a onesie? Does the body wrap count?"

Um? Tamaki Hikaru's attention was instantly drawn to Jōri Jinguji.

Wrap? Where? hiss

After looking up and down at Jinguji Jori's mediocre figure, Tamaki Hikaru couldn't help but think to himself.

Could it be wrapped up? In fact, it’s not that flat?

This is not okay. It is a time of development at a young age, and it is not good to over-pressure it.

Before he could say anything, Aitaniti spoke first, her expression slightly uneasy.

"Wrap? Are you saying that your current flat figure is just a disguise? In fact, under a layer of cloth, you are much larger than me?!"

Aitaniti was quite satisfied with her figure. She was curvy, graceful and well proportioned.

It wasn't until she discovered that Tamaki Hikaru might like a more uncoordinated figure that she realized that pure cuteness and beauty were vulnerable in front of Seuse.

Among the few people Tamaki Hikari came into contact with, excluding Atago Toshie, a three-short lolita, there was also Jinguji Jouri, who was at the bottom of the list.

But now you tell her that she is actually the youngest and everyone else is older than her?

She can't accept this, absolutely not!

Hosokawa Tamako muttered softly.

"Actually, small ones are cuter, right? If they are too big, it will be inconvenient in every sense."

It will hurt when you do a lot of exercise. It is also tiring when you fall. It is also troublesome to wear matching clothes. When the weather is hot, you will sweat a lot down there.

All in all, Hosokawa Tamako was very envious of Aitaniti's figure. It was just right and beautiful, which was completely different from someone like her who was only astringent.

so envious.

If Jōri Jinguji's words only made Aitaniti stunned and disbelieving, then Hosokawa Tamako's whispers only added fuel to the fire.

Fortunately, at this moment, Aitaniti was still under the effect of the potion, so she did not lose her mind and rushed over to crush the two lumps of unpleasant-looking flesh.

He just stared at Hosokawa Tamako coldly and uttered cold words.

"Really? If it's so uncomfortable, why not cut it off? If you let me do it, maybe there won't be any pain at all."

"The left and right are just useless meat."

Sen Leng's tone was not like the cheerful and sunny girl she usually was in Tamaki Hikaru's eyes, but instead seemed a bit scary.

Hosokawa Tamako avoided Aitaniti's sight like a frightened little animal, using Tamaki Hikaru's body as a shield.

"Ahem, I think this is a bit inappropriate, right?"

Tamaki Hikaru was trying to smooth things over, but it was not convenient for him to discuss this kind of topic with a few girls, so he could only imagine it in his mind.

"Huh? What are you talking about? What are big and small?"

Jinguji Jori tilted her head in confusion.

She was talking about the silk cloth she wrapped around herself when she was doing spiritual practice, but what were they talking about?

But her doubts did not last long, and soon "sister" had already answered her questions.

She lowered her head with a red face, that's not what she meant!

But at this moment, she was too embarrassed to explain. Besides, does the size really matter?

Juri Jinguji secretly tugged on her collar, and all she could see was her toes.

Isn't this very convenient?

It took Tamaki Hikaru a while to calm down Aitaniti, and he couldn't help but wipe off a cold sweat.

Now Aitaniti and Jōri Jinguji are no longer arguing, but why did it turn into a fight over size again?

Apart from being best friends, women are also enemies. I don’t lie to you when I say this.

"So Tamaki-kun, do you think it's better to be older? Or smaller?"

The topic has shifted from the phantom thief at the beginning to Tamaki Hikari's preferences.

Holding Tamaki Hikaru's arm, Aitaniti looked determined to never give up.

This is a sensitive issue, and Tamaki Hikaru felt that he wanted to keep this aspect of privacy.

"How do I know this? I'm not you girls. Only you girls know whether it's convenient or not."

Tamaki Hikaru started with the question: What do you really like? Cleverly transferred to what size is most suitable for girls.

"No! Then imagine what you would like if you were a girl!"

Aitaniti said reluctantly.

"How do you ask me to imagine something that doesn't exist? I don't know what it feels like, okay?"

Tamaki rolled his eyes at her. Could it be that he could feel that feeling just by imagining it?

At least I need to wear a prosthetic suit to feel it, right?

This idea is a bit perverted. Tamaki Hikaru only knows that there are many posts that look like women but are actually men. The selfies only have legs and bears.

All I can say is, why are you really doing that? ! bed bugs!

"Tsk, after all, it just means I don't know because I haven't experienced it, so why don't you just feel it?"

Aitaniti laughed strangely, and Tamaki Hikari suddenly felt something bad.

Aitaniti turned her head and looked at Juri Jinguji and Tamako Hosokawa, and then said warmly in Tamaki Hikaru's ear.

"Look, the three of us happened to have collected three sizes: large, medium and small. If you try them out by touching them one by one, won't you know which one you like?"

The words were full of deceptive meanings, and the meaning made Tamaki Hikari couldn't help but feel a little excited.

The closest he had come in his life was when he took a knife and stabbed Imodegawa Himetsu's heart last night.

At that time, his hands were only a fraction of a hair away from the pair.

(End of this chapter)