The perfect brother-in-law reborn
Chapter 31
After coming over for a while, Guan He came down the stairs enchantingly in plain white gauze as usual, frowning, like a Xizi holding her heart, making people feel pity.Li Zhi was full of admiration, Li Ling had a playful expression, half a smile, but Chu Kuang, who was originally aggrieved, opened his mouth in surprise, but was startled by Chu Nan's mocking gaze, and hurriedly lowered his head to pretend to drink water.
When the oiran appeared on the stage, he was really extraordinary. Although the clothes were not outstanding, they couldn't hold back their natural beauty.Li Ling stood up, stared at Guan He and said, "What a beautiful woman, no wonder she dares to set such rules."
Guan He didn't come out to meet the guests, but he couldn't resist the coercion and lure of the manager. After all, if he wanted to live in Xinyue Tower, he had to look at the face of the boss, whether to protect a brothel woman or curry favor with two princes, the difference is naturally not much explain.
Although he felt uncomfortable, there was still a smile on his face, he saluted softly, and said with a light smile: "Your Highness, you are serious, it is indeed Guan He who is unwell today. As for some false names, it is just the love of your lords." , it can’t be true.”
Li Ling made no effort to hide his interest in Guan He, oh, and said mockingly: "Since you know it's a false name, you should put down your airs and do things that match your identity, instead of pretending to be some independent fairy."
Being pointed out of his identity mercilessly, Guan He's face was pale, and he seemed to be dizzy just looking at each other.
Li Ling smiled and sat down, and said to Li Zhi: "His Royal Highness, do you think this is the truth? Brothel girls should accompany wine and laugh, why pretend to be noble, what are you doing?"
Seeing the oiran who was held in the hands of everyone in the past being humiliated like this, I felt a little bit of anger in addition to the novelty, but the identities of these two are really noble, no one dared to criticize.
Chu Kuang hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "Although Li Ling's tone was harsh, there is some truth to what he said. It's just a pity for such a fairy-like woman."
Chu Nan smiled mysteriously, and asked Chu Kuang in a low voice: "In your opinion, what is Li Ling's plan? Is it wrong to belittle Guan He and satirize the prince's vision?"
Seeing Chu Nan's strange expression, Chu Kuang couldn't help asking: "Isn't it?"
Chu Nan shook his head pretending to be profound, then changed the subject and asked, "You said, if Li Ling met the main force of the Hu people, would he show weakness and set up an ambush, or would he fight head-on?"
Chu Kuang instantly understood what Chu Nan meant, and said with a smile, "Interesting, but I didn't expect this level. According to what you said, Li Ling probably wanted to hug the beauty back."
Chu Nan smiled triumphantly, and secretly despised Li Ling's poor way of picking up girls. He clearly wanted to seduce Guan He, but he humiliated her severely, wanting to completely destroy Guan He's pride and self-esteem, and leave a lasting impression on her heart. An indelible impression, just like the red bayberry in the past.Perhaps, this is also the cause of Li Ling's pride that seeps into his bones.
Chu Nan asked Chu Kuang again in a low voice: "Then do you know how to make him change his attitude?"
Chu Kuang may not be unfamiliar with marching and fighting, but there is not much to do about such things.Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Chu Nan stepping forward and saying loudly: "The eldest prince is right, a brothel girl is a brothel girl, and nothing can change this fact."
Everyone looked surprised, and each went to inquire about Chu Nan's origin. When they found out that this person was the young master of the Chu family who had a grudge against the eldest prince for taking his wife, the fire of gossip was burning in their hearts. Looking forward to it even more, this time, the two sides are not evenly matched, but they can always be said to be close.
Li Ling and Li Zhi saw Chu Nan standing up to speak, and seeing Chu Kuang who had come to Beijing on order, smiled and got up to be courteous, and when the four of them sat down again, the atmosphere was unavoidably weird.
Seeing Chu Nan's appearance, Guan He secretly rejoiced, thinking that this not-so-simple dandy could save her, but unexpectedly he slapped her in the face with a single sentence.
If it is said that the person Li Ling does not want to see the most in the capital now, Chu Kuang and Chu Nan can definitely be ranked in the top three.Seeing that Chu Nan agrees with him, as if he wants to be soft on him, his heart is full of disdain, but secretly he doesn't agree with your wishes, and he said with a smile: "Since ancient times, women have been so unlucky, but Miss Guan is different from those ordinary women in brothels. Wu is also a master of poetry, but you can't treat her lightly."
Chu Nan cut his head, without the slightest intention of bowing his head, insisting: "This is the place for fireworks, and people come to look for flowers and ask willows, why bother to pretend to be noble?"
Just as Li Ling was about to speak, Li Ling answered first: "You know this, this is Suyue Pavilion, and the people here are all innocent women who sell their arts but not their lives. If you want to find flowers and ask Liu, let the steward take you to him ?”
Chu Nan patted his head in embarrassment, and said in a low voice: "I said that after working for a long time, I didn't even have a girl to accompany the wine. It turns out that I came to the wrong place."
Although the voice has been lowered, it is natural that it cannot be hidden from the few people present.Not to mention Li Ling, even the little eunuch behind him showed disdain.
Chu Nan seemed a little annoyed, and said fiercely: "What kind of talented and beautiful woman, how is it different from those ordinary prostitutes, they are clearly pretending?"
Li Zhi also interjected with a smile: "That's not right, let's just say that the oiran is talented enough to find half of the girls."
Chu Nan said dissatisfied: "Kouhu, I listened to the red card singing there at another house that day, and it was also very good."
Li Ling seemed very interested, and asked: "Oh, is that so? There is such a thing? I wonder if you still remember the song that the red card sang? Yes, it's all right, let Miss Guan sing the lyrics, and then go to those How about choosing one of the red cards for receiving guests, comparing them, and letting everyone make a judgment?"
The last sentence was yelled out forcefully, and the surrounding audience saw that there was excitement, but they couldn't watch it, and they could still flatter the prince, so they naturally applauded in unison.
Chu Nan seemed to be a little regretful, but he was stubborn and refused to give in. He ignored Chu Kuang's warning eyes and agreed without hesitation.
Although he felt that he lost his reputation by competing with a red card pick-up, Guan He still wisely swallowed his dissatisfaction when he saw the manager's stern and even somewhat sinister eyes.
After a while, a very dissolutely dressed woman rushed in, ignoring the disgusted eyes of Li Ling and others, and the happy luggage.In any case, they are the ones who have served the crown prince and the eldest prince, and they will be able to show off in the future. When they meet those benefactors, they will have the confidence to ask for more money.
Guan He walked away a few steps in disgust, and said softly: "Your Highness, General Chu, I will show my shame first."
Guan He walked up to the stage, and there were some women with various musical instruments sitting on it. He asked for a ponytail, sat down gracefully, stroked it a few times, and was familiar with the tone, and then turned to the girls behind him. With a gesture, the soft singing voice gradually spread.
"The wind is soft, the sun is thin, and spring is still early,
The jacket was in a good mood at first.
I wake up feeling cold,
The plum blossoms are left on the temples.
Where is my hometown?
Forget about being drunk.
burn while submerged in water,
Xiangxiaojiu did not disappear.
Guan He seemed to have just woken up, with a faint nasal sound, but it gave people a more lazy feeling. After singing a song, everyone was still immersed in the song and couldn't extricate themselves.Li Ling's subordinates clapped their hands and sighed: "Good words and good music, really fit the sentence, this song should only exist in the sky, how many times can we hear it in the world!"
Everyone echoed and applauded, and then looked at Chu Nan with pity. This time, he was afraid that he would fall in the hands of the First Prince again, so it was better to simply admit defeat.
Chu Nan was a little annoyed by the eyes of everyone, and said fiercely: "Our contestant hasn't sung yet, why are you so anxious!"
After all, he ignored the eyes of others, and said viciously to the so-called red card who was already stunned: "What's the matter? Are you afraid? You have to dare to lose the chain at this critical moment, and you will look good!"
The red card looked sad, and said with tears in his eyes: "At first, the servants despised this oiran, but this time I have seen it. I tied three of them, and she is better than one?"
Chu Nan quietly took out a piece of paper from his pocket, handed it to the red card, and gave some detailed instructions.The red card was a little silly, and he was stupefied without any response. Chu Nan whispered, "You want to be slutty, don't you understand? If you can lose your arms, you must show your legs again. If you sing well, I will reward you a lot."
Li Ling glanced at it, but couldn't see what was on the paper. His heart moved, and he remembered the Eighteen Touches that Chu Nan used to hum when he was a child. He pretended not to care and said, "Master Guan sang the masterpieces of ancient poets. If the red card sings some messy country slang, there is no need to compare."
Chu Nan said disdainfully: "What I arranged for her to sing is also the work of a great poet." He secretly said in his heart: "How can such a peerless work like Shibamo be so easy to appear on stage?"
The so-called red card took a few breaths, showing a self-righteous and charming expression on his face, and imitated Guan He's electronic singing:
Suyue has a small waist,
Can't help but hurt spring.
New evening makeup under the shadow of sparse plum.
Curly and graceful, what does it look like?
, A wisp of light cloud.
The song moves the vermilion lips skillfully,
Every word is charming and angry.
The peach blossoms have a deep diameter of Tongjin.
Desperately looking at the clear night moon in Yaotai,
Also sent back to the wheel.
After singing, the audience was silent, not because of the quality of the song, the key is that the word is very beautiful, but it fits the occasion very well, it looks like it is about a prostitute, especially the line "Peach Blossoms are deep in the mouth, one Tongjin", the meaning is extremely obscene, It's not just "yan", it made many Confucian scholars present blow their beards and stare, yelling at the red card for being shameless.Li Ling opened his mouth but didn't know what to say, Li Zhi and Chu Kuang were still in a daze, and half of his face was blushing after Chang Hui's red card was sung, he went to Chu Nan to beg for money and ran away quietly, leaving behind the stage A bunch of shy geishas to die for.
Elegance and vulgarity have each reached a certain level, although 90.00% of the people present are in favor of Guan He's victory, but it is really hard to say it.Li Ling didn't expect this kind of situation. He was obviously shocked by the red card's sturdy dancing posture and even more powerful music. He couldn't recover for a long time.
When the oiran appeared on the stage, he was really extraordinary. Although the clothes were not outstanding, they couldn't hold back their natural beauty.Li Ling stood up, stared at Guan He and said, "What a beautiful woman, no wonder she dares to set such rules."
Guan He didn't come out to meet the guests, but he couldn't resist the coercion and lure of the manager. After all, if he wanted to live in Xinyue Tower, he had to look at the face of the boss, whether to protect a brothel woman or curry favor with two princes, the difference is naturally not much explain.
Although he felt uncomfortable, there was still a smile on his face, he saluted softly, and said with a light smile: "Your Highness, you are serious, it is indeed Guan He who is unwell today. As for some false names, it is just the love of your lords." , it can’t be true.”
Li Ling made no effort to hide his interest in Guan He, oh, and said mockingly: "Since you know it's a false name, you should put down your airs and do things that match your identity, instead of pretending to be some independent fairy."
Being pointed out of his identity mercilessly, Guan He's face was pale, and he seemed to be dizzy just looking at each other.
Li Ling smiled and sat down, and said to Li Zhi: "His Royal Highness, do you think this is the truth? Brothel girls should accompany wine and laugh, why pretend to be noble, what are you doing?"
Seeing the oiran who was held in the hands of everyone in the past being humiliated like this, I felt a little bit of anger in addition to the novelty, but the identities of these two are really noble, no one dared to criticize.
Chu Kuang hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "Although Li Ling's tone was harsh, there is some truth to what he said. It's just a pity for such a fairy-like woman."
Chu Nan smiled mysteriously, and asked Chu Kuang in a low voice: "In your opinion, what is Li Ling's plan? Is it wrong to belittle Guan He and satirize the prince's vision?"
Seeing Chu Nan's strange expression, Chu Kuang couldn't help asking: "Isn't it?"
Chu Nan shook his head pretending to be profound, then changed the subject and asked, "You said, if Li Ling met the main force of the Hu people, would he show weakness and set up an ambush, or would he fight head-on?"
Chu Kuang instantly understood what Chu Nan meant, and said with a smile, "Interesting, but I didn't expect this level. According to what you said, Li Ling probably wanted to hug the beauty back."
Chu Nan smiled triumphantly, and secretly despised Li Ling's poor way of picking up girls. He clearly wanted to seduce Guan He, but he humiliated her severely, wanting to completely destroy Guan He's pride and self-esteem, and leave a lasting impression on her heart. An indelible impression, just like the red bayberry in the past.Perhaps, this is also the cause of Li Ling's pride that seeps into his bones.
Chu Nan asked Chu Kuang again in a low voice: "Then do you know how to make him change his attitude?"
Chu Kuang may not be unfamiliar with marching and fighting, but there is not much to do about such things.Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Chu Nan stepping forward and saying loudly: "The eldest prince is right, a brothel girl is a brothel girl, and nothing can change this fact."
Everyone looked surprised, and each went to inquire about Chu Nan's origin. When they found out that this person was the young master of the Chu family who had a grudge against the eldest prince for taking his wife, the fire of gossip was burning in their hearts. Looking forward to it even more, this time, the two sides are not evenly matched, but they can always be said to be close.
Li Ling and Li Zhi saw Chu Nan standing up to speak, and seeing Chu Kuang who had come to Beijing on order, smiled and got up to be courteous, and when the four of them sat down again, the atmosphere was unavoidably weird.
Seeing Chu Nan's appearance, Guan He secretly rejoiced, thinking that this not-so-simple dandy could save her, but unexpectedly he slapped her in the face with a single sentence.
If it is said that the person Li Ling does not want to see the most in the capital now, Chu Kuang and Chu Nan can definitely be ranked in the top three.Seeing that Chu Nan agrees with him, as if he wants to be soft on him, his heart is full of disdain, but secretly he doesn't agree with your wishes, and he said with a smile: "Since ancient times, women have been so unlucky, but Miss Guan is different from those ordinary women in brothels. Wu is also a master of poetry, but you can't treat her lightly."
Chu Nan cut his head, without the slightest intention of bowing his head, insisting: "This is the place for fireworks, and people come to look for flowers and ask willows, why bother to pretend to be noble?"
Just as Li Ling was about to speak, Li Ling answered first: "You know this, this is Suyue Pavilion, and the people here are all innocent women who sell their arts but not their lives. If you want to find flowers and ask Liu, let the steward take you to him ?”
Chu Nan patted his head in embarrassment, and said in a low voice: "I said that after working for a long time, I didn't even have a girl to accompany the wine. It turns out that I came to the wrong place."
Although the voice has been lowered, it is natural that it cannot be hidden from the few people present.Not to mention Li Ling, even the little eunuch behind him showed disdain.
Chu Nan seemed a little annoyed, and said fiercely: "What kind of talented and beautiful woman, how is it different from those ordinary prostitutes, they are clearly pretending?"
Li Zhi also interjected with a smile: "That's not right, let's just say that the oiran is talented enough to find half of the girls."
Chu Nan said dissatisfied: "Kouhu, I listened to the red card singing there at another house that day, and it was also very good."
Li Ling seemed very interested, and asked: "Oh, is that so? There is such a thing? I wonder if you still remember the song that the red card sang? Yes, it's all right, let Miss Guan sing the lyrics, and then go to those How about choosing one of the red cards for receiving guests, comparing them, and letting everyone make a judgment?"
The last sentence was yelled out forcefully, and the surrounding audience saw that there was excitement, but they couldn't watch it, and they could still flatter the prince, so they naturally applauded in unison.
Chu Nan seemed to be a little regretful, but he was stubborn and refused to give in. He ignored Chu Kuang's warning eyes and agreed without hesitation.
Although he felt that he lost his reputation by competing with a red card pick-up, Guan He still wisely swallowed his dissatisfaction when he saw the manager's stern and even somewhat sinister eyes.
After a while, a very dissolutely dressed woman rushed in, ignoring the disgusted eyes of Li Ling and others, and the happy luggage.In any case, they are the ones who have served the crown prince and the eldest prince, and they will be able to show off in the future. When they meet those benefactors, they will have the confidence to ask for more money.
Guan He walked away a few steps in disgust, and said softly: "Your Highness, General Chu, I will show my shame first."
Guan He walked up to the stage, and there were some women with various musical instruments sitting on it. He asked for a ponytail, sat down gracefully, stroked it a few times, and was familiar with the tone, and then turned to the girls behind him. With a gesture, the soft singing voice gradually spread.
"The wind is soft, the sun is thin, and spring is still early,
The jacket was in a good mood at first.
I wake up feeling cold,
The plum blossoms are left on the temples.
Where is my hometown?
Forget about being drunk.
burn while submerged in water,
Xiangxiaojiu did not disappear.
Guan He seemed to have just woken up, with a faint nasal sound, but it gave people a more lazy feeling. After singing a song, everyone was still immersed in the song and couldn't extricate themselves.Li Ling's subordinates clapped their hands and sighed: "Good words and good music, really fit the sentence, this song should only exist in the sky, how many times can we hear it in the world!"
Everyone echoed and applauded, and then looked at Chu Nan with pity. This time, he was afraid that he would fall in the hands of the First Prince again, so it was better to simply admit defeat.
Chu Nan was a little annoyed by the eyes of everyone, and said fiercely: "Our contestant hasn't sung yet, why are you so anxious!"
After all, he ignored the eyes of others, and said viciously to the so-called red card who was already stunned: "What's the matter? Are you afraid? You have to dare to lose the chain at this critical moment, and you will look good!"
The red card looked sad, and said with tears in his eyes: "At first, the servants despised this oiran, but this time I have seen it. I tied three of them, and she is better than one?"
Chu Nan quietly took out a piece of paper from his pocket, handed it to the red card, and gave some detailed instructions.The red card was a little silly, and he was stupefied without any response. Chu Nan whispered, "You want to be slutty, don't you understand? If you can lose your arms, you must show your legs again. If you sing well, I will reward you a lot."
Li Ling glanced at it, but couldn't see what was on the paper. His heart moved, and he remembered the Eighteen Touches that Chu Nan used to hum when he was a child. He pretended not to care and said, "Master Guan sang the masterpieces of ancient poets. If the red card sings some messy country slang, there is no need to compare."
Chu Nan said disdainfully: "What I arranged for her to sing is also the work of a great poet." He secretly said in his heart: "How can such a peerless work like Shibamo be so easy to appear on stage?"
The so-called red card took a few breaths, showing a self-righteous and charming expression on his face, and imitated Guan He's electronic singing:
Suyue has a small waist,
Can't help but hurt spring.
New evening makeup under the shadow of sparse plum.
Curly and graceful, what does it look like?
, A wisp of light cloud.
The song moves the vermilion lips skillfully,
Every word is charming and angry.
The peach blossoms have a deep diameter of Tongjin.
Desperately looking at the clear night moon in Yaotai,
Also sent back to the wheel.
After singing, the audience was silent, not because of the quality of the song, the key is that the word is very beautiful, but it fits the occasion very well, it looks like it is about a prostitute, especially the line "Peach Blossoms are deep in the mouth, one Tongjin", the meaning is extremely obscene, It's not just "yan", it made many Confucian scholars present blow their beards and stare, yelling at the red card for being shameless.Li Ling opened his mouth but didn't know what to say, Li Zhi and Chu Kuang were still in a daze, and half of his face was blushing after Chang Hui's red card was sung, he went to Chu Nan to beg for money and ran away quietly, leaving behind the stage A bunch of shy geishas to die for.
Elegance and vulgarity have each reached a certain level, although 90.00% of the people present are in favor of Guan He's victory, but it is really hard to say it.Li Ling didn't expect this kind of situation. He was obviously shocked by the red card's sturdy dancing posture and even more powerful music. He couldn't recover for a long time.
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