Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

In the evening there was a grand dinner on Jin'ao Island.

Although the old monk said no need, he couldn't suppress the smile on his face.

Now there is Niu Qiqiang as a military official on the island, and an old monk as a literary official on the island.

Emperor Zhang Qing was completely relieved.

With the two of them in charge, the 100,000 heavenly soldiers are coming...

Probably a little less interesting.

If Lu Ya is brought here again, then a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers will come, and they will be able to fight.

I don’t know how Xiao Shi is doing?
Don't give someone a fortune telling and then help the woman find a good husband. Thinking of this, Emperor Zhang Qing couldn't help laughing.

"Who do you want to harm again, you little demon?" the old monk came over and said.

He holds a glass of fairy juice in his hand.

This is freshly squeezed from fairy fruit and tastes very delicious.

This time the old monk drank seven or eight cups.

"I'm worried about all the people in the world." Emperor Zhang Qing said casually.

The old monk snorted coldly, "You really need to become an immortal."

"You think I don't want to!" Zhang Qingdi said angrily. "I always feel as if I am being controlled by someone to prevent me from becoming an immortal."

The old monk frowned slightly, "It seems that the opportunity has not come yet."

"Then let nature take its course." Zhang Qingdi said with a sneer.

The old monk didn't say much, and Emperor Zhang Qing stayed on Jin'ao Island for another three or four months.

The lost monkey finally contacted the little toad.

"Master, the monkey said he went to heaven."

Emperor Zhang Qing, who was originally practicing, opened his eyes and asked, "What are you going to do in heaven? Be a Bima Wen?"

"Bima Wen?" Little Toad didn't know what kind of official position this was. He shook his head and continued, "Monkey said he is now the Ichifu Star Lord.

He also said that he would take us to the heaven to play when he has the opportunity. "

"Take us to make havoc in the Heavenly Palace?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked with a sneer.

Suddenly Zhang Qingdi felt powerless.

This heaven is like a wheel, it will not hesitate to crush those who try to block it.

"Master, I'm worried that with Monkey's character, he will cause trouble in heaven." The little toad said even more worriedly.

"No, he can still cause trouble on the second day after going to heaven." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile. “A day in heaven is a year on earth.

He has only been in heaven for two days now. "

But Emperor Zhang Qing really underestimated Sun Wukong.

At this time, the monkey held a stick and beat a general until his mouth was full of blood.

"Open your dog eyes and see clearly!" Sun Wukong said angrily. "I am the Star Lord of the Heavenly Court, in charge of the Royal Horse Prison! How dare you call me a monster, no matter who you are!"

"I don't dare anymore! I don't dare anymore!" Tian Jiang said in pain.

Monkeys like to bully the strong, but they will never bully the weak.

Seeing that this guy was begging for mercy, he put away the golden cudgel.

"Get out of here quickly and don't come to the Royal Horse Prison again." The monkey waved his hand and said.

The general didn't dare to say anything that day, so he turned around and ran away, making the monkey laugh.

The monkey didn't care at all and just beat away the general.

There were other immortal officials in the Royal Horse Supervisor. Seeing the monkey's stubbornness and ability, they were all trembling with fear and did not dare to say anything at all.

Emperor Zhang Qing stayed on Jin'ao Island for a year and completely perfected the Burning Sun Technique. Then he planned to see what was going on with Lu Ya.

When Emperor Zhang Qing arrived at the small country on the clouds, he went directly to the wine shop. Lu Ya in the wine shop turned out to be a waiter. Emperor Zhang Qing couldn't help laughing.

At this time, Lu Ya looked completely like an ordinary person.

He saw Zhang Qingdi stunned for a moment.

The woman was settling accounts when she saw Zhang Qingdi suddenly became nervous. She was worried that Lu Ya would leave without saying goodbye and never come back.

"I also want to drink a pot of osmanthus wine." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

"I…"

"No!" Lu Ya snorted coldly.

Emperor Zhang Qing could see that Lu Ya was a little more popular. The woman actually smiled apologetically, she was really marrying and obeying her husband.

"Xiao Shi, are you treating your brother like this?" Zhang Qingdi is now bolder than before. In the past, he could only be called Xiao Shi, but now he calls himself elder brother.

Lu Ya was not angry at all this time and said, "There is only a little bit of osmanthus wine left, but the other wines are enough."

"Okay, you can have some other drinks," Zhang Qingdi said.

After a while, Lu Ya brought the wine, and the woman went to the kitchen to cook in person.

"How is it?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked.

"You fused their wills." Lu Ya looked at Emperor Zhang Qing and said, "Your Burning Sun is more powerful than what I taught you..."

"Stop talking about these things!" Zhang Qingdi directly interrupted him who changed the subject. "I just wanted to ask, how are you doing?"

Lu Ya drank a glass of wine to hide his embarrassment.

But in the end he said very seriously, "I got married to her. I told her that I am a god in heaven."

she does not mind…"

"Have you never thought about helping her live forever?" Emperor Zhang Qing brought a lot of spiritual fruits this time.

Lu Ya shook his head, "It can extend her life, but she can't live forever."

"Why?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked puzzledly.

"Luck!" Lu Ya replied. "Everyone has luck. Some people have deep luck and can withstand great blessings.

Some people have too little luck, and if great fortune comes to them, it will harm them. ""I see. " Zhang Qingdi said.

Otherwise, given Lu Ya's reputation in heaven, it shouldn't be a big problem to get a flat peach from the Queen Mother. However, the Peach Society will take hundreds of years, and this woman may not be able to wait.

After a while, the woman brought four plates of hot dishes and two cold dishes.

Emperor Zhang Qing took out a fairy fruit and handed it to the woman and said, "Thank you."

She looked at Lu Ya and saw the latter nodded.

Only then did she accept the fairy fruit.

That fairy fruit can help her extend her life for at least ten or twenty years. Lu Ya said to Emperor Zhang Qing, "Thank you!"

Emperor Zhang Qing was eating the food and waving his hands indifferently.

"If you want to become an immortal, you can try to experience the mortal world." Lu Ya said seriously.

"Entering the mortal world?" Emperor Zhang Qing looked at him puzzled.

"Who gave you your name?" Lu Ya suddenly asked.

Zhang Qingdi looked at him and said casually, "I did it myself."

Lu Ya didn't say much when he saw this, he just said, "Back then, my father was abandoned by Heaven. At that time, the entire Heaven seemed to reject him.

Your situation at this time is very similar to his. "

Zhang Qingdi looked up at Lu Ya...

"The only ones in the Three Realms who can see this situation are Hongjun, Sanqing, Tathagata and me." Lu Ya said seriously. "I understand it because I have seen my father's experience."

"When you say entering the mortal world, you probably don't mean entering the mortal world literally." Zhang Qingdi couldn't help but ask.

"Yeah." Lu Ya nodded.

"The entry into the mortal world I am talking about is the practice of reincarnation." Lu Ya said while looking at Emperor Zhang Qing.

Hearing this, Emperor Zhang Qing hesitated.

He has already been reincarnated. Is he reincarnating?
What if the memory of this life is lost?

"This is just my suggestion, you can decide for yourself." Lu Ya continued.

Neither of them pursued the topic further.

"Do you plan to stay with her all the time?" Zhang Qingdi asked. "Wait until she is reincarnated before you go find her?"

Lu Ya shook his head, "She won't be her again if she reincarnates."

"That's right, what if she becomes a man in the next life. It would be inappropriate for you to continue." Zhang Qingdi said after taking a sip of wine.

Lu Ya was too lazy to talk to Emperor Zhang Qing.

"Fifty years later, let's go to Wutong Palace together." Seeing that Emperor Zhang Qing was satisfied with his meal, Lu Ya said.

"Sure." Emperor Zhang Qing agreed immediately.

At this time, a guest happened to come. Lu Ya left Zhang Qingdi behind and went to greet the guests.

Zhang Qingdi looked at the busy Lu Ya and felt that even if he really wanted to join the world, he should not be a waiter. If he was a waiter, then his shop would probably be smashed eight times a day.

Zhang Qingdi finished eating and left without paying the bill.

When the woman saw that Lu Ya was still concentrating on greeting the guests, she was completely relieved.

After Lu Ya finished his work, he walked to her side and said to her gently, "Don't worry, I won't abandon you like before."

"Yes." The woman nodded gently.

"It will be of great benefit to you if you eat that fruit as soon as possible." Lu Ya continued.

"Since it's so good, I'll keep it for you." the woman said.

"I don't have to. Have you seen the sun in the sky? When it shines, I shine as well." Lu Ya said with a smile.

After hearing what he said, the woman took a bite.

She had never tasted such a delicious fruit, but she suddenly remembered something and held the fruit in her mouth without daring to swallow it.

"If I eat the fruit, I won't be able to fly up like Chang'e in the daytime."

"How can a woman like Chang'e compare with my wife? I won't be like that Hou Yi, who died so easily in the end and couldn't even protect my wife!

Just eat it. "Lu Ya said with a smile.

If Emperor Zhang Qing saw him, he would express a few words of emotion.

It had been a while since I had known Lu Ya. Emperor Zhang Qing had hardly ever seen him smile, but he actually laughed so many times today.

Alas, when the pure love god of war found his love.

Then he is the happiest person in the world.

Emperor Zhang Qing had nowhere to go, so he returned directly to Jin'ao Island.

He told the old monk about his idea of ​​reincarnation.

After hearing this, the old monk hesitated for a while.

"Why aren't you favored by Heaven?"

"Heaven is jealous of me." Emperor Zhang Qing felt that this must be the reason.

The old monk snorted coldly. This little demon is so shameless that he can say such things.

"Your shame can really resist great supernatural powers." The old monk said.

"I asked you about reincarnation. Who asked you about heaven?" Zhang Qingdi said angrily.

"Re-entering reincarnation is also a way. After rebirth, you can lose your demon body and become a human again.

But it's best to let your master take care of you when the time comes. "Old monk

"Do we still need to bother him about this matter?" Emperor Zhang Qing was actually a little reluctant to be reincarnated.

In addition to being reluctant to part with Zhu Jiuyin's template, he also thought that if he was reincarnated again...

Is he still Emperor Zhang Qing?
"You have no idea how many enemies you have in the Three Realms. I'm not sure I can protect you." The old monk said seriously. (End of chapter)