Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

The six-eared macaque was stunned by this question...

It seems, seems, probably...Master's favorite is Master Qing, and his second favorite is Little Shengge...

I was lucky enough to be ranked third, and third place is already pretty good.

You see, this little white dragon has no chance of becoming the fourth...

"Either you go find Mr. Qing...Hey, Brother Sheng is not here. Otherwise, his words will be just as effective." The six-eared macaque struck each other with fists and palms, and said with some regret.

Xiao Bailong felt that his senior brother seemed a bit unreliable.

"Don't worry, I will help you carry it to the old monk." Zhang Qingdi said to Xiao Bailong. "But I can't guarantee whether he will agree to it or not. After all, you have called me a bald donkey before."

"That's a misunderstanding!" Xiao Bailong said angrily.

And he has been educated by the ancient Buddha!
What a painful education that is, does Zhang Qingdi know?
The six-eared macaques and the others have had enough shopping, and now it’s time to return to Jin’ao Island to make cows and horses for Master Qingdi.

On their way back, they passed by Nanzhan Buzhou.

A crazy young man, everyone pointed and looked at him.

He wore a thick robe in the summer.

He sat on a stone and didn't care what others pointed at him.

He looked at the sun…

"Who am I? Who am I, where do I come from, and where should I go?"

Emperor Zhang Qing looked at the man and thought he was a madman.

The six-eared macaque stopped.

He sat directly next to the madman, "I am me! I come from where I should come from and go where I should go!"

Na Luo was stunned for a while and laughed.

Laughing and crying.

"Please take me away."

The six-eared macaque shook his head, "I will teach you a piece of the Heart Sutra, and you will feel at ease."

Zhang Qingdi looked at the madman for a while, and it turned out to be him!

Jin Chanzi reincarnated and got the Buddhist scriptures like a treasure.

Emperor Zhang Qing had the idea of ​​killing him, but he thought killing him would be of use?

"Did your master ask you to do this?" Zhang Qingdi asked after they walked away.

"Yeah." The six-eared macaque nodded.

Zhang Qingdi was slightly surprised. He didn't even pretend now. Is it so obvious?
"Master has said before that if you meet someone who is destined to be a Buddhist, you can transform into one or two." The six-eared macaque explained.

"I'm telling you." Emperor Zhang Qing didn't know whether it was the six-eared macaque who did it unintentionally, or whether the old monk had planned it in advance.

Anyway, this journey to the west is planned by all parties.

Sun Wukong and the Antarctic Immortals drank too much yesterday.

I just woke up at noon today, and the life in this heaven is so simple and unpretentious.

He looked at the little monkey lying at his feet.

Emperor Zhang Qing bought this monkey from the old monkey trickster. Strangely enough, the little monkey fed him a lot of spiritual fruits and drank a lot of fairy wine.

He just doesn't understand...

Sun Wukong felt that the monkey might be inherently deficient, so that's why. But it is precisely because of this that he can bring it up with him when he goes to heaven.

With him at least I have a companion.

Today I am going to see Pleiades Star Officer for a drink. It is said that he is very worried about his sister.

I heard from the Antarctic Immortal that his sister seems to have fallen in love with a goblin.

The goblin gave up and never looked for her again.

But when asked who the goblin was, his sister wouldn't tell her.

The monkey doesn't understand the relationship between men and women, but he also thinks that the goblin is too much!
Well, that goblin is Emperor Zhang Qing! (Note 1)

Back then, when Master Qingdi wanted to take the Jiuyang Spring, he fascinated a female demon. Mainly because the banshee was affected by the true fire of the sun.

However, after dispelling this influence, the banshee still planned to follow Emperor Zhang Qing.

But after hearing about Qing Pheasant's heel from the old monk, Emperor Zhang Qing became somewhat reluctant to take her to Jin'ao Island.

Her mother is the Bodhisattva Vilamva, and her brother is the Pleiades star official.

What if this is a sugar-coated bullet given to itself by Buddhism?

And what if the banshee doesn't let him find twenty clam girls?

Well, the last reason is the main one!
But having said that, the guy who won't let himself find Clam Girl now is this little white dragon!

Back at Jin'ao Island, the old monk had already left seclusion.

It can be seen that the old monk's cultivation has recovered a lot, and now he is probably only a small step away from his heyday.

"Pilan Po came here in the past few days since you were away."

"What did she say?" Zhang Qingdi asked.

"She said women and daughters are pitiful..." The old monk looked at Zhang Qingdi with contempt.

"Women will only influence us to draw our swords..." Xiao Bailong felt that he needed to leave a good impression on Gu Fo.

"Get out of the way, okay?" Zhang Qingdi said.

The little white dragon was speechless for a while, but for the sake of Long Jin, he could only go aside obediently.

"What you do is up to you," the old monk said.

"Master, do you still want an apprentice? At your age, if something goes wrong one day, and an apprentice takes care of you and feeds you, I'm afraid he will be too busy.

I'll find you another apprentice..." Emperor Zhang Qing really helped Xiao Bailong.

Little White Dragon's muscles twitched when he heard it!

Is this helping me or hurting me...

"You and that bullshit disciple, get out of here!" the old monk yelled angrily.

He turned to look at Xiao Bailong.

For the first time, Xiao Bailong felt murderous intent from an old monk.

"You're not the apprentice he mentioned, are you?"

Xiao Bailong subconsciously wanted to deny it, but he felt that if he denied it, he would never be able to be the disciple of the ancient Buddha.

"I want to worship the ancient Buddha!" ​​Xiao Bailong knelt down and said.

"You have some chance with Buddhism, but at best you are just a mount. What qualifications do you have to be my disciple?" Randen Ancient Buddha asked.

At this moment, the pressure of the ancient Buddha made it difficult for Xiao Bailong to breathe. If you talk about feces and urine, you will probably be beaten to death...

Then tell the truth!

"I think when I help Brother Zhang do good deeds in the future, I don't have to just watch from the sidelines!

I want my father to see that I, Ao Yu, will definitely become the pride of the Dragon Clan!
I want everyone to know that I am not a useless waste! "Xiao Bailong roared.

"Did you teach him?" The old monk put away the momentum of the Lantern Ancient Buddha and asked Emperor Zhang Qing.

"What I taught him was to pee and poop!"

"Do you think that because my Dharma is profound, you can do whatever you want?" the old monk asked ferociously.

"No, what I taught him is to respect his teachers and love his classmates!" Zhang Qingdi immediately changed his words.

Buddhism taught Mr. Qingdi to compromise...

"Okay, I'll accept you." The old monk smiled. "Ao Yu, please think more about who gave you this opportunity today."

"Of course it's me!" Zhang Qingdi said.

"Go away, don't disturb me and my beloved disciple." The old monk cursed at Emperor Zhang Qing.

Emperor Zhang Qing turned around and left. At this time, Red Boy came to see Emperor Zhang Qing.

"Shi Hu, Shi Hu, he misses you so much." Hong Hai'er said happily.

"I miss you too." Zhang Qingdi was very perfunctory.

"Shi Hu, can you take me out to play?" Hong Hai'er looked at him expectantly.

"It's not impossible." Emperor Zhang Qing was full of thoughts. "I'll go talk to your father and mother and take you out to play."

Emperor Zhang Qing finally made a decision.

"Master, Wan Sui! Wan Sui!"

"First of all, it's long live, not ten thousand sleeps! Secondly, the master's life span is at least fifty thousand years. Long live means that the master will die early." Emperor Zhang Qing said in a persuasive way.

He feels that he is a really good master...

Go talk to Princess Iron Fan and Niu Qiqiang. How can they disagree?

It's just a good time to spend a few days in the world of two people without restraint.

Moreover, if Red Boy goes out with Emperor Zhang Qing, he will gain a lot of knowledge.

Emperor Zhang Qing took Hong Hai'er and went directly to Qing Pheasant.

"Master Hu, where is this?" Honghai'er asked. "Do you need me to spread them all? Oh, no! Do you need me to spread them out to make people confused?"

"You are already very funny, so stop talking." Zhang Qingdi said.

When they reached the foot of the mountain, two fox demons blocked their way.

"Go and tell your king that Emperor Zhang Qing is here."

This name is an existence that Si Qingshan (later changed by Qing Pheasant) cannot mention.

The fox demon ran to the mountain quickly, and the green pheasant was sitting on the throne in a daze. The original palace was demolished by her because Emperor Zhang Qing said that the palace looked like a chicken coop.

"Report, Your Lady Queen! Emperor Zhang Qing is here!"

"who!"

"Zhang Qingdi!"

"You want to call him King!" Qingzhi said, "Is he alone? Do you see how beautiful my makeup is today? Does my dress look good..."

"My Lady Queen, he also brought a child."

"what!"

He got married. Did he come to me to say goodbye?
I can do small...

Do not!
Emperor Zhang Qing waited at the foot of the mountain for a while, while Red Boy took a candied haws and ate it.

"Master calls..."

"Eat your food and stop talking."

After a while, Qing Pheasant came. She was wearing a colorful dress.

"My master gave me a Jin'ao Island. I will fulfill my promise and take you to Jin'ao Island."

Is he proposing to me?
I haven't asked about the child yet, it doesn't matter as long as...

"But if you want to go to Jin'ao Island with me, it's okay. You should first collect your thoughts from me." Zhang Qingdi said.

He is still so domineering...hehehe...

"I listen to you."

"Before I become an immortal, I don't plan to have sex...I don't plan to have a relationship with the opposite sex."

"Yeah." Qingzhi nodded.

He is so determined.

"I will find twenty clam girls in the future, can you accept it?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked again.

"Yeah." Qing Zhi nodded with a blushing face.

He's in great shape.

"Okay, then there are no other problems." Zhang Qingdi said, "Look at who you want to take with you, and take them to Jin'ao Island with you."

"Who is this child?"

"He is my apprentice, his name is Honghai'er." Emperor Zhang Qing introduced, "My name is Aunt Qingzhi."

"Aunt Qingji..."

"The eloquence is indeed not as good as mine." Zhang Qingdi said helplessly.

"What a cute child." Qingzhi smiled contentedly.

Three days later, Emperor Zhang Qing took Qing Pheasant and the others back to Jin'ao Island.

Heaven…

The monkey who was drinking with Subaru Star Lord followed Subaru Star Lord and scolded the goblin a lot.

Suddenly the Pleiades Star Officer picked up the communication instrument.

"What! The goblin came to find you? Where are you now?"

Monkeys like to hear this kind of gossip the most.

"You went back with him! You've been so kind to him, what good can you get by following him! Where did this wild goblin come from! I'm going to kill him!

Why is he not even in a true fairyland! I'm going to get him now!
He, he is Emperor Zhang Qing..."

The monkey accidentally sprayed Subaru Star Lord in the face with a sip of wine... (End of this chapter)