Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

The little saint was awakened by the old monk.

"It would be better if you could let him sleep a little longer. At least he won't have to think about being beaten to death by his good friend." Zhang Qingdi said from the side.

"If you don't want to be knocked away by this punch, just shut up!" the old monk shouted murderously.

Zhang Qingdi felt that he was not afraid of him, but just didn't want to argue with him, so he shut up obediently.

"Master, I lost."

"You don't need to tell me this again, as I knew it from the beginning." Zhang Qingdi said indifferently.

"monkey…"

"Don't worry, someone will help you vent your anger.

The old... master just said that if no one helps you vent your anger, he will do it for you himself.

He plans to cut the monkey into brains and let you eat them raw.

I said you like some oil...” Zhang Qingdi said frivolously.

"Master, monkey..."

The old monk felt that what Zhang Qingdi said was too cruel.

However, if it can help the little saint vent his anger, it is not impossible to pour oil on that monkey head.

"The monkey is no longer the same monkey as it was back then." Zhang Qingdi said with emotion. "If you always look at him with the same eyes as you did back then, then something is wrong.

First of all, his current ability allows him to not abide by most of the rules. But he doesn't know that in many cases someone deliberately makes him feel omnipotent.

You can try another demon, like the Monkey King.

As your master, I certainly don’t look down on such a childish name.”

Hearing what Zhang Qingdi said, the little toad couldn't help but sigh.

"Don't be sad, now let's just wait and see what happens to that monkey." Zhang Qingdi said, looking into the distance.

"Master, will you help the monkey?" The little toad couldn't bear to ignore the monkey.

"Let's talk about it when the time comes." Zhang Qingdi said impatiently.

"But he hit my little toad, so of course he has to be punished."

The little toad laughed when he heard this.

"Next time I'll hit the monkey with a hammer too."

"Then you practice well, and I will give you both hammers." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

The little toad nodded firmly.

In the Liusha River, Ni Nian'en and Lao Sha were eating a wild boar.

"Lao Ni, your skills are getting better and better." Lao Sha no longer had the same depressed feeling as before.

Because Old Loach made him feel a different life.

Although he still gets pierced through the chest by a flying sword every seven days, Lao Sha has already adapted to it.

After each flying sword exercise, Ni Nian'en would prepare some meat for him to nourish him.

"I'm just worried that you don't like eating raw meat." Old Loach said with a smile. "It's good that you like it."

"Where does all this meat come from?" Lao Sha couldn't help but ask.

"The people near the Liusha River built a temple for me, and I used to give these tributes to the poor people nearby.

You need it more than they do now." Old Loach said with a smile.

"Lao Ni, if you plan to keep things simple, you will probably be disappointed." Lao Sha said seriously.

"Burning a cold stove?" Old Loach laughed. "Don't you look at yourself? I'm afraid your stove has collapsed a long time ago."

"Hahaha." Lao Sha took a big bite of the roasted pork leg. "My stove really did collapse."

After saying the last sentence, Lao Sha felt a little lonely.

The old loach said with some reluctance, "Don't be like this, it's not a pity that you are not a god.

Let's do more good deeds in this quicksand river, so that we can at least sleep well at night."

"You make sense!" Lao Sha said while eating the pig's head in big mouthfuls.

At this time, Lao Sha threw down the pig leg in his hand, and he was like a fish in the quicksand river.

It turned out that a child fell into the river.

Old Loach followed him slowly.

Lao Sha picked up the sinking child, and this is what the 800-mile Quicksand River is like.

A flying feather cannot float if it falls into water.

Lao Sha emerged from the water and everyone on the shore was shocked by his appearance.

The guy put the child on the shore, and when he was about to leave, he saw those mortals bowing to him one after another.

This feels very different...

Lao Sha dived into the water without hesitation.

A smile flashed across his lips.

It seems that doing good things really can help you sleep well.

When Old Loach saw this scene, a smile appeared on his face.

The next day, seven or eight fat pigs sank from the river.

"What are these fat pigs?" Lao Sha asked with some confusion.

"This is their way of thanking you." said the old loach with a smile.

"Hmph! Why would I need the thanks of these mortals?" Lao Sha said with some arrogance.

"Today, we will roast another fat pig."

"Add more spices." Lao Sha also started to make requests.

"Okay." Old Loach agreed with a smile.

Fuling Mountain, Yunzhan Cave...

Zhu Ganglie was lying on a chair drinking wine, while Sister Luan was sitting beside him pouting in dissatisfaction.

"You said Chang'e's name three times in your dream last night."

"I've already said it, he's my enemy!" Zhu Ganglie wanted to be angry, but he also felt that he was in the wrong after all.

"But you only called my name once."

"You sleep next to me, I can't miss you all the time." Zhu Ganglie really thought this female demon was annoying.

"I want you to think of me all the time." Sister Luan said unreasonably. "You are such an unreasonable woman." Zhu Ganglie put down the wine jar and said.

"You despise me!" Sister Luan started crying immediately.

This trick worked every time, and Zhu Ganglie immediately admitted his mistake in a panic.

"Then don't think about Chang'e anymore."

"Yeah, Chang'e is nothing." Zhu Ganglie said helplessly.

"That's more like it." Sister Luan said with a smile.

As she said this, she climbed into Zhu Ganglie's arms.

Zhu Ganglie laughed with his mouth wide open.

"Hate it, don't be here." Sister Luan said shyly.

So Zhu Ganglie picked her up and left.

During this period, Emperor Zhang Qing was very leisurely on Jinao Island.

In addition to practicing every day, I would go fishing with a fishing rod.

Zhang Qingdi turned to Lu Ya who was standing beside him and said, "Xiao Shi, I told you a joke before."

Lu Ya didn't think there was anything funny about Zhang Qingdi.

But he still said, "You say!"

“Well, one day the baby earthworm asked the mother earthworm, “Mom, where is my dad?”

Mother Earthworm said, your father and Master Qing went fishing." Zhang Qingdi laughed after he finished speaking.

Lu Ya wanted to laugh, but suddenly he kicked Zhang Qingdi into the sea.

Only when Zhang Qingdi came out of the sea did he react.

But Lu Ya had already left angrily.

Oh, it seems that no one will go fishing with me in the future.

After the monkey repaired the boat, he wanted to return it to the little saint personally.

But I couldn't bring myself to go to Jin'ao Island.

So he took the boat and the little fool back to heaven.

"Great Sage, let's go and have a drink."

As soon as the monkey returned to the Monkey King's palace, Jiaomu Jiao came to find him.

"How come the horn of Kangjinlong is reattached?" asked the monkey.

"Brother Kangjin's horn is healed, and he wants to apologize to you." Jiaomujiao said with a polite smile.

"Why apologize to me?" This is the monkey's nature. As long as you are polite to him, he will not embarrass you.

"Anyway, he asked me to ask the Great Sage to go and have a drink. But he was worried that the Great Sage would not give him face, so he asked me to invite him." Jiaomu Jiao's smile was sincere.

"Then let's go." The monkey felt that drinking alone was meaningless.

So he followed Jiaomu Jiao to Xingxiu Mansion.

Kang Jinlong, Dou Muxie and Jing Mu'an are all here.

On the table was the finest fairy wine, as well as many delicacies that the monkeys had never tasted before.

"Great Sage, I offended Master Qing last time. I hope you won't mind." Kang Jinlong was very humble.

"Let's not talk about the past anymore." The monkey waved his hand nonchalantly.

"Who in these three realms has the righteousness of the Great Sage?" Jing Mu'an praised sincerely.

He always felt that he wanted to deceive people.

You have to deceive yourself first...

"Come! I'll toast to the Great Sage!" Dou Muxie didn't say much and just raised his glass.

After drinking a pot of immortal wine, Kang Jinlong said with a smile, "In a few days, the Queen Mother's Peach Festival will be held. Many immortals have been invited to this event."

"The Peach Festival is the biggest event in the fairy world.

If you eat one of the peaches, you can live ten thousand years longer." Jing Mu'an also said, "We brothers all hope that the peaches can prolong our lives."

"Have you received the invitation to the Peach Feast?" The monkey had not received the invitation yet.

"Didn't the Great Sage receive it?" Jiao Mujiao asked in surprise.

"Why wouldn't the Great Sage be invited to this Peach Festival?" Jing Mu'an put down his wine glass fiercely.

"Perhaps given the Great Sage's status, it would be necessary for the Queen Mother of the West to invite him herself." Kang Jinlong said hurriedly.

"Anyway, if the Peach Festival doesn't invite the Great Sage, then don't even bother holding the Peach Festival." Jing Mu'an said angrily.

"You've drunk too much!" Kang Jinlong and others said hurriedly.

"If we don't invite the Great Sage, he will really become a laughing stock in the three realms." Dou Muxie didn't say much, but every word he said was to the point.

The monkey smiled nonchalantly and said, "To be honest, I still think drinking with you is more fun than the Peach Festival!"

This banquet lasted for seven or eight days...

The monkey left Xingxiu Mansion...

Kang Jinlong and the other three looked at each other, and they understood that their mission was accomplished.

The monkey first returned to the Monkey King's palace and looked through the documents and invitations from the past few days. As expected, there was no invitation to the Peach Festival.

He overturned the table.

He went to Pantao Garden angrily!

Since you guys don’t treat me, I’ll just eat to my heart’s content first!
He ate three or four peaches in one go, and then he felt the alcohol kicking in. So he fell asleep. This monkey was also interesting. When he fell asleep, he turned into a big peach.

On Jin'ao Island, the Immortal of the South Pole, Lu Ya, and the Ancient Buddha Ran Deng were preparing to leave together.

"Little demon, didn't the Queen Mother invite you to the Peach Banquet?" the old monk asked with a smile.

"It's just a peach that can prolong one's life. What's there to brag about?" Zhang Qingdi said viciously.

The Immortal of the South Pole pretended not to hear.

Lu Ya still remembered the story of the little earthworm and glared at Zhang Qingdi.

The old monk said seriously, "You have to think carefully about what to do next."

"I've thought about it a long time ago." Zhang Qingdi sneered. "What do you think of me leading them to the Heaven Palace to overthrow the evil rule of the Jade Emperor?"

Nanji Xianweng was so frightened that he quickly covered his ears. (End of this chapter)