Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

"I am old and deaf! I heard nothing." The Immortal of the South Pole said hurriedly.

Mr. Qing really doesn't consider himself an outsider.

"Do you want to go?" the old monk asked Zhang Qingdi.

"Of course not. These guys are living well with me. Why should I take them to die?" Zhang Qingdi asked with a sneer.

The old monk said nothing after hearing this, and the three of them rode on the auspicious clouds to the heaven...

Zhang Qingdi was quite disappointed that he was not invited to the Peach Festival. What if the monkey could really scare the Jade Emperor under the table?

I'll copy this scene later...

On the way, Lu Ya asked the old monk, "Is there any problem with this Peach Festival?"

"You will know when the time comes." The old monk said. "Just go to Yaochi. The old monk wants to meet the Taoist master."

Lu Ya felt that this Peach Festival might not be so smooth.

It is not known whether the Immortal of the South Pole is really confused or just pretending to be confused.

Anyway, he just looked like he didn't see anything.

After entering the South Gate of Heaven, I happened to meet the barefoot immortal.

"Are you two going to Yaochi?" The barefoot immortal was generous and righteous by nature.

There are many friends within these three realms.

"Where are you going, Great Immortal?" asked the Immortal of the South Pole with a smile.

“I was going to Yaochi and happened to meet the Great Sage.

The Great Sage said that His Majesty had ordered that we should first go to Tongming Palace to perform the ceremony and then go to Yaochi for the banquet. ” The Barefoot Great Immortal had no doubt at all.

The Immortal of the South Pole felt something was wrong.

He looked at Lu Ya, who said expressionlessly, "In that case, let's go to Tongming Palace first."

“You can always perform the ceremony in Yaochi.” The Immortal of the South Pole reminded.

"How could what the Great Sage said be false?" said the barefoot immortal innocently.

So all the gods met along the way were brought to the Tongming Palace.

Zhang Qingdi was still fishing on Jinao Island.

At this moment, there was a noise behind him. He knew it was the crazy Taoist priest before he turned around.

"Master, let's go fishing together."

"I'm fine with fishing, but I don't want to hear your jokes." The crazy Taoist said with a smile.

"How can I tell that joke to Master?" Zhang Qingdi said with a smile. "At most I can tell it to Second Uncle Master when I have a chance."

"Hahaha, you can tell it next time when Tongtian and I are here. Your second uncle will love to listen." The crazy Taoist couldn't help but laugh.

Emperor Zhang Qing prepared a fishing rod for the crazy Taoist.

The crazy Taoist was stunned for a moment and said, “Back then, Gui Ling loved fishing for dragons here.

If you catch them, don't kill them but keep them as they are.

She has a quick temper, but a very good heart.”

Zhang Qingdi naturally wouldn't ask, what happened to Senior Sister Gui Ling?
What happened? Of course he died.

During the Battle of Conferred Gods, she had a fierce battle with Guang Chengzi, but was no match for the Fan Tian Yin and her true form was revealed. She was then expelled from the palace by the Patriarch Tong Tian and was not allowed to enter the palace to attend lectures.

But he still followed Master Tongtian in the Zhuxian Formation and the Wanxian Formation.

In the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, he defeated Juliusun with the Sun and Moon Pearls and chased him to the west. On the way, he met the Western leader Jie Yin Taoist and was subdued by him with his rosary.

Finally, it transformed into its original turtle form, and the Taoist Jie Yin ordered the White Lotus Boy to subdue it. However, when the Taoist boy unfolded a small bag to collect it, the Taoist Mosquito sucked the turtle's flesh and blood dry.

It’s pure bullshit to say that Bai Lian Tong didn’t do it on purpose!
The most interesting thing is that the whereabouts of the Mosquito Taoist is still a mystery! The Crazy Taoist has looked for him, but he just can't find him.

This Taoist Mosquito is also quite famous...

He was originally the incarnation of the blood-winged black mosquito, a fierce beast from the primordial world. He called himself the Mosquito Taoist. During the Conferred Gods War, the Mosquito Taoist was captured by the saint Zhunti Taoist and was put into a bundle by Jie Yin Taoist.

However, due to the negligence of the White Lotus Boy, the Mosquito Taoist escaped and sucked the blood of the Turtle Spirit Mother.

Afterwards, he flew to the Western Paradise and absorbed the third of the Twelve-Grade Golden Lotus of Merit, the spiritual treasure of the Western religion.

Jie Yin and Zhunti told Tong Tian that the Mosquito Taoist was beheaded.

Zhang Qingdi would never believe this...

"Disciple, shall we compete?" the crazy Taoist said with a smile.

"Comparing what?" asked Zhang Qingdi.

"Let's see who can catch a fish first." suggested the crazy Taoist.

"Of course." Zhang Qingdi agreed immediately.

In fact, Zhang Qingdi was willing to spend more time with the Crazy Taoist, but he was unwilling to come to Jin'ao Island before.

His whereabouts were like a dragon that was hard to find. He stayed in Beijuluzhou for a while, but after Han Xin gained a foothold, he disappeared.

The crazy Taoist didn't mention the bet. He checked the fishhook and threw it directly into the sea.

They naturally don’t use land to fish…or earthworms.

"You are indeed not compatible with the Four Swords of Zhu Xian." The crazy Taoist said while looking at the sea. "You have been fond of playing with the sledgehammer recently, and I, your teacher, don't think there is anything wrong with that.

But are you going to hand over the hammer to Xiaosheng now?"

"Well, I plan to become a swordsman again." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

"Sword cultivator? Don't you want a sword?"

"I asked the Nine-Headed Insect to refine it for me." Zhang Qingdi replied. "But he said it would take some time to prepare."

"I have a ready-made sword here." said the crazy Taoist.

Zhang Qingdi took a look and saw that the crazy Taoist obviously did not have any sword.

Just as he was about to speak, the Mad Taoist said with a smile, "But whether you can make it recognize you depends on your ability."

"Qingping Sword?" asked Zhang Qingdi.

"Yes!" The crazy Taoist nodded. "Back then, it was said that the Qingping Sword was shattered by Zhunti's Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree!

Is the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree capable of crushing him?"

The crazy Taoist said domineeringly.

"What about the Qingping Sword?" Zhang Qingdi asked. "First go fishing." The crazy Taoist laughed. "Does my disciple know how to use a sword?"

"I know a little." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

"Then I will teach you the sword." The crazy Taoist stood up and held the fishing rod with one hand.

The moment the crazy Taoist grabbed the fishing rod, Zhang Qingdi's hair stood up. At that moment, Zhang Qingdi felt that his life and death depended on the mad Taoist's thought.

The crazy Taoist swung the fishing rod gently!
I saw that the sky and the sea were cut in half.

"how?"

"My disciple can only speak worldly words, and worldly words cannot describe this sword." Zhang Qingdi said seriously.

"If anyone says my disciple has a foul mouth again, I will chop off his mouth with the Zhuxian Sword!" said the crazy Taoist with a big laugh.

"No need to do that." Zhang Qingdi also laughed. "Whoever said that my disciple has a bad mouth, I will chop him with my sword myself!"

The master and the disciple laughed together.

After laughing, Zhang Qingdi closed his eyes and began to recall the sword just now.

According to Zhang Qingdi's understanding, he understood it quickly.

He held the fishing rod with both hands, ready to imitate.

He felt some movement on the seabed!

It turns out that the Qingping Sword has always been on Jinao Island!

But it's not on the island, it's in the sea.

The crazy Taoist didn't expect that Zhang Qingdi would comprehend this sword so quickly.

He nodded with satisfaction.

In the past, he would have been somewhat envious of the talents of his second-old disciples.

But after taking in Zhang Qingdi, he was no longer envious at all.

Zhang Qingdi held the fishing rod tightly with both hands, and endless sword energy came from the fishing rod.

But now Emperor Zhang Qing is not afraid at all.

He directly guided the sword energy into his body, and his dantian actively absorbed the sword energy.

Zhang Qingdi stood like this for seven or eight months!

Finally he lifted the fishing rod up, and a sword flew out of the sea.

I saw that the sword was three feet six inches and five points long, the sword body and the scabbard were all black, and there were green lotus flowers covering them!

The Qingping Sword, together with the Taiyi whisk and the Sanbao Yuruyi, is a symbol of the three pure ones, namely Tai, Yu and Shang, and the three religions of Chan, Jie and Ren, which are one and the same.

This Qingping Sword is also a top-grade innate treasure.

How could such a precious sword be shattered by the Seven Treasures Magic Tree?

"Your name is Qingping, and my name is Qingdi. Just from the names, we seem to be destined to be together. Come! Come into my hands." Zhang Qingdi said as a matter of course.

The Qingping sword actually flew into Zhang Qingdi's hands.

All of a sudden!
The sword energy broke through the sky, but the Qingping Sword was still unsheathed!
"Hahaha, I have someone to take over my legacy." The crazy Taoist laughed. "Disciple, do whatever you want!

You have a master and a sword!

What else is there to be afraid of? "

"I understand, Master." A smile appeared on Zhang Qingdi's face.

In the Tongming Palace of Heaven, the Jade Emperor is very angry!
It should be said that he seemed very angry.

The monkey completely ruined the Peach Festival. Nan Ji Xian Weng asked Lu Ya in a low voice, "Where do you think the monkey is now?"

"I don't know. Didn't Li Tianwang go to Yaochi?"

At this time Laojun also came.

"Your Majesty, the five gourds of golden elixir I refined were eaten by that monkey." Laojun tried not to pretend to be anxious.

He simply remained indifferent as always.

The Immortal of the South Pole felt that this monkey was simply seeking death.

You disrupted the Peach Festival. If you can seek the protection of the Taoist Ancestor, you might still have a chance to survive.

You dare to steal Daozu's golden elixir...

That’s not right. Is it so easy to enter Daozu’s Tushita Palace?

Can every move in heaven escape the eyes of Daozu and Jade Emperor?

The Antarctic Immortal sensed a conspiracy.

But he immediately revealed his anger as if he shared a common enemy!

Lu Ya still had that dead face.

"Your Majesty, that evil monkey stole the immortal wine and fruits and went to the lower world." At this time, Li Tianwang walked into the Tongming Palace.

The Queen Mother of the West also appeared after a while.

"Your Majesty, I want justice from you! That evil monkey ruined my Peach Festival, it will never be the same again! You let it go because of your kindness and compassion!" Queen Mother of the West said angrily. "Most importantly, he also ruined a lot of peaches..."

"what!"

Many immortals who were counting on the peaches to extend their lives also cried out.

"Li Tianwang!" the Jade Emperor shouted.

"I'm here!" Li Tianwang seemed prepared.

"Go and capture that demon monkey for me! If he dares to resist, kill him on the spot!" the Jade Emperor shouted murderously.

Then the Four Heavenly Kings, in cooperation with Li Tianwang and Nezha Prince, called upon the twenty-eight constellations, the nine stars, the twelve zodiac signs, the five direction Jie Di, the four valued officials, the stars of the east and west, the two gods of the north and south, the five mountains and four rivers, and the stars of the whole sky, a total of 100,000 heavenly soldiers.

Eighteen nets were spread out in the lower world, and the gods immediately led their troops out of the heavenly palace.

Go straight to the Flower-Fruit Mountain!

The monkey was having a banquet with the demon king of the seventy-two caves and his monkeys and grandchildren.

Suddenly the little fool let out a sharp cry.

Woke up the drunk monkey.

He rubbed his eyes and looked up. One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers had already arrived at Huaguo Mountain! (End of this chapter)