Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

After subduing the monkey, the Heavenly Court held a Heavenly Peace Conference.

These gods eat, drink and have fun, but they also like to come up with a name.

At this Heavenly Peace Conference, the Jade Emperor really respected Tathagata.

In fact, the Jade Emperor's plan is very simple, it is nothing more than a means of suppressing Taoism with Buddhism. But this is an open conspiracy, so the Three Pure Ones can only put some obstacles in the way.

The Jade Emperor personally poured wine for Tathagata, and the Queen Mother presented peaches to him.

The Taoist Patriarch actually gave Tathagata a gourd of elixirs.

"Boss, why are you flattering him?" Tongtian Jiaozhu said in a low voice.

But even the heavenly soldier holding the halberd heard it clearly.

Yuanshi Tianzun felt helpless. He was now increasingly unable to understand Daozu's methods.

He originally thought that Laojun would use the monkey to completely destroy the Jade Emperor's last dignity. A monkey was indeed a bit embarrassing.

But if Zhang Qingdi is added, and the Three Pure Ones add fuel to the fire...

Then there is really great potential for this matter.

But Yuanshi Tianzun didn't expect that the final outcome would be like this.

At this time, Master Tongtian seemed to have heard something.

He stood up and shouted, "Tathagata! Your disciple A-Nan is colluding with Taoist Mosquito!"

The Patriarch Tongtian slapped the Four Swords of Zhuxian hard!
That monkey is really useless. He made a big fuss in Heaven but didn't accomplish anything. Otherwise, I will teach them an example.

The Jade Emperor didn't react at all, as if he didn't hear it.

Tathagata put down the peaches and said, "When Taoist Mosquito converted wholeheartedly, I felt pity for him and spared his life!

"Then why did you join forces to harm my disciple!" Tongtian Patriarch's Zhuxian Sword was about to be unsheathed.

"That little demon stopped me from rescuing the Heavenly Palace, so A'Nan and Taoist Mosquito took action." Tathagata said without any sadness or joy.

"Brother San, stop it! It's just children's nonsense, why do you have to bring it up here?" Lao Jun tried to stop them. "I'm telling you clearly, this is just children's fighting!

No matter who suffers, no more nonsense is allowed."

“Hmph!” Master Tongtian snorted coldly.

"How is Tathagata?" Daozu turned around and asked.

"Just do as Daozu says." At this time, Tathagata didn't know the situation over there.

The Heavenly Peace Conference continued, with the gods eating peaches and drinking happily.

But many Taoist gods did not get any peaches.

When they asked, they found out that they were harmed by monkeys. Naturally, they were unhappy, but there was nothing they could do.

Suddenly, Tathagata looked towards the Five Elements Mountain.

At this time, Zhang Qingdi's voice came. "If this monkey suppresses you for one year, he will accompany you for one year!"

The entire Antian Conference suddenly fell silent.

Master Tongtian couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Yuanshi Tianzun also laughed twice.

The Jade Emperor's expression was really ugly, but what could he do...

Lu Ya also got a peach, and he naturally recognized Zhang Qingdi's voice.

Suddenly he remembered the joke Zhang Qingdi told.

Zhang Qingdi is not that monkey!

It’s not the earthworm that went fishing with Grandpa Qingdi!

The Peaceful Heaven Conference ended in an unsatisfactory way. The Jade Emperor suppressed his anger and personally sent Tathagata out of the West Heaven Gate.

Zhang Qingdi and the little toad stood at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.

The monkey looked at them and forced a smile on his face.

"I'm curious, how did you poop and pee when you were trapped under the mountain?" Zhang Qingdi asked. "Oh, I forgot! After becoming an immortal, you don't need to poop or pee anymore, so there won't be any problems."

monkey…

The little toad seemed even more miserable than the oppressed monkey.

Zhang Qingdi sneered and said, "Why are you sad? He brought this upon himself."

Finally he found the land of Wuxing Mountain.

"This monkey is my friend." Zhang Qingdi said straight to the point. "No one asked you to feed him iron juice or iron pills, right?"

The land was so frightened that it kept shaking its head.

This gentleman even pressed An'nan, one of Tathagata's ten great disciples, under the mountain.

Is that suppressing other people's disciples?

That would be a slap in the face of Tathagata.

"Grandpa Qingdi is joking. I will definitely take good care of the Great Sage." The land god said flatteringly.

"Very good, you have room for improvement." Zhang Qingdi nodded with satisfaction.

At this time, Xiaosheng said, "Master, I want to stay here with the monkey."

"Do you need me to build a mountain for you and press you under it?" asked Zhang Qingdi.

It can be seen that Grandpa Qingdi is not in a very good mood.

The little toad built a thatched hut next to the Five Elements Mountain.

Every day he either practiced beside the Five Elements Mountain or got some fruits for the monkey to chat with him.

The kind-hearted little toad would occasionally give Ah Nuan some fruit.

After a while, they actually became friends.

Zhang Qingdi did not return to Jinao Island, he went directly to Guanjiangkou.

Yang Erlang looked at Zhang Qingdi with some guilt.

"That monkey..."

"Don't worry, Brother Yang. I just came here to have a drink. What happened to the monkey is not your fault." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

Yang Erlang said nothing more and took out his treasured wine.

Zhang Qingdi and Yang Erlang got drunk.

After drinking in Guanjiangkou for five or six days, Zhang Qingdi went to Nanzhanbuzhou again.

Now was the time when Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty.

Zhang Qingdi’s favorite restaurant was no longer there, and he was somewhat disappointed as he planned to go back.

Not far away, the two brothers passed by Zhang Qingdi.

Zhang Qingdi turned around and looked at the two brothers with interest.

"Gentlemen, do you know any delicious roast lamb restaurant nearby?" Zhang Qingdi asked.

The brothers were both very handsome and looked like ordinary men.

Of course, this is what mortals see. In Zhang Qingdi’s eyes, it is a completely different scene.

The purple mist above his brother's head was almost condensed into water. Liu Yan looked at Zhang Qingdi and laughed, "The best roasted lamb in Nanyang County is made by my family's chef.

Sir, would you like to come to my farm and have a seat?"

Zhang Qingdi agreed immediately.

"Zhang Qingdi." Master Qingdi introduced himself.

To be honest, this name has appeared in history books, and Old Liu often used Zhang Qingdi to endorse himself, saying that he was the Red Emperor.

Sima Qian's Records of the Grand Historian also records that Emperor Gaozu met the Green Emperor at Mangdang Mountain, was given immortal fruit, and took away the military genius Han Xin.

However, everyone thought that Han Xin was secretly killed by Empress Lü, and because they were afraid of a bad influence, they changed the history books.

Liu Yan didn't think about it that way for a moment.

After Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, he became increasingly unpopular.

Liu Yan and a group of Han disciples were eager to do something.

He was placed with high hopes by the entire family since he was young, while his younger brother Liu Xiu was much more ordinary.

Liu Xiu was startled when he heard the name Zhang Qingdi.

His first reaction was that his family's plan to rebellion had been exposed and someone had sent this guy to test him.

But he looked at it for a long time and finally gave up the idea.

Because after all the probing, this guy only cares about roasting lamb...

When Liu Xiu arrived at the farm, he roasted the sheep himself.

Liu Yan was a little surprised. He just felt that Zhang Qingdi had an extraordinary bearing and must have some abilities, so he wanted to make friends with him.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Wen personally roasted the lamb for him.

This is a great honor.

"Mr. Zhang, where are you from?" Liu Yan asked.

"My home is in Dongsheng Shenzhou." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

"Dongsheng Shenzhou?" Liu Yan suddenly reacted.

This person claims to be Zhang Qingdi...

But it is too unbelievable for gods to come down to earth.

But if he rebelled, he could use the White Emperor to subdue the Green Emperor and pass on the Mandate of Heaven to him...

Thinking of this, Liu Yan became excited. He even admitted that this guy was a charlatan.

"Is the lamb leg almost done?" Zhang Qingdi said. "Show!"

"Mr. Zhang, my name is Wenshu," said Liu Xiu.

"I understand, Xiu." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

"Are you really the Green Emperor?" Liu Yan asked excitedly.

"I am Zhang Qingdi, not Qingdi." Zhang Qingdi corrected.

"Then why do you want to see us two brothers?" Liu Xiu asked tentatively.

"I'm not asking where the roasted lamb is delicious. Tell your chef that it's good. Isn't he your brother?

And you're also a part-time cook?"

The two brothers looked at each other.

Well, he has the spirit of a charlatan.

Liu Xiu first gave the leg of lamb to Zhang Qingdi.

Zhang Qingdi tasted it and found their sauce tasted good.

So he started eating it with the lamb leg.

"Don't look at me like that. I don't eat for nothing." Zhang Qingdi said.

"It was Emperor Gaozu who asked you to descend to the mortal world..." Liu Yan asked tentatively.

"What ability did Liu Bang have to make me go down to the mortal world!" Zhang Qingdi said while eating lamb legs. "But your Liu family is good at grilling meat. His grilled chicken was also delicious back then."

The two brothers hesitated...

These are not recorded in history books...Why did Emperor Gaozu roast a chicken for him?

Liu Yan felt a little regretful. He should have roasted a lamb for him earlier.

But he doesn't know how to roast a lamb.

Only Uncle Wen knows about everything.

Zhang Qingdi finished a whole roasted lamb by himself.

"It tastes good! Show!" Zhang Qingdi nodded with satisfaction.

"Don't try to test me. It was just a coincidence that I met you. If you hadn't invited me, we would have missed it.

I am not a charlatan, so of course I can’t help you with anything.”

The little toad gave the magic fruit to Liu Bang unintentionally.

If Emperor Zhang Qing gave them the immortal fruit, the consequences would be too great.

"But you can't eat the roasted lamb for free." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

He looked at Liu Xiu, stretched out his finger and lightly touched Liu Xiu's forehead.

"In the next life-and-death situation, just say 'Master Qingdi' and I can save you once." Zhang Qingdi disappeared immediately.

He needed to digest the mosquito after swallowing it, so he returned to Jin'ao Island and went into seclusion.

Heaven…

The Three Pure Ones gathered in the Tushita Palace.

Yuanshi Tianzun hesitated for a while, and finally asked, "Big Brother, why did the monkey's rampage in the Heavenly Palace end like this?"

Laojun did not rush to answer.

At this time, Master Tongtian also spoke up, "Yes, if it weren't for my disciple, Tathagata would have been the one to steal the show this time."

"Qing'er's performance this time was indeed unexpected." Laojun nodded with satisfaction.

"If you give Qing'er some help, Your Majesty will lose face." Yuanshi Tianzun said meaningfully.

Laojun glanced at Yuanshi Tianzun, and he naturally understood Yuanshi Tianzun's thoughts.

Finally, he sighed and said, "Do you think I'm hiding something from you?"

"Boss, you have hidden a lot of things from us." Tongtian Jiaozhu said with a smile.

Laojun glanced at them, and said with some emotion and helplessness, "I have observed the operation of the Way of Heaven for ten thousand years, and now I can be sure that Buddhism will spread eastward and flourish!"

"Impossible!" Yuanshi Tianzun stood up immediately.

Tongtian Sect Master, on the other hand, seemed indifferent.

"Second brother, the law of nature is reincarnation, and even a saint cannot stop it."

This volume is over! (End of chapter)