Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

What was supposed to be a happy gathering of fellow teachers and students ended in failure.

Yuanshi Tianzun swore that he would never go fishing for dragons with these two guys again, and would never listen to their jokes!

No! From now on, anyone who dares to tell me a joke will be killed!

Use the Three Treasures Jade Ruyi to kill him fiercely!

After Zhang Qingdi left Heaven, he went to the Five Elements Mountain.

As long as the Great Sage is pressing down at the foot of the mountain, the Little Sage has no idea where to go.

"Oh, Your Excellency the Monkey King, you have been here for more than two hundred years. I guess you like this Five Elements Mountain very much." Zhang Qingdi would always be sarcastic every time he came here.

The monkey used to get angry every time, but now he has become numb.

"Master Qing, what delicious food did you bring me?" The monkey ignored his ridicule.

Zhang Qingdi gave the monkey a pot of fruit wine brewed on Jin'ao Island.

The monkey took a sip and said it was refreshing.

"Where is the Little Saint? Did he go to see A'Nan again?" Zhang Qingdi asked after looking around.

"There's a demon in the town ahead, and they asked the little saint to subdue it." The monkey said as he drank the wine. "The fairy wine from our Jin'ao Island is much better than that from heaven."

"That's right! No matter how much food and drink there is on Jin'ao Island, it won't be pressed here." Zhang Qingdi said with a sneer.

monkey…

He no longer responded to Zhang Qingdi and just drank by himself.

The next day, the little saint came back with a crane monster.

It was a female crane, and it was obvious that she was very unconvinced.

She stabbed the little saint with her sharp beak, and the little saint's whole body was shining with golden light, and her sharp beak could not break the golden light at all.

Xiaosheng slapped the female crane to the ground, and she became much more obedient after she got up.

Zhang Qingdi asked with amusement, "Is this the food for tonight?"

Upon hearing that, the female crane pecked at Zhang Qingdi. Zhang Qingdi's big butt was much more terrifying than Xiaosheng's, and he slapped the female crane to the ground with one slap.

Zhang Qingdi’s fierce fight was accompanied by the aura of thunder.

The female crane fainted from fright.

Xiaosheng took out a lot of food. Zhang Qingdi saw a plate of good jerky, so he took it and started eating it himself.

Seeing that the monkey also wanted to eat, Zhang Qingdi fed it a few slices.

"Where did you get this chick?" asked Zhang Qingdi.

"She is a wild demon practicing in the nearby mountains." Xiaosheng didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Have you been with monkeys for so long that you can't speak human language?" Zhang Qingdi asked elegantly.

Little Saint...

monkey…

“She has her eyes on a human, but she has not yet transformed.

That human naturally didn't want to be with her. So she danced in that person's yard every night. "Little Saint said with a smile.

“The family was frightened and came to me.

The ancestors of that family had grazed cattle here and had given me and the monkey wild fruits to eat, so I went there and helped them catch the crane monster. "

Zhang Qingdi also found it interesting after listening to it.

The crane demon woke up at night, and she planned to sneak away while they were asleep. She wanted to ask the guy why he didn't like her.

She saw that these guys were too careless, so she prepared to flap her wings and fly away.

Bang! She crashed hard into a patch of golden light.

She fainted again...

"Is this guy crazy?" Zhang Qingdi asked with amusement.

After the crane demon woke up again, she couldn't help crying.

The little saint gave her a fruit, but the crane monster was too proud to eat it.

"If you promise me that you won't look for that person again, I will let you go." The Little Saint said to the Crane Demon.

The crane demon originally wanted to eat the fruit, but after hearing this, he immediately stopped eating it.

Zhang Qingdi said with interest, "This guy is quite courageous. Let's stew him tonight."

After the crane demon ate Zhang Qingdi's big cunt, she was terrified of Zhang Qingdi. When she heard that Zhang Qingdi wanted to eat her at any time, she was trembling with fear.

But she felt that if she couldn't die with that person, then she would just die. The only regret was that she couldn't see that person before she died.

"Why not help her?" asked the monkey.

"I would like to press you under the mountain for tens of thousands of years. Can you help me do that?" Zhang Qingdi asked the monkey.

The monkey shut up immediately after hearing this.

Yes, this crane monster wants to be with me.

But that person doesn't want to...

Zhang Qingdi looked back, and when he stretched out his hand, a young man came up from the bottom of the mountain to the middle of the mountain.

Seeing this young man, the crane demon cried out in joy.

"Several great immortals." He looked at everyone with some fear.

When he saw the crane monster, his eyes were somewhat complicated.

"You came just in time. We plan to stew her! Let's eat together." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

"Master, can you let her go?" the young man asked hurriedly.

"Let her go? She will still harass you." Zhang Qingdi said.

Upon hearing this, the young man turned and looked at the crane demon.

The crane demon felt very aggrieved, and the young man said helplessly, "In the next life, if you become a human, or I become a demon.

Can we be together again?"

After hearing this, the crane demon was ready to smash his head against the wall and die.

Zhang Qingdi snapped his fingers and saved the crane monster.

"You also think love-brain is bad, are you ready to smash it?"

These guys didn't understand Zhang Qingdi's sarcasm.

The young man walked up to the crane demon, was a little scared, but finally hugged her.

“Don’t die! Don’t die!” The crane demon couldn’t stop crying.

The little toad looked at Zhang Qingdi, who snorted coldly.

Xiaosheng took out a spiritual fruit, crushed it and shot the juice directly into the mouth of the crane monster. The crane monster let out a cry of love, and then she began to transform.

In the end she became a beautiful woman.

The young man looked at her stupidly.

"I'm transformed now, we can be together." The crane demon said happily. "Are you willing?"

"I'm willing." The young man put his coat on the crane demon.

Zhang Qingdi looked at the young man with disdain.

The crane demon knelt down in front of Zhang Qingdi and the others.

She cut her forehead and three drops of bright blood flowed from it.

"This is the deadly poison I made. It's the only thing I can offer." She said sincerely.

Xiaosheng naturally didn't want it, but Zhang Qingdi suddenly said, "I want one drop!"

Xiaosheng and Monkey looked at Zhang Qingdi. The poisonous blood was like a joke to Zhang Qingdi.

What does he want this thing for?
"More than two hundred years later, there will be a monk coming from the East. You will put this drop of poisonous blood into his food." Zhang Qingdi conspired loudly.

The crane demon was stunned. She didn't want to kill anyone.

"Don't worry, someone will naturally save him when the time comes. I was the one who asked you to poison him, so the consequences are mine and it will not have any impact on you." Zhang Qingdi said seriously.

"Okay." The crane demon didn't dare to refuse.

Emperor Zhang Qing sent them away with a wave of his hand.

"Master, A'Nan can hear you." Xiaosheng reminded.

"Really? Then I'll go chop that bald donkey to pieces." Zhang Qingdi asked.

"Use my golden hoop! It's a good opportunity to kill a bald donkey to cheer us up." The monkey immediately became interested. "Master Qing, why is that monk who went to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures here?

It would be better if you use the phase poison, but the crane monster's poison may not work."

It can be seen that the monkey is disgusted with the bald...monk.

"That monk is going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, and he will rescue you on the way." Zhang Qingdi said calmly. "You are right, I will use the phase poison when the time comes."

"Ah!" the monkey shouted immediately. "Master Qing! Grandpa Qingdi, please spare his life!"

This is what Laojun said, Zhang Qingdi is not afraid of being known by others.

How can you obtain the true scriptures without going through hardships!
Ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties are still not enough!

Master Qing will make it a perfect number for you by letting you experience one hundred and eight great tribulations of Luotian first.

"Master, are we going to go to war with Buddhism?" asked the Little Saint.

"That's right. I love peace the most. How can I make things difficult for Buddhism?" Zhang Qingdi said unhappily.

The little saint thought of the golden-winged Dapeng and the golden cicada, and the fate of these guys.

He felt that the master was indeed a peace-loving person.

"If a war breaks out, I can already defeat Arhat." The Little Saint said seriously.

"Master Qing, wait for me to come out! Let's fight to the Western Lingshan Mountain. How about you be a gentle and easy-going Buddha for all eternity?" the monkey said excitedly.

"Forget it, I don't like these two hairstyles, bald head and curly hair. Just go to the West to obtain the scriptures obediently when the time comes." Zhang Qingdi said.

The monkey was helpless. Could he not become a Buddha if he had long hair?
Zhang Qingdi left the next day. He left Liangjie Mountain and went directly to Xiniu Hezhou.

He went straight to the Flaming Mountain!

In the past, this place was covered with green trees and it was like spring all year round.

Now it has become a desert, and Emperor Zhang Qing looked at these poor people.

He told Xiaosheng that the monkey was not allowed to eat peaches for the rest of his life.

"It's time to let Niu Qiqiang and Tieshan come back." Zhang Qingdi murmured to himself.

Niu Qiqiang yawned out of boredom.

Now that there is no more war in Beijuluzhou, he wants to return to Jinao Island.

Naturally, he felt annoyed being with Princess Iron Fan every day.

But he missed her a lot after not seeing her for such a long time.

Miss her! Miss the farmland!

Suddenly Niu Qiqiang’s communication magic weapon rang.

Emperor Zhang Qing asked him to select five hundred elite soldiers and teleport them directly to Jin'ao Island.

Niu Qiqiang thought he had come back to life and immediately became energetic.

The five hundred demon soldiers he chose were the elite among the elite.

The next day, I was teleported to Jin'ao Island.

Niu Qiqiang was shocked when he saw Jinao Island. How could it have changed so much?

In the past, Jin'ao Island was a paradise on earth.

The current Jin'ao Island is more like a monster that is a combination of magic and machinery.

The five hundred demon soldiers were settled, and the six-eared macaque told Niu Qiqiang that Zhang Qingdi would arrive in the afternoon.

So Niu Qiqiang went to plow the land... It was obvious that Princess Iron Fan also wanted to be plowed. In the afternoon, Zhang Qingdi looked at Niu Qiqiang who was a little weak. He could understand it, after all, he hadn't seen his wife for such a long time.

"I need you to go back to Cuiyun Mountain." Zhang Qingdi said straight to the point.

"Okay!" Niu Qiqiang and Princess Iron Fan agreed without hesitation.

They had already entrusted their lives to Zhang Qingdi.

Now that Zhang Qingdi said they should attack Lingshan, they did not hesitate.

“There is now a Flame Mountain near Cuiyun Mountain.

When the monkey was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he kicked over the master's alchemy furnace. A brick from the furnace fell there and became the Flaming Mountain.

Now, there is no spring or autumn in the Flaming Mountain, and it is hot all year round. There is a flame of 800 miles, and no grass grows around it.

If you can cross the mountain, even if you have a copper skull and an iron body, they will turn into juice. "

Niu Qiqiang and Princess Iron Fan remembered the palm-leaf fan.

"But do we need to put out the fire?" asked Princess Iron Fan.

"If we don't let the monkey feel it, then this fire will be wasted." (End of this chapter)