Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

Zhang Qingdi and the monkey watched Zhu Ganglie plowing the land, and naturally they would not help the pig-licker.

"Why are you here? But this guy has offended you, so I'm going to beat him up first." The monkey mainly wanted to find a reason to beat him up.

"Stop provoking me. Master Qing is the god I respect the most." Zhu Ganglie said while working.

The monkey didn't know what made this fool so eloquent.

"What's the next step?" asked the monkey.

"Wait until he finishes plowing the land, then you can go wherever you need to go." Zhang Qingdi said. "I'm going to treat Gao Cuilan's illness."

Zhu Ganglie spent a whole night to plow the land.

The monkey then took him to see Tang Seng.

"Master, this guy was also found by the Bodhisattva to protect your disciple who is going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures." The monkey said with a smile.

"Since you have followed my good deeds and want to be my disciple, I will give you a Dharma name so that I can call you morning and night." Tang Seng knew very well that one monkey would not be enough for the journey, so he agreed immediately.

The monkey left last night and he was frightened all night.

This pig demon looks ferocious and it is obvious at first glance that he is a good disciple.

"Master, the Bodhisattva has touched my head and given me the precepts. I have also been given the Dharma name Zhu Wuneng," said Zhu Ganglie.

Who are you? Just give me a name!
"Good! Good! Your brother's name is Wukong, and you are called Wuneng. They are both sects in my Dharma." When Tang Seng heard that it was the Bodhisattva who gave these names, he could only give a thumbs up.

"Master, I have taken the Bodhisattva precepts and abstained from the five pungent and three abominable foods. I have been fasting at my father-in-law's house and have not eaten any meat. Today I have seen you, Master, so I will break my fast."

Hearing this, Monkey glanced at this guy. This guy used to look smart, but now he pretended to be stupid.

"No! No! Since you don't eat the five kinds of meat and the three kinds of disgusting food, I will give you another name, and call you Bajie." Tang Seng suddenly liked this silly pig demon.

"I'll follow your orders, Master." Bajie said happily.

Seeing that he liked the name he gave him, Tang Seng was even happier.

Old Master Gao was in mixed feelings. The demon son-in-law whom he had always been afraid of was finally leaving. He should have been happy.

But for some reason, he couldn't feel happy.

They were originally planning to leave immediately.

But Old Man Gao still invited them to stay for a meal, and Gao Cuilan cooked the meal herself.

After dinner, Zhu Bajie said, "I have worked for your family for many years and never asked for wages.

I haven't touched Cuilan at all. I'm leaving today. I just want a shoulder pole, is that ok?"

"Of course." Old Man Gao felt a little embarrassed.

Because of the lesson of Sister Luan, Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan were not actually husband and wife. Gao Cuilan also hated him, so he was even more unwilling to touch her.

Old Master Gao watched Tang Seng and his companions set off, and he breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, the plague god was sent away.

I don’t know where that idiot Gao Cai has gone. The goblin has left, but he hasn’t come back yet.

Gao Cai looked at the black-robed man in front of him. He satisfied all his fantasies about gods.

"Great Immortal, please save my young lady." Gao Cai knelt in front of Zhang Qingdi.

"What's wrong with your young lady?" Zhang Qingdi asked knowingly.

Gao Cai repeated the words he had prepared earlier, which were nothing more than that his young lady was being entangled by a demon, and he hoped that Zhang Qingdi could help them capture the monster.

"Okay, fifty taels!" Zhang Qingdi didn't sound like a charlatan at all.

There is no way a charlatan would force his way through like that.

When Gao Cai heard the price, he didn't dare to make a decision.

"The Taoist priest I met yesterday only wanted five taels of silver."

"Then go find him." Zhang Qingdi snorted coldly.

Gao Cai did want to hire him at first, but this boy was clever and went to inquire elsewhere, only to find out that the old Taoist priest was just a liar with no skills.

"I dare not promise you so much silver, but if you go back with me, my master should be willing to give it to you." Gao Cai said to Zhang Qingdi.

"Well, it's not easy to do business nowadays," said Zhang Qingdi.

"Master, what is your name?" Gao Cai asked.

"My name is Zhang Qingdi."

"This name sounds like the name of a god." Gao Cai couldn't help but praise. "I have been out for some time. I was delayed for a few days on the way because of an illness.

Otherwise, I might not have met you."

"If you don't run into me, you might run into someone else." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile. "Of course, if you die of illness, no one will be able to run into you."

Highly talented...

Is this how all immortals speak?

Old Man Gao sat in the hall with a sad face. He had originally planned to wait for another year or so, until people had forgotten about Zhu Bajie, and then he would find a good family for his daughter.

But who would have known that just a few days after Zhu Bajie left, his daughter would fall ill with a strange disease.

He always says that there is another person in his body.

She was getting weaker day by day and was about to become useless.

Many people were disgusted by the fact that Old Man Gao drove Zhu Bajie away, so some people said that Zhu Bajie was not a demon, but a King Kong who guarded the house.

Now that he is gone, Gao Laozhuang is no longer viable.

The rumors were getting more and more numerous, and Old Man Gao was getting worried.

Could it be that I was really wrong?

"Ah! I didn't drive your husband away! Don't kill me! Don't kill me!" Gao Cuilan let out a heart-wrenching scream.

Old Man Gao had no choice but to have him locked up in the attic in the backyard.

"Master Zhang, our Gao Village is really great. I'm afraid you have never been there..." "I've been there, but when I went there it was not called Gao Village." said Zhang Qingdi.

"When my grandfather was a child, our place was called Gao Laozhuang." Gao Cai said with a frown.

"I went there hundreds of years ago." Zhang Qingdi really didn't lie.

Gao Cai fell silent upon hearing this, and no one knew whether he believed it or not.

After walking for a day, they finally arrived at Gao Laozhuang, where people seemed to be in a state of panic. It was nothing like the paradise Gao Cai had described.

"Is that demon making trouble?" Gao Cai asked with some concern.

"Gao Cai, where have you been? I haven't seen you for a long time." Someone met him and asked.

"I went out for a while." Gao Cai naturally would not tell them the truth.

Zhang Qingdi followed slowly.

When we arrived at Old Master Gao's house, we saw that Old Master Gao seemed to have aged by ten years.

He used to be full of energy and had not a single gray hair on his head.

Now he has a head full of white hair.

"Master, how come you look like this after not seeing you for a month?" Gao Cai asked crying. "Did that demon harm the young lady? I, I want to kill him!"

"Don't talk nonsense, that's a deity who came down to earth." Old Master Gao said, a little exhausted. "And he has already left with the two holy monks."

"Ah? I also found a real immortal." Gao Cai didn't expect that things would end up like this.

"Then why are you like this?"

"Alas, Cuilan fell ill as soon as the immortal left. She became crazy and kept saying that there was another person living in her body." Old Man Gao burst into tears as he said this.

"Could it be that he is possessed by an evil spirit?" Gao Cai couldn't help but ask. "That's perfect. The immortal I invited can really exorcise evil spirits."

Hearing this, Old Master Gao said, "Please come in! Please come in!"

"Master, that immortal will only make a move if he gets fifty taels of silver." Gao Cai said in a low voice.

The whole Gao Village knew how stingy his master was.

"As long as Cuilan can be saved, I will give you any amount of silver!"

So Zhang Qingdi was invited in. He looked at the snacks served to him, picked up one that looked delicious and tasted it.

It has a strong ghee smell but is very flavorful.

After eating a meal of Zhang Qingdi and drinking a sip of tea, Gao Cai helped Old Man Gao out.

"Master Zhang, the situation has changed." Gao Cai said to Zhang Qingdi.

"Did that demon beat and kill your young lady?" Zhang Qingdi asked elegantly.

"No no!"

Gao Cai quickly recounted what had happened.

After Zhang Qingdi finished speaking, he said, "I have three solutions for this disease, the best, the middle and the worst."

"What's the best strategy?" Old Man Gao asked anxiously.

Zhang Qingdi looked at him and said, "Buy yourself some tonic medicine, then marry his eighteen concubines and have a few daughters.

As for that, let her fend for herself. This is the best way so I can save some money…"

This is such a damn good plan!
After hearing this, Old Man Gao almost fainted.

He glared at Gao Cai and asked, "Is this the expert you fucking hired?"

"Master Zhang, please stop joking."

"You were quite ruthless when you drove away the pig monster. Why are you so cruel when it comes to you?" Zhang Qingdi said sarcastically.

Upon hearing this, Old Man Gao’s face turned red.

"Zhongce! Your daughter is not possessed by evil spirits. She is the reincarnation of a demon from Fuling Mountain. In the previous life, the demon and the pig demon were husband and wife.

When the goblin was reincarnated, his two souls merged into one.

Unexpectedly, both souls regained consciousness.

In the past, when the pig demon was around, her former wife was at ease letting your daughter's soul oppress her. Now that the pig demon is gone, she will naturally make your daughter's life difficult.

I can wipe out your daughter's soul and let the demon take over her body. You can get a demon daughter, and when the pig demon comes back from his pilgrimage, you can also get a demon son-in-law. Isn't that wonderful!

Then your family can live happily together."

"Can't we erase the demon's soul?" Gao Cai asked.

"Yes." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile. "The question is, have you lived long enough?"

"What does this mean?" Gao Cai asked.

Old Master Gao doesn't really want to talk to Zhang Qingdi now.

"Why do you think the pig demon left so casually? Why did it help you plow the land before leaving?" Zhang Qingdi said with a smile, "The pig demon's ability is average, but it can eat your entire village without spitting out the bones."

Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

The gentle and easy-going Qingdi Master is so considerate to his customers, giving them three choices at a time...

"Is there no other way?" Gao Cai asked with a wry smile.

"Yes." Zhang Qingdi said casually.

"I can separate their souls and find a body for the female demon. But the demon needs someone to take care of her. I think your family is too greedy and unwilling to take care of her.

Of course, the most important thing is that this method is too troublesome and requires five hundred taels!"

(End of this chapter)