Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

Tang Monk and his two demon disciples walked across the 800-li Huangfeng Ridge, and further west was the Pingyang area.

Time flies, summer passes through autumn, some cicadas chirp and the willows are broken, and the fire flows westward.

Finally they saw a huge wave of water with surging waves.

The big river blocked their way.

"The river is very wide, but there are no boats passing through it. Where can we cross the river?" Tang Seng rode on his horse and looked around for a boat to cross the river.

"This river is so rough that I'm afraid no boat can cross it."

The monkey jumped in the air and looked through the shade of his hands.

"For me, this river is easy to cross by just twisting my waist. But for Master, it is extremely difficult to cross and it would take me ten thousand years to do so." After saying this, the monkey returned to Tang Seng.

"This river seems endless, I wonder how wide it is?" When Tang Seng heard the monkey say this, he felt a little dissatisfied.

"It's about eight hundred miles away," the monkey replied.

"Brother Monkey, can you tell just by looking at it with your eyes? Are you kidding us?" Zhu Bajie always liked to argue with monkeys whenever he had nothing to do.

"To be honest, my dear brother, your grandpa Sun's eyes can often see good and bad luck on a thousand miles away during the day, and can see evil spirits a hundred miles away at night.

I don’t know how far this river is, but I can see that it is eight hundred miles wide.”

Tang Seng said angrily, "It doesn't matter if we can see the width of the river. What I care about is how we can cross the river."

After Tang Seng finished speaking, he suddenly saw a stone tablet on the shore.

When the three of them looked at it together, they saw three seal characters on it, which read "Liusha River", and four small lines of regular characters on its belly:

Eight hundred quicksand realms, three thousand weak water depths.

Goose feathers cannot float, and reed flowers sink to the bottom.

"Master, there are two river god temples here. They look dilapidated, but why are there still people worshipping here?" the monkey said in surprise.

Tang Seng dismounted from his horse and walked into the temple.

The temple is divided into two rooms, one of which is dedicated to an old man with a kind face.

There is also a room dedicated to the river god, who looks ferocious.

The river god had fluffy red hair, two round eyes as bright as lamps, a face that was neither black nor blue, but indigo. He was wearing a goose yellow cloak, a pair of white vines tied around his waist, and held a very majestic staff in his hand.

There were many offerings in front of the altar of the kind-looking old river god, but there was not even an altar in front of the ferocious river god.

After seeing this scene, Zhu Bajie snorted coldly, "How foolish the world is, they only care about appearances!"

"Amitabha." Tang Seng put his hands together.

"Oh, you idiot! You probably say that because you are ugly." The monkey said with great pain.

Zhu Bajie's heart was really hurt.

He thought that this monkey might be the descendant of Emperor Zhang Qing...

"How to cross the river?" Tang Seng ignored the quarrel between his two disciples. He was only concerned about how to cross the river.

"Master, let Monkey Brother carry you on his back and ride on the cloud to go over." Zhu Bajie said with a smile.

"Wouldn't it be a good idea for me to carry my master to Lingshan?" the monkey asked with a sneer.

"That's great!" Zhu Bajie said with a smile. "I can go back earlier to see my second sister!"

"Second sister? Is she the enchantress with big breasts and strong body?"

"Bimawen! You've gone too far!" Zhu Bajie was furious.

"Pig-headed monster, do you want to try your grandpa Sun's stick?" The monkey has disliked him for a long time.

Seeing that his two disciples were about to have a PK in the Imperial City, Tang Seng hurriedly said, "Stop arguing, you two!"

The monkey snorted coldly and put away the stick.

Zhu Bajie said nothing more.

Tang Seng felt very tired. It was difficult to lead a team with so many people.

"Master, I understand what Wukong means.

The most important thing on this journey is to be sincere, and not to be lazy or slack off." Tang Seng said while riding on his horse.

"Master, your Buddhist teachings are profound. I understand it now after you explain it to me." Zhu Bajie immediately smiled. "Master, how many Buddhist scriptures did you read to achieve such a high level of cultivation?

How can I, Old Pig, reach even one tenth of Master's realm?"

"Hahaha, Bajie! As long as you devote yourself to Buddhism, you will achieve enlightenment one day." Tang Seng likes Zhu Bajie's silly look.

Dedicate yourself to Buddha?
Look at that female Bodhisattva with big breasts!

The monkey cursed in his heart countless times, but he didn't speak again. The master and the apprentice were so affectionate, it was inappropriate for him to say too much.

"Master, I will find the land here. Let him see if there is any solution." The monkey quickly gave a solution to the problem.

"Okay." Tang Seng nodded.

The monkey made a gesture and after a while the ground came out.

"Grandpa Great Saint." The land god immediately bowed. "Elder Tang."

"Hey! Can't you see me, old man?" Zhu Bajie said dissatisfiedly.

"Master, I am too blind to recognize you."

"I am..."

"It doesn't matter who he returns to." The monkey interrupted Zhu Bajie directly.

Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Seng aggrievedly.

Tang Seng was concerned about how to cross the river and had no intention of comforting Zhu Bajie.

"Land God, do you think there is any way to cross this Quicksand River?" the monkey asked directly.

"There is no way!" The old land master said directly. "Has no one ever crossed the Quicksand River after so many years?" Tang Seng asked in disbelief.

The old landowner pointed to the river temple and said, "Hundreds of years ago, there was an old river god in this river."

Old Loach cannot be considered a river god, but the old land man still likes to call him that.

"The mud river god always helps people who need to cross the river and carries them across. There was an immortal in heaven who violated the rules and was banished to this quicksand river.

The mud river god took good care of him, and they helped people cross the river together. If someone accidentally fell into the water, they would also help.

The river god temple was built by the people living nearby." The land god said with a sigh.

"What happened next?" asked Tang Seng.

"Later, the mud river god was killed by two Taoist priests. Since then, there has been no river god in the Liusha River."

"Isn't there another one?" Tang Seng asked with some expectation.

"That man no longer saves people!" said the land god.

The monkey probably understood, and he asked with a smile, "Who is the guy who violated the heavenly law? He couldn't have flirted with the fairy and was banished to the mortal world, right?"

"Of course not. Although the goblin has a bad temper, he at least has some dignity." The old landowner said with a smile.

Zhu Bajie stepped forward and grabbed the land god, "Who is shameless! Who is shameless!"

At this time, the Quicksand River quickly became turbulent.

Suddenly a monster jumped out of the river!
The demon looked exactly like the ferocious river god.

The monster came to the shore in a whirlwind and reached out to grab Tang Seng.

The monkey quickly hugged Tang Seng and glared at the monster, who then dared not come forward.

Zhu Bajie dropped his burden, drew out his iron hammer, and started beating the monster.

Sha Wujing used his magic staff to hold it.

The two of them were on the bank of the Quicksand River, each trying to be a hero.

Zhu Bajie's spiked rake swung wildly and fiercely!
But Sha Wujing's skills were also quite strong. The staff in his hand seemed to have a tremendous force, and it was so strong that Zhu Bajie couldn't gain any advantage for a while!
The two of them fought back and forth for twenty rounds, but there was no clear winner.

The monkey said to the old land god, "Land god, please help me take care of my master."

"Great Sage, you may overestimate me." As he said this, the old land man went into the ground.

The monkey had no choice but to protect Tang Seng. The white horse kept neighing. The monkey gave it a kick and the horse shut up.

But when the monkey saw Bajie fighting with the monster, he gnashed his teeth in hatred, rubbed his hands and sharpened his fists, and could not help but want to hit him.

Finally the monkey pulled out his stick and said, "Master, just sit there and don't be afraid. Wait for me to play with him."

"Wukong! Wukong! Don't abandon your master!" Tang Seng shouted.

The monkey whistled and jumped forward.

Sha Wujing and Bajie were fighting at their best and it was hard to tell who would win.

The monkey swung the iron rod and hit Sha Wujing on the head.

Sha Wujing turned around hastily and dodged, diving into the quicksand river.

"Brother Monkey! Who asked you to come? That monster is getting slower and slower and can't stand my attack. I will have captured him in three to five rounds! He saw how dangerous you are and fled in defeat. It's all your fault!" Zhu Bajie was deliberately making trouble.

"My dear brother, I will tell you the truth.

"Since the Yellow Wind Monster was defeated, I haven't played with a stick for the past month. I saw how sweetly you fought with him, and I couldn't help itching to play with him, so I jumped over to play with him. But the monster didn't know how to play, so he left." The monkey also felt guilty, so he didn't argue with Bajie.

At this time, a person flew over from a distance.

The monkey recognized it immediately; it was the God of Luojia Mountain.

Seeing that it was him, the monkey secretly complained in his heart, does the Bodhisattva have no one else to help him? He always lets this guy come...

"Great Sage! Tianpeng! I am here to help you conquer the demons." said the God of Luojia Mountain.

After the Luojia Mountain God finished speaking, he took out a gourd.

The gourd could actually float on the quicksand river.

The monkey and Zhu Bajie stood on the gourd, and the Luojia Mountain God shouted to the Flowing Sand River, "Sha Wujing, your master is here!

Why don't you come out quickly!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Sha Wujing came out from under the water.

As soon as he saw that it was the God of Luojia Mountain, a smile appeared on his face.

"Great Immortal, I'm sorry to have come so far to welcome you." Sha Wujing said politely.

"Stop talking nonsense. The Bodhisattva has told you before that if you become a disciple of Tang Monk, you can avoid the pain of the flying sword piercing your chest. Tang Monk is here today.

Why don't you become my disciple quickly?" asked the Luojia Mountain God.

"I didn't know they were the ones seeking Buddhist scriptures. I only saw this monkey with a hairy face and a thunder god's mouth and this ferocious and ugly pig demon." At this time, Sha Wujing had a string of skulls hanging around his neck.

Exactly nine!

The Luojia Mountain God didn't waste any words with him. "Take off the skull hanging around your neck and this gourd, and make a boat according to the Nine Palace Knots. Then you can ferry the pilgrim across the Weak Water."

"Okay." Sha Wujing nodded in agreement. "Where is my master? I want to go see him!"

Luojia Mountain God smiled, turned around and pointed, the smile on his face froze in the middle of his words, "Your master is right here... Amitabha, where is your master!"

"Big Brother, Master has been captured by a demon!" Sha Wujing quickly got into character.

The monkey looked at the luggage on the shore, but could not see any trace of Tang Seng and the white horse.

"That river temple is gone too!"

"Who dares to touch the River God Temple!" Sha Wujing was furious.

It was obvious that the river god was missing, which made him more anxious than Tang Seng's disappearance. (End of this chapter)