Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

Tang Seng clasped his hands together and refused directly.

But the woman was unwilling to give up, so she introduced her family business.

Cattle and sheep, paddy fields and fertile farmland.

Even if we talk about the characters in the later pig-killing scams, they are not as good as the old woman's words.

Tang Seng was unmoved, and the monkey was just watching the show.

Sha Seng thought to himself that it would be great if Tang Seng could agree. Then he could go back and ask Lao Ni to be the river god.

After taking a look, Zhu Bajie pretended to drool with fascination.

But he felt in his heart that if this was what Zhang Qingdi did, he would really despise him!
Unless you are a fool, how can you be fooled!

But this old woman has a really nice ass!
Seeing that Tang Seng showed no expression, the woman smiled and said, "I was born on the third day of the third month of the Dinghai year at the hour of You. My late husband was three years older than me, and I am 45 years old this year.

The eldest daughter’s name is Zhenzhen, she is twenty years old this year; the second daughter’s name is Aiai, she is eighteen years old this year; the third youngest daughter’s name is Lianlian, she is sixteen years old this year; none of them has been betrothed yet.

Although the little woman is ugly, fortunately the little daughter is pretty and knows how to do needlework.

Since my husband had no children, I raised them as my sons. When they were young, I taught them to read some Confucian books and they also knew how to write poems and couplets.

Although he lives in a mountain villa, he is not a very vulgar person. I think he can accompany the four elders. If he is willing to open his arms, let his hair grow long, and become a head of the family, wearing silk and brocade, it would be better than the black robe, snow shoes and cloud hat of the bowl!"

Oh, this is still the story of a widow!
Zhu Bajie felt sad in his heart, if it weren’t for my second sister Luan, I would definitely join them in making the fake play real!

We can't let their hard work go to waste.

Speaking of who is playing the woman, everything else suits my taste, but I don’t know if it’s worthy of being made…

"Second Brother! Second Brother! Wipe your saliva! It's almost flowing onto the ground." Sha Wujing couldn't help but remind him again.

When the woman saw Zhu Bajie like this, her smile became even wider.

Tang Seng took one look and could not help cursing, "You evil beast! We are monks, how can we be tempted by wealth and fame, or pay attention to beauty? What's the point of that!"

The monkey couldn't help laughing.

I just felt that the scolding was good, but it was not satisfying enough.

"Master, why not leave Bajie here and let him be someone else's son-in-law. It's not like he hasn't done it before." The monkey deliberately teased.

Zhu Bajie sipped his saliva and said, "Brother Monkey, please don't laugh at me. Although I was tempted just now, my master gave me a wake-up call, and I dare not be tempted again.

Master, Bajie knows he is wrong! "

"It is a great honor to know your mistakes and improve them!" Tang Seng said with a gratified smile. "Female donor, my four disciples and I are all praying to the Buddha with one heart!
I hope you won’t say that again…”

"I think you have never seen my daughters, and you think they are not good-looking, so you are trying to refuse." The woman shook her head and said, "Let me show you my daughters first! Come out, daughters!"

In his previous life, Tianpeng was dragged by Liu Bing to a brothel, and the mother in the brothel was the same!

As soon as the woman finished speaking,

The air was filled with fragrant breeze and the sound of rings and pendants jingling. The woman's three daughters came out. Zhenzhen, Ai'ai and Lianlian came out a little shy but still bowed to the pilgrim.

Three women stood in a row in the hall, facing upward and worshiping.

They were indeed beautiful, with long eyebrows and bright complexion. They were charming and graceful.

Cherry blossoms bloom in the half-smile, and orchids and musk waft as she walks slowly. Her hair is full of pearls and jade, and countless hairpins are trembling; her body is full of subtle fragrance, and she has a delicate gold hairpin with flowers.

The appearance of these three women made Zhu Bajie feel dazed.

They look 70% similar to Chang'e.

To put it in a more literary way, Sister Luan is Zhu Bajie's red rose, and Chang'e is his white moonlight!
"What? You still don't want to stay?" the woman asked with a smile.

Tang Seng's heart was as solid as a rock, and the monkey smiled mockingly.

Sha Wujing hid to the side, afraid that Zhu Bajie's saliva would flow onto him.

But this time Zhu Bajie did not drool, but took a long time to come back to his senses.

"Then the elder with the long nose and big ears, aren't you willing too?" The woman thought that she might as well cheat anyone she could.

"Sorry, I have a wife! And I'm a monk!" Zhu Bajie replied.

Listen to what people say!

The woman frowned slightly; she didn't expect this to be the result.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

The woman's expression changed. Who could find this place and break their ban?
But at this time, all the pilgrims were there, so she could only get up and open the door.

After the woman left, the three women looked at each other and hid behind the screen.

The door opened and the woman looked at the guy in front of her.

The man was holding an umbrella and wearing a brocade flying fish suit.

She couldn't tell what dynasty the clothes came from.

He held an embroidered spring sword in his hand and said directly, "There are evil spirits everywhere in this place, can you please let us in for a cup of hot tea?

Don't worry, we are not bad guys, we are the emperor's personal soldiers, the Jinyiwei!"

Zhang Qingdi was bullying these four people who didn't know much about the world. The woman hesitated, but she still let Zhang Qingdi in. There was a young man following behind him.

They were Zhang Qingdi and Xiaosheng, but their appearances had changed. Even the monkey couldn't tell.

The woman led them into the hall.

After Zhang Qingdi glanced at Master Tang and his three disciples, he immediately drew his sword!

"Where did this goblin come from!"

Tang Seng naturally had never seen the Jinyiwei wearing the flying fish costume.

But when he saw that they were government officials, he immediately explained, "We are here to obtain Buddhist scriptures from the West under the order of His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Tang Dynasty in the East, and these three are my disciples.

They are ugly, but they are definitely not bad people."

Tang Seng said calmly, "You're kidding. Those monsters are not afraid of the Tang Emperor! But which of these small countries dares not to give face to the Tang Dynasty?"

Have you asked these small countries if they know what the Tang Dynasty Iron Cavalry is?

After checking the pass, Emperor Zhang Qing clasped his fists and said, "Sorry! I am the emperor's personal guard!
I am a professional demon slayer, I am sorry for offending you just now."

"It's okay." Tang Seng said.

Zhang Qingdi turned to look at the woman and asked, "You are really brave, these three masters look fierce.

Even I, a man who often fights against demons, was scared.

Not only are you not afraid, but you also bring them into your home?"

Tang Seng also looked at the woman.

At this time, Zhu Bajie said naively, "You should be more polite to these ladies! They treat us very well and even want to marry their daughter to us."

"Oh?" Zhang Qingdi let go of the knife. "I heard that this place used to be a mass grave. I never heard of anyone living here.

On the contrary, some of the survivors said that there was a demon in this place who liked to disguise herself as a woman and force people to marry her three daughters.

Then they will remove the tendons and skin of the deceived person and eat him alive!"

Tang Seng stood up and stood beside the monkey, shouting firmly, "Bajie, Wujing, take action! They are demons!"

The woman was stunned. How did I become a goblin?

This woman was none other than the Mother of Mount Li, who held a very high status in Taoism.

But her reputation is not as great as her disciples, such as Zhong Wuyan, Fan Lihua, Mu Guiying...

This difficulty was exactly what the Four Saints were doing to test their Zen hearts. The Mother of Mount Lishan, Guanyin, Manjusri and Samantabhadra all wanted to test the hearts of these four masters and apprentices.

In the end, only Zhu Bajie failed the test.

This should be the earliest pig-killing plate in history...

The Mother of Lishan had planned to reveal her identity directly, but if she revealed her identity after the test, it would be called omnipotent supernatural power.

What the hell! I was mistaken for a demon, and now what happened when I finally revealed my true identity!
At this time, the three girls ran out together. Tang Seng urged, "Hurry up! Don't let them run away!"

Sun Wukong's head was buzzing. If a fight really broke out, it was hard to say whether they would be able to escape.

"I'm afraid this is a misunderstanding!" said Lishan Laomu.

"Look at the knife, goblin!"

The embroidered spring sword was unsheathed and chopped towards Guanyin.

Zhang Qingdi's strike was somewhat based on personal grudges.

A knife is out!

Guanyin recognized Zhang Qingdi.

If you let Guanyin and Zhang Qingdi fight here, Guanyin really can't afford to lose face.

She snapped her fingers and Zhang Qingdi retreated seven or eight steps.

"Elder Tang, these four monsters are very powerful! If we don't join forces, we may not be able to get out of here today." Zhang Qingdi said.

"Bajie! Wujing! Didn't you hear it?" Tang Seng said anxiously.

Even though it endangers himself, Elder Tang is still very determined to subdue the demons and eliminate the evil.

Zhu Bajie! Neither Sha Wujing nor others are fools...

They felt something was wrong from the beginning, but if you told them that these four were goblins, they would never believe it.

But the master is so anxious, if they don’t take action now, the master will probably cause trouble for them.

The nine-toothed rake was thrown at Lianlian.

The crescent shovel was directed at the woman.

Zhang Qingdi continued to strike with his sword.

"Let's go first today!" Zhenzhen said.

Even if I win, I can't explain it...

As I said before, when the test is over, they will naturally tell Tang Seng and his disciples that this was a tribulation for you.

But after being troubled by this troublemaker, it would be too low to introduce myself now.

After saying this, the four people disappeared, and Zhang Qingdi had no intention of chasing them.

He just shouted at the four people, "You evil monsters are moving too fast! Otherwise I will chop you all to pieces!"

The monkey looked at Zhang Qingdi and felt that he looked familiar.

But he did not pretend to be the owner, and sure enough, after a while, the house disappeared.

This is how they changed.

As soon as they left, everything returned to its original state.

"It's really a demon!" Tang Seng sighed. "If it weren't for my master and this lord, we might have been caught.

But I am very happy that none of you were seduced by the goblin."

The monkey nodded helplessly. He thought that the Bodhisattva should not blame him. Who made Tang Seng have mortal eyes?

Before daybreak, Zhang Qingdi also retreated with Xiaosheng.

The Lishan Laomu and several others looked very unhappy.

"That was Zhang Qingdi's transformation." Guanyin said. "We will wait for him on the way back to Jin'ao Island and ask him why he did that!"

Samantabhadra and Manjusri looked at each other and said, "We both have some things to do, so we will go back first."

It would be very awkward for Manjusri and Samantabhadra to meet Zhang Qingdi.

Besides, this time it has no impact on them.

After that they left...

Lishan Laomu thought Zhang Qingdi was interesting, "I didn't recognize him at first.

His name has been mentioned a lot over the past thousand years, so it would be nice for me to meet him today."

Guanyin looked like she was going to raise an army to call for punishment.

As a result, they waited for a long time, but there was no sign of Zhang Qingdi.

Finally, after Guanyin found Galan from the Westward Journey Security Team, she learned that Zhang Qingdi had no intention of returning to Jin'ao Island at all. He went directly to Wuzhuang Temple!
No matter how powerful Guanyin is, she would not go to Wuzhuang Temple to cause trouble for Zhang Qingdi.

"Hahaha, this little demon is really interesting." Lishan Old Mother laughed. "Since we are not destined to meet, I will go back."

Guanyin bowed slightly, and the Mother of Lishan disappeared.

In Wuzhuang Temple, Qingfeng Mingyue served Zhang Qingdi attentively.

Zhen Yuanzi had already said that there was no difference between meeting Zhang Qingdi and meeting him.

Zhang Qingdi said this after he split the Five Elements Mountain with his sword.

As long as you have the ability, your sworn brother will treat you as well as his own brother.

"Brother Xiaosheng, you haven't finished telling me the story you told me last time you came." Qingfeng said with a smile.

In the past, they would have had a hard time looking at the little toad, but now? He is already a little saint...

"Where is my elder brother?" Zhang Qingdi found a cushion to sit on and sat down carelessly.

"The Great Heavenly Venerable Yuanshi wants to talk about the Hunyuan Dao Fruit, so the master has gone to the Miluo Palace." Qingfeng replied with a smile.

The little saint took out the magical fruit from Jin'ao Island and gave them to them.

"The master said that if the second master comes, he will let us tell you that he only has you as his sworn brother in the three realms and he will not be sworn brothers with anyone else." Mingyue said happily while looking at Guozi.

Nowadays, the fairy fruit of Jin'ao Island is quite famous in the three realms.

It is only slightly worse than peaches and ginseng fruit.

For Qingfeng and Mingyue, they might not be able to eat even one ginseng fruit in a thousand years. The fairy fruit from Jin'ao Island can be eaten frequently, and it is of great benefit to them.

Every time the little saint comes, he never comes empty-handed.

They are naturally willing to call him Little Saint Brother...

"Well, that puts my mind at ease." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile. "I'll stay in Wuzhuang Temple for a few more days and wait for some friends to come."

"You can stay as long as you want." Qingfeng said happily.

"Who is the friend you are waiting for?" Mingyue asked curiously.

"Fool, you forgot what the master said before he left.

It must be the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi." Qingfeng said.

"Wasn't Jin Chanzi sent to reincarnate by Master Qing?" Mingyue asked puzzledly, "How can they be considered friends?"

"I am best at turning enemies into weak ones!" Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

To transform an enemy into a child means to eat the enemy and let him reincarnate...

"Master Qing is still the best."

There is a side hall of Zhang Qingdi in Wuzhuang Temple. Because Zhen Yuanzi kept saying that Jin'ao Island had good feng shui, Zhang Qingdi asked him to choose a hill.

Zhen Yuanzi prepared a side hall for Zhang Qingdi in Wuzhuang Temple.

But Emperor Zhang Qing had never lived here before, and this was his first time living here. Looking at the layout of this side hall, it was obvious that Zhen Yuanzi had really taken great pains to do so.

Xiaosheng is very familiar with this place because he lived here before.

Zhang Qingdi lay comfortably on the bed.

Tang Seng and his disciples did not feel comfortable at all, because after they continued on their journey, they did not see any other people along the way.

Tang Monk ate wild fruits and mountain peaches along the way!
He felt that if he didn't eat some carbohydrates, he would turn into a monkey. (End of this chapter)