Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

Zhang Qingdi strolled down the mountain, and on the way he saw a snake catcher catching a white snake.

There were quite a few small snakes in his bamboo basket.

"How much are these snakes for?" asked Zhang Qingdi.

"Five cents for a small snake. I won't sell this white snake. I plan to use it to make wine." The snake catcher said with a smile.

Zhang Qingdi looked at the white snake and couldn't help but think of the shepherd boy again.

I'm afraid I've overdone it...

"Everything in this world has a price. I think this white snake is very slippery and pleasing to the eye. I plan to take it back and roast it for eating. Name your price!" Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

The snake catcher laughed when he heard this.

"You bought so many snakes, so I'll give you this white snake as well." The snake catcher said, pinching the white snake's seven inches. "But be careful, this white snake is very smart."

Zhang Qingdi paid the money and took all the snakes away.

"You give me a white snake, and I will give you a dream." said Zhang Qingdi.

The snake catcher was confused. After watching Zhang Qingdi walk away, he suddenly felt itchy all over and scales suddenly grew on him.

He actually became a snake!

The snake catcher thought it was a dream, but he couldn't wake up.

Then he saw himself!
I was catching a snake, and he was caught before he could escape. My hands were really strong, and I couldn't move after they were pinched.

"Take this white snake back home and hang out in the bar." He said with a smile.

Hiss hiss hiss…

In the dream, he turned into a snake and screamed anxiously, but was still thrown into the wine jar. He felt suffocated and felt like he was about to die.

He soaked himself in alcohol and died!
If this were told in the underworld, I'm afraid no one would believe it.

Just at this moment, a voice suddenly rang out.

"I am also a snake in my true form, but you catch snakes just to survive. So there is no right or wrong. I just hope that you can be more kind in the future..." Zhang Qingdi's voice sounded.

The snake catcher suddenly opened his eyes and found himself sleeping under a tree.

He subconsciously touched his neck, and then quickly felt for the copper coins in his sleeve. After taking them out and counting them, he found that there was no shortage, and he was relieved.

"Let's catch fewer snakes next time. This dream is too real."

Later, the snake catcher only caught poisonous snakes that could harm people, and his life became increasingly prosperous.

Emperor Zhang Qing said to the snakes, "Don't hurt anyone unless it's absolutely necessary!"

Many snakes have not yet developed their intelligence, so it is useless for Zhang Qingdi to say anything.

He helped them to open their minds, and after explaining it once, he let them go. The snakes kowtowed three times to Emperor Zhang Qing, who accepted it calmly.

However, the white snake showed no intention of leaving.

"God, God! Can you accept me as your disciple?" The white snake asked Zhang Qingdi.

"No." Zhang Qingdi refused decisively.

This white snake has a tenacious temperament and it just crawled on the spot and refused to move.

"My disciple has finally awakened his spiritual wisdom and has been breathing for two or three hundred years, hoping that one day he will be able to achieve enlightenment and ascend to become an immortal." The White Snake said to Zhang Qingdi sincerely.

"Maybe you don't want to become an immortal in the future, but instead want to find a man to live with." When he said this, Zhang Qingdi felt inexplicably guilty.

After all, it seemed like I had ruined someone's marriage, but on second thought, I had saved her practice.

"Disciple, I don't understand what you mean by finding a man to live with." White Snake asked ignorantly.

He is also a white snake that has not yet transformed, so he really doesn't understand these things.

"Do you really want to become my disciple and practice cultivation?" asked Zhang Qingdi.

"Yes!" replied the White Snake.

At this time, Erlang Zhenjun came riding on a cloud, carrying a tiger demon.

As soon as Yang Erlang landed, he threw the tiger demon to the ground.

"With only one or two thousand years of cultivation, I still have to fight against those guys in the Heavenly Palace." Yang Erlang said indignantly. "They say this guy is causing trouble, but he just occupied a mountain.

I didn't kill him, and I'll leave Master Qing to you."

"What are you doing to me!" Zhang Qingdi said impatiently.

Yang Erlang smiled and said, "Roaring Sky Dog has received a reward from the Heavenly Court, so it is not appropriate for him to stay on that mountain any longer."

"Xiaotian Dog has received the reward and asked you to come and subdue the monster.

"Who is the master of the two of you, and who is the dog of the two of you?" Zhang Qingdi asked curiously. This is really what Zhang Qingdi asked. Why don't you try someone else?
"Stop talking nonsense!" Yang Erlang said angrily, "If you don't care, I will kill this beast!"

The tiger demon looked at Zhang Qingdi pitifully.

The white snake shrank her head, she didn't recognize Erlang Zhenjun.

But she knew this tiger king.

This mountain king has great magical powers and has never been heard to have done anything evil.

"Is it that some bastard from Heaven has set his eyes on that mountain?" Zhang Qingdi asked curiously. "Is that why they are looking for trouble with him?"

Erlang Zhenjun smiled and said nothing.

"Master Zhenjun, I really have never harmed anyone!"

"If it weren't for the fact that you have never harmed anyone, you would have died long ago!" Yang Erlang snorted coldly.

Zhang Qingdi looked at him and asked, "What is the name of your mountain?"

"Yukun Mountain." Although Shanjun didn't know where Zhang Qingdi came from, he couldn't be an ordinary person if he could talk to Erlang Zhenjun like that.

As for why this mountain beast recognized Yang Erlang, it was mainly because Yang Erlang would introduce himself every time he took action.

Zhang Qingdi looked at the mountain king and said, "We are going to attend a birthday banquet and it is inconvenient to take you with us. I will take you to my place first."

How could the tiger dare to refuse? Zhang Qingdi took the tiger directly to Jin'ao Island. The white snake saw Zhang Qingdi disappear with the tiger for a moment, and then reappear.

"Let's go." Zhang Qingdi said.

"What are you doing with this white snake?" Yang Erlang asked in confusion. "Go find her a master." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

"Great Immortal, can't you accept me as your disciple?" The white snake asked Zhang Qingdi.

“No.” Zhang Qingdi shook his head and refused, “I accepted a disciple before, and he was really noisy and annoying.

It was so hard to get his parents to take him away, why would they want to take in another disciple?"

"Master, I'm not noisy."

"Can I be noisy?" Zhang Qingdi said.

Yang Erlang couldn't help laughing when he heard this, "Who are you going to find as her master? If not, my third sister..."

"What do you want to learn from your third sister? How to kick your own brother out of the house?" It's time for Master Qingdi to be easy-going every day.

"Come! Come! Zhang Qingdi, let me see what you can do!" Yang Erlang said angrily.

He said he could do it, but he definitely couldn't do it to his sister. Zhang Qingdi also wanted it, so he fought with Yang Erlang.

The two of them just stopped at that point. After this battle, Yang Erlang no longer allowed anyone to say that he was the strongest fighter in heaven.

After arriving at Mount Li Palace, the white snake coiled around Zhang Qingdi's shoulder.

The white snake was only one foot long at this time. If it was longer, Zhang Qingdi would not let it coil around his shoulders.

"Master Qing, True Lord!"

They met many gods along the way, and when they saw Zhang Qingdi, they would pay their respects to him.

The White Snake increasingly felt that Zhang Qingdi must be very powerful.

The birthday banquet was very lively. The Three Pure Ones sent gifts, and Zhen Yuanzi came in person.

"Thank you, my dear brother. If it weren't for you, the monkey would have caused a lot of trouble in Wuzhuang Temple." Zhen Yuanzi said with a smile.

"Guanyin has nagged me a lot." Zhang Qingdi was ready to get some benefits.

"When have I ever nagged Mr. Zhang?" Guanyin's voice rang out.

We are just saying, how can a great Guanyin eavesdrop on other people's conversations? Zhen Yuanzi looked at Guanyin with amusement, and he bowed slightly as a greeting.

At this time, the birthday banquet began, and the white snake looked here and there in a silly way.

After chatting with Zhen Yuanzi and Guanyin for a while, the Mother of Lishan ran towards Zhang Qingdi.

"I didn't have the chance to meet Zhang Xianyou in person last time." She said with a smile.

"Last time..."

"Hahaha, it's okay." Lishan Laomu said generously. She saw the white snake on Zhang Qingdi's shoulder.

She frowned and counted on her fingers.

"Where did Zhang Xianyou find this white snake?"

"On the way here with Yang Erlang, I rescued her from a snake catcher, and she pestered me to become her disciple. I was too lazy to accept another disciple, so I came here to let her try her luck.

If there is no chance, then send her back." Zhang Qingdi said lightly.

"To be honest, this white snake and I have a connection."

"Ah?" Zhang Qingdi felt that he had performed very well.

The snake was brought to you, so how could there be no fate?

"Would you like to take me as your master?" asked the Mother of Mount Li.

"Disciple is willing!" The white snake jumped off Zhang Qingdi's shoulder.

Upon seeing this, all the immortals came forward to congratulate.

Zhang Qingdi smiled and said to the white snake, "Practice well in the future and don't let anyone bully you.

After all, you are also a snake that has coiled on my shoulder."

White Snake didn't know Zhang Qingdi's identity yet, but she still remembered this sentence firmly. After the birthday banquet, Zhang Qingdi was left here to play for a few days.

Finally, the old mother of Mount Li had him brought down from the mountain herself.

However, Zhang Qingdi did not go back to Jinao Island directly, but went to Yukun Mountain.

Cao Yukun rode on a cloud to Yukun Mountain. Five hundred years ago, he came to the mortal world by chance and happened to see that mountain.

The mountain is full of spiritual energy and it looks like a good place for spiritual practice.

After asking around, he found out that the mountain was actually called Yukun Mountain, which really seemed to be a destiny for him.

However, the mountain was occupied by a tiger demon, and the tiger demon was recognized by the mountain. He was the Imperial Inspector of the Sky, so he reported to the Heavenly Court that the tiger demon occupied the mountain as king and killed all living things.

At that time, the Heavenly Court will send people to kill the tiger demon.

Unexpectedly, Roaring Sky Dog under Erlang Zhenjun took on the job and returned to Heaven, and the tiger demon was driven away from Yukun Mountain.

Cao Yukun looked at the Yukun Mountain in front of him with satisfaction.

Suddenly, Yukun Mountain disappeared.

"This mountain is nice, I'll take it." said Zhang Qingdi.

Cao Yukun was immediately furious. How could he bear to see the fat meat that was right in his mouth being taken away by others?

"This mountain is mine! Why do you take it away? Do you know who I am?"

"Who are you?" Zhang Qingdi looked at him and asked.

"I am the Imperial Censor. This mountain was previously occupied by a tiger monster, and I was the one who ordered people to clear it out. How can you take this mountain away?" Cao Yukun shouted.

"Do you like this mountain so much?" Zhang Qingdi looked at him and asked.

"What does it have to do with you? Put down the mountain and leave quickly!"

"Since you like it so much, I won't take it away from you." After saying this, Zhang Qingdi threw Yukunshan down.

"Ah!" screamed.

Cao Yukun was crushed to death by Yukun Mountain. (End of this chapter)