Zhutian: Everything starts from becoming a disciple of Uncle Jiu!
Chapter 157: Drinking and sex have misled me so much, I will quit from today
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Inn,
In the guest room!
"Master, are you okay?"
Zhao Zheng looked at Uncle Jiu who suddenly frowned after entering the room, and said worriedly. Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes angrily when he heard this.
"I'm fine, but something is wrong with you!"
"Xie Ji?"
"Nonsense, although I killed Xie Ji's physical body and injured her soul with the Three Religions Immortal Killing Technique, I have a feeling that she will definitely make a comeback!"
Uncle Jiu frowned and said, then paused: "I am not afraid of being a teacher, but you...hey, what are you doing out here, you brat!"
"Pack up your gifts and go home!"
"..."
No,
Are you so afraid of death?
Uncle Jiu looked at Zhao Zheng expressionlessly, and after saying something back, he stretched out his left hand to calculate with his fingers. After calculating, he looked at Zhao Zhengdao who was looking at him.
"Are you surprised to see that your teacher knows how to calculate?"
"No, I just haven't seen you use it before, Master!"
Zhao Zheng shook his head. Uncle Ninth looked at Zhao Zheng with disgust and raised his head and said: "That's just because I'm too lazy to use arithmetic. Besides, you don't even think about whose books in the study belong to you!"
"Oh……"
"..."
Shut up you!
Uncle Jiu concentrated on calculating. After a while, his brows relaxed and he just looked at Zhao Zheng with strange eyes.
"It's weird, you're okay!"
"???"
"Ahem, what I mean by being a teacher is that the evil queen made a comeback and didn't even think about killing her... Ahem, what I meant by being a teacher..."
Forget it, stop talking about it, the more you talk about it, the weirder it gets! Uncle Jiu looked at the curious Zhao Zheng and said, "You can do the math yourself!"
"No, the more I think about it, the more I can't sleep!"
"???"
"When I think that Xie Ji is not dead, I can't sleep or eat well!"
"Recite more mind-purifying mantras!"
Uncle Jiu said expressionlessly, looking at Zhao Zheng who didn't react, he added: "I'm really afraid that one day you will be killed by other colleagues while slaying demons!"
His apprentice is good at everything, but his style of doing things is not like a good person, even if his apprentice is doing good things!
"..."
"Okay, let's go out and ask Master for advice!" Uncle Jiu waved his hand in disgust, looked at the curiosity in Zhao Zheng's eyes, and replied!
"Ask if the door to the devil's world is closed!"
"Master, are you planning to go to the devil world?"
"..."
Do not,
I'm going to throw you into the devil's world,
Save yourself the trouble of talking too much!
Uncle Jiu stared expressionlessly at Zhao Zheng who ran out automatically, waved his hand to close the door, pointed at the tea cup, and used the Thousand Miles of Sound Transmission Technique!
"roll!"
"..."
Uncle Jiu looked at the cut off Thousand Miles of Sound Transmission Technique expressionlessly, and used it again. After a long time, he reached out and opened the door.
Looking at Zhao Zheng who happened to be passing by outside the door, he waved in disgust. When Zhao Zheng came in, he waved and closed the door and said: "The door to the devil's world is actually not closed, well, you can say it is closed!"
"Go home, Master!"
"..."
Uncle Jiu looked at Zhao Zheng with disgust. Zhao Zheng hesitated and said: "I'll bow and pack up. I'll call the Tianlong Master later..."
"Say, keep talking!"
Uncle Jiu chuckled, looked at the silent Zhao Zheng, and said helplessly: "Don't worry, it doesn't matter whether the door to the devil world is open or not. I just asked your master..."
The general meaning is that demons in the demon world can be rare, but cannot be eliminated. After all, ascetics need demons to refine their hearts.
Some formations are also needed. In short, the use of demons is quite great, so that the demon world has been jointly targeted by practitioners from the three realms of heaven, earth, and humans. As a result, the most powerful people in the demon world basically dare not come out.
As soon as he came out, he challenged three people.
He won't come out even if this matter is left to Zhao Zheng!
Of course, this does not mean that the strength of the demon world is weak, on the contrary, the strength of the demon world is very strong. Just like a sentence,
Whitewash and weaken three points,
Blackening is three times stronger!
"The demon world is so powerful!"
Zhao Zheng was surprised after hearing Uncle Jiu say that the demon world could compete with heaven. Uncle Jiu nodded and shook his head.
"Just a goodbye!"
"understood!"
"It's good to understand. In short, the strength of people in the demon world is not trivial. As for the Seven Star Witch, it is not actually opening the door to the demon world..." Uncle Jiu's expression became strange,
After a pause, he continued to explain. Zhao Zheng looked strange when he heard this: "So, Xie Ji was deceived. The so-called opening of the door to the demon world was actually a demon king who was afraid of death, that is, Cai Yi and her father were planning to use this method. Come and take her back to her hometown in the devil world!"
"……Maybe!"
Uncle Jiu looked strange. If his master's information was correct, thinking about it, he frowned slightly and said, "But it's different now. The one who saved Xie Ji and Cai Yi's biological father don't seem to be the same!"
"???"
"That's what your master said. I don't know the specific situation. He just said that the one who saved Xie Ji and the one who sent Xie Ji are not the same demon!"
"The war between the Demon King and the Demon King?"
"do not know!"
"..."
"Looking at me, I don't know. Firstly, your master didn't tell me. Secondly, demons want to destroy the world as soon as they appear. How do I know what they think?"
Uncle Jiu asked in return. Seeing Zhao Zheng nod, he paused and continued: "Okay, don't be afraid. This matter has nothing to do with you. If you really talk about it, it's actually Liansheng who is stupid..."
"Ahem...Master Liansheng was too kind five hundred years ago. He actually listened to Xie Ji's words and was willing to dig out his own heart and die. If Bodhisattva hadn't come forward in the end to make Xie Ji honest for five hundred years..."
Uncle Jiu mentioned that Monk Liansheng was noble, but Zhao Zheng only felt that Uncle Jiu was calling Monk Liansheng a fool!
"It's just that the path is different. The path that Master Liansheng takes to save all sentient beings is different from him!" Uncle Jiu shook his head and said,
He admired Monk Liansheng for committing suicide in order to stop the evil concubine, but that didn't stop him from thinking that Liansheng was stupid...
Blessings are immeasurable!
Uncle Jiu quickly added something in his mind and looked at Zhao Zhengdao: "There are still problems. If there is no problem, go back to sleep. I have to leave tomorrow!"
"So fast? Why don't you stay for two more days? Master, why don't you accompany me to Shaoguan?" Zhao Zheng said, and Uncle Jiu shook his head.
"It's not to go back to Renjia Town, but to Guandong. Just now your master said that there was a man in Guandong... Forget it, your strength is still too weak. It's useless to talk to you anymore..."
Thinking about it, he was afraid of hurting Zhao Zheng. Just as he was about to speak, Zhao Zheng said: "Master, I have only been practicing for half a year and I am already so good. I already feel pretty good!"
"..."
have to,
Worry for nothing!
Uncle Jiu looked at Zhao Zheng expressionlessly. Zhao Zheng took out the individual locking rocket ballistics he bought in the dungeon world from behind!
"Master, here, defend yourself on the road!"
"This is?"
"Individual locking rockets, foreign products, very powerful, like Dong Xiaoyu's. If she doesn't run away, I feel like I can kill dozens of her at once!"
"..."
No,
Your mind...
Uncle Jiu put his forehead on his head and waved his hands. He had no other meaning. He just felt tired. Zhao Zheng reluctantly put away the rockets and hesitated.
"Master, the Immortal Binding Technique you used before and the Immortal Killing Technique of the Three Religions you just mentioned..."
"Here, let's learn. You learn on the front foot, and go to the main altar torture hall on the back foot!" Uncle Jiu took out two secret books and threw them on the table with an expressionless face!
He looked at Zhao Zheng who shook his head and said it was unnecessary, frowned and said: "You can't bite off more than you can chew. Your talent is high, but my teacher thinks you are still... forget it, you can see for yourself!"
If it were Qiu Sheng, he would have taken action a long time ago, but Zhao Zheng's talent was too... unbelievable, and it was really hard for him to judge!
After thinking about it, he paused and added: "These two teachings are given by the general altar. They cannot be passed down by a teacher. If you want, just slay more demons..."
"Disciple understands!"
"Okay, go to sleep!"
Uncle Jiu waved his hand and looked at Zhao Zheng who had not left yet and said helplessly: "Is it a matter of cultivation? I told you to write a notebook..."
Uncle Jiu looked silently at the increasingly thick collection of questions that Zhao Zheng took out, took a deep breath and took it.
Then he waved his hands in disgust!
"Go away, I'll give it to you tomorrow!"
"Thank you for your hard work, Master!"
"If you take that Caiyi, Bai Min'er, Bai Rourou and the others..." Uncle Jiu said, looking at Zhao Zheng with a dark face, who clasped his fists and said "disciple farewell" before leaving the door.
have to,
My apprentice daughter-in-law is nowhere in sight!
Uncle Jiu sighed, thinking about literary talent, it was even more distant, and thinking about Qiu Sheng again, forget it, I still don’t want to.
He is still young, it is not okay to go down too early! After coming back to his senses, Uncle Jiu looked at the collection of questions Zhao Zheng had given him and began to read through the answers!
And on the other side,
Although the night is deep,
But Master Baimei, Ao Tianlong, and Bai Rourou couldn't fall asleep no matter what. Without him, the same thing happened,
The gap shouldn't be so big!
Especially Ao Tianlong, who was sitting on the bed looking at his Taishang Nine Yellow Demon-Slaying Sword with a look of doubt on his life: "It shouldn't be, why eighteen years have passed, and the gap is getting bigger and bigger..."
No,
How can I repay you for doing this...
Ao Tianlong silently looked at Yuanshen passing by the door. He felt that he should be nicer to Uncle Jiu.
In return for Uncle Jiu’s Chun Chun teachings...
As he thought about it, his finger bones made a crackling sound. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and the angrier he thought about it. Until the next day,
dawn,
Ao Ningshuang looked at Ao Tianlong who had two dark circles under his eyes and said, "Dad, didn't you sleep all night? Why are the circles under your eyes so dark!"
"Ok?"
"Ahem, Dad, go and wash up quickly!"
Ao Ningshuang's complexion changed slightly, and she felt that her father's temper was getting worse. Ao Tianlong went to wash up with an expressionless face.
Until he saw the white-browed Master Tai who also had dark circles under her eyes, the two looked at each other and sighed together,
How come the gap is so big?
Can't figure it out!
quickly,
After breakfast,
Uncle Jiu left in a hurry. Before leaving, he told Zhao Zheng to return to Renjia Town after finishing his work and not to run around. At the same time, he returned the complete list of problems to Zhao Zheng, and Ao Tianlong was also leaving.
It's not that I'm going back outside the Great Wall, but I'm going to Jiuquan Town to see Taoist Master Yimei. Uncle Jiu has met him, but Yimei and the others haven't seen him yet!
"Uncle, senior sister, be careful on the road!"
Zhao Zheng stood at the door of the inn waving his hands and watching the two of them go away. Master Baimei and Bai Rourou also waved goodbye.
"Okay, you stay here for a while, and I will go to the nearby area to see if Xie Ji harmed innocent people yesterday..."
Master Baimei spoke, and then looked at Zhao Zheng and Cai Bai Rouju and said: "If you want to stay, then stay. If you don't want to stay, we will set off when I come back..."
She didn't forget to send Zhao Zheng to Shaoguan, thinking about it, she continued: "Thanks to Uncle Nine, Evil Queen will not reappear in a short time. It's time for me to go back to the sect to have a look!"
On normal days, she might have stayed a few more days to stroll around, but with Zhao Zheng, a pretty guy here,
Ha ha,
No need!
"Let's go together!"
Zhao Zheng nodded, Bai Rourou also nodded. After Master Baimei left, Bai Miner and Caiyi were about to call out to Azheng.
But found that Zhao Zheng was missing.
Also missing is Bai Rourou!
"???" Cai Yi and Bai Min'er frowned, realizing that Zhao Zheng was too presumptuous. They walked back to the inn angrily and went to the guest room in the backyard.
They saw Zhao Zheng asking Bai Rourou about her cultivation issues, which made them stunned. They felt that they were thinking too much.
How could Zhao Zheng be such a person!
Just thinking about it, Cai Yi and Bai Min'er looked at each other with frowns, something was wrong, the senior sister/sister's reaction was wrong!
"You..."×2
"You are here just in time. Let's listen together. Fellow Taoist Bai knows a lot. She understands many questions that I don't know!"
Zhao Zheng opened his mouth to interrupt the spell casting, and the interruption was successful. The two entered the room. Soon, Cai Yi became drowsy and retreated.
Zhao Zheng breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this. After a while, he found a reason to ask Bai Rourou to retreat.
Then start counting silently!
"Ten, nine, eight, seven..."
"Humph, Zhao Zheng, are you and Caiyi hiding something from me?" Bai Min'er frowned and walked into the house and closed the door.
The sword finger moved, and the magic sword clanged from behind. Zhao Zheng sighed and said as if he was furiously killing the heartbroken man.
"Yes, but not what you think..."
After a while, the magic sword was returned to its sheath, and Zhao Zheng's hand was put into his pocket. He looked at Bai Min'er, who was sitting in his arms and looked red, and said.
"That's the way it is. It's hard for me to handle it. If I reject Caiyi, your master doesn't like me. If Caiyi turns a deaf ear, how can you marry me in the future?"
"Azheng, it's really hard for you!"
Bai Min'er looked at Zhao Zheng lovingly. Zhao Zheng shook his head and said, "It's okay. The main thing is that your sisterly love cannot be lost because of me, so if she..."
"I understand, just let her think you like her, I understand!" Bai Min'er nodded, and Zhao Zheng hummed.
"Yes, and you will marry me later, hehehe..."
"Azheng, you smile so well!"
Bai Min'er couldn't help but laugh, holding Zhao Zheng's beautiful face and said. Zhao Zheng smiled and said, "Just tell me if you like it?"
"Ok!"
Bai Miner nodded shyly, Zhao Zheng chuckled, and then said seriously: "So, you can't be as knowledgeable as Caiyi..."
"I understand, by the way, Zheng, have you recovered from your injury..." Bai Min'er said with worry in her beautiful eyes.
"Don't worry, it's fine now..."
Zhao Zheng said, lying next to Bai Min'er's ear, muttering a few words, which made Bai Min'er roll her eyes angrily, saying no, until a long time later, she helplessly looked at Zhao who was covering her mouth. Zheng... After opening his mouth and letting Zhao Zheng check his throat, he said with a look of disgust and anger.
"Satisfied!"
"Hey, I can't help it. Who made you look so good-looking? Let me tell you..." Zhao Zheng hugged Bai Min'er and lay on the bed.
After a long time,
Bai Miner left the stage,
Zhao Zheng sat on the edge of the bed and continued counting silently!
until,
seven!
Squeak,
The door is open!
"Zhao Zheng..."
"Hey, listen to my explanation..."
Zhao Zheng opened his mouth to quibble... cough, explain. After waiting for a while, he looked at Cai Yi who was sitting on his lap with blurred eyes and said.
"That's the way it is. It's hard for me to handle it. If I reject Bai Min'er, your master doesn't like me. If she continues to turn a deaf ear to your master, how can you marry me in the future? "
"Huh, let me tell you why she looks at you weirdly!" Caiyi pouted, and Zhao Zhengxiang said with a smile.
"Okay, don't be angry, for me, you..."
"I know, I won't be the same as Senior Sister. Besides, she is so good to me and loves me so much!"
When Cai Yi spoke, her pretty eyebrows furrowed, looking a little unhappy. Zhao Zheng relaxed for a moment and said.
"So, just pretend you don't know, and wait until you marry me in the future, hehehe..."
"Hey, you're smiling so hard!"
"do you like it!"
"Uh-huh!"
"There are worse things!"
After a long time,
Cai Yi covered her heart and kept coughing. Zhao Zheng asked with concern: "Are you okay?" Cai Yi said in a bad mood.
"What do you think, it's so long..."
As she said that, Cai Yi's beautiful nose twitched, because she seemed to have smelled this smell before. Just as she was thinking about it, she found that she was being pinned down on the bed by Zhao Zheng!
"I'm telling you..."
"You are such a bad person, you will bully me..." Cai Yi looked at Zhao Zheng who was facing her with her beautiful eyes angrily!
"Then I'll go?"
"Hmph...Hey, don't leave!"
Cai Yi said angrily and pushed Zhao Zheng onto the bed with his backhand. Zhao Zheng coughed: "Your button fell off..."
"what……"
for a long time,
Zhao Zheng wiped his mouth and sent Cai Yi away. He closed the door tiredly and sat on the bed, looking helplessly at his unsatisfactory second brother!
Second brother:? ? ? I@《%%×——~
"Forget it, I'll quit drinking from today. Oh, I don't drink, so I'll quit gambling... Okay, I have nothing to quit!"
Zhao Zheng murmured in his heart, feeling that he was too perfect and too witty. If it were anyone else, he would have been chopped into mincemeat.
It doesn't look like he's still alive and kicking!
"We can't do this next time, a sect's wife..." Zhao Zheng paused and said something, this is quite exciting!
Shaking his head to get rid of the messy thoughts in his mind, he threw out the cleaning charm to remove the smell in the room and cleaned himself up. Zhao Zheng took out the problem book and read it!
"Oh, there is no need for a grounding wire. When I complete the Five Thunders, I won't have to worry about short circuits. But the question is how to complete it?"
Although he has achieved the Thunder Heart, Thunder Liver and Thunder Kidney, he still has no idea about the remaining Thunder Lungs and Thunder Spleen, which are the two Thunders of Metal and Earth!
"Are there any monsters with metal and earth attributes?"
Zhao Zheng's eyes were filled with thought. Why he thought so was because he understood Lei Xin before you saw him fight with the red-robed fire ghost.
Thank you red robe fire ghost!
Red-robed Fire Ghost:...
"It doesn't seem like it. Forget it, the whole ground wire will be grounded later. As for the two thunders of metal and earth, just let nature take its course. Maybe one day you will realize it."
Zhao Zheng thought about it, glanced at the system, and found that the gates were still being charged, so he put them away and continued to browse through the problem collection.
until,
in the afternoon,
In the sky,
As soon as they entered Shaoguan, Bai Rourou said goodbye, but Zhao Zheng did not because he knew where Zhuge Kongping lived!
"Why fly by yourself?"
Zhao Zheng glanced at Bai Rourou who was flying away, and he didn't say anything until he reached the sky above Heping County half an hour later.
"Senior, I'm here!"
"Well, slow down, I won't send it!"
Master Baimei stopped Xiangyun expressionlessly. She couldn't help but look expressionless, especially after seeing the attitude of her two apprentices towards Zhao Zheng.
never mind,
The more I think about it, the angrier I get,
Sure enough, this thing is not good!
"Min'er, Caiyi, I'm leaving. I'll go to the Microwave School to play with you when I have time!" Zhao Zheng waved his hand and as soon as he left Xiangyun,
Before he was ready to leave, Xiangyun moved. Bai Miner and Caiyi subconsciously turned back to look at Master Baimei, and found Master Baimei looking at them with a dark face. The two waved to Zhao Zheng reluctantly. road.
"Azheng, goodbye!"×2
After Bai Min'er finished speaking, they looked at each other, then turned back silently, and followed Zhao Zheng's instruction not to get angry with each other.
Don’t be familiar with each other!
Pooh,
The more I think about it, the angrier I get,
Stinky woman! ×2
Cai Yi and Bai Min'er quickly looked back at each other and then looked back, then smiled, but the smile was slightly stiff!
Seeing Master Baimei frowning, she always felt that something happened between her two apprentices, but she couldn't figure it out!
Zhao Zheng didn't know about this. At this moment, he was looking at Bai Rourou who had an encounter with him in the sky with a surprised look on his face.
"Fellow Daoist Bai, why are you here?"
"Azheng, actually...you should call me uncle..." Bai Rourou's face was complicated and a little embarrassed.
Then, he began to explain, basically saying that she, Bai Rourou, is Zhuge Kongping's junior sister, and lives in Heping County.
She has a house and a field at home, and her senior brother is by her side. Who knows that Wang Hui... ahem... In short, Bai Rourou didn't say that Wang Hui was annoying, but she mentioned that Wang Hui was annoying!
"Oh, Bai Dao... you are the master uncle!" Zhao Zheng's eyes moved slightly, and he suddenly realized, and the villain in his heart curled his lips and shouted,
no other meaning,
It was this bitch who wanted to trick him,
I want to prevent him from learning the magic arithmetic!
"..."
No,
This is not the point!
Bai Rourou felt that Zhao Zheng was pretending to be stupid, and thinking about it, she heard Zhao Zheng shake his head: "No way, you look at least two years older than me, how could you be my uncle..."
"I understand, you want to take advantage of me!"
"You……"
Bai Rourou said helplessly, but her eyes showed unconcealable joy. She had no other meaning, she was just happy.
As for whether Zhao Zheng is pretending to be stupid, she thinks that Zhao Zheng is just inexperienced and does not understand these twists and turns.
Ok,
So fine!
Thinking about it, she continued to explain. Seeing Zhao Zheng's expression of disbelief, she was both amused and complacent.
"Well, I'm sorry I'm still thinking about it..." Zhao Zheng said with a look of embarrassment and shut up, his beautiful white eyes moving.
"What are you thinking about?"
"Ahem, stop talking!"
"Say it!"
"Eighteen next year, unmarried!"
Zhao Zheng suddenly spoke, Bai Rourou's beautiful eyes were stunned, and then she pretended to be angry and said: "Okay, even your uncle dares to tease you!"
"truth!"
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, what are you talking about!" Bai Rourou's cheeks were slightly red, and she smiled when she saw Zhao Zheng nodded helplessly, her beautiful eyes showing joy and other complex emotions.
"Let's go, I'll take you to your uncle Hui Hui's house!"
"it is good!"
Zhao Zheng nodded, and soon the two of them arrived in front of a large house in the west of the city. The house was very large and grand.
That is,
This pattern!
In front of the gate is the memorial hall and pavilion, followed by the residence. Really, no wonder No. 1 Mao directly touched it!
"But Feng Shui is really good!"
Zhao Zheng landed and looked at the sky above Zhuge's house. He didn't see anything else, but he saw an illusory golden toad entrenched on the lotus leaf of the illusory pond, constantly sucking water, and occasionally eating two copper coins. !
"The golden toad sucks water and swallows wealth!"
"Look again!"
"Ok?"
Zhao Zheng looked at Wang Hui who walked out of the door, continued to raise his head, and looked at the sky above Zhuge's house. As his eyes narrowed slightly,
One after another, extremely illusory magic lamps appeared, showing the power of the seven stars. At the same time, a huge Bagua pattern enveloped the entire Zhuge family.
I keep sorting out the qi mechanism, changing from death to life, from decay to prosperity, but it is strange that after the qi mechanism changes from bad to good,
Ninety-nine percent of the city is missing. Although the Zhuge Kongping family has good luck and wealth, it can only be called average.
No, I should say average to above average.
It coincides with the golden mean!
"Hey, you really saw it? It's amazing. I didn't expect you to bring Xiaobai to play..." Wang Hui looked at Bai Rourou with a sneer. As he was talking, Bai Rourou was smiling secretly.
Then Zhao Zheng took out the envelope and handed it to Wang Hui: "Zhao Zheng from Maoshan, I met Master Huihui. Master Mengmeng asked me to give this to you!"
smelly woman,
You're dumbfounded, right?
You still want to trick me,
Zhao Zheng glanced at Bai Rourou...
Four twenty-two in the morning (), for the sake of my hard work, vote for me, or leave a comment, but if it doesn’t work (), give me a reward! ! ! (Bang bang bang, the sound of abacus resounded throughout the country!)
(End of this chapter)
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