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Chapter 82 Leon: Family? Damn it, I’m an orphan!
Chapter 82 Leon: Family? Damn it, I’m an orphan! (First order requested!)
"You like to scare people like this. Do you know that this is wrong?"
"Know……"
"If you know, call home quickly and say sorry!"
"do not do it……"
"want!"
Outside the door of the power distribution room, Zhao Zheng, who had two empty bags, hesitated for a moment as he listened to the courageous words inside the door. He was thinking about how Leon could speak so courageously when he saw a little girl coming to the side.
Or,
Aqun!
Aqun glanced at Zhao Zheng's handsome face, ignored it, and looked through the hole in the door of the power distribution room with interest.
Seeing Zhao Zheng's expressionless face, he felt that Aqun was a pretty girl and had bad taste. Thinking of this, he directly raised his foot and kicked the iron door. With a bang, Aqun screamed and retreated.
Aqun was covered in ashes!
"Damn it, you said you weren't here to steal my business!" Leon's expression changed drastically when he saw Zhao Zheng breaking in.
Mrs. Li seized the opportunity, shook her head, dodged Leon's fruit knife and ran towards Zhao Zheng, shouting as she ran.
"Help me..."
"OK"
Zhao Zheng grinned, revealing his white teeth, and a dim light appeared on his face, which made him look quite terrifying, leaving him silent for a moment.
He put away his smile and stared at the fruit knife in Leon's hand that was lighting up for him. He felt that it was outrageous. How could a fruit knife have so many scenes?
fruit knife:()
Zhao Zheng: (●_)
Forgive his stupidity, a fruit knife is still a fruit knife, ordinary and unremarkable, with a price tag on it.
With so many thoughts in his mind, reality only passed for a second. Looking at the approaching Li Laolong, Zhao Zheng shouted and closed his eyes.
Naihe lost his temper and his voice was too low, so no one except Zhao Zheng heard it. Then, there was a sudden and dazzling golden light!
"Ah..."×2
There were two screams, one from Aqun and one from Li Laolong. Leon was not afraid even though he had sunglasses on. He just frowned and stared at Zhao Zheng. After hesitating for a while, he suddenly realized.
"Oh, you turned out to be the salty Superman of M78 Nebula. Tell me quickly, what is the purpose of your coming to the earth? Do you want to see me as handsome as a tree? And you happen to encounter a major racial crisis. Prepare for it. Catch me..."
Leon was stunned as he spoke, looked around, backed away in fear and covered his chest, "Wait a minute, where are the women from your planet?"
"Don't tell me you're the only one left?"
"..."
The corners of Zhao Zheng's mouth twitched and he had nothing to say. He pinched the Lingguan Seal with his hand and pressed the head of Li Laolong who was squatting on the ground and covering his eyes.
Old Mrs. Li broke away from Xiaolong's body, turned into a green stream of light and flew backwards, directly attacking Leon. Leon squatted down in a hurry and rummaged through the box for plastic wrap.
"..."
No,
Where did your box come from?
Zhao Zheng looked silently at the box that appeared from nowhere, as well as the parasol and other things that Leon took out from the box.
The lack of sun to cover is not a disadvantage, nor are grenades and bombs. The disadvantage is that the parasol is longer than the box and how it is put in. Zhao Zheng looked expressionless.
Inexplicably, he figured out how to put the elephant in the refrigerator. All he had to do was open the door, stuff it in, and close it!
Looking at the miserable green light running around the room, Zhao Zheng looked at Leon who was still rummaging for plastic wrap: "Can you do it? If not, I'll do it?"
"Shut up, you alien, believe it or not, I'll call the police and send you to the laboratory, where you will be studied all day long!" Leon cursed and hurriedly found the plastic wrap.
Zhao Zheng was too lazy to respond, just pretending to be bitten by a dog. Looking at Old Mrs. Li who was still running around the house after turning into a miserable green light, he made a move, strangled the ghost curse with his hand, and recited the divine curse to purify the heaven and earth.
However, just when he jumped up and was about to hit Mrs. Li, Leon's face lit up, he pulled the plastic wrap and stood up, stunned.
"Damn, you alien dares to steal my business!"
Leon held the plastic wrap in his hand and used a vicious dog swoop to attack Zhao Zheng. Zhao Zheng was silent until he was hit by Leon and fell to the ground.
He became even more silent when he saw the wire that he almost stepped on. Just when he was thankful that he almost stepped on the wire, he saw Leon looking at him with a ferocious expression.
"Alien, I want to die with you!"
Ok,
Actually,
Leon said nothing, Leon just grabbed his shoulders, and just when he landed, the wire caught Leon's feet,
Fortunately, the two of them were young and had strong control, otherwise the wire would probably grab their bladders and catch them... Zhao Zheng refused to think about it again.
"what……"
Leon was electrocuted like a motor, trembling and trembling, and he looked like an Adou alive. Zhao Zheng maintained his profound Taoism and practiced the thunder method. Well, he was half an Adou!
For a moment, the power distribution room was filled with electric light and arcs were pulsating. Aqun's eyes were still hurting from the sight. He ignored Zhao Zheng and stared at Leon and murmured to himself.
"Very cool……" "……"
Cool your mom,
Turn off the switch!
Zhao Zheng cursed in his heart. He wanted to move but couldn't, so he could only desperately use the Innate Thunder Spirit Body Chapter of the Rebirth Method.
Watching someone wake up from a coma and get up, Tie Dan, who has yet to seek death, seems to have become Li Zicheng on Jiugong Mountain.
"I have a grudge against you two. You will fight with me even to the death. Your name is yours!" As he said that, an electric arc knocked on Tiedan's heart and issued a very polite greeting.
"Who!"
Tie Dan said with a bad attitude, Dian Hu felt that he was too nice and gave the other party a face, so he immediately greeted Tie Dan's bladder,
Oh!
Tie Dan held his second brother in pain with a painful expression on his face. His legs, which were originally a little splayed out, were instantly corrected!
until,
Tie Dan fell with a bang at the door of the power distribution room. Just when A Qun ignored Tie Dan, he felt humiliated and the electric arc struck again.
bang...
bang bang...
Aqun fell to the ground first, then Leon, and then Zhao Zheng. Zhao Zheng didn't care whether Aqun was fainted or not. Zhao Zheng only felt that the blood lock was really strong!
No, maybe it was 380 volts of electricity. The electricity wouldn’t kill 250-year-old Leon. Zhao Zheng stood up tremblingly.
Opening his mouth, he spit out a mouthful of green smoke and a mouthful of spit with electric arcs. He glanced at the system. Zhao Zheng just wanted to do it again. This was not because his XP system was different from others.
But the reason is as follows!
Innate Dao Body·Thunder Gan (50%)
In just a few dozen seconds, he successfully surpassed nearly a month of hard training in the main world!
"You are not often studied, are you? You are so resistant to electricity!" Leon, who got up, marveled at Zhao Zheng, whose hair was not fried.
"..."
"I'm different. I have magical powers to protect my body, and I only have a little bit of electricity, huh..." Leon raised his head, looking like Zhao Zheng had little experience.
"Oh, then why are you shaking?"
When Zhao Zheng spoke, Leon's expression condensed, and he looked at his trembling self with thoughtful eyes: "Strange, why is my magical body protection weakened?"
"Maybe your appendix is inflamed!"
"Xiudou, you've already told me that my magical body protection skills can cause inflammation of the cecum!" Leon said, his eyes scanning Zhao Zheng up and down, and he looked at Zhao Zheng's two empty sacs with disdain.
"Thankfully you are an alien Taoist priest, but you are so seductive. Bah, you are obscene. Be careful of dying at the hands of a woman someday!"
"Oh, you didn't!"
"..."
Where's my knife!
Leon stared at Zhao Zheng, silently took out the phone, pressed the number and backed away arrogantly: "Apologise, or I will send you to the research institute!"
Zhao Zheng ignored Leon, but listened to the sound of ambulances and the sound of footsteps coming from outside.
"Your family is here!"
"You're laughing so hard, I'm an orphan!"
Leon laughed until he was taken home by his family at Chongguang Mental Hospital. Looking at Zhao Zheng standing next to Captain Lu, he cursed and said: "You alien, just wait for me. I'll take you back when you get back." Kill people from your planet!”
"..."
Captain Lu was silent. He didn't care about aliens or not. He only cared about his five hundred yuan.
"Why don't you come back!"
"what!"
"But Leon is right, you should go to the convenience store to buy a bottle of conditioner!" Zhao Zheng looked at Captain Lu's hair.
"Ah, my spirit is really that bad!"
"No, it's just that your hair really has split ends!"
"..."
Third update!
(End of this chapter)
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