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Chapter 155 "Fire me!"
Chapter 155 "Fire me!"
"I didn't expect it to be such a beauty!"
The deceitful monkey stared blankly at Mao Yue Xiyan, his mouth half-opened.
The pipe in his mouth was trembling, almost falling from his mouth.
Opposite Monkey Jue is the embarrassing face of Mao Yue Xi.
And the extremely embarrassed Uchiha Sasuke.
That afternoon, Sasuke deliberately arrived at the ANBU base early and waited for Uzuki Yugan's arrival.
As soon as he saw the other person walking out of the locker room, Sasuke quickly stepped forward.
Indicating that he had important information that he wanted to report and discuss, he pulled him into a small conference room.
Then, Sasuke immediately used his psychic technique.
So, there was the opening scene.
"Sasuke, I'm very polite to you on weekdays. It's out of respect that you severely injured Gaara and protected the village from those bastards in Sunagakure Village.
"But! If you think that you are some kind of Hokage's disciple and that I am someone you can entertain at will, you are totally wrong!"
Mao Yue Xiyan suppressed her anger and was obviously really angry.
"I think you misunderstood."
Sasuke explained, followed by angrily yelling at Monkey Orange:
"Asshole! You disgraceful guy, I thought you were a serious senior, but I didn't expect you.
"Senior Xiyan, it's true that this is my psychic beast, but he has never behaved like this!"
"The problem is, you have never seen such a beauty before!"
The deceitful Monkey Jue chatted at the side.
"Tsunade-senpai, sister Shizune, aren't you beautiful?"
"Those are too strong. I just like this cool one."
"Hey, wake up! You're just a monkey!"
"Sasuke Uchiha!!"
On the side, Uoyuki Xiyan could no longer listen and angrily drew out the samurai sword behind her.
Since Moonlight Hayate's death, Uoyuki Xiyan has lost interest in everything.
Later, after hearing the news that the village and Sunagakure Ninja Village had reached a reconciliation, Uzuki Xiyan fell into great grief and anger, feeling that everything in life was so meaningless.
Until, I accidentally heard about a young man named Uchiha Sasuke, who strongly advocated reciprocal revenge on the Sunagakure Ninja Village.
And in the battle to protect the village, he cut off one of Gaara's arms.
Only then did Maoyue Xiyan regain her composure a little.
I feel that there are still some seeds of hope among these teenagers who symbolize the future of the village.
From then on, Uoyuki Xiyan just closed herself in work, trying to fill her life with busy trivial matters, and then numb her pain of missing her fiancée and deceased husband.
But in the past few days, the case has gone very wrong, making Uoyue Xiyan feel irritable again.
Now, I saw that the junior whom I had high hopes for, Uchiha Sasuke, turned out to be a frivolous person.
Maoyue Xiyan only felt that everything in the world was abominable, and for a moment she was blinded by anger and wanted to kill him.
"sorry!"
The deceitful monkey stood on the small round table, took a step back neatly, knelt down on his knees, and prostrated his upper body on the ground.
Immediately afterwards, he stood up coolly, straightened his collar and said seriously:
"My treacherous monkey, I am Uchiha Sasuke's psychic beast. I have some experience in case analysis. I came to help when Sasuke called me.
"Now, there are some immature conjectures about this case, and I hope to discuss them with you.
"I was shocked by your beauty just now. I have made many mistakes. If I have offended you, please forgive me."
The whole set of moves by the deceitful monkey is smooth and smooth, transforming from a wretched old monkey into a decent gentleman in an instant.
His face changed so quickly that Sasuke on the side was stunned.
"Yes, that's it."
Seeing Uzuki Xiyan looking at him doubtfully, Sasuke immediately came back to his senses and nodded in agreement.
"Regarding this case, I think all the strategies adopted by Miss Xiyan so far are completely correct.
"But faced with such a huge bait, the other party still refuses to show up. What do you think of this?"
The cunning Houju didn't wait for the other party's reaction, and immediately entered the business-like professional mode and began to discuss the case.
"I want to hear your opinion first."
Under the influence of the atmosphere, Uoyue Xiyan, who gradually calmed down, said coldly.
"Perhaps, you would think that this is a test of patience. The other party just wants to wait for an opportunity for Anbu to make a mistake.
"So, you grit your teeth and bear all the pressure, waiting for the final battle to come."
The cunning monkey analyzed calmly.
After the other party revealed what she was thinking, Uoyuki Xiyan had some changes in her view of the sloppy monkey in front of her.
"However, in my opinion, with the current huge reward, it is completely worth the risk for the other party. You know, their purpose is to steal things, not to fight to the death.
"It may take very strong strength to completely kill you. However, successfully taking the items and escaping from your pursuit is not completely impossible if the plan is right.
"Even if you get a few injuries, it's a price completely worth paying."
The deceitful monkey continued to analyze.
Therefore, I made a secret signal agreement with my ANBU colleagues working the night shift at the headquarters.
Once they discovered the other party's whereabouts, they immediately rushed to the hospital to ambush them, and they were determined not to let the other party take away the manual.
Maoyue Xiyan thought in her heart.
However, Cunning Monkey Jue's logic of thinking from the other party's perspective is completely feasible. How could the other party expect that he has a back-up plan?
Moreover, even if the opponent knows that he has a back-up, the winning rate of this match is still 50-50.
However, the other party has been reluctant to take action. This is what puzzles me the most.
"So I think the reason why the other party has been reluctant to show up to rob is because they don't want to fight you at all.
"If I'm not wrong, I'm afraid that as soon as they take action, they will completely expose their identities——
"The identity of Konoha insiders!"
The deceitful monkey said.
The sound was not loud, but to the ears of Uchiha Sasuke and Uzuki Xiyan, it was earth-shattering.
"Do you suspect that there is an enemy undercover in ANBU?"
Maoyue Xiyan asked.
"Whether there is an undercover agent or not, you'll find out once you try."
The cunning monkey said with a smile.
"Here's what I think."
Another quarter of an hour passed.
Sasuke walked out of the cubicle first and walked to the break room as if nothing had happened, greeting the colleagues he had become familiar with recently.
After a while, Uoyue Xiyan secretly looked outside the cubicle.
When no one noticed, he quickly slipped out.
It was almost dusk, and it was time for Tsunade-sama to get off work on weekdays.
As usual, Uzuki Xiyan once again summoned ANBU Team 11 and rushed towards Konoha Hospital.
Night five.
On the way to Konoha Hospital, Sasuke started complaining today.
"Senior Xiyan, I really think that squatting like this will be fruitless. I think we can change our thinking and approach."
Ahead, Maoyue Xiyan just walked on without any response.
"Hey! I'm talking to you!"
Uchiha Sasuke's tone began to become unkind:
"Are you deaf?"
Maoyue Xiyan still ignored her.
Sasuke was completely angered and cursed:
"Is this the ability of the ANBU squad leader? Such an arrangement is simply meaningless!
"The general is incompetent and the entire army is exhausted! I don't want to spend another night squatting like a fool!"
"Don't say that, everyone is for the peace of Konoha."
Teammate Qing finally couldn't bear it anymore and lowered her voice to comfort him.
"If it is really for the peace of Konoha, then it is better to set aside this time for everyone to practice!
"If I freeze outside and look at the moon every day, will Konoha be able to have peace?! There's no connection!"
Sasuke seemed really angry.
"Young man! Please take back what you just said!"
Linjiao, who had always been good-tempered, finally got angry.
"What are you pretending to be? Didn't you say so yourself last night? Captain Xiyan has a good appearance, but his ability to detect cases cannot be complimented."
Sasuke scoffed.
"Shut up! Captain Xiyan, I never said that!"
After being exposed, Linjiao was extremely embarrassed and stammered in explanation.
"Stop arguing! Obey orders!"
Maoyue Xiyan responded forcefully.
Everyone was silent for a while, each with their own thoughts, went to their respective squatting places and began the fifth night's work.
Then, throughout that night, Sasuke acted very irritable and dissatisfied.
It wasn't until dawn the next day, when everyone gathered, that Sasuke directly had a huge quarrel with Uzuki Yugao.
"I don't care what you are doing, my time is not wasted like this! It doesn't matter if you find someone else to replace me, or you can fire me from the ANBU. In short, I quit!" Sasuke took off the mask on his face. It fell into Mao Yue Xiyan's body.
"Hey, what is this?"
Haru quickly picked up the mask dropped by Sasuke and stuffed it into his hand.
"asshole."
Uzuki Xiyan was so angry that her hands were shaking, and she pointed at Sasuke's nose and was about to have an attack.
"Captain, please bear with me, we can't afford to offend this kid."
Linjiao quickly walked to Mao Yue Xiyan and lowered his voice to comfort him.
But at this moment, after spending another night squatting in vain, Mao Yue Xiyan's temper seemed to have reached the point where she could no longer control it.
Just listen to her scolding:
"I'm telling you! Anbu is not a place where people like you come to gild your resume!
"Do you want to do it or not! I've seen a long time ago that you are a playboy who can't stand hardship! There's no need to do it!"
Maoyue Xiyan also got completely angry.
"And you two! Stop being so hypocritical here, don't think I can't see that, you don't say it, but you think in your heart, are you different from this kid?!
"Close the case as soon as possible! Anyway, if the sky falls, the Hokage will hold it up.
"I think none of you really care about the Will of Fire that you have been talking about all day long!"
After saying these words, Uoyuki Xiyan turned around angrily and went back in the direction of the ANBU base alone.
On the other side, Sasuke also snorted, turned and walked in another direction.
The remaining two people are left alone. You look at me and I look at you. The atmosphere in the scene is so embarrassing.
"Will anyone come?"
Uozuki Xiyan lowered her voice, as if she was talking to Sasuke, but also seemed to be talking to herself.
After doing a play, Sasuke did not report to ANBU again the next day, as if he was really ready to quit ANBU.
At the same time, Uzuki Xiyan stopped inviting everyone to stay at Konoha Hospital.
Instead, he informed several colleagues in the reporting team to place all the blame for the case on Tatsuya Morikawa alone.
Then he unilaterally announced the closure of the case, with an attitude of breaking everything.
However, that night, Uchiha Sasuke and Uzuki Yugan met at the entrance of Konoha Hospital as scheduled.
Right now, the two of them were squatting in the huge wardrobe in the director's office of Konoha Hospital.
Through the grid-like cabinet door, both of them stared closely at the desk where the manual was stored.
In this closet, some clothes and commonly used equipment are usually placed, but now they have all been cleared aside, leaving room for the two of them to move around.
The cabinet is about four or five square meters, which is not spacious, but it is not that cramped either.
The night was quiet, and the two could only hear each other's breathing and heartbeat.
"Did you expect anyone to come?"
After hearing Uzuki Xiyan talking to himself, Sasuke also lowered his voice and responded.
"Of course! Otherwise what are we busy with these days."
Maoyue Xiyan responded decisively.
“But, if everything goes as the sly Houjue expected.
"This directly proves that there is a mole in the ANBU. Moreover, there is a high probability that it is someone from Team 11 led by you."
He had just joined ANBU and had almost no feelings for these people.
But Uoyuki Xiyan has been working in the ANBU for many years, so thinking about it, her current mood is also very complicated.
Is it Linjiao or Qing?
Uchiha Sasuke's words made Uzuki Xiyan feel irritable again.
"Let's talk about these things later."
Maoyue Xiyan had no choice but to block out those unnecessary emotions and responded coldly.
Afterwards, the two men resumed their initial silence. They stared at the door and window together and stopped talking.
The wait lasted until about four o'clock in the morning.
A rustling sound came from far away, making the two people who were already a little sleepy suddenly became energetic.
The sound was like someone sifting beans.
It also seemed like a person wearing a plastic bag crawling on the ground.
Sasuke and Uzuki Xiyan looked at each other, and they both realized that the long-awaited thief might really appear.
Thinking of this, both of them couldn't help but feel tense, their heartbeats accelerated, and their breathing became short.
After about a minute or so.
The sound stopped again, and the night became calm again.
Outside the window, there would occasionally be a gust of wind blowing by, as if it was just an illusion and nothing happened.
"I am going out"
After waiting for a while, there was still no movement, and Uchiha Sasuke couldn't help himself.
While speaking in a low voice, he pretended to want to go out and take a look.
But Sasuke's behavior was immediately interrupted by Uzuki Xiyan. She stretched out her index finger to her mouth and made a resolute gesture of silence.
After a while, the two of them saw a layer of black foam floating on the edge of the window, like a tidal wave on the seaside under the night sky.
Sasuke held his breath and stared at everything in front of him, his body tense and always ready.
As soon as the other party approaches the desk, he will jump out to stop him immediately.
I saw the black foam pouring from the cracks in the window onto the ground in the office as if it was conscious.
Gradually they came together and finally formed a human form.
In the dark night, I couldn't see the man's face clearly.
But looking at the outline of the body, it should be a man.
It seemed that he was wearing a long windbreaker and cloak.
After the man's figure condensed, he immediately reached for the cabinet under the desk, as if he already knew the location of the manual.
"Thunder Escape·Thunder Light Pillar!"
Hearing a loud shout, Uchiha Sasuke jumped out instantly and used this illusion technique on the visitor.
A strong flash of light lit up around Sasuke, suddenly lighting up the entire dean's office as bright as day.
The dazzling light took away the thief's vision, and at that moment, his appearance was clearly visible.
That man also wore a mask, and compared to the ANBU, it was a more exaggerated dramatic face.
"Konoha Style Swordsmanship: Dance of the Three Suns and Moons!"
On the other side, Uoyue Xiyan also rushed out of the cabinet.
To be precise, three Maoyue Xiyan rushed out.
She brandished her samurai sword and attacked the thief from three different directions. The posture is graceful, and the attack trajectory is like a crescent moon.
The man couldn't dodge and rolled sideways, just hitting the sword blade on the right side. The sword blade cut straight into his shoulder and scratched him.
Uchiha Sasuke was about to draw his sword backhand to help, but he saw that the thief turned into a ball of black foam and dissipated in place like particles annihilating.
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Sasuke only felt that this ninjutsu looked very familiar.
Mao Yue Xiyan had quick eyes and quick hands. She quickly knelt down, picked up the black foam, and looked down at it carefully under the moonlight.
"Sending bad bugs."
Almost at the same time, Sasuke also remembered the name of the ninjutsu.
"Secret Technique·Insect Clone."
The two looked at each other and said almost in unison:
"The Aburame Clan!"
"No wonder, the doors and windows were not damaged, but the lock inside had to be violently broken."
After witnessing the man's infiltration method, Sasuke suddenly realized.
On the other side, the upright Mao Yue Xiyan also rarely became hesitant at this moment.
As the second largest family among the six major families in Konoha Hidden Village, after the Hyuga clan, the Aburame clan's influence and status in the village can be said to be of great importance.
Now that the investigation has been traced to them, what will happen next has become very uncontrollable.
The dead parasite was now put into a small glass bottle by Uoyue Xiyan.
In the eyes of this cold woman, Sasuke saw hesitation for the first time.
"give it to me."
Uchiha Sasuke reached out and took the bottle.
Now, under the influence of Jiraiya and the cunning monkey, Sasuke also understands the key to this.
Once this kind of thing is reported through formal channels, there will be no room for reversal.
But this matter is of great importance, and Hokage-sama must not know about it.
Therefore, it is most appropriate to leave it to yourself.
"I'll handle this matter. Anyway.
"Everything went as the sly Houju expected. The man ran away and Plan A failed."
Sasuke took the glass bottle, put it in his arms, looked up at the dim light of the sky, and said slowly:
"It's time to start plan B."
(End of this chapter)
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