Naruto: Sasuke loves to visit forums

Chapter 250: Fu Sheng stole half a day's leisure

Uchiha Sasuke leaned on the bedside, picked up a washed small tomato from the plate, and threw it into his mouth casually.

With a gentle bite, juice bursts out in your mouth.

The sweet and sour taste stimulates the taste buds and brings a refreshing sense of pleasure.

While eating the fruit, he looked at the C-level scroll glowing with blue light in his mind.

Uchiha Sasuke no longer hesitated and said silently in his heart:

turn on.

[You opened the C-level scroll, congratulations on obtaining the A-level ninjutsu: Fire Release·Detonating Flame Formation]

Immediately afterwards, there was a memory insight that poured directly into Sasuke's mind.

In the process, Sasuke gradually understood.

The so-called "Fire Escape·Detonating Flame Formation" is to bury a large number of detonating symbols under the ground in advance using the knowledge of trap layout.

When the opponent steps on the corresponding area, the caster can immediately control the detonating charm buried under the enemy's feet and stick it on the opponent's leg to injure or even destroy the opponent.

I saw that Uchiha Sasuke once again picked up a small piece of peeled apple from the bedside and put it into his mouth.

While chewing slowly, he silently evaluated the reward in his heart——

To be honest, it's a bit tasteless.

Just like this piece of apple in your mouth, it's not unpalatable, but has no 'fruit tension'.

To some extent, it's a bit boring.

Moreover, in terms of fighting style, this "trap mode" is not the fighting method that Sasuke himself likes and is familiar with.

Compared with this type, Sasuke actually prefers to be trapped in the battle and use a fighting method that combines ninjutsu and taijutsu.

Not to mention punching to the flesh, but also touching with short blades.

In the midst of lightning and flint, engaging in an extreme battle of skill and judgment with his opponent - this is the way Uchiha Sasuke is better at fighting and is more accustomed to it.

In contrast, the reward obtained this time is "Fire Escape: Explosive Flame Formation".

In addition, the "Puppet Technique" previously obtained through the Thousand Jutsu Reunification was somewhat inconsistent with Sasuke's personal abilities.

To put it mildly, it enriches and perfects Sasuke's fighting style.

To put it bluntly, it is a "tasteless" skill that is tasteless but a pity to abandon.

I can only comfort myself, which is better than nothing.

I saw Uchiha Sasuke once again taking a random piece of fruit with his fork.

While eating, he silently pondered the specific details of the new reward "Fire Escape·Explosive Flame Formation".

Among them, for the consumption of detonating talismans, I had received a related reward before, and the inventory in my hand was relatively generous.

In addition, if you think about it on the bright side, there is indeed a lot of "trap making" knowledge contained in this reward.

This may be useful when performing war missions in the future, such as camp security.

In addition, Sasuke also realized that the application of the puppet technique and the triggering process of "Fire Release: Explosive Flame Formation" are actually similar.

They all perform fine object manipulation remotely through chakra lines.

Come to think of it, the two can also benefit each other.

While Uchiha Sasuke was thinking seriously, a line of small words on the reward scroll was inadvertently triggered, which suddenly caught Sasuke's attention.

[Fire Release: Explosive Flame Formation, the proud work of the "demigod" Sanshouyu Hanzo. 】

[This technique has an extremely interesting cause and effect. When faced with a specific enemy, it may trigger a strange reaction from the opponent]

Sansho Fish Hanzo?
In my memory, I once heard Master Toad mention this person.

This person Yu is the leader of Yinren Village.

Once upon a time, he was a legendary figure who shone brightly in the Second Ninja War.

As for the second sentence of this line of fine print, Uchiha Sasuke read it several times, but still didn't know what it wanted to say.

It seemed like everything was said, but there was not a single message.

Thinking of this, Sasuke couldn't help but feel a little angry.

This system seems to have a very ambiguous attitude towards the disclosure of information.

Take this damn "cause and effect" as an example. Either you say it clearly or you don't say it at all.

It's really disgusting to reveal information but only tell half of it!
As this line of small words appeared, Uchiha Sasuke's original thoughts of "study seriously, research and practice" were also stirred up and became irritable.

At this moment, he finally remembered that he had just posted a joke post before.

By now, senior netizens should have started to reply, right?
Thinking of this, with curiosity and joking, Uchiha Sasuke finally opened the post.

I browsed through the replies from the forum buddies one by one.

It was too late and he rushed quickly: "Everyone, back off! 'King of Escape', Uchiha Sasuke is online!"

Pretending to escape?

This post was originally meant as a joke, so Sasuke naturally wouldn't think that this was really a blood inheritance limit.

Recalling Onito Suigetsu's evaluation of himself, Sasuke nodded with a smile——

The words are concise, concise and general.

I like this title.

Qian Liexian: "The sky has cleared up, the rain has stopped, and Erzhuzi feels like he can do well again."

Seeing this, Uchiha Sasuke raised his eyebrows unconsciously.

if not?
Just kidding, you guys take a closer look!

Immortal body! !
Continuing to browse backwards, the emotions of some netizens gradually came into Sasuke's eyes.

Melee intelligence hero: "Here comes the supermodel monster!!"

Leave blank: "Hey! I haven't been online for more than half a month. Is this version update so strong?"

Orange Orange: "I have been paying attention to this post. Speaking of which, Er Zhuzhu didn't really have a few good meals before.

"One thing to say, this wave is indeed a strong enhancement. If done properly, you can quickly master the organization copy."

Yes, I just want to see this.

Uchiha Sasuke browsed everyone's comments with satisfaction.

The regretful feeling of "walking in brocade clothes at night" before was finally completely made up for at this moment.

However, after the post was opened, people commented. In addition to what Sasuke wanted to hear, there were naturally a variety of other voices.

What's more, Uchiha Sasuke also adopted a very hateful "pretending to escape" method of asking questions this time.

Therefore, in addition to the above-mentioned positive comments, there are also endless voices that directly mock and teach lessons——

Mr. Xiaoxiao: "You're just pretending? It's very distressing, isn't it?"
"If you commit suicide now, all your worries will be gone, and all your illnesses will disappear~"

For some reason, Sasuke felt even more happy when he saw such words.

The purpose of "pretending to escape" is to get the best feedback from such reactions.

After waiting for a while, there was no suggestion pop-up window from the system.

Think about it.

After carrying out the suggestion of suicide, who is left to open the scroll?
Dayin lay at home: "It's easy to handle! Don't worry about running out of chakra, just increase your strength!

"The next step is to find a way to practice Wood Release, and use all the chakra every day to build a real estate company in the Naruto world. Empty the six wallets of the residents of the ninja world, stimulate consumption, and promote the economic prosperity of the ninja world.

"Through this method, we will promote the urban construction of the Ninja World, improve the living standards of the civilians in the Ninja World, and promote the consumption of steel, building materials, chemicals, transportation, home appliances, decoration, furniture, and cultural markets and other means of production and living materials."

[You have received a new suggestion: Find a way to practice Wood Escape. Adopt and complete this suggestion to get a B-level scroll]

[You have received a new suggestion: establish a Ninja World real estate company to promote the economic prosperity of the Ninja World. Adopt and complete this suggestion to get an A-level scroll]

Uchiha Sasuke looked at these two suggestions and didn't know what to think.

The former is the limit of blood inheritance. If you are born with it, you will have it. If you don't have it, you will not have it.

Apart from rewards, Sasuke really couldn't think of any other way to get it.

As for the latter, although it sounds reasonable, it is obviously a new and unfamiliar territory for Sasuke.

To be honest, Sasuke didn't even understand what a company was.

Forget it, it was just a post in the first place.

Uchiha Sasuke smiled and shook his head, returned to the post again, and continued to browse backwards.

midjuly: "If you don't practice the pupil technique well and go to do physical things, next step, do you want to do personal Churiki?

"I think you are just rebelling against Tiangang!"

Well? May I?
Probably due to the way of expression, this time, the suggestion system was not triggered.

Wandering Seagull: “I’m so exhausted from working every day, and when I come back to go online, I still have to watch you show off.

"Tired, destroy. May there be no Uchiha in heaven."

Da Wei Miao: "Upstairs, I can understand your mood, but I still have to point this out solemnly. I'm sorry, heaven is full of Uchiha."

Wandering Seagull: "What the hell?"

Nuanbao Mommy: "You died laughing." The above remarks are a scene of "pretending to escape" causing harm and breaking the defense of senior netizens.

Although he seemed to be scolded, overall, Sasuke was very happy being scolded.

However, the combat effectiveness of senior netizens is by no means limited to this.

The next netizens who responded showed their full "anti-Versailles" combat qualities. In just a few sentences, Uchiha Sasuke's "pretend to escape" was completely eliminated.

Sweet and Sour Dinosaur: "Good! The familiar taste appears.

"Next, we will see Erzhu's whim, and he will be beaten immediately!"

Dog lover: "It does look familiar. Should I say it or not, it's exactly the same as the character he had when Kaleidoscope first opened in the original timeline.

"If you see a dog on the road, you have to kill it with Amaterasu. If you see anyone, you can only think about pushing. Your combat IQ can be said to have dropped off a cliff."

JJ: "That's right! What you said upstairs is true. I am that dog! In addition, according to reliable information, Uchiha Sasuke at that time used his 'Susanoh' to help lift the urine when he peeed." Pants."

Where the hell did you get reliable information from?

Say it and I promise not to beat you to death.

Seeing this, Uchiha Sasuke, who was still smiling at first, suddenly lost his temper.

Although the words of this wave of senior netizens may seem outrageous, they are actually beating themselves up.

Don't be crazy, as being too crazy will cause trouble. You must understand the principle of "being humble".

However, compared with the comments of the next group of netizens, the above-mentioned netizens are still too gentle.

Long Xiaofei: "What's wrong with the immortal body? I still can't defeat Obito's divine power. What are you talking about?"

Increasingly, he said: "Does the Akatsuki organization know? Shinra Tianzheng wiped out the village in an instant. With your immortal body, you are just a piece of cake in front of others."

Working soldier: "Second Pillar, wake up! Master Banner's Wheel Tomb and Border Prison are collecting people again. If you get there late, you won't have a place."

Flower Sea Nan'an: "Just live and continue living. In a few years, if everything goes well, an alien named Kaguya Otsutsuki will come to mess with you.

"Then, I'll just say something casually. She has a skill called 'Kill the Bones Together'. She shoots bones from the palm of her hand. When touched, they are annihilated and turned into powder.

"Susanoh is like paper in front of this move."

Zhuge Xianyu: "Yeah, it's just ridiculous. I don't know what he's talking about. Have you heard of Frieza? The planet-destroying bomb can blow up the whole world for you casually."

Dongdong Bao: "Then if you want to talk like this, I have to mention the fat blue Doraemon, who destroyed the earth with bombs and easily reached Oita! What kind of immortal are you?"

Edogawa Macho: "Hahaha, yes, preliminary visual inspection shows that the recovery ability of the immortal body is not half as good as that of Tom and Jerry~
"You must know these two. If you want to be round, you can become round, and if you want to be square, you can become square. They will not be burnt by fire, drowned by sea, and can swallow any weights or axes! All resistances must be full!"

Kang Mingkai: "Hey! The funny comics are too bullying!"

With the heated discussion among the above-mentioned netizens, Uchiha Sasuke's mouth became louder and louder.

Until the end, I was completely stunned.

Originally, Sasuke did come to post in a "show off" mood.

Of course, we are all family, sharing the joy and just joking.

Overall, Sasuke was in a very relaxed mood.

But now, with the comments of this wave of netizens, Uchiha Sasuke's heart gradually sank.

Unexpectedly, I don’t know what kind of universe the senior netizens live in.

This group of brothers, they are far more knowledgeable than Uchiha Sasuke imagined.

The names of powerful people who have never been heard of are constantly appearing in the mouths of netizens.

Unimaginable tricks and skills were mentioned casually in the replies of netizens, causing Sasuke to constantly refresh his knowledge.

I deeply feel what it means to be "there is a sky beyond the sky".

At this time, facing some information revealed by senior netizens, Uchiha Sasuke carefully wrote down every name and skill.

And, after the final summary and careful thinking, Sasuke finally decided to list Doraemon, known as "Blue Fatty", as the number one enemy in the ninja world.

After doing all this, Uchiha Sasuke solemnly opened the input box and wrote in reply to the post:

“Thank you seniors for your earnest teachings.

“After listening to everyone’s speeches, I deeply felt how big the world is, and I also clearly realized my own insignificance and shortcomings.

“In the days to come, I will keep the teachings of my predecessors in mind and practice them with practical actions.

“I will take every battle seriously and will not take any enemy lightly.

“At the same time, I will work harder to focus on practice and continuously improve my ninjutsu literacy and comprehensive abilities.

"Try to be strong enough to protect the people and things that are important to me before facing a crazy demon like 'Fat Blue' Doraemon."

After a period of strange silence, netizens gradually digested Sasuke's reply and started their own replies.

Edogawa Macho: "Not bad. Come on, I'm optimistic about you."

Dongdongbao: "It's serious and funny, poster, I'm going to laugh to death from you.

"Follow me, follow me!"

The above two comments can almost be regarded as the epitome of the template for the following replies in this post.

Next, some of the replies to Sasuke were from netizens like "Edogawa Macho Man", who appeared to be serious and encouraging, but in fact were teasing and teasing;

Others, like netizen "Dongdong Bao", laughed unceremoniously.

However, in Sasuke's view, the latter is a manifestation of the bold temperament and perverse language of the senior netizens.

Uchiha Sasuke has long been accustomed to this.

Moreover, with the serious encouragement of netizens such as the former "Edogawa Macho Man", they started to make noises.

As a result, Sasuke continued to go further and further down the misguided path.

He even secretly made up his mind to carry out his humility to the end.

At this point, after the change of mentality, the fun of this post has become much less interesting.

In the end, Uchiha Sasuke simply closed the post and returned to his own world.

Before he knew it, he had almost eaten all the fruit on the bedside table.

The sky was getting dark outside the window. Sitting on the head of the bed, Uchiha Sasuke couldn't help but yawn.

The leaves are gently blown by the wind.

Outside the door, there were occasional sounds of coming and going.

The entire bedroom is filled with a peaceful and comfortable atmosphere, as if time has become slow and leisurely here.

Suddenly, Uchiha Sasuke felt that he was enjoying this time.

That's right.

Gaara, that crazy guy, I don’t know if he’s dead or not;
That old thief Danzo Shimura is still secretly active in the village, like a maggot in the tarsus;
The mysterious Akatsuki organization first appeared in the Sunagakure Ninja Village. At the same time, it successfully captured the Six-Tails Jinchuuriki and was slowly showing its power to the world;

Orochimaru led the Otogakure Ninja Village to successfully invade Kirigakure. On the other side, the powerful soldiers of the Otogakure Ninja Village in the Kingdom of Thunder may attack again at any time.

The haze of war still hangs overhead;
The "caged bird" curse of the Hyuga clan is still hurting the children of the Hyuga family separation one after another;

From the Uchiha clan
Uh, forget this one.

Compared to other issues mentioned above.

This matter, in today's Uchiha Sasuke's heart, he no longer cares so much.

All in all, the world is as noisy as a spark.

Visible to the naked eye, it is slipping in a direction that is getting worse and worse.

Uchiha Sasuke is sitting here.

He looked back at the past and saw that life was full of fatigue and pain;

Looking ahead, there are still endless battles and challenges;

However, at this moment, just this moment, Sasuke suddenly didn't want to think about it all.

Even if it's just one night.

At this moment, the intoxicating night wind blew from the window.

The curtains moved slightly, and the time was peaceful.

Uchiha Sasuke reached towards the bedside table. On the plate, there was the last bright red strawberry left.

Sasuke picked it up and put it gently into his mouth.

Mmm, so sweet.
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In the days that followed, Uchiha Sasuke returned to his previous regular and happy life.

Practice, eat, visit friends, practice.

I met many friends and heard many trivial things.

I accepted many respects from strangers and gradually adapted to this kind of life.

However, this peaceful life was soon broken by a sudden and strange incident——

Sasuke's good brother and good partner in career.

The partner who fights side by side, the hand of the future Hokage, Hyuga Neji.

It seems, missing.

(End of this chapter)