Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 186 Zeng Xiaoxian’s Sweet Dream
Chapter 186 Zeng Xiaoxian’s Sweet Dream
"Teacher Zeng, relax..."
"Relax..."
"Imagine you are lying on the beach in the Maldives, with warm sunshine pouring on your bronzed skin, and the cool sea breeze blowing away the last trace of heat from your body.
“The waves rise and fall one after another, and the sound of the waves is continuous.
"The girl you like is lying on the lounge chair next to you right now, and the two of you are drinking the same cold drink.
"You close your eyes, and the sounds you've been dreaming of echo in your ears.
“The fans screamed, the leaders praised and the parents were pleased.
"You feel very relaxed, extremely relaxed..."
Zeng Xiao Xian:……
Zeng Xiao Xian:……
Nanfeng tried to wake up Zeng Xiaoxian, but Xiaoxian waved him away: "I hate it~ I am sunbathing with Lin Chiling."
Yifei yawned and quickly said energetically: "It turns out that your sound relaxation therapy is indeed very useful."
"Is this too relaxing?"
"It took a lot of effort to get him to relax, but in the end he went to relax with Lin Chiling in his dream."
At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian was grinning and immersed in a sweet dream. A trace of crystal clear liquid slowly flowed from the corner of his mouth to the table.
Dong dong dong dong dong…
"Hey!" Zi Qiao exclaimed, "I'm imitating Teacher Zeng's shout. Do you think he usually shouts like this?"
Meijia's eyes lit up: "It seems so, but the voice is too low to hear clearly."
Yu Mo, who had just woken up, was a little less refined than an urban beauty, and a little more lazy like a cat.
"Get up and take sleeping pills."
In this way, Teacher Zeng has gained the fame of his apartment that he always dreamed of.
Nanfeng knocked on the table erratically, and kept increasing the volume of the knocks.
Don't thank me, this is just what you should do as a friend. I also hope that Teacher Zeng can sleep as soundly as he does now.
"Then we can't sleep now." Yifei snorted, "It's been more than an hour, and he can't even relax, let alone his body and posture.
Nanfeng sighed first, and then...
After taking the photo and saving it, Nanfeng looked at the six people sleeping soundly around him.
It was just because he couldn't make Teacher Zeng relax after exhausting all kinds of methods, so he used some hypnosis and psychological suggestion techniques in his voice.
"I was originally listening to how you could make Teacher Zeng relax with just your voice, but as I was listening... I was woken up by you." Yu Mo stretched and murmured vaguely.
My group of people have been busy working on his affairs for a long time, but you are lucky enough to be basking in the sun with Lin Chiling in your dream?
What a heartless person!
Yu Mo quickly stopped Yifei: "Teacher Zeng finished the night shift last night and came over early this morning after finishing styling.
Zi Qiao shook his head and moved his muscles: "Normally, the five of us sitting next to him all fell asleep. Nanfeng was standing next to him talking. It would be strange if he didn't fall asleep to death."
"Yes, it's quite useful. The people involved are already relaxed enough to have sweet dreams." Nanfeng sighed.
"Ugh..." Everyone was disgusted by Zi Qiao's deliberately elongated clipping sound.
Is Lin Chiling jealous?
Zhang Wei, who had finished heating the milk and returned to his seat, pointed sleepily at Zeng Xiaoxian's lips that were constantly opening and closing: "I see Teacher Zeng is mumbling something in his mouth. Is he talking in his sleep?"
Let you relax, can you just let me fall asleep?
And he's actually drooling?
Nanfeng stood next to Zeng Xiaoxian, who was still sleeping. He smiled and teased: "You are using me as a whisper to help you sleep."
Zi Qiao leaned in front of Zeng Xiaoxian and stared carefully, and began to repeat Zeng Xiaoxian's whisper: "Zhiling, Xiao Lingling..."
"What time has it been and you're still sleeping? Watch me flash my bullets to make this guy wake up!" Yifei rolled up her sleeves angrily and prepared to wake up Zeng Xiaoxian.
Yu Mo suppressed a smile while gently comforting Yifei.
After Teacher Zeng finished soliciting sponsorship, he had his mugshot of the vice chairman of the residents' committee replaced with this one, ensuring that all the apartment residents would remember him at first sight.
Of course I happily took photos and recorded them.
Everyone woke up as if from a dream, and suddenly realized that they had just fallen asleep.
Why does it feel like Yifei is jealous rather than angry?
As a result, this group of people was completely wiped out. They were really defenseless against themselves.
Zeng Xiaoxian was still immersed in sleep.
"He must not have slept much in the early hours of the morning. It's normal for him to be a little sleepier than us now. Let's just treat it as a nap."
Nan Feng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian who was sleeping soundly on the table with a speechless expression.
He gently patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Teacher Zeng, get up.
“The more I asked him to relax, the more nervous he became, and his whole body was as stiff as a robot.
"Teacher Zeng seems to have fallen into a deep sleep." Meijia muttered.
"Get out of the way, I can lip read."
Zeng Xiaoxian: Zzz……
Everyone thought about what Zeng Xiaoxian usually called... and suddenly felt even more disgusting.
Zi Qiao continued to read Zeng Xiaoxian's lips: "Dear Ling, you are so beautiful and your skin is so white.
"Xiao Ling, let's compare the size of our hands.
"Your hands are so small and soft. Are all girls' hands as soft as yours?"
Zhang Wei said suspiciously: "We won't hear anything inappropriate for children later, right?"
"Not suitable for children...that would be great!" Meijia rubbed her chin and clapped her hands after a moment. She quickly urged: "Anyway, the curry sauce is not here. If it is not suitable for children, it is not suitable for children. Ziqiao, keep going."
"Fuck." Yifei put her hand on her forehead.
Zi Qiao continued: "Oh, Xiaoling, your hands are so cold. Let Brother Xian cover them for you."
"Your hair is so smooth and smells good, and your eyes are so beautiful. Why are you so cute?"
Yifei couldn't help but spat: "Obscene."
"Oh, I'll just give you a hug..."
"Holy shit!
"Why don't you have it too!"
Everyone:? ? ?
Everyone:! ! !
Zeng Xiaoxian was suddenly awakened by the nightmare. He suddenly opened his sleepy eyes and vaguely saw a man's face in front of him, so close that it was almost touching his body.
Before he even looked carefully, he instinctively punched out.
"Damn it, you're chasing me all the way out of my dream!"
"what!"
Zi Qiao was caught off guard and knocked to the ground by Zeng Xiaoxian's punch.
"Damn it, how can you be so strong now!"
Zi Qiao covered the right side of his face and cried.
Including the left side of his face that was swollen by Zhang Wei not long ago, now the left and right sides were finally symmetrical.
Only then did Xiaoxian realize that the person in front of him was Zi Qiao. He quickly helped him up: "I'm sorry, Zi Qiao. It's all my fault that I just had a nightmare."
Zeng Xiaoxian paused and decided not to reveal the embarrassing thing in his dream: "I just dreamed of boxing with boxing champion Tyson, and I couldn't hold it back for a while."
Everyone, look at me and I look at you, silently lowering their heads and suppressing laughter.
Yifei nodded and said: "Yes, indeed.
"I don't know whether boxing champion Tyson's hands are ice-cold or soft. Do you want Brother Xian to help him cover them?"
"Hahahahaha..."
Everyone couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed out loud.
Zeng Xiaoxian was petrified: "You, you all heard it?"
"Absolutely. Zi Qiao can lip read, and we all listen to his retelling." Zhang Wei said with a smile.
After being treated like this by Teacher Zeng, his depressed mood today was completely relieved.
Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily: "Lu Ziqiao, it's all your fault!
"I'm just talking about why there are men's voices in my dreams. If you hadn't disturbed my subconscious by making noises, I would still be lying in the Maldives basking in the sun."
"You don't have the ability to meet a man yourself. Is it your fault?"
Zi Qiao replied with a look of displeasure on his face: "How about you let Nan Feng help you relax now? He might still be waiting on the beach in the Maldives for you to go back and have a good time."
"okay."
Nan Feng suppressed a smile and said, "If you want to pursue the responsibility for this, you can ask Zhang Wei in private if there is any law that can help you determine who is at fault."
He patted Zeng Xiaoxian's weak body: "How about Teacher Zeng, is your whole body not tense now?"
"It's not just that it's not tight." Meijia's cute big eyes rolled around: "I think Teacher Zeng is so scared~"
"very good."
Before Zeng Xiaoxian could react, Nanfeng held his shoulders, "I don't care whether you are relaxed or scared, remember this feeling.
"Now you re-enter the state of hosting the show with this feeling, and I will slowly correct your shortcomings."
Zeng Xiaoxian followed the instructions honestly, and this time it was indeed different from before.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who woke up from the nightmare and is still frightened, can't seem to get excited.
Now he finally felt the sense of relaxation that Nanfeng had mentioned.
"Very good. Now your straight back doesn't have that rigid feeling, and the overall look is looser and softer."
Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, and suddenly he looked up at the girls: "Do you have a mirror that can be moved to your bedroom?
"A full-length mirror is best, but a half-length mirror will also work. In short, the bigger the better."
"I have a full-length mirror in my bedroom. I'll bring it out for you."
Meijia trotted back to the bedroom and soon brought out a full-length mirror.
Nanfeng directed: "Teacher Zeng, you bring a chair and sit in front of the full-length mirror."
Zeng Xiaoxian honestly moved a chair and sat in front of the full-length mirror. He was originally quite relaxed and became nervous when he saw himself sitting in front of the mirror. His body that had just relaxed showed signs of regaining its tension.
"Remember the feeling just now... If I really can't remember it, you can also think about whether Xiaoling's hair really smells so good and is so smooth."
"Depend on!"
Zeng Xiaoxian felt uncomfortable all over when he thought about it.
"Relax and bring that feeling back to where you were running the show."
Nanfeng pointed at the mirror and said: "Because the time is too short, we cannot let you carve your temperament, conversation, body and manners into your instincts through day-to-day training.
"So you have to see it, remember it, and understand what you need to do to maximize your personal charm."
Nanfeng changed the topic and encouraged: "But don't worry, your foundation is very good.
"And people like us who are just improvising don't need to learn much at all. We only need to solve the overall problem and the eyes and that's enough for you."
"First of all, the whole..."
(End of this chapter)
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