Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 288 Wanyu’s Dumplings

"Are you also a lawyer?"

Zhang Wei looked at each other in disbelief.

How could such a coincidence happen in this world?

"The word [also] is not quite accurate."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei smiled: "You haven't even passed the law test yet, so you're not considered a lawyer yet.

"And judging from your extremely stable test scores in the past few years, I guess you won't be able to do it this time."

Wan Yu frowned when he heard this.

It seems that all the friends around him have been thoroughly investigated.

[Daddy has gone too far! 】

"I hope so, and good luck."

"Fortunately, the three of us have very good physical fitness, so one of my colleagues said that there is no hope for us to rely on our brains to eat, but we might as well try to rely on our bodies to eat.

“I was just like this boy Zhang Wei at the beginning, young, ideal and ambitious.

"Zhang Wei...Viagra..."

"Oh……"

"This year, this year I will definitely pass the exam."

After listening to bodyguard Zhang Wei's little story, everyone's eyes looked a little strange.

Bodyguard Zhang Wei couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth when he thought of this.

Although this little story was a little outrageous in the end, the three of them did achieve their original purpose of relying on their bodies to eat.

“In the end, the edges were really smoothed away and I lost my spirit, so I discussed changing careers with two other colleagues who were also frustrated.

The curious Youyou's eyes were shining at the other end of the video, and she asked quickly.

For now, bodyguard and bodybuilding coach Zhang Wei is definitely not going to work.

As for the gold medal male model, no one here has ever seen Zhang Wei’s hardware.

Zhang Wei accepted the nickname Stingy Ghost very naturally. He asked weakly after being silent for a while.

“I can’t compete with my birthplace, nor can I compete with my sect, let alone my bloodline.

Zhang Wei raised his head unconvinced and said: "Next year... bah!

“As a result, after only half a year of working in the lawyer’s circle, I discovered that the lawyer’s circle is most about family background and sect.

Zeng Xiaoxian called Zhang Wei with a mean smile.

"Brother Zhang, since you were a lawyer before, why did you change your career to become a bodyguard?"

Yu Mo covered his cheek and said in despair, "Teacher Zeng, now you have to make it clear which Zhang Wei you are calling."

"Isn't it difficult to get involved in the legal profession?"

Everyone couldn't help but frown in thought.

"We and another colleague all thought it made sense."

"roll!"

How about... let Zeng Xiaoxian sacrifice?
Finally, Wan Yu said whimsically: "How about you go to the Umat Rescue Team as the deputy captain, and take turns transforming into a golden armored warrior with Shao Zhongtian?"

"Who said that, I just didn't perform well the first few times...

Bodyguard Zhang Wei's lips moved slightly, and he seemed to curse silently before continuing.

"You think if I had to rely on my body for food, what would I be suitable for?"

"If you want to reach the top of the legal circle, in addition to family background and sect, you may also need to talk about bloodline."

"Uh……"

The bodyguard Zhang Wei just said a blessing quietly, then lowered his head and continued to cook his sauce duck.

The movements of bodyguard Zhang Wei's hands were a little slower, and he couldn't help but start recalling the past.

"My point of view?"

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei!"

“But we have all studied law for so many years, and for a while we really didn’t know what else we could do besides the legal profession.

"As for the friend who first proposed this idea...he is now a gold medal male model at the White Horse Club, and is known as the [Pile Driver] in the world."

After thinking about it for a while, Youyou felt that neither of these two titles was quite right.

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, and then shouted: "Stingy Zhang Wei, would you like to express your opinion?"

“I thought I could rely on my own efforts to climb to the top of the legal circle step by step to safeguard the justice in my heart.

"That's all!"

“So one of the three of us became a bodyguard and the other became a bodybuilding coach.

Zhang Wei laughed and cursed.

However, as soon as he finished his joke, Zhang Wei felt three cold eyes coming towards him.

He turned around and saw the Viagra trio looking at him with unkind expressions.

[As the saying goes, when you beat a dog, it depends on the owner... Bah! 】

[Hit the owner and still look after the dog... Bah! 】

[The Lord humiliates the subject and dies, the Lord humiliates the subject and dies, do you understand? 】

[How dare you scold our eldest lady in front of us? You really think the three of us can only cook! 】

For this nearly seven-digit annual salary, the Viagra trio are as loyal as old servants from the past.

Wang Wei gestured with the iron pick in his hand with a kind face: "I feel like the meat I just skewered was all fat. Now I want to skewer some lean meat for you to try."

Zhang Wei suddenly felt excited when he heard this.

Li Wei raised the two kitchen knives in his hands and said with a ferocious smile: "As long as I'm here, I guarantee that I won't leave any fat on you."

Zhang Wei's legs began to tremble slightly.

Bodyguard Zhang Wei just looked at the destined person who had the same name as him, the same surname, and the same major, and rubbed his chin and thought.

"What kind of sauce should I put on such lean, dark meat?"

Zhang Wei saw the Viagra trio looking like they were sharpening their knives to pigs and sheep, and he immediately shrank his head and laughed dryly.

"When I say get out... I mean Wanyu's suggestion is too good. I will get out and become a warrior in golden armor."

Wan Yu looked at the three bodyguards with a dissatisfied look on her face: "We are just joking among friends, are you three like this?"

The three bodyguards suddenly changed to gentle and kind expressions: "We were just joking."

"cut."

With a straight face, Wan Yu took on the airs of a young lady and ordered for the first time: "I don't want you to make such a joke again, otherwise the consequences will be very serious!"

The three bodyguards smiled sheepishly.

Zhang Wei saw the four people making such a fuss, and he was so kind-hearted that he actually wanted to find a topic to skip this matter.

He looked around, and then asked in surprise: "Where has Nanfeng gone? Why haven't you seen anyone else yet?"

Guangu explained: "Nan Feng said he went back to the apartment to get his luggage." "Now?"

Wanyu looked puzzled.

Nanfeng didn't go back to get it early or late. Do we have to rush here and there on New Year's Eve? '

really weird.

Guangu thought for a while and guessed: "Maybe Nanfeng just thought of something particularly important in the suitcase. After all, his memory is really bad."

Zhang Wei nodded in agreement: "It's possible."

……

Wait until the Viagra trio finish the New Year's Eve dinner. The time has also come to the afternoon.

The sumptuous meals were neatly placed on a large table. In the evening, Wan Yu and the others only needed to warm up a little to give Nanfeng's grandparents and Grandpa Zeng a big surprise when they were about to return.

"Do you want to stay and have New Year's Eve dinner together tonight?"

At the gate of the old house, after obtaining Nanfeng's consent, Wan Yu made an invitation to celebrate the New Year to her three bodyguards.

The three bodyguards thought for a while and all shook their heads in rejection.

As a bodyguard, sitting at the same table with Wan Yu for dinner, they didn't know if Wan Yu would be embarrassed. In short, the three of them would indeed be embarrassed.

"Then you wait a minute." Wan Yu said and ran back to the old house.

Not long after, I saw her rushing out at a trot, holding three large lunch boxes in her arms.

Wan Yu handed the heavy lunch box to the three of them.

“It’s the Chinese New Year, and there’s no place in the village to have New Year’s Eve dinner.

"I will only stay in the old house tonight and won't go out. You don't need to continue to monitor me. I can go to the town and see if I can find a restaurant to eat."

“I originally wanted to bring you some extra things to add to your meal, but considering that you made those things, I’m too embarrassed to give them away.

"My friends and I make these dumplings stuffed with chives and pork from beginning to end. You just need to cook them."

Wan Yu snorted at the three bodyguards: "Although I'm still unhappy with you following and monitoring me, I don't care about you too much during this Chinese New Year.

"Happy New Year's Eve, may you get rich."

The three of them felt the heavy weight of the lunch boxes in their hands and laughed out loud in unison.

"Happy New Year's Eve, Miss. May you make a fortune"

Wanyu waved to the three of them and then returned to the old house.

Suddenly she thought of something and trotted back again.

"One more thing, remember to return the lunch box tomorrow. It belongs to the Nanfeng family."

Zhang Wei, the bodyguard who has worked in the Lin family for the longest time, watched Wan Yu return to the old house. He was amazed and said: "The eldest lady has really grown up a lot this time."

Li Wei, who loves to complain, hugs his lunch box tightly as if he has found a treasure.

"I can't eat the dumplings stuffed with chives and pork made by my mother. It would be good to try the dumplings stuffed with chives and pork made by the eldest lady."

Then he complained again: "It's hard to eat dumplings in a ghost place like this, let alone dumplings stuffed with chives and pork."

Wang Wei chuckled and said: "I really don't understand how you, a Hong Kong double-headed man, like dumplings stuffed with chives and pork so much."

"I'm happy, can you take care of it?"

Li Wei said harshly: "I'm telling you, I will definitely eat the most dumplings tonight, and you must not compete with me!"

Bodyguard Zhang Wei disagreed: "Look at your virtue, it's just a meal of dumplings, who's going to snatch it from you?"

"Oh, you are an ignorant person..."

After Li Wei despised his companion's shallow opinions, he opened the lunch box with anticipation.

The three of them were busy making New Year's Eve dinner just now, and they really didn't care about how the eldest lady's dumplings turned out.

"Let me see how the dumplings made by the eldest lady..."

Li Wei fell silent for a moment.

He looked at the lunch box which was full, but each strange-shaped dumpling fell into deep thought.

"This dumpling..."

Wang Wei picked up a strange-shaped dumpling, his eyebrows almost frowning together.

This is more like a small bun than a dumpling.

The person who made this dumpling must have just randomly placed the fillings on the weirdly shaped dumpling wrapper that was originally rolled out, and then gathered the edges of the dumpling wrapper in the center like a bun.

After the dumplings are shaped like steamed buns, the person making the dumplings does not continue to fold a few pleats like making steamed buns. Instead, he pinches the upper part with one hand and applies a rotation to the lower part of the dumpling with the other hand. force.

So this dumpling that resembles a steamed bun turned into a dumpling that resembles a steamed bun with thin lines rotating around it.

Maybe we can be more explicit.

This is a dumpling that looks like poop in anime!

If this dumpling is enlarged, it can directly replace the hairstyle on Lazy Sheep's head.

In addition to this dumpling that looks very much like poop, there are many weird dumplings in the lunch box.

For example, a dumpling that looks like a banana, a dumpling that is shaped more like a glutinous rice ball than a glutinous rice ball, a terribly ugly pig head dumpling...

The shapes of these dumplings may seem strange and ugly, but in fact they all have one thing in common.

That makes people look unappetizing.

The three bodyguards fell silent upon seeing this.

Li Wei, who likes eating dumplings, put on a stiff smile and tried to save Wanyu's respect.

"Actually, the appearance doesn't affect the taste of the dumpling itself, right?"

The remaining two Viagra nodded in unison.

Bodyguard Zhang Wei suddenly asked: "Awei, you just said that you must eat the most dumplings tonight, right?"

"me……"

Li Wei was about to cry but had no tears left. He wished he could slap himself for the harsh words he just said.

Bodyguards Zhang Wei and Wang Wei patted him on the shoulder with understanding: "We know you like eating dumplings stuffed with chives and pork.

"It's okay, we all understand."

Wang Wei thoughtfully gave the lunch box in his hand to Li Wei, who loved dumplings: "Eat, you can eat it with confidence."

"Yes, it's all yours, no one will snatch it from you tonight."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei's mouth may have been a little slow, but the movements of his hands were not slow at all.

The two people who handed over the lunch boxes in their hands coincidentally walked around the big enemy in the middle, and they put their arms around each other and sang together.

"Let's go, let's go to the town quickly to see if there is any place where we can eat. If not, we should prepare the New Year's Eve dinner."

"What about Ah Wei?" Wang Wei asked.

"Awei? Aren't those three boxes of dumplings enough for him?"

"Makes sense."

(End of this chapter)