Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 296: You just found someone so shameless?
"What?!!"

The old man's words made everyone in the apartment exclaim in surprise, and Zeng Xiaoxian almost jumped up from his chair.

Zeng Xiaoxian put on a polite but stiff smile: "Old man, there is no need for us to show fists during the Chinese New Year."

Just kidding, the man in front of me is not an ordinary old man, he is the master of Hu Yifei, the female devil.

Even though he is now old and frail, and his fighting ability is not as good as before, it is not easy to deal with himself.

No comparison, absolutely no comparison.

Whoever compares with him is a fool!
“Just moving my hands and feet, what does it have to do with not celebrating the New Year.

"You young people today are just lazy. Before us, it was really three-nine in the winter and three in the summer. We never stopped practicing all year round."

The old man sighed with regret. In fact, he also knew that he could not hold the young people of today to the standards of the past.

And it is precisely because practicing is so tiring that no one is willing to learn this kind of hard work now.

Wan Yu smiled when she heard this.

[He looked down slightly numbly and saw another Zeng Xiaoxian lying on the ground, unconscious. 】

Originally, the old man wanted Yifei to accompany him in a few moves, but now there was Zeng Xiaoxian, a karate master who claimed to have beaten all over Japan, which immediately aroused his curiosity.

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly wanted to cry without tears.

If they were bullying others when they competed in martial arts, then wouldn't the old man be bullying others when he competed in martial arts?
No, it’s bullying the dead.

"Old man, how about..."

"Either or nothing."

"I'm a bad old man with no education. You, a doctor with two qualifications, are trying to compete with me. Isn't this bullying!"

What Yifei means is... to let herself compare with the old man?
Does she really want to see me get beaten?

Compared with the old man's joy, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows almost curled together.

He looked at the old man, his most usual flattering smile instinctively appearing on his face.

[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian sat cross-legged in mid-air with his eyes drooped. 】

But it was his father who beat him, and his wife who scolded him.

[He was still sitting cross-legged in mid-air with his eyes drooped. As Yifei and the old man sighed, Xiaoxian shouted in an emotionless voice. 】

The old man was gearing up and eager to give it a try: "Come on, let's not be serious about it, just play a few tricks with me, an old man, and let's warm ourselves up."

I really wanted to find someone to stretch my fists with, but I couldn't find anyone who was celebrating the Chinese New Year.

[In the end, Zeng Xiaoxian could only look helplessly at himself after the rescue failed, and was covered with a white cloth by Yifei and the old man. 】

From years ago to now, he has either been beaten or scolded.

"Old man, it's not that I don't want to warm up with you, it's... I just got up to my waist. If you don't believe me, ask Yifei and Nanfeng.

Sure enough, the old man hummed a few times.

【I think I can still be rescued~】

Ha ha.

The old man glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian: "I thought you were quite pleasing to the eye just now. Why are you so stubborn and sticky now?"

"How about... let's have a literary fight?"

Play with the old man and warm yourself up?

Yifei nodded in agreement. The old man's description of Zeng Xiaoxian was very appropriate.

Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian could only wink at Yifei desperately, hoping that she could say a few words for him, but what he got in the end was a slight nod and a firm look from Yifei.

The old man continued: "Whether you come or not, please give me a pleasant word. If you want to compete, then compete. If you don't want to compete, then firmly refuse. Why do you say so much and have nothing?"

Let someone who can write Chu Zhongtian as Lin Danda accompany you in your literary struggle. Teacher Zeng, you are really a genius.

[Zeng Xiaoxian, who was floating in the air, turned his head away, not wanting to see this scene that was too eye-catching. 】

"Forget it, don't talk about this."

[Let me and my husband do some tricks to warm up our bodies. 】

Even if you are old and can't use your real skills, you might as well learn the ways of this wise man.

[After these moves, your old body feels warm, but my body is about to get cold! ! ! 】

Zeng Xiaoxian, who broke free from his fantasy, couldn't help but shudder.

[While Yifei and the old man were extremely anxiously performing cardiac resuscitation and artificial respiration on Zeng Xiaoxian on the ground. 】

【Someone come quickly~】

[Don’t get me wrong, Hu Yifei is responsible for compressing the heart, and the one responsible for artificial respiration...]

Even though the old man seems happy all day long, he feels miserable in his heart.

Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment.

Facing these two living ancestors, he didn't dare to fight back even when he was beaten, and he didn't dare to fight back when he was scolded in the past few days. He was so aggrieved that he died.

Or maybe Yifei wanted to take this opportunity to implement the plan she said at the entrance of the village.

That is to say, through this competition, I will expose myself, and then put all the fabricated charges on myself.

In this way, the two of them can stage a big quarrel and breakup drama in front of Yifei's family, and she can be completely liberated.

Thinking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes darkened visibly.

He looked at the old man, nodded slightly and agreed: "Okay, I will play a few tricks with the old man."

Everyone in the apartment was immediately shocked.

The old man then laughed heartily and said: "Okay, okay, this is a bit manly.

"The space here is too small to perform exercises, so we went to the yard to show off."

Before the old man finished speaking, he was already walking towards the small courtyard resolutely.

"Old guys just don't accept old age. Even though they are old, they still want to compete with young guys."

Mr. Yuan snorted coldly and said: "Let's go too and see how he will be beaten by the young people and run away."

"it is good."

As he spoke, Yifei's parents and grandparents also walked into the small courtyard.

Before leaving, Aunt Yuan specially told Xiaoxian: "Xiaolian, Mr. Chu is old after all, you can just exchange hands with him, don't do anything serious."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said: "Auntie, don't worry, we are all a family. Just like the old man said, we are just keeping warm."

"That's good."

Aunt Yuan clenched her hands into fists and cheered for Xiaoxian.

"come on!"

When Yifei's parents and grandparents all went to the small courtyard, everyone who was stunned by Zeng Xiaoxian's nod of agreement quickly gathered around.

"Teacher Zeng, what on earth were you thinking that you would actually agree to fight with my grandfather?

"Even if he strikes carefully and can't hurt you, will you still lose face later?
"Or are you just awakening to your unique habit of being beaten up by old men?"

Nanfeng couldn't understand how Teacher Zeng, who had always been so timid, could suddenly make such a decision.

Zeng Xiaoxian pursed his lips, but he said indifferently: "Anyway, it's just this one visit. At worst, I'll just take a taxi and leave later.

"As long as I don't hear anyone talking about me, I'm not embarrassed."

"Zeng Xiaoxian, you are sick!" Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian angrily.

"What's wrong with you, do you suddenly want to be beaten? If you want to be beaten, you can come to me!"

"You ask the old man to fight with you. If he finds out that you lied to him, he will give you panda eyes!
"You still want to take a taxi and leave. What should I do if you take a taxi and leave, but stay here and be questioned by them?"

Zeng Xiaoxian paused, stretched out his hands and grabbed Yifei, who was angrily trying to stand up and teach him a lesson.

"Wait a minute, didn't you ask me to agree to sign with the old man?"

Yifei looked confused: "When did I ask you to agree to compete with the old man?"

She is not a pervert, how could she enjoy watching Zeng Xiaoxian being abused so much.

Even if Zeng Xiaoxian was to be tortured, she would have to do it herself. Zeng Xiaoxian was completely confused now, and he stammered and asked: "Well, then you were nodding slightly at me just now, and your eyes were still so firm.

"This, doesn't this mean that I should nod in agreement?"

"fart!"

Yifei was almost so angry that Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to slap her chair: "I'm telling you not to hesitate, don't think too much, just say no openly and openly."

She put her index finger against Zeng Xiaoxian's temple and complained: Zeng Xiaoxian, please use your brain.

"The old man is not a bandit or a tyrant. If you refuse directly, will he still pick up his chair and force you to take action?
"Besides, there are so many people here in our apartment. Even if you refuse, everyone can still help you put in a good word.

"For such a simple thing, why did you choose the stupidest way?"

Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with hatred: "The old man is a very serious person. If you don't agree to him, nothing will happen to him, but if you agree to him, you must have a fight with him.

"Have you thought about a comfortable position for you to fall down later?"

"what!"

After hearing the bad news, Zeng Xiaoxian put his head in his hands and cried loudly: "Then what should I do now?"

"What should I do? Salad!"

Yifei glared at him angrily, this guy had already promised, what else could he do?
If she really couldn't do it, she would have to admit that it was her vanity and strength that had gilded Zeng Xiaoxian's resume with so many billions of gold.

Since he is the baby of the family, they won't scold him too harshly.

We can't let this bitch come all the way and run back in despair, right?

Although this bitch is ruthless and ruthless, she, Hu Yifei, is still very loyal.

Yes, be loyal!
She hummed a few times and walked towards the small courtyard without looking back.

"Yifei."

Seeing Yifei walking away, Zeng Xiaoxian leaned back on his chair in despair.

He looked at Nanfeng and the others listlessly: "Then what should I do now? I can't really fight with the old man."

Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, and he seemed to have thought of a brilliant idea: "You said, if I pretend to have a stomachache later and need to go to the toilet..."

"Then with my old man's character, he will definitely wait until you come out after using the toilet before competing with you."

Nan Feng teased: "Teacher Zeng, you've come all the way here, and I'm afraid you wouldn't want to spend the whole time in the toilet at Yifei's house, right?"

"If you have stomach pain... cramps, how about calf cramps?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked with hope: "It could be blepharospasm, duodenal ulcer, or gastric perforation."

Nan Feng shook his head and did not think Teacher Zeng's methods were useful.

If you promise to get sick in the back, are you really a fool?

No, the old man seems really not smart.

But Mr. Yuan and Mrs. Fang are really shrewd. Can they see your little Jiujiu?
Immediately afterwards, several people tried to help Teacher Zeng think of a solution.

It's just that the thing happened too suddenly, and the time left for them was too short. There was no good way for Teacher Zeng to escape unscathed and save his face at the same time.

"Hey, I'll go to the hospital to help you delay for a while. It's up to you to decide what to do."

Nanfeng, who had not been sleeping well these days, felt that his mind was groggy. After thinking for a while, he simply gave up thinking and became an assistant.

Nanfeng patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Teacher Zeng, take care."

The remaining people looked at each other and gave their most sincere blessings to Teacher Zeng.

"Take care of yourself."

"strong."

"Condolences."

"Look away."

Seeing everyone leaving, Zeng Xiaoxian leaned on the chair and began to think carefully.

Is there any way that I can finish this play without being beaten?
……

Nanfeng didn't even need to buy Zeng Xiaoxian too much time. He had already walked to the small courtyard with confidence.

"Old man, I'm ready."

As Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, he performed a Wing Chun starting position.

Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's determination to win, and immediately hesitated.

Judging from the look on this bitch's face, he must have thought of something.

So should I confess now?

While Yifei was hesitating, Zeng Xiaoxian winked at her.

She thought about it and decided to let Zeng Xiaoxian try to solve it by herself.

Even if he fails, the worst he can do is bear it with him.

Seeing this, the old man nodded and said with a satisfied smile: "The spirit looks pretty good, but the starting position is too soft.

"But let's just stretch our muscles. There's really no need to take it too seriously."

As he spoke, the old man also made a starting gesture.

At this time, Wan Yu got a small red flag from nowhere. She placed the small red flag horizontally between Zeng Xiaoxian and the old man and shouted loudly.

"Three, two, one, start!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth, took one step forward, and rushed forward as quickly as possible.

The old man frowned and stared closely at Zeng Xiaoxian's empty lower body.

[Unsteady steps, too forward center of gravity, too weak lower body, stiff limbs... This guy can beat all the karate masters in Japan? 】

[Has Japanese karate degenerated into this? 】

The old man was still frowning and thinking, but Zeng Xiaoxian was almost sprinting to him in just a few steps.

Even though Zeng Xiaoxian's endurance is very poor, as an adult male, his short burst of speed cannot be ignored.

The old man was about to step forward, wave his palm to fight back, and at the same time explore Zeng Xiaoxian's background.

As a result, something happened that shocked everyone.

Zeng Xiaoxian's waving fist and his whole body were frozen not far away. It was not appropriate to keep the old man's raised palm raised, nor was it appropriate to hit him.

[What the hell is this kid doing? 】

"what!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and shouted, as if he had exhausted all his strength.

But as he exerted all his strength, his whole body seemed to be hit by a strong wind, not moving forward but retreating.

Zeng Xiaoxian stepped back continuously until he fell to the ground in an extremely exaggerated manner.

He looked at the old man in surprise, then raised his hands and praised him.

"The old man has such great internal strength!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's voice echoed in the spacious courtyard for a long time, and everyone was dumbfounded by his poor performance.

Yifei even covered her face with her hands, simply not looking.

The old man's raised palms began to tremble slightly, and he gritted his teeth and stared at Zeng Xiaoxian.

He wished he could ride on Xiaoxian and give this shameless guy a punch in return.

[I asked him why his limbs were so weak and his lower body was so weak. He didn't look like a master at all. 】

[After doing this for a long time, you are treating me like an old child to coax me! 】

[Does he think I'm the kind of scoundrel who won't be convinced if I lose? 】

The old man was angry and angry, but he burst out laughing again.

He looked at Hu Yifei who was covering her face and jokingly said, "You just found someone so shameless?"

(End of this chapter)