Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 357: South Wind Eliminates Three Evils

Meijia explained the whole story in detail. Nanfeng and Curry Sauce almost listened to this absurd and incredible farce with their eyes wide open.

"Oh my god."

Nan Feng clapped his hands in shock. He simply concluded, "So tonight's world war was caused by you, a sleepwalker, two drunkards, a drama maniac, a love-brained person, and an angry foodie?"

Mika smiled awkwardly: "Although I feel that what you said is not quite right, but if I insist on summarizing it this way, it seems to be okay."

Guan Gu, the shy boy, blushed and asked, "Who do you say is love-brained?"

Nan Feng rolled his eyes at him: "What do you think?"

Guan Gu immediately lowered his head and dared not look at Youyou.

Nan Feng, who has a mysophobia, was so angry at the messy living room that his breathing became rapid. He gave a thumbs up to the few people and said, "You guys are really good. It's not easy to get six weirdos like you together in one night.

"Those who know this place think this is the Love Apartment, while those who don't think this is Arkham Asylum."

Youyou smiled flatteringly: "Nanfeng, don't be angry first. I admit that we made a lot of noise and went a little crazy tonight, but at present, 3604 has no other problems except that it is a little dirty..."

Before she could finish her words, the decorative murals on the wall fell down one by one, and the ceiling lights, which had been splashed back and forth by the splattered milk, began to flicker.

The seal of the refrigerator door, which had been opened and closed by them countless times, seemed to have lost its magnetism, and the entire refrigerator door was wide open. Guan Gu tried to close it several times but failed.

Youyou scratched his head and smiled: "Although there are some minor problems, everything is still under our control..."

[Wait until I tear open half a mile of this universe of morning and evening, and the three-foot green light will rotate to wash away the smoke and dust...]

Nanfeng's cell phone buzzed, he picked up the phone and responded politely.

"Hello, Aunt Bai."

"Yes, I just came back, Yifei is still outside."

"Yes, yes, our floor is indeed a bit noisy tonight..."

"Has he been complained about by someone upstairs?"

"Okay, okay. I'll remind them to be more careful next time."

"Don't worry, I will handle the follow-up matters and will not cause any disputes between the upstairs and downstairs."

"I'm so sorry to bother you so late..."

Nan Feng put away his phone and looked up at You You: "What did you just say? Everything is under your control?
"Why don't you handle the complaints upstairs yourself?"

Youyou shook her head like a rattle: "No, I didn't say anything just now."

She zipped her mouth directly: “Nothing, nothing!”

"My God!"

Curry Sauce seemed to have just reacted to this huge amount of information, and she jumped up in shock.

"So much popcorn can't be eaten like this, what a waste!"

Mika agreed after hearing this: "Yes, what a pity."

"What a pity! What a waste!"

Nan Feng pointed angrily at the mess in the living room and said, "Why don't you take a look at what you have done?

"You guys have turned the living room into this state, and you two foodies are so embarrassed that you still feel sorry for the popcorn.

"And you are disturbing the public, do you understand? Fortunately, it is not too late now. If you did this in the middle of the night, you would all be publicly criticized.

"Now everyone, stand in a row!"

Meijia, Guan Gu and Youyou immediately lowered their heads and lined up obediently. Curry Sauce pointed at himself aggrievedly, but was glared at by Nanfeng and had to join the line.

[I just feel bad for the popcorn, it has nothing to do with me! ]

"And you, stand there obediently!"

Nanfeng looked down at Yumo who was hugging him tightly and refused to move and said.

"No, I will hold you."

"What are you hugging for? Hurry over!"

Nanfeng's tone wasn't too harsh, but Yumo's tears came suddenly.

"You are cruel to me."

She buried her head in Nan Feng's arms and said coquettishly: "You have changed. You don't even love me now."

Nanfeng is not a person with a strong personality. He was so angry that he had no place to vent when Yumo acted like a spoiled child.

It's impossible to reason with a drunk person, right?
"I love you."

Nan Feng shook his head and smiled: "Why don't I love you anymore?"

Yu Mo pouted and said, "But you were fierce to me just now, very fierce."

"I'm not being mean to you. I just want you to stand still by my side."

He said gently as if he was coaxing a child: "Didn't you just say that they bullied you? Only if you stand still can I free my hands to help you deal with them, right?"

"Really?"

"real."

Nan Feng took out a tissue and wiped the mask off Yu Mo's face: "So you stand there and wait for me, okay?"

"it is good."

Yu Mo squinted his eyes and smiled foolishly.

The four people standing in a row, Meijia, could not help but stare in amazement. Youyou even murmured excitedly, "It's worth it to see this scene even if I get scolded tonight."

The other three nodded frantically.

They have lived together for so long, but they have never seen Nanfeng and Yumo like this before.

Good boy, you two are really good at hiding things.

Seeing that Nanfeng, who was angry just now, lost his temper in the blink of an eye because of Yumo's few words, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and start laughing.

This is really like the story of tofu being poached in brine. One thing conquers another.

Yu Mo finally stood still obediently after being coaxed and deceived by Nan Feng. Now he could free up his hands to deal with the two inseparable tyrants and their evil concubines.

If these two don't calm down tonight, no one else will be able to calm down either.

"Didn't you try to wake up Zhang Wei?" Nanfeng asked.

Guan Gu said: "We tried, but he just wouldn't wake up."

Seeing Nan Feng walking towards Zhang Wei, he quickly reminded him: "Nan Feng, you have to be careful. Zhang Wei is very strong now and very aggressive, so we can't do anything to him and can only play along with him."

"Acting, huh? I get it."

He walked towards Zhang Wei with confidence.

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei." Nanfeng called softly.

Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard this, and then he said angrily: "How dare you! Who are you to call me by my real name?"

Nanfeng coughed lightly a few times, and the voice of a strange old man came out of his mouth.

"Listen carefully to who I am."

"You are... the Grand Master!"

Zhang Wei was startled. He said in a panic, "Tai, Taifu, why are you here?"

"Why can't I be here."

Nan Feng continued to scare him with the voice of Zhang Wei, the professor: "I came to see if you have revised your thesis, but I saw that you neglected your studies, favored the evil concubine, assassinated the eighteenth prince, and even plotted against the queen mother!
"Zhang Wei, don't you want to graduate?"

Zhang Wei's face turned pale when he heard this. He pushed Xiaoxian away from his arms and clasped his hands together, begging, "Master, Master, I know I was wrong. I will definitely revise the paper well.

"Master, Master, you must not let me postpone my graduation. I will be laughed at by the people of the world."

Seeing Zhang Wei so panicked, Nanfeng couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth slightly.

The reason why he knew Teacher Zhang Wei's voice was because he happened to meet the old gentleman last time when Zhang Wei used his faculty card to invite him to the university cafeteria for dinner. Since Teacher Zhang Wei's voice was very distinctive, Nan Feng remembered it in his heart.

I have used Teacher Zhang Wei's voice to play tricks on Zhang Wei before, but the effect was never as good as this time. Nan Feng snorted, "Forget it, since you study hard, I won't let you delay your graduation this time, but you still have to be taught a lesson.

"Someone, bring me my ruler."

Youyou picked up the salted fish and handed it to Nanfeng.

Nan Feng whispered, "Change it, isn't this the Imperial Sword?"

"Yeah."

Youyou looked around, and finally she ran to the kitchen and handed Nanfeng a rolling pin.

"This is good."

Nanfeng was waving a rolling pin, and the whistling sound made Zhang Wei's eyes twitch constantly.

"Hand out."

"Master..."

"Hand out."

Zhang Wei stretched out his hand reluctantly.

Nan Feng gently tapped Zhang Wei's palm with a rolling pin: "This time I'll just give him a small punishment and warn him, it won't happen again!"

He pointed to the line where Meijia and the others were standing and said, "Go stand there as a punishment. Don't talk or move."

"Yes."

In order not to delay the completion, Zhang Wei stood still very obediently.

As for the next Zeng Xiaoxian, he is easier to deal with.

"Teacher Zeng, what are you wearing?"

Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wearing black underwear on her head, and had an urge to poke his own eyes out.

Zeng Xiaoxian even touched the underwear on top of her head with great pride: "I turned into a princess in just one second."

"Okay, then I'll be a princess."

Nan Feng said patiently: "But it is the 21st century now, Mr. Zeng, you are still a TV host, a very, very famous public figure."

"Hehehe..."

Zeng Xiaoxian was drunk but still narcissistic. He gave Nanfeng a thumbs up and said, "You have good vision. I am such a very famous public figure."

Nan Feng clapped his hands and said, "So, for the sake of your public image, shouldn't you take this thing off your head?

“After all, it’s the 21st century now, and the Qing Dynasty died long ago.

"If you openly declare yourself to be a princess, it will definitely set a bad example for young people, and the station will definitely fire you."

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian bit his fingers nervously when he heard this. He cried like a child, "Yes, I am a public figure. How can I be a princess?"

"correct."

Nan Feng continued to threaten gently, “Besides, Yi Fei already dislikes you for being a sissy, and now you are both a concubine and a princess, she will definitely dislike you even more if she knows.

"Will your career and love be ruined by then?"

"Yes, yes, if Yifei knew, she would definitely hate me to death."

Zeng Xiaoxian burst into tears: "It's over. My career and love are ruined."

Nanfeng gently touched his head and comforted him, "It's okay, it's okay, Xiaoxian, don't cry. Brother Nanfeng will help you find a solution, okay?"

"Nanfeng...Brother?" Meijia and others couldn't help but laugh.

Twenty-two-year-old Nanfeng becomes the older brother of twenty-seven or twenty-eight-year-old Xiaoxian, which is simply the opposite of what Tiangang is like.

However, Xiaoxian no longer had the extra time to think about the issue of age. He grabbed Nanfeng's arm tightly and said, "Brother Nanfeng, you must save me."

"Okay, okay."

Nan Feng's lips curled up: "Then call me Brother Nan Feng a few more times and let me hear it."

Then he looked at Meijia and urged in a low voice: "Meijia, what are you still standing there for? You must record this critical moment.

"With this video, we can at least blackmail Mr. Zeng into giving us a big meal."

In fact, Nanfeng didn't care whether it was a big meal or not. The main thing was that he must keep a video as evidence of the fact that Teacher Zeng called him brother, so that Teacher Zeng wouldn't just play tricks and pretend to have amnesia when the matter was mentioned in the future.

"Yes."

Mika quickly took out her cell phone to witness this historic moment.

She suddenly felt a little regretful that she didn't record the scene when Nanfeng pretended to be the master and beat Zhang Wei with a stick.

After Xiaoxian called him Brother Nanfeng several times, Nanfeng said with satisfaction: "How about this, as long as you listen to me tonight, Brother Nanfeng will keep this a secret from everyone who knows about it, and this way both your career and love will be preserved."

"it is good."

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned and said, "Thank you, Brother Nanfeng."

"So nice."

Nan Feng nodded gently: "Then the first thing you need to do now is... take this thing off your head!"

His face changed instantly and he shouted, "Right now! Immediately!"

"oh oh……"

Xiaoxian quickly reached out to take off the underwear on his head, but it was obvious that Teacher Zeng had no experience in taking off underwear. He tried to take it off for a long time but failed.

In the end, Nanfeng pulled Youyou's underwear off.

He turned and held out his hand to Youyou: "Do you want this again?"

"No more."

Youyou waved her hands repeatedly: "Give this to Teacher Zeng... No, it seems that I can't give it to you... Anyway, I don't want it anymore."

"Row."

Nan Feng casually stuffed the underwear into Xiao Xian's coat pocket. He smiled wickedly and said, "Then wait until Teacher Zeng wakes up tomorrow and let him deal with it himself."

Then Nanfeng instructed Xiaoxian, "Now, go stand there, don't talk or move, and wait for my next arrangements."

"Oh……"

For the sake of her career and love, Zeng Xiaoxian obediently stood beside Zhang Wei.

"It's done."

After dealing with Yu Mo in a few moves, Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian's Nan Feng said to Mei Jia and the others proudly, "Is this how you were made to be by these three guys?"

"Nanfeng, it still has to be you."

Meijia, Youyou and Guan Gu all gave a thumbs up to Nanfeng.

"Now let's talk about you three."

Nanfeng crossed his arms across his chest, seeming to want to say something but stopping himself.

Finally, he just sighed and said, "I know everyone drank a lot tonight. Although it's a bit horrible to see the whole thing happen, I saw you guys were having a lot of fun just now.

"We can make whatever noise we want in our own home, but there is one thing we must do: we must not disturb other people.

"Otherwise, next time Aunt Bai calls me to complain, I won't help you deal with the mess."

Meijia and the other two nodded repeatedly, they looked at each other, then ran towards Nanfeng and hugged him tightly.

"Thank you Nanfeng!"

Nan Feng immediately shouted in disgust: "Hurry up and let go, you are all so dirty!!!"

"Hahaha……"

The three of them laughed.

Yu Mo also quickly opened his arms and rushed towards Nanfeng.

(End of this chapter)