Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 370 South Wind~
"Lend your auspicious words."

Zhang Wei was silent for a long time before he uttered these few words.

He rolled his eyes and began to daydream unrealistically: "Maybe I have more than one listed company waiting for me to take over. Maybe one day my biological parents will wear golden armor and ride on colorful clouds to take me to join the immortal class."

Curry Sauce was shocked to hear Zhang Wei's audacious idea: "Uncle Zhang Wei, even if you take classes to become a domineering CEO, you can't satisfy you. You want to go straight to heaven and become a domineering immortal king."

Ziqiao teased Zhang Wei, "Zhang Wei, I didn't expect you to be dark-skinned, but you have beautiful ideas.

"According to Lu Xun's words, you are a human being who wants to become an immortal. You were born on earth but want to go to heaven."

"When did Lu Xun ..."

Nanfeng's subconscious rebuttal stopped abruptly, it seemed that this sentence was really said by Lu Xun.

When did Lu Ziqiao become so cultured?
As if he had noticed Nan Feng's surprise, Zi Qiao said with great joy, "You never thought that I, Lu Xiaobu, am also a cultured person."

"Culture!"

Meijia revealed the truth: "This guy is pursuing a girl who likes Lu Xun's literature. He is just cramming for the exam."

"They're all the same." Zhang Wei sat down on the sofa and said, "For me, being a CEO and being a god are both equally difficult. In short, it's impossible."

Everyone laughed when they heard this.

"okay."

Zhang Wei waved his hand and said, "Hurry up and adjust. We are ready to continue filming."

He must be tired holding the camera all the time.

"it is good."

Under Zhang Wei's command, the four members of 3602 re-performed the scene they had just performed.

Although the performance of the four people this time was obviously much smoother and more fluent than before, the scene in front of them was still so embarrassing that Nanfeng could barely hold his feet.

So the question is, since this drama is so embarrassing, why does Nanfeng still stay in 3602?
Because although this play is awkward, it is really addictive.

Nanfeng originally thought that after they finished praising the apartment landlord and the residents' committee in such a pretentious manner, they could just start eating, but he didn't expect that there was actually a sequel to this scene.

No wonder Zhang Wei just said that this is a very long, very long, very long shot.

Ziqiao picked up a piece of cola chicken wing and handed it to Meijia's bowl, and said with a loving look on his face.

"Dear Meijia, thank you for preparing such a sumptuous meal for us. You can eat the cola chicken wings first."

Mika's face showed a rather exaggerated surprise when she heard this.

"How can I be so embarrassed? My contribution to this apartment is insignificant compared to the three of you."

As she said that, she handed the chicken wings to Guan Gu's bowl.

"Come here, dear Guan Gu. You worked all night to finish your manuscript. You must have been very tired.

“After eating these cola chicken wings, I hope your creative inspiration will soar high and fly freely.”

"Thank you Mika."

Guan Gu had a formal look of being moved. With tears in his eyes, he wiped his fogged glasses and then picked up the chicken wings in the bowl and put them in the curry sauce.

"But let the curry sauce eat the chicken wings first. She is young and still growing. She should eat more delicious food to replenish her body."

Curry Sauce's mouth was watering as she looked at the cola chicken wings in the bowl, but she still started speaking her lines.

"Ah, I feel so blessed to have such gentle brothers and sisters like you three care about me."

She swallowed her saliva, but still had to pick up the chopsticks and pick up the chicken wings and give them to Ziqiao.

"But you should eat this chicken wing first, Brother Ziqiao. After eating this chicken wing, you will be even more powerful and will be able to wag your tail like a dragon."

"No, Meijia, you eat it." Ziqiao put the chicken wings into Meijia's bowl again.

"No, Guan Gu, you should eat it."

Mijia looked at the cola chicken wing that went around and around and finally returned to her bowl, and without hesitation, she gave it to Guan Gu.

"No, you should eat the curry sauce."

Guan Gu once again passed the chicken wings to the curry sauce.

Curry Sauce followed suit: "No, Brother Ziqiao, you should eat it."

"No, you eat."

"No, you eat."

"No, you eat."

"No, you eat."

……

Nanfeng looked at these four guys who had a table full of delicious food but didn't move their chopsticks, but just wanted to eat a chicken wing, so they kept giving way to each other.

They were so humble as to do this for more than ten rounds!
Dozens of rounds!!

In ancient times, even if one wanted to abdicate the throne, one would just go through the process of declining three times and it would be done. But you guys, on the other hand, went through this process for more than ten rounds!

Is this piece of cola chicken wing more precious than the throne? ! !
Nan Feng had an expression like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

“Kaa, very good!”

As Zhang Wei stopped filming, everyone present breathed a sigh of relief.

Nan Feng asked in despair, "I just want to know one thing... Who wrote this script?"

In fact, from these dozen or so times of hesitation and dilatory humility, he had already sensed the extremely distinctive characteristics of a certain radio host.

Especially the affectation in every line, which makes people feel cheap at first glance.

All he wants now is a confirmation.

As expected, Ziqiao pointed to 3601 with a sly smile on his face and said, "Who else could have written this script?"

"I knew it."

Nan Feng rolled his eyes at the group of guys when he heard this: "How dare you act out the script written by Teacher Zeng? Aren't you afraid that you won't even pass the first round of screening?"

"Probably not."

Meijia picked up a braised chicken leg and ate it while saying, "Teacher Zeng and Yifei said that promotional videos like the most beautiful suites are shot like this: clarify the purpose, refine the value, highlight...

"What's the highlight?"

Meijia's brain obviously couldn't remember Yifei and Xiaoxian's long speeches.

Curry Sauce was shocked when she saw Meijia pick up the chicken leg and start eating it. Without saying a word, she quickly picked up a chicken elbow and started eating it.

The delicious food in front of her really made her hungry.

Finally, it was Guan Gu who helped Meijia add: "Yifei and the others said: clarify the purpose, refine the value, highlight the main idea, and sublimate the theme."

"Yeah."

Meijia went on to say: "So even if what we filmed is indeed a little fake, our central idea is still noble enough."

"Hehehe..."

Nan Feng curled his lips and said, "Your so-called high-sounding central idea is that you spend money to rent a house and then you have to praise the landlord and the residents' committee?

"What's the difference between this and workers thanking their leaders for providing jobs?"

Well, if it was Teacher Zeng who wrote the lines, then he could indeed thank the leader for providing the job. His body trembled slightly, and Teacher Zeng's greasy voice seemed to ring in his ears, "Lisa~"

Nan Feng continued, "Besides, judging from your performance just now, this is no longer just empty talk, it's simply stupid!"

"There's nothing we can do."

Curry Sauce gnawed on his pork elbow and said vaguely, "Our suite is not filled with graduate students like 3601. The only college graduate here is a Japanese.

"We can't just shoot a video with a script written in Japanese."

Guan Gu scratched his head embarrassedly.

Given his level of Chinese proficiency, it would be too difficult for Guan Gu to write Chinese scripts now.

And expecting the remaining three guys, who only have high school education at best, to understand the Japanese script is already putting too much pressure on them.

This is simply going to cost them their lives!

Zi Qiao chuckled and said, "Although Mr. Zeng's script is indeed a bit disgusting, it's not a big problem. It's okay if it's stupid."

A sly look flashed across his eyes: "Anyway, this is the advice given to us by Mr. Zeng and Yifei. With the two cadres of the residents' committee here, it won't be a problem for us to get to the voting stage easily.

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"When the time comes to vote, hehehe..."

Nanfeng said "oh" and finally understood what the guys from 3602 were up to.

He was just wondering why others believed Yifei and Teacher Zeng's lies, but how could Ziqiao, who was so smart and lazy, cooperate to do such a stupid thing.

It turns out that they were planning to tailor the promotional video based on the judges’ preferences.

Although the judges' authority only covers the audition stage at most, as long as you can successfully pass the audition and enter the voting stage, the quality of the video is no longer important.

I believe everyone who has helped relatives and classmates to like and vote is aware of this kind of thing.

"So that's what you think."

Nan Feng's body, which had been tense due to embarrassment, relaxed.

He leaned back on the sofa and gloated, "It's just a pity that according to the regulations, if the cadres of the residents' committee also participate in the selection of the most beautiful suite, they cannot participate in the audition as judges.

"If that's your plan, then you can only convince 3601 to give up the competition."

"ah?!!"

3602The four people exclaimed.

Ziqiao, who originally thought that 3602 would definitely pass the audition, slapped his thigh and shouted, "No, Teacher Zeng and Yifei didn't tell us about this either."

He had everything planned out. When the voting and selection process officially began, it would be time for him, Lu Xiaobu, to show off his connections and eloquence.

It is no exaggeration to say that I have almost received the free rent, water and electricity for the year and an average bonus of more than 20,000 yuan per person. I didn’t expect that the cooked duck would fly away!
"Oh……"

Nan Feng seemed to have remembered something: "If they didn't tell you about this, then is it possible, I mean possible...

"Maybe I forgot to inform them about this?"

He waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter. These rules should be in the relevant details of the event page. If you don't believe it, you can check it out online yourself."

Zi Qiao wanted to cry but had no tears: "You mean that I just need to scroll to the bottom and then check the box [I know and agree to] the relevant details?"

"Logically speaking, shouldn't you be able to figure this out just by thinking about it?"

Nan Feng laughed at the naivety of the others: "How can it be possible in this world to be both a contestant and a referee at the same time?"

Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "Isn't the situation you're talking about very common in the United Nations?"

“That’s because some countries are shameless.”

Nan Feng said calmly: "But our residents' committee still has to have some dignity."

Wanyu asked curiously, "If neither Mr. Zeng nor Yifei can be a judge, then is you, Nanfeng, the only judge we know?"

"That's right."

Ziqiao and Meijia looked at each other, and the eyes of this pair of Condor Heroes lit up again.

Since Mr. Zeng and Yifei are unreliable now, why not...

Nan Feng then added: "But there will be a lot of judges in charge of the selection process, so one more or one less of me won't make any difference."

The light in Ziqiao and Meijia's eyes dimmed.

"But it seems that I am the only vice chairman among this group of judges."

Ziqiao and Meijia's eyes lit up again, and expectant smiles appeared on their faces.

"But our main goal in this selection is fairness. Even the vice chairman only has one vote, which will basically not affect the fairness of the review."

Ziqiao and Meijia sighed and slumped in their chairs with dim eyes.

"Then again, I have a good reputation and good standing in the residents' committee. If I vote in favor, no one will object."

Ziqiao and Meijia sat up straight in an instant, their eyes shining frighteningly brightly.

Guan Gu saw them getting excited and frustrated at times. He carefully poked the curry sauce next to him who was already chewing on the third pork elbow and asked, "Are Ziqiao and Meijia performing Sichuan opera face-changing now?"

Curry Sauce picked up a tissue and wiped his greasy lips: "They have taken too many shortcuts and are no longer willing to follow the right path."

Guan Gu looked confused: "What do you mean?"

She sighed pretentiously: "When you reach my age, you will understand."

"Oh ah?"

Nan Feng frowned and thought for a while: "But there will be a chairman on the scene to supervise and ensure the fairness of our voting."

"Ugh……"

The two of them sighed listlessly.

"But the chairman is just a mascot, and the final decision is still in my hands."

Once again, Ziqiao and Meijia's eyes suddenly lit up with dazzling light.

"But……"

"Don't say but!" Ziqiao quickly interrupted Nanfeng's speech.

His long and convoluted speech made his and Meijia's eyes light up and dim, dim and light up, just like two flashlights that were turned on and off at random.

But even a flashlight can't withstand his frequent turning on and off.

"Nanfeng, just give us a definite answer. Do your words count among the residents' committee?"

After Nan Feng pondered for a moment, he answered hesitantly: "Should, maybe, possibly, 80%, probably... I guess that's the final word."

"South wind~"

The two overly sticky calls made Nanfeng shiver uncontrollably. He looked strangely at Ziqiao and Meijia, whose faces were full of flattery and fawning.

"Are you... possessed by Teacher Zeng?"

The two men rubbed their hands, stood up with sly smiles on their faces and walked towards Nanfeng.

　I'm coming

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