Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 377 Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, 1 Brothers in 7 Toilet

Chapter 377 Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, Seven Brothers in One Toilet

Zeng Xiaoxian ran to the bathroom door in a panic and pushed it open.

However, the scene before him was like a bolt of lightning.

"Hi, Teacher Zeng."

Zhang Wei, Wan Yu, Curry Sauce, You You and Guan Gu, who were squatting in the toilet, all waved at him with smiles.

At this time, five people were squatting around a small table... playing Three Kingdoms!

After saying hello to Zeng Xiaoxian, they started playing games on their own.

Zhang Wei angrily slapped down a trick card: "Hey... crossing the river and destroying the bridge!"

Wan Yu: “Invulnerable. (【Invulnerable】 can be used to offset or affect the effects of other players’ trick cards.)”

"Don't worry." Zhang Wei continued to take down a lucky card, "I still have... to steal something."

Curry Sauce: "Impeccable."

Zhang Wei paused: "Ten thousand arrows fired at once."

Youyou: “Impeccable.”

Zhang Wei's face darkened: "It's made out of nothing!"

Guan Gu: “Impeccable.”

Zhang Wei's forehead was throbbing with veins: "Impeccable!"

Guan Gu: “Impeccable.”

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and threw down his last card: "Impeccable!"

Guan Gu just smiled: "Impeccable."

Zhang Wei said angrily: "I want to protest!"

Guan Gu Dandan played a black card (Guan Gu's general [Wolong Zhuge] can use a black card as [Invulnerable]).
"Impeccable."

Zhang Wei screamed, "You're not even allowed to protest?"

"Impeccable...it seems that it is really not impeccable."

Guan Gu smiled awkwardly and picked up the two black cards he threw.

"I don't agree!"

Zhang Wei muttered quietly: "Why are you all targeting me?"

Youyou tapped Zhang Wei’s Wu general card and said, “Zhang Wei, we are playing a national war now.

“Guangu and I are Shu Han, Wanyu and Curry Sauce are Cao Wei.

"You are the only Jiangdong rat in the whole place. If we don't beat you, who else should we beat?"

"Depend on!"

Zhang Wei said indignantly: "The reputation of Jiangdong disciples has been ruined by you who play tricks on people like you!"

"Oh my god."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in shock: "Can anyone tell me what you are doing?"

"Teacher Zeng, can't you see this?"

Wanyu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with caring eyes for the mentally retarded, then she pointed at the Three Kingdoms game on the table and said.

"It's obvious that we are playing Three Kingdoms."

"Nonsense, of course I know you are playing Three Kingdoms!"

Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up and down in frustration: "I'm asking why you guys are hiding in the toilet playing Three Kingdoms for no reason?!!"

"What do you think?"

The five of them looked at him with sympathy.

Xiaoxian was startled at first, then he suddenly realized: "So you are also..."

"Each each other."

Everyone smiled knowingly.

If they were the only one trying to please the judges, use connections, or go through the back door, each of them would feel ashamed.

But people always have a herd mentality, and when they find out that everyone is actually the same, they have no sense of shame at all.

"I finally understand why Nanfeng acted like a prophet tonight. It turns out he's a sixth-round player!"

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses and said, "Let me correct you. Since you, Mr. Zeng, have come over here, Nan Feng should be in the seventh round now."

Zeng Xiaoxian walked into the bathroom and subconsciously wanted to lock the door.

He quickly realized: “Hey, that’s not right.

“There are six of us here now, plus Ziqiao and Meijia who started to curry favor with Nanfeng early on, our number already accounts for two-thirds.

"Then what else do we have to hide?

"Get out!"

"That's right."

Wan Yu's eyes flashed with cunning: "But don't you want to see how many people will come to this bathroom tonight?"

"correct."

Zeng Xiaoxian touched his chin and grinned: "If Hu Yifei comes too, I won't be afraid of her laughing at me."

Everyone smiled knowingly when they heard this.

Zhang Wei, who was fighting alone, waved to Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, come quickly. We in Wu Kingdom need talents like you."

"Tsk, I don't want to be a rat in Jiangdong."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed arrogantly and said, "I want to be the leader of the group and beat the five of you alone."

Zhang Wei said cheerfully: "But aren't you from Fujian? I remember that Fujian Province was always controlled by the Wu Kingdom during the Three Kingdoms period."

"Then I won't be a rat in Jiangdong either."

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and said, "The main reason is that Zhang Wei, you are being targeted too badly. I won't be on the same team with you."

Then he walked forward and squatted down: "Hurry up and play, we are ready to start the next game."

……

Ten minutes later, Ziqiao, who was in a hurry to go to the toilet, pushed open the bathroom door and lowered his head to unbutton his pants.

"Hi, Ziqiao..."

"Ahhhh!!!"

The girls quickly covered their eyes and shouted, "Pervert!"

Ziqiao was lowering his head to unbutton his pants, but he was almost frightened to pee by their screams.

He spread his arms and leaned against the bathroom door in panic. Only after he saw Youyou and his group of six people clearly did his shock turn into anger.

"No, you are sick!"

Ziqiao looked down at his leopard print underwear and breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, I haven’t taken off my underwear yet, otherwise I would have been really embarrassed.

He held onto the bathroom door with one hand to steady himself, and while tying his belt, he cursed, "What are you guys doing in the bathroom without saying a word? Are you playing mahjong?"

Youyou covered her eyes and said angrily, “Why do you care what we do in the bathroom?

"You pervert, you took off your pants when going to the toilet!"

Ziqiao was incredulous when he heard this. He shouted in grievance: "Aunt, please be reasonable, who would go to the toilet without taking off their pants?!"

Youyou was stunned when she heard this: "That's right... Are you wearing your pants?"

"nonsense."

Ziqiao frowned: "Do you think I want to let you guys see my underwear?" The girls opened their eyes half-believingly.

Ziqiao leaned forward and poked his head out slightly, then he saw the game of Three Kingdoms on the small table.

"You guys are actually hiding in the toilet...playing Three Kingdoms?!"

He muttered in disbelief: "Even though everyone says that Three Kingdoms is shit, there's no need for you to really mutter next to shit."

Everyone smiled awkwardly.

"Oh, I get it."

Ziqiao, who was quick-witted, combined the various anomalies he had just seen in 3603 and instantly guessed the truth.

The corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing a smug smile: "You six are also here to use connections and go in through the back door."

The six people nodded awkwardly.

"And they should have come one after another, and then because someone knocked on the door, they were afraid of losing face, so they all ran to the bathroom?"

Everyone continued to nod.

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"Hahaha, it's really a shame to save face."

Ziqiao whistled proudly: "I was wondering why 3603 pulled down the curtain for no reason, and there were so many unfinished glasses of lemonade on the coffee table... and a pile of garbage."

"I repeat, that's not trash! That's mine..."

"Private collection!" the remaining five people blurted out.

Obviously, they had heard Zhang Wei say this more than once or twice.

"Okay, okay, I'll keep it as a treasure."

Zi Qiao pouted and said, "So there are six of you now. You are not afraid of losing face because you have more people. Why don't you get out?"

"We are waiting for you."

Wan Yu asked curiously, "Zi Qiao, how come you are so shameless that you hide in the toilet?"

"Who told you that I hid here because I was afraid of embarrassment like you guys?"

Ziqiao rolled his eyes: "Of course I came here to use the toilet.

"With so many people here, someone has to do what's supposed to be done in the bathroom."

He covered his lower abdomen and said, I'm almost suffocating.

"Ok."

Everyone nodded, and Zhang Wei called Ziqiao to join in: "Since you are here, why not join us in the national war."

Lu Ziqiao: "..."

"No, you are crazy!"

Zi Qiao collapsed and said, "I told you guys I was here to use the restroom, and you guys are still planning to gather here and play Three Kingdoms Kill?"

"OK."

Everyone made an OK gesture and moved their backs to Ziqiao.

"I'm asking you to get out!"

Ziqiao pointed in the direction of the living room and said, "I told you I was here to use the restroom, and there's no one outside, so why are you still hiding in the restroom?"

"Yes."

Everyone stood up and prepared to leave the toilet, but just as they approached the toilet door, they heard Nanfeng's scream.

"Yumo, why are you..."

The six people looked at each other, and Xiaoxian closed the toilet door directly.

"Hey!"

As soon as Ziqiao yelled, Youyou and Wanyu covered his mouth together.

"Listen to the gossip, listen to the gossip!"

Youyou threatened viciously: "Anyone who blocks my way from gossiping will be killed without mercy!"

"clear?"

Ziqiao nodded fearfully.

"You know what's going on!"

Youyou and Wanyu let go of each other's hands.

Ziqiao panted for a while before protesting in a low voice: "What about me going to the toilet?"

"Right here!"

Youyou glanced at Ziqiao with disdain: "Do you think any of us likes to look at you? Stop being narcissistic."

"Ha ha……"

Ziqiao wanted to cry but had no tears.

Is this a narcissistic thing?

Youyou didn't even look at Ziqiao, she tiptoed towards the toilet door.

"how is it going?
"What are Nanfeng and Yumo talking about?"

Zeng Xiaoxian put his ear against the toilet door and eavesdropped obscenely: "Nanfeng is getting lemonade for Yumo, I guess they won't be able to get to the point for a while."

He turned his head and looked at Ziqiao: "If you want to go to the toilet, go quickly, otherwise, are we going to listen to their gossip or listen to you go to the toilet?"

"Then why don't you all turn your heads away!"

"OK, OK."

Everyone turned their backs to Ziqiao.

Ziqiao unbuckled his belt and thought for a long time. Finally, he said helplessly: "Can you cover your ears first?"

"You are the only one who has many things to do."

Youyou covered her ears and urged, "Hurry up, or we won't be able to hear the gossip later."

The other five also covered their ears.

He took a deep breath and prepared himself again.

“Forget it, I give up.

"With six of you next to me... I just can't do it."

Curry Sauce muttered, "But we have covered our ears."

"Then how can you still hear me?"