Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 379: Copycat Phones Are Awesome
Chapter 379: Copycat Phones Are Awesome
In the bathroom of room 3603, everyone repeatedly reminded Youyou, who had just screamed, to speak more quietly before they let go of her hands that were covering her mouth.
"Miga is going too far."
Youyou pouted and muttered angrily, "We are good sisters, and she didn't even tell me about this."
Zhang Wei raised a possibility: "Is it possible that because Meijia and you are good sisters, she didn't tell you?"
Regardless of whether Meijia and her old classmate have any signs of this, if the loudmouthed Youyou gets to know about this, it will really become a big deal.
Meijia and Youyou are famous for their double standards when it comes to gossip. Simply put, their philosophy is: I want to participate in your life throughout, and no one else should know my privacy!
Double standard person versus double standard person, from this point of view, it is reasonable for Mika not to tell her good sister Youyou.
"Tsk, if you don't want to tell me then don't tell me."
Youyou said very dissatisfiedly: "Actually, I don't really want to know."
"Ha ha……"
Everyone smiled knowingly, knowing that Youyou was just being stubborn.
“Youyou, let’s keep our voices down.” Wanyu said, holding Youyou’s arm. “I’m afraid Nanfeng won’t be able to explain himself and will just rush in and chase us out.”
Zhang Wei nodded and agreed: "Yes, and Ziqiao, how can you be so loud even though your mouth is blocked by a towel?"
Ziqiao whimpered viciously, “Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo! (Assholes, let me go, I need to go to the toilet!)”
Ziqiao felt so aggrieved.
He just came back from picking up girls and walked around, but found that there was no one in the apartment tonight, so he thought of finding Nanfeng to ask what was going on.
Then, because I was in a hurry to go to the toilet, I met these six lunatics in the bathroom!
“Woo woo woo! Woo woo woo woo woo woo! (You’re all crazy! You’re all crazy!)”
“Wooooooooooooooooooooooo! (How can we not let people go to the toilet!)”
"Oh, you're still quite unconvinced."
Xiaoxian suggested to everyone in a mean way: "If stuffing a towel into Ziqiao's mouth doesn't work, how about we just knock him out?"
His eyebrows twitched wildly, and he looked eager to try: "During the Spring Festival, I learned a hand knife move from the old man of the Nanfeng family. I guarantee that I can knock him out without any injury... At most, my neck will hurt like a stiff neck when I wake up."
As a victim of Zeng Xiaoxian, Wan Yu subconsciously covered her neck.
Guan Gu thought about it and shook his head and said, "Forget it, Teacher Zeng."
"Why, Guan Gu, you actually feel sorry for Zi Qiao?"
"No."
Guan Gu showed disdain on his face: "I'm afraid that you'll knock him out and he'll pee later."
"Alas……"
Everyone looked disgusted when they heard this.
"Then forget it."
They continued to stick to the bathroom door and eavesdrop on Nanfeng and Yumo's movements.
……
At this moment, Nanfeng was sitting on the sofa with his eyes drooping, looking listless and depressed.
He has now completely given up the idea of explaining to Yumo. He just wants to finish talking to Yumo quickly, and then let the group of people in the bathroom out and settle the score with them.
[Damn it, it's all because of you bastards that my reputation has been ruined! ]
[Do you know that I am usually a cool and abstinent male god, but you guys have tricked me into becoming a pervert who likes to watch bondage and training videos! ]
[You six guys, just wait! Sooner or later, I will settle this account with you! ]
An experienced driver whose driving skills ranked among the top three in the apartment was thinking without any self-awareness.
Nanfeng looked at Yumo and saw that her eyes were full of shame. There was a hint of curiosity in her shyness, and there was even a little excitement in her curiosity.
No, what are you excited about?
What are you excited about?
Nan Feng didn't dare to guess too much, let alone think too much. He just sighed and assured: "Don't worry, I'm normal, very normal."
Yumo obviously didn't quite believe Nanfeng's assurance, she muttered with a wandering look in her eyes.
"You haven't tried it, how do you know if you are normal?"
Nanfeng's face turned dark, but he couldn't say a word of defense because he had never tried it.
But can this thing be tried just like that?
How to try?
Who will try with me?
Nanfeng hesitated to speak. At this moment, no matter whether he said "How do you know I haven't tried it?" or answered "How about the two of us give it a try?" both were options that would definitely lead to his death.
So he coughed lightly and decided not to explain any more to Yumo on this topic.
"So what does Mika's going out to eat with her old classmate have to do with everyone disappearing from the apartment?"
Yumo smiled knowingly.
She also knew that Nan Feng was trying to change the subject, but she didn't expose him.
As a young boy, it is understandable that he would watch some weird videos occasionally.
As long as you don't become abnormal, everything will be fine.
"It's like this, this afternoon when we were shooting a video outside, Meijia secretly came to me and told me that her old classmate wanted to treat him to a meal.
“I heard that the restaurant they are going to tonight is quite high-end, so Meijia wants me to help her design her look and makeup like last time.
“It turned out that Yifei was nearby at the time and she happened to hear the incident.
"So after Meijia left, Yifei quietly asked me if I wanted to go with her tonight to see if Meijia's old classmate was as good as Youyou said, and to satisfy my curiosity at the same time.
"It's just that stalking is not very ethical, so I resolutely refused."
Nan Feng was amused when he heard this: "Don't be ridiculous. Would you choose to refuse such a fun and gossipy thing?"
He dared to put it here. With the busy personalities of everyone in the apartment, no one could refuse Yifei's extremely tempting proposal. Not even one!
Including himself.
"Hate it, why did you expose me?"
Yu Mo snorted and confessed honestly: "In fact, I promised Yifei to go together, but suddenly a big client called and said he wanted to consult me in person about something.
“You know, beauty consultants like us have to follow the schedules of big clients even on our days off.
“So I didn’t go.”
She sighed, with a hint of regret in her eyes.
"Oh."
Nanfeng nodded, revealing a look of understanding: "So what you mean is: it is very likely that Yifei leaked the news, so everyone in the apartment followed Yifei to follow Meijia's dinner party?"
Yu Mo nodded firmly: "It must be like this."
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Nan Feng suppressed his smile.
If Nanfeng hadn't been able to hear the noise made by these guys hiding in the bathroom, he might have believed Yumo's words just by looking at his confident look.
Although Yumo's analysis is reasonable and seems like something that everyone in the apartment would do, her reasoning is completely wrong.
Yu Mo moved over and said excitedly: "Nan Feng, do you think we will have enough time if we rush to the restaurant where Mei Jia and the others are having dinner?"
Nanfeng was also interested by Yumo's question. He was indeed curious about what kind of person could be taken care of by Meijia as a big sister for so many years.
Anyway, there is a high probability that no one will come to ask for help tonight, so it is better for Yumo and I to go out and join in Meijia's fun than to let those guys in the bathroom continue to squat in the corner and listen to my gossip.
Who knows if Yumo will suddenly say something obscene while chatting with him. This kind of thing happens quite often in normal times.
After all, she is a 26-year-old sister, and her words are so stimulating.
"How about...you ask Yifei?"
Nanfeng suggested.
"good idea."
Yumo took out his cell phone and sent a message to Yifei, but the two waited for a long time but did not receive a reply from Yifei.
"I see. She must have chosen to silence her phone because she was stalking Mika."
She thought about it, and then prepared to try to send messages to other people: "I'll see if Curry Sauce and the others will reply to me."
……
"Shize! Shize!"
In the bathroom, Xiaoxian quickly reminded everyone to turn off the notification sounds on their cell phones.
The six people hurriedly took out their cell phones and pressed the mute button. Curry Sauce looked at the message sent by Yu Mo on the phone and asked everyone in a low voice.
"Then how should I respond to Sister Yumo's message?"
Zhang Wei looked at Curry Sauce: "Did you follow Meijia tonight?"
Curry Sauce shook his head: "Of course not."
"Then what message will you reply to? What if you get caught?"
Zhang Wei told Curry Sauce: "Just put your phone away and pretend you didn't see it."
"Oh……"
At this time, Youyou was anxiously making a phone call. She paced back and forth, muttering to herself, "Yifei, answer the phone quickly, Yifei!"
Everyone smiled helplessly. It seemed that Youyou couldn't wait to know the details of Meijia's dinner tonight.
Just when everyone wanted to persuade Youyou to calm down, they heard a loud cell phone alert sound from the side.
"What's going on? Aren't our phones muted?"
Everyone was startled and looked in the direction of the sound.
Ziqiao, who was tied to the toilet, was holding a towel in his mouth and glanced at them with disdain.
[In his inner world, Ziqiao stood on the stage holding up his knock-off mobile phone and proudly showed off. ]
[Phelps knockoff waterproof smartphone, durable and sturdy! Cheap and practical! Waterproof and useful! Loud volume and super easy to use! ]
【Don’t want 3999, don’t want 2999. 】
【Now at a bargain price, only 1999! 】
[For the first 1999 customers who order the phone, we will also give away the trial version of "Lüshi Chunqiu" compiled by Mr. Xiaobu over many years, as well as a % discount on the full version.]
[With such a price and such benefits, what are you waiting for? ]
[He gave a thumbs up and praised: Phelps's knockoff waterproof smartphone, a knockoff smartphone, is awesome! ]
[There were bursts of sobs from the audience, and the six people tied to the toilet were excitedly expressing their love for Phelps's fake waterproof smartphone.]
……
Yumo was also startled by the notification sound of the mobile phone in the bathroom. She looked at Nanfeng in confusion.
"Is this... also the sound of your computer?"
I'm coming.
There should be no students who are still reading Pigeon’s book while they are taking the college entrance examination tomorrow, right?
But no matter what, I wish all the students taking the college entrance examination all the best and hope that their names will be on the list of successful candidates.
Scatter flowers.
(End of this chapter)
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