Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 386: Senior Brother’s Blind Date Training
Everyone waited silently for the eldest brother to speak.

"I'm coming today..."

"..."

Everyone was looking forward to it.

"...I am going to discuss this with Ziqiao..."

"..."

Somehow, during this rather long silence, several people began to droop their eyelids.

"……about……"

"..."

"stop!"

The impatient Yifei made a cross with her hands. She looked at the eldest senior brother and gave him a fake smile: "Elder senior brother, you must be very tired after coming all the way here. We are going out to eat now. How about we talk while we eat?"

Then she glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Xiaoxian immediately understood what Yifei meant, and he quickly pulled his senior brother towards the elevator.

"Yes, yes, yes, Senior Brother, let's go eat first. Zi Qiao can explain this little thing."

"……it is good."

Seeing Xiaoxian pulling the eldest brother into the elevator and going downstairs, Yifei poked Ziqiao.

"Tell me, how did Senior Brother come here out of nowhere?"

You have to know that the eldest brother is a very purposeful person. He would definitely not come to visit the apartment unless it is a festival or something.

Zi Qiao explained: "The thing is, didn't I promise my senior brother before the New Year that I would help him find a stepmother for his child?

"It just so happens that an acquaintance of mine has arranged a blind date for Senior Brother next Sunday, so I plan to give him some simple training on how to pick up girls."

"Oh, I remember that."

Zhanbo said "oh", then suddenly exclaimed, "But didn't you say you would help Senior Brother finish it after the New Year? It's almost July now and you're just starting now?"

Nan Feng also laughed and said, "Zi Qiao, can you do it? If you can't, then quickly step down and let someone who can do it take over."

As a man, Ziqiao hates it most when someone asks him if he can do it. He immediately jumps up and says, "Why can't I do it? Before, it was because my senior brother and I were busy with our careers and didn't have time to deal with these emotional trivia."

He threatened on the spot: "This time I'm going to show you that I'm not just a king of love for nothing!"

"Haha, I hope so."

Nanfeng just smiled. He could understand that the senior brother was busy with his career. After all, according to Guan Gu, the senior brother was a very career-oriented person.

It is said that after he finishes drawing comics, he goes out to do part-time jobs, and all of his part-time jobs bring in a lot of income.

As for you, Lu Ziqiao...what business are you busy with?
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Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, turned around and waited for the elevator to rise.

……

In the restaurant, everyone sat around the eldest brother.

After everyone enthusiastically picked up food for the eldest brother, the gossipy Tang Youyou poked Meijia.

Mika made an OK gesture to Youyou inconspicuously, and then she asked directly.

"Big Brother, Zi Qiao has already told us the purpose of your visit today.

"I'm just asking out of curiosity."

Meijia's eyes were burning with gossip: "The person you are dating...

"What's your last name? What's your name? How old are you? Are you pretty? Where do you live?

"What's your education level? What's your job? What's your occupation? What's your family background..."

Facing Meijia's series of questions that were like a household registration check, the eldest brother hadn't responded yet, and everyone else's faces turned embarrassed.

[Good fellow, we thought you were just being polite when you said "a little bit presumptuous".]

[I didn't expect that you were so presumptuous, Mika.]

However, the eldest senior brother was extremely calm about this. He spoke while facing everyone's gossiping gazes.

"The other party's surname is Huang..."

"..."

Everyone is looking forward to it.

"...a single name..."

"..."

The restaurant fell into an eerie silence again.

"My God."

Zhang Wei, who had just met the senior brother, was obviously not used to his way of speaking. He covered his face and said, "Based on the speed at which the senior brother speaks, if he wants to answer Wan Jia's series of questions just now, we have to wait until tomorrow, right?"

"Yes."

Yifei, who has always been resolute in her work, was also helpless about this: "Isn't there a faster way for us to communicate?"

Unexpectedly, the eldest senior brother nodded and said, "That is true..."

He took out his cell phone and started operating it. Everyone seemed to see flashes of lightning passing by the corners of their eyes.

They looked towards the source of the electric light and saw the eldest brother holding a mobile phone, his two thumbs constantly moving up and down, typing so fast that it created a series of afterimages and static sparks.

Everyone was stunned and the chopsticks in their hands fell on the table one after another.

"What the hell!"

Ziqiao was so shocked that he cursed: "This is fucking like the Flash!"

Yu Mo also repeatedly admired: "Big Brother is really fast in everything except speaking slowly."

"Hahaha……"

Mika and Curry Sauce burst out laughing when they heard Yumo's words.

Is anything else fast?
Then I know the reason why my senior brother got divorced.

When Mika and Curry heard each other's laughter, they looked at each other and shouted in unison.

"what are you laughing at?"

"I'm not laughing!"

"Well, I just remembered something happy. I'm definitely not thinking about the reason why Senior Brother got divorced!" Nan Feng smiled knowingly when she heard that, but Senior Brother, who had already edited the message and sent it to Guan Gu, didn't understand what the two of them meant.

Guan Gu forwarded the message sent to him by the senior brother to the group, and everyone opened their phones to check.

Nan Feng even murmured, "Name: Huang Rong. Age: 30... Pighead?"

He looked at his senior brother in disbelief.

"Step forward..." The eldest senior brother was silent for a long time before explaining lightly.

Nan Feng said "oh" and continued reading: "Appearance and figure: good hair, plump and feminine? Current status: single. Work: not good?"

The eldest brother continued to explain: "She has a beautiful appearance..."

"..."

"…voluptuous and sexy…"

"..."

"…Unknown job."

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"Haha." Nan Feng laughed and teased, "Big Brother, your hand speed is fast enough, but there are so many typos."

The eldest brother nodded and said, "Your hand speed is too fast..."

"..."

"…My eyes and reactions can't keep up."

Everyone felt a little dizzy watching the eldest brother's introduction full of typos. If they had known this would happen, they would have let him answer Meijia's questions slowly.

Youyou finally couldn't help but ask the most important question: "Big Brother, have you ever seen Huang Rong in person or her photo?"

The eldest brother shook his head silently. Compared with his snail-like speaking style and typing full of typos, this kind of communication through body language would be a little faster.

Yu Mo thought for a moment and said, "Based on the conditions of the senior brother and the fact that he was introduced by an acquaintance, the other party should not be too bad.

"And didn't I just say that she has a beautiful face, is plump, sexy and feminine?"

Ziqiao was dismissive of this: "Yumo, you haven't been on a blind date yet, right? I tell you, these blind date materials are extremely watered down. You should only believe three out of ten of what the matchmaker says."

He counted on his fingers and analyzed to everyone: "Nowadays, as long as there are no birthmarks or scars on the face, it can be said that the face is beautiful.

"A girl who weighs 160 pounds can be called plump. As for sexiness... even girls as small as Meijia and Wanyu can look sexy as long as they put on a few more breast and hip pads."

Wanyu and Meijia's eyes widened in anger.

【I'll pad your head! 】

Ziqiao was completely unaware of Wanyu and Meijia's anger. He chuckled and said, "Not to mention femininity. As long as the other person is not a pure man like Yifei, any woman can say that she is feminine."

Everyone looked at Ziqiao with pity.

Yifei smiled gently upon hearing this, but her face showed murderous intent.

You can explain it if you want, but do you have to give such an example?

Very good, Lu Ziqiao, your attempt to show off has hit a wall.

Ziqiao had just finished talking about his blind date experience when he suddenly felt a chill creeping up his spine.

Ziqiao, feeling as if he were falling into an icy cave, turned around and saw Yifei, Wanyu and Meijia staring at him with unfriendly eyes.

He quickly begged for mercy: "No, Yifei, please listen to my explanation..."

"No need to explain. A tough life needs no explanation."

Yifei said with tenderness in her eyes: "As a man, you must be responsible for what you say.

"Lü Ziqiao, wait and see how I'll deal with you when I get back!"

"Just wait and see how I'll deal with you when I get back!" Wanyu and Meijia said in unison.

"do not!!!"

Ziqiao had a sad face and wanted to slap himself on the spot.

Everyone laughed out loud in glee at this.

This is called disaster coming from the mouth.

Yifei snorted when she saw Ziqiao like this: "Forget it, I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself. As long as you can help Senior Brother get a blind date next week, we'll let this matter go."

When Wanyu and Meijia heard Yifei say this, they also hummed from their throats.

Normally speaking, such teasing wouldn't be a big deal, but Ziqiao compared them to blind date scams, which made it seem like they were engaging in blind date scams.

And what's wrong with being small?
It’s small and cute too!

"rest assured."

Zi Qiao patted his chest and assured, "No matter if the opponent is Huang Rong or Huang Lao Xie, I can help Senior Brother kill her in seconds!"

He looked at Du Jun and said, "Big Brother, you should take a rest and prepare yourself today. I have a girlfriend that I am planning to break up with later. After I deal with her tonight, we will officially start special training tomorrow."

"Alas……"

When they heard this, everyone looked like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

"What's your expression?"

Zi Qiao said with a wronged look on his face: "I will give special training to Senior Brother tomorrow, and in the process I will definitely have to chat with girls and give Senior Brother on-site teaching.

"If I don't break up with my girlfriend now, then won't I be considered a scumbag who cheated on her tomorrow?

"Am I that kind of person?"

Everyone gasped.

It seems that what Lu Ziqiao said makes some sense...

It makes so much sense!

A man who cheats on his girlfriend is a scumbag, but you dump her so casually you are simply a beast!!!

And it's obviously you who are tired of playing, so please don't put the blame on your senior brother!
Even if Senior Brother didn't come, which of your girlfriends in the past six months lasted more than ten days?

"Lu Ziqiao..."

Everyone spat in unison: "You are a real scumbag!"

　I'm coming

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