Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 394 My Aunt Came Here Again on Horseback
"What is the problem?"

Ziqiao didn't think there was anything wrong: "Zhanbo is so smart but he's still a programmer in the company. Yifei is so strong that she can only beat Teacher Zeng more painfully.

"And Nanfeng, your abnormal hearing ability is only used to listen to other people's gossip, isn't it?"

Nanfeng was speechless.

That’s right, greater ability does not necessarily mean greater responsibility. Nothing in this world is more important than living the way you want.

Of course, this does not change the fact that Ziqiao is a scumbag.

Guan Gu asked curiously, "Zi Qiao, so what's in your computer?"

Ziqiao's eyes went blank after hearing this: "Let me see: [Lüshi Chunqiu version 5.20 (the ultimate collector's edition that has been revised again and again, and I don't know when it will be revised again)], [One Thousand and One Ways to Conquer Beautiful Women], [Current Fashion Trends and Luxury Goods (needs to be updated regularly every month)].

"【A Manual for the Training of the Eight Gates of Deception】, 【A Guide to the Training of the Eight Generals of the Thousand Gates】, 【In Memory of the Love That Lasted Until Death (Rubbish Memories of Ex-Girlfriends, Need to Be Deleted Regularly)】, 【A Collection of Ultimate, Invincible, Practical, and Useful Sex Techniques】..."

"and many more!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "Did you just say something extraordinary?"

"Have it?"

Ziqiao started to act dumb.

"Stop it!"

Zeng Xiaoxian came close to Ziqiao and winked, "Your collection of sex techniques..."

Ziqiao glanced at him and said, "Teacher Zeng, are you interested in this? Oh..."

He suddenly realized, "Was it not harmonious between you and Laura before?"

Xiaoxian's face turned dark.

"Oh……"

Nanfeng, Guan Gu and the eldest brother saw that Xiaoxian's face turned very ugly, and they thought they had discovered the truth.

"Ugh……"

The three of them looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with sympathy. Even though two of them were rookies who had not yet proven their abilities in this area, this did not affect their sympathy for Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian saw the sympathetic and teasing looks from the four guys, so he stiffened his neck and shouted, "Don't look at me like that, I'm still a virgin, okay!"

"What?!" Nanfeng, Ziqiao and Guan Gu were all shocked.

Nan Feng rubbed his ears. With his good hearing, he even began to doubt whether he had heard it wrongly: "How about you say it again? What are you?
Zeng Xiaoxian blushed and whispered, "I said I'm still a virgin."

“Hahaha… cough cough cough…”

Nanfeng coughed repeatedly due to laughter, Ziqiao leaned on the sofa, closed his eyes and slapped his thigh, Guan Gu patted the eldest brother's shoulder and laughed.

Only Du Jun, who was unaware of the inside story, showed a bit of confusion in his eyes.

"Hey!"

He frowned: "Do you three have to laugh like this?"

Ziqiao smiled and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes: "Teacher Zeng, Zeng, you can't blame us for laughing at you.

"You and Laura have been dating for more than eight years, and you say you're still a virgin?"

Although it was immoral to think this way, Ziqiao suddenly could understand Laura's cheating.

Who told you, Zeng Xiaoxian, to occupy the toilet without doing anything?

That's eight whole years.

If Laura didn't cheat, she would be spinning spider webs.

Nan Feng suppressed his smile and said in a serious tone, "Teacher Zeng, normally I wouldn't laugh at a man for being a virgin, even if he's been in a relationship for eight years.

“I have always believed that the more open an era is, the more we should tolerate and respect the traditional ideas of some people.

"Besides, I think your idea of ​​sticking to your principles and refusing premarital sex is very correct."

"Humph."

Xiaoxian snorted proudly. Although he didn't want to admit it, his mood was obviously much better after hearing what Nanfeng said.

That's right, people like me are good men, okay?

"But when I think about the fact that you've been dating Laura for eight years and still remain chaste..."

Nan Feng still didn't say out the ugly curse words stuck in his throat. Even though Laura really deserved this string of ugly curse words, he would never choose to curse someone behind their back.

When I want to curse someone, I usually do it in front of them.

Nan Feng covered his face with his hands, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and leaned back, then he couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Hey!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's mood, which had just improved, became even worse.

"Teacher Zeng, Zeng, Zeng..." Nan Feng laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe. "I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but I really can't help it...

"Ha ha ha ha."

Guan Gu almost fainted from laughing: "Teacher Zeng, you, you, you, hahahahaha..."

What’s funny is not that Zeng Xiaoxian has been in a relationship for eight years and is still a virgin, but that he has been in a relationship with Laura for eight years and is still a virgin.

Although the eldest senior brother didn't know who this Laura was, just based on the eight years they mentioned and Nanfeng's hesitation to speak, he guessed that this Laura should not be a good person.

So he laughed out loud too.

"Big Brother, you are laughing at me too!"

Xiaoxian looked at the four people who were laughing wildly with a green face. However, after these four crazy guys saw the green color on his face, they couldn't stop laughing even more.

"Hey!"

he yelled in frustration.

……

After a few minutes, the four Nanfengs who were laughing weakly began to comfort Zeng Xiaoxian. Nanfeng gently patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said, "Teacher Zeng, I think this is actually a good thing for you. After all, a woman like Laura is really a dark history of yours."

Zeng Xiaoxian shook off Nanfeng's hand in anger: "You four are still laughing so happily even though you know it's my dark history."

Ziqiao shrugged and said, "But this is really funny, you and Laura..."

Xiaoxian grabbed the pillow and hit Ziqiao on the head: "Keep talking! Keep talking! Keep talking!"

"Good good!"

Ziqiao grabbed the pillow and said, "Don't worry, we will only laugh at you once for the same thing. After we laugh today, it's over."

"I hope so."

Xiao Xian gritted his teeth and threatened: "Anyway, if you three... four dare to go back and say something nonsense, I will die with you!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zi Qiao coughed lightly and said, "So that [Ultimate, Invincible, and Effective Collection of Sex Techniques]..."

Zeng Xiaoxian pricked up his ears, and the eldest senior brother also looked at Ziqiao.

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After all, he is a man in his early thirties, and you never know when this kind of thing may come in handy.

"Let's wait until you really need it." Zi Qiao chuckled, "The main thing is that this can't be taught in a bar."

"cut."

The four of them were speechless.

Nanfeng suddenly took out his cell phone and took a look at it, a smile unconsciously appearing on the corner of his mouth.

……

"Youyou, do you think it's really okay for us to dress like this?"

In front of the Sunny Day Bar, Meijia, wearing sunglasses and covering her mouth and nose with a scarf, looked at Youyou beside her and asked quietly.

Wearing a mask to cover her mouth and nose, Youyou gently pulled down her straw hat to cover her eyes: "Don't worry, my disguise is perfect."

"Really?" Mika didn't quite believe it.

Youyou said confidently, "All the disguises in TV dramas are like this. The clothes you wear must be different from your normal clothes so that people can't tell them apart."

"Oh." Mika nodded thoughtfully.

She suddenly asked, "Then were all those TV dramas about disguises that you watched before costume dramas?"

"how do you know?"

Mijia lowered her head, looking at herself and Youyou in their extremely ugly snow-white ancient costumes, and asked helplessly, "What do you think?"

Youyou was stunned for a moment, then she waved her hand and said, "It doesn't matter. They won't recognize us if we dress like this anyway."

Meijia smiled helplessly: "Yes, she is wearing all white like a widow in mourning, it is unlucky at first glance.

"If it were me, I wouldn't even want to look at it.

"Youyou, isn't our disguise a little too silly?"

[In her inner world, the normally dressed Meijia looked at the other Meijia standing next to her in a white ancient costume, a silk scarf, and sunglasses. It was really eye-catching.]

[Why do I feel that dressing like this is stupid? ]

[No, this is stupid! ]

It can be said that Mika has been enduring this stupid look since she went out, especially since people passing by on the street cast strange looks at them, which made her have a strong urge to go home.

I have to say, she was able to endure until the door of the bar before making trouble, which really shows her deep sisterly love with Youyou.

If it was Lu Ziqiao who came up with this idea, she would immediately say, "I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

Compared to Meijia's excitement, Youyou seemed quite calm: "Although this look is indeed a little outrageous, aren't the protagonists in TV dramas never discovered no matter how they disguise themselves?"

Meijia looked embarrassed: "Youyou, but that's a TV show. Whether it will be discovered or not is decided by the screenwriter."

She seriously suspected that Youyou had just finished filming a costume drama a while ago and still couldn't distinguish between reality and the TV series.

"Besides, even if you must wear ancient costume, you should change into a nicer one."

Meijia said with disdain: "Didn't you act in a fairy tale drama a few days ago? Why did you bring back two sets of such ugly and white clothes?"

The white color is not a shortcoming of this dress, but this kind of ancient costume that is so ugly that it doesn't even have any decoration or pattern does look very dull when paired with a white outfit, and...

"But now everyone in the crew is wearing this kind of clothes."

"what?"

Youyou sighed: "Oh, this is what the current Xianxia drama is like. The gods wear white, the demons wear black, and you can tell who is the good guy and who is the bad guy at a glance.

"Besides, who cares about costumes and makeup when filming a TV series nowadays? The clothes worn by the male and female protagonists are not that good-looking.

"The crew is unwilling to spend money to design the costumes of the male and female protagonists to be more beautiful, so they can only make the clothes of us supporting roles uglier. This way, the uniqueness of the male and female protagonists can be reflected in the costumes."

"do not talk……"

Meijia pouted when she heard this, and looked like she was about to cry: "I was wondering why TV dramas are getting worse and worse nowadays, it turns out it's because of this."

She looked at Youyou sympathetically: "It's really hard to make money for a small supporting role like you, and it's hard to eat shit."

Youyou nodded: "So my agent told me to work hard and make progress, so that I can make money easily and let others eat shit."

Meijia: "..."

This agent is quite honest.

Meijia continued, "Okay, I'll assume there's nothing wrong with our outfit, but the Sunny Day Bar isn't a noisy place, so Nanfeng will definitely find us."

"Don't worry, Meijia. With me, Tang Youyou, here we go, all this won't be a problem."

Youyou raised her phone with great excitement: "Look what this is?"

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)