Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 409 Pavlov's Zeng Xiaoxian
That’s right, the person that Senior Brother is going on a blind date with is our old friend, one of Ziqiao’s many ex-girlfriends, Zeng Xiaoxian’s immediate boss and biggest benefactor—Lisa.

Except for Ziqiao, the humanoid computer who had just cleared his ex-girlfriend's memory files, everyone else who had seen Lisa once recognized her through the photo.

In fact, Lisa was invited by Xiaoxian to his apartment not long ago and made a special appearance in the competition video for "The Most Beautiful Suite".

However, considering the complicated relationship between Ziqiao and her, Xiaoxian specially asked Zhang Wei, Yumo and others to take Ziqiao and Meijia out to shoot on location during the filming.

Otherwise, Ziqiao and Lisa, the old lovers, plus Meijia, who used to be a rival to Lisa, who knows what kind of trouble will arise.

Everyone has different thoughts about the fact that the eldest brother's blind date is Lisa Rong.

Some of them were extremely shocked, some lamented that the world was really small, some were looking forward to the fun that would happen next, some were holding back their bad intentions and waiting to see Ziqiao and Xiaoxian make a fool of themselves, and some felt sorry for the eldest senior brother.

Of course, there are also people like Ziqiao who has just realized the truth and Xiaoxian who would never believe it even if he was beaten to death.

"Oh, it's Lisa."

Zhang Wei and Yu Mo then realized that although they had never seen Lisa's appearance before, her name was mentioned many times in the apartment.

"What's the situation, what's the situation?"

Yifei asked in a low voice, "Didn't the eldest brother write Huang Rong before? But I remember that the "Rong" in Lisa's "Rong" is the same as the banyan tree.

"How did Huang Rong become Huang Rong?"

Although she asked in a low voice, there was indescribable excitement in her voice. Yifei even trembled slightly due to excessive excitement.

Besides victory, Yifei's favorite things in her life are three things: watching others fall in love, watching Zeng Xiaoxian get humiliated, and watching Lu Ziqiao get into trouble.

The current situation is that Lisa Rong is going on a blind date with the senior brother, and the wingman on the opposite side is her direct subordinate Zeng Xiaoxian, and the one who is advising them behind the scenes is her ex-boyfriend Lu Ziqiao.

Great, three good things all happened tonight.

Yifei was trembling with excitement, her eyes full of excitement and joy.

[Oh my god, this is such a great show! ]

Nan Feng explained quietly into the Bluetooth headset, "It's obvious that the eldest brother's introduction was full of typos and he even misspelled the woman's name.

"Also, Yifei, your bra strap has been shaken out by you."

"Oh."

Yifei continued shaking without caring.

Guan Gu sighed helplessly: "Big Brother is really something. He even typed Lisa's name wrong."

However, even if the eldest senior brother typed the name correctly, it would not change anything. After all, no one present knew that Lisa's real name was Huang Rong.

But the name Huang Rong sounds much better than Wang Cuifen.

Isn't that right, Miss Laura?
It was not until Ziqiao heard the name Lisa that he retrieved her text message from the memory folder associated with Zeng Xiaoxian.

There is no way. Ziqiao's computer does not have enough storage space. If he wants to remember such a large amount of information as Jinghong Glimpse, he can only delete the expired garbage in his mind regularly.

In his eyes, all the information from his ex-girlfriends are outdated garbage.

As mentioned before, the questions that can score points are not even worthy of being put into a wrong question book for recall.

After recalling the general relationship between himself and Lisa, Ziqiao's body softened immediately and he slid under the dining table.

Of course, the only one who skated faster than him was our unlucky Zeng Xiaoxian.

The moment Lisa walked in, he was so frightened that his body went limp, his legs trembled, and he slipped under the dining table.

The person who is most shocked and least willing to accept the current situation is Zeng Xiaoxian.

【How could it be Lisa! 】

[There are so many women in this world, why is it Lisa who goes on a blind date with Senior Brother? ! ! ]

【Oh my god! 】

[Oh my god! ! ]

[Oh my god!!!]

Before Lisa discovered Xiaoxian, he was already close to collapse.

You have to know that he has always respected and feared Lisa. After all, he has been taken care of by her, but he has also been scolded a lot. In his heart, Lisa is a female devil who is no less than Yifei.

This is because she has to deal with a lot of things at the radio station and has no time to keep an eye on me.

You know, Lisa scolded me when I asked for leave today, and now I have to act as a wingman for the senior brother in front of her?

I can't do it! I can't do it at all!
Xiaoxian wished that time would stop at this moment and he could stay under the dining table forever.

However, things in this world do not always go as we wish, especially time which cannot be stopped no matter what.

In response to Lisa's self-introduction, the eldest brother quickly shook the hand that Lisa extended, but he still spoke slowly.

"Hello, my name is Du Jun, and I am a ..."

"..."

"……cartoonist."

Du Jun stared at the plump, sexy and beautiful Lisa with his eyes wide open.

As everyone was still in shock at this moment, no one had time to tell the eldest brother the truth.

Although Du Jun was puzzled as to why everyone was so shocked after seeing Lisa's photo, he could no longer care about that.

Because he was already attracted by the charming woman in front of him.

Yes, Du Jun was moved the moment he saw Lisa.

In fact, the eldest brother is a simple person when it comes to relationships. Having experienced a failed marriage, he doesn’t have too many requirements for his significant other.

For the eldest brother, as long as the other party is willing to be a stepmother and can be a good stepmother, nothing else matters...

Of course, appearance and figure should be maximized as much as possible.

This is not because of his lust, but...

But as a cartoonist's pursuit of beauty?
That’s right, this is just an artist’s pursuit of beauty!
From this we can also see that if this son did not exist, the only hard requirement that the eldest brother would have for the girl would be that she must be pretty and have a good figure.

Whether it's her looks or her figure, Lisa is a perfect match for the senior brother. You know, this is Ziqiao's favorite!
You can question Ziqiao's function as a man, but you can never question his aesthetic taste as a man.

"Hehehe..."

Lisa pulled out her hand that was tightly held by the senior brother. She smiled awkwardly: "Your way of speaking is really... unique."

If she hadn't heard the introducer talk about Du Jun's unique way of speaking, she would have thought that this man was deliberately speaking so slowly just to touch her hand more.

"Yes, I have always been such a non-..."

"..."

“…people who are often unique.”

The eldest senior brother smiled narcissistically. His nervousness and excitement made him forget all about Ziqiao's training in the past few days.

He is now like a male peacock in heat, trying desperately to spread his tail to show off his gorgeous feathers.

But the problem is that if you spread your feathers at the wrong angle, what others will see is not your gorgeous feathers, but your bare butt.

At this time, Ziqiao, who was lying under the dining table, was listening to the self-boasting of his senior brother with an unhappy face. He even had the urge to kick the table away, stand up and scold his senior brother.

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No, we have been training for so many days, why would we still make such a low-level mistake!
Who told you to praise yourself as the first sentence after introducing yourself?
You are the host, a distinguished host! This kind of thing should be done by the wingman!
Where's your wingman?
Where is your wingman?
Oh, now he is lying under the table just like me.

That's fine.

"Hehehe..."

Lisa smiled helplessly. This was why she didn't like blind dates.

After all, you never know who the next blind date sitting in front of you will be, whether he or she is a man or a woman, or whether he or she is a human being at all.

"By the way, when I walked in just now, I seemed to see someone next to you slip under the table. Did you bring a friend with you?"

Lisa asked bluntly.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was under the dining table, looked panicked.

[It’s over, it’s over. There’s no way to escape after all. 】

[Yes, except for the Japanese, how could normal people not notice that there is someone under the table? ]

"Correct."

When Lisa reminded the eldest brother, he remembered that he also had a wingman who had lost contact.

So he quickly bent down and tried to pull Xiaoxian up.

"Don't pull me, don't pull me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said in a low voice while patting Du Jun's hand as he tried to pull him up.

Lisa asked in confusion, "Why did your friend not get up after sliding down for so long? Did he accidentally fall and get hurt?"

"Do you need my help?"

As she spoke, she wanted to look down.

Zeng Xiaoxian's heart tightened when he heard this.

He knew he couldn't hide under the table forever, but that didn't stop him from making one last desperate struggle.

If you are going to die anyway, then try to delay the death as much as possible.

Xiaoxian pinched his throat and nose, and laughed in a shrill and unpleasant voice under the table: "It's okay, I'm just tired, I want to lie down and rest for a while."

Fortunately, Lisa was not wearing a skirt tonight, otherwise Xiaoxian's words would have directly labeled him as a pervert.

However, Lisa was stunned after hearing this, then her face darkened and she shouted half suspiciously and half confidently.

"Zeng? Xiao? Xian?"

"Lisa~!"

When Xiaoxian heard Lisa calling him, he subconsciously responded in his very servile tone.

Xiaoxian, who reacted instantly, put on a sad and desperate face.

It's over, I was discovered.

He knew he shouldn't respond to Lisa at this time, but his instincts acted much faster than his brain.

What is this called?
This is called integrating the flattery and fawning on the leader into one's bones.

At least when Yu Mo heard Teacher Zeng's response without any hesitation, she covered her mouth and laughed.

"It seems that Lisa is really good at controlling her subordinates. This has become a conditioned reflex for Teacher Zeng."

Suddenly, bursts of low laughter came from the headphones.

"Zeng Xiao Xian!"

Lisa's face was livid as she ordered, "Come out!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian had to slowly move out from under the table.

"Hi, Lisa~!"

Xiaoxian clasped his hands together and flattered, "Wow, Lisa, you look so radiant today."

Lisa had a dark face and stared at Xiaoxian coldly. Her eyes looked as if she wanted to cut him into pieces.

Xiaoxian was still smiling in a flattering way, and his thick skin was clearly visible.

But there was still a small question in his mind.

"Lisa, how did you know it was mine just now?"

"Ah."

Lisa sneered at the words and said, "Besides you, Zeng Xiaoxian, I don't believe there is another person in the world who can make people feel so mean as soon as they open their mouths."

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)