Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 439 Xiao Hei's Coffin House
Except for Yumo, who had to go to work early the next morning, and Nanfeng, whose head was buzzing, who chose to go back to rest, the others still began to prepare for tonight's ultimate celebration party with great energy.

Nanfeng didn't know what happened exactly at the party, but when he came back from exercise in the morning, he found that everyone was still lying in a mess in the living room of 3602, and the floor was littered with scattered wine bottles and snack bags.

It seems that they must have had a lot of fun last night, so much so that they couldn't even go back to their room to sleep.

Nan Feng chuckled, hoping that they wouldn't catch a cold when they woke up.

Just when Nanfeng was thinking about finding some quilts to cover them, he suddenly stopped where he was with a complicated expression.

After a while, the elevator door on the sixth floor slowly opened and Xiao Hei walked out.

He immediately noticed the open door of Room 3602 and curiously poked his head in.

When he saw that everyone was lying on the ground with their arms and legs spread out, except for Nanfeng standing alone in the middle of the living room, he exclaimed: "What's going on? Nanfeng, you beat them all down by yourself?"

Nan Feng spread his hands: "For a moment, I didn't know whether you had any misunderstanding about my fighting ability or Yi Fei's fighting ability."

"Then why are they all lying on the ground motionless?"

Nan Feng explained with a smile: "Nothing, they held a party last night to celebrate Guan Gu and You You being together, and it seemed like they all had a blast."

"Oh."

Xiao Hei nodded and was not surprised that Guan Gu and You You were together.

The mutual confession of love between these two people has dominated the front page of the Love Apartment website since last night. Not only Xiao Hei, but the entire Love Apartment should know about it.

"You guys are really amazing. You can make such a big fuss just by expressing your love."

Xiao Hei gossiped, “Guan Gu and You You were together last night, and today is Chinese Valentine’s Day.

"So how are they going to spend the day? They're not going to go straight to home plate, are they?"

Xiao Hei's tone was full of jealousy.

You know, even someone as talented as him has never been in a relationship.

Facing Xiao Hei's gossip, Nan Feng just spread his hands and said, "We have to wait until they wake up to talk about this kind of thing... But I can guarantee that Guan Gu and You You's Qixi date today will definitely be very lively."

Although he didn't know how the two young couples spent the Chinese Valentine's Day, he knew everyone in the apartment very well.

They finally had a couple on the sixth floor, and this was Guan Gu and You You's first date. Today was also Chinese Valentine's Day, and everyone in the apartment happened to be more idle than the other.

With so many buffs stacked up, he didn't believe that Guan Gu and Youyou were the only ones on this date.

Nanfeng seemed to be able to imagine the scene of a bunch of sneaky guys following the two of them.

Xiao Hei said with emotion: "It's better to be lively. Isn't life meant to be lively and exciting?"

"Okay, let's stop talking about this and talk about business."

Xiao Hei looked at Nanfeng and finally told him the purpose of his coming up this time.

"Come on, follow me down, and I'll show you the results of our labor over the past few months."

Nanfeng was stunned when he heard this, and his heart was suddenly filled with mixed emotions.

……

The scene changed and the two of them were already in Xiao Hei's suite.

Nanfeng looked at the vertical rectangular shape wrapped in red cloth in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.

"Xiao Hei, do you think this thing looks like a coffin covered with red cloth?"

"Nonsense!"

Xiao Hei glanced at Nan Feng and said, "Have you ever seen a coffin standing upright?"

"Of course not. My grandfather said: If the ancestors are buried upright, the descendants will surely be prosperous!"

"Can you please stop saying such unlucky things?" Xiao Hei was almost laughed out of anger by Nan Feng. "I have seen people cursing others, but I have never seen someone cursing himself like you do."

Nan Feng argued, "But it really feels like a coffin to me, especially since you have more than one coffin here."

He turned his head nervously after he finished speaking, and following Nan Feng's gaze, he saw one vertical rectangular block after another wrapped in red cloth coming into view.

Looking at the rows of [coffins], Nanfeng swallowed fearfully.

"Now I understand why you revoked the visitor privileges of most people. Your place now looks like a funeral home or a museum for perverted murderers."

"Please give up your extra imagination." Xiao Hei emphasized, "I am a scientist, not a perverted murderer."

"But it's also reasonable that scientists are psychopathic murderers."

"No, why are you talking nonsense today?"

Xiao Hei looked at Nan Feng suspiciously, and suddenly asked with a playful smile: "Nan Feng... are you scared?"

Nan Feng denied it without a second thought: "Nonsense, I'm not afraid of anything."

Xiao Hei stared at Nan Feng's somewhat flustered eyes and nodded: "I understand, I understand."

He patted Nan Feng's shoulder with a smile and said, "It's normal for you to be scared in this situation."

Nan Feng snorted, "I'll say it again, I'm not afraid, and it's obviously you who's the problem, okay? Who told you to put so many coffins in the suite at once?"

"I repeat, this is not a coffin!"

Xiao Hei pointed at the coffins in front of him and introduced them: "The ones in front of you are: Nanfeng Unit-00 Concept Version, Nanfeng Unit-00 Creative Version, Nanfeng Unit-00 EA Version, Nanfeng Unit-00 Official Version...

"...Nanfeng Unit-0 plus, Nanfeng Unit-0 pro, Nanfeng Unit-0 promax, Nanfeng Unit-0 supreme..."

Xiao Hei chattered on and on for about a minute, and finally reached out to the Nanfeng Unit-00 in front of the two people, which was obviously taller than the other models.

"The model in front of you is the [Four Seas and Eight Wastelands·Invincible in All Directions·South Wind Unit-0·Super Supreme Collection Edition]!"

As he spoke, he took a step forward and uncovered the red cloth, and an entirely black, enclosed technological cabin came into Nanfeng's sight.

"goodbye!"

Nanfeng turned around and left. Xiaohei quickly stepped forward to stop Nanfeng: "No, why are you leaving?"

"No, take a look at your technology cabin. Does it look like a coffin?"

"Oh, it's not that time is limited. I can only focus on practicality. You just have to make do with the appearance."

Xiao Hei scratched his head in embarrassment.

From his words, it can be seen that even Xiao Hei himself thinks that the appearance of this technology cabin is very much like a coffin.

"Okay, I'm not picky about appearance."

Nan Feng pointed at the big cursive Chinese character "甸" in the center of the vertical hatch and asked in confusion, "But isn't it a bit absurd to write this word here? Did you really find a coffin design on the Internet and make the shell?"

"How can it be!"

Xiao Hei blushed and explained: "You read it wrong. This is not the word [甸], it is the vertical cursive word [黑人], this is my anti-counterfeiting mark!"

"It is indeed anti-counterfeiting. If you write the word [葬] here, who would dare to counterfeit your product except for a funeral supplies store?"

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Nanfeng complained.

For a moment, he didn't know whether he should complain about his lack of culture for mistaking "黑人" for "甸", or whether he should also complain about Xiao Hei himself for inexplicably insisting on designing such an anti-counterfeiting mark.

But despite all the complaints, Nanfeng still calmed down.

It's no wonder he reacted so strongly. Anyone would be shocked when they saw the big word "甸" written on the black coffin in front of them after the red cloth was unveiled.

Not to mention that I am afraid now...

"So this...coffin is now finished?"

Nanfeng hesitated for a moment. He was still embarrassed to say such a ridiculous name as [Four Seas and Eight Wastelands·Invincible in All Directions·Nanfeng Unit 0·Super Supreme Collector's Edition].

Compared to such a shameful name, even the word "coffin" sounds much more pleasant.

"In theory, it's done."

Seeing that Nanfeng had calmed down, Xiao Hei spoke seriously.

“The theoretical basis and treatment principles have been repeatedly verified without any problems, and the operating parameters can maintain a success rate of more than 99.999% after virtual testing.

"but……"

Xiao Hei paused. It is well known that the following words are the real point.

“Theory is theory, practice is practice. If an innovative product has not been truly tested, no one can guarantee that it will not have problems.

“Especially since Nanfeng Unit-0 is not universal, it is a treatment device tailor-made for you, and other actual tests do not have much reference value for it.

"That is to say..."

Xiao Hei stopped talking halfway.

Nan Feng simply helped him finish the last words: "That is to say, as you said at the beginning, let me be the guinea pig for this test, start the test from the absolutely safe current threshold, and then debug it step by step to the theoretical value.

"Of course, there may be unpredictable accidents or side effects at every stage."

"Yes."

Xiao Hei said, "But you don't have to worry too much. Zhanbo and I must have eliminated all conceivable and unthinkable risks and made it as perfect as possible before we dared to let you come for the test.

"What I just told you is not even a possibility. You have to have faith in me and Zhanbo."

"Of course I have confidence in you."

Nanfeng looked at the rows and rows of [Nanfeng Unit-0] around him.

Although Xiao Hei acted rather funny when introducing them, he knew that each [Nanfeng Unit-0] here represented a fatal problem that Xiao Hei and Zhan Bo had encountered and that forced them to start over.

Perhaps from this perspective, it seems reasonable to call them coffins?

"That's it." He said with a smile, "Anyway, nothing will be worse than it is now."

Just as Xiao Hei said, he and Zhanbo have made it as perfect as possible...except for this really outrageous appearance.

He should have believed them.

"correct."

Nan Feng suddenly thought of a question: "How much did it cost you to make so many coffins? Why didn't I even hear you ask me for the cost?"

He looked up at Xiao Hei and joked, "If you want money, you better tell me quickly, otherwise I might deny it when I get better."

Xiao Hei also joked: "You didn't mention giving money before, but now that you want to be a guinea pig, you are asking for money. What's the matter? Are you afraid that I will do something bad to you in secret?"

"No, I just tried not to think about it. I forgot to pay the money."

"It's okay." Xiao Hei smiled and said, "Someone has already paid for you, and she is willing to pay for it."

Nan Feng was stunned, and he asked directly: "Who?"

"Your mother."

"Your mother!"

Nan Feng glared at Xiao Hei and said, "Why are you cursing all of a sudden?"

"I didn't curse anyone, it was just your mother."

Xiao Hei said honestly, "If she and your cousin hadn't gotten my phone number from somewhere and asked me out, and if you two really look alike, I wouldn't have believed that your mother was actually Gu Xizhou."

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng subconsciously clenched the pendant on his chest and was lost in thought.

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)