Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 453: A Small Broken Apartment and Mutated Creatures
Chapter 453: A Small Broken Apartment and Mutated Creatures
After Xiaoxian and his friends taught Nanfeng a lesson, they tried to make him behave himself and stop complaining about others in his heart.
But if Nanfeng could change his habit of complaining, he would no longer be Nanfeng.
In the subsequent chat, Nanfeng couldn't help but complain about everyone several times. Each complaint was precise and harsh, and every word hit home.
The people who could no longer tolerate it could only let Nanfeng return to 3603. They assigned a group of people to play games and video games with him, relying on the stimulation of the games to attract Nanfeng's attention.
Another group of people began a leisurely criticism meeting.
Who made her so gossipy that she wanted to take advantage of Nanfeng's inability to resist complaining and dig out the secrets of everyone in the apartment in one go.
This kind of gossiping and lawless brainless behavior has of course been unanimously opposed and criticized by everyone.
You know, no matter how good friends are, there are always some little secrets that they don't want others to know. If possible, they don't even want Nanfeng to know their little secrets.
But Nanfeng's hearing was so amazing that even if he didn't eavesdrop on purpose, he would inevitably hear a lot of secrets.
Fortunately, Nanfeng has always kept his mouth shut, and what he is best at is pretending to be ignorant when he knows the truth, so everyone maintains this unspoken understanding with him.
Nanfeng pretended not to hear anything, and everyone thought he really couldn't hear anything. This way, they didn't have to worry about someone eavesdropping on them every day, and they lived their lives with caution in what they said and did.
But now Youyou wants to break this rare tacit understanding among everyone, then she will incur public wrath.
After all, who would want their little unknown secrets to flow from the tight-lipped Nanfeng to the loud-mouthed Youyou?
So before their sweet love lasted forty-eight hours, they were once again brought to a criticism meeting.
Throughout the entire criticism meeting, Youyou still used her superb acting skills to perform in front of everyone, appearing to humbly accept criticism and accusations, and to turn over a new leaf.
Even though everyone knew that once the incident was over, Youyou would be honest for a week at most before her true colors were revealed, they were helpless.
After all, gossip and big mouth are to Youyou what competitiveness is to Yifei, masochism is to Xiaoxian, and gluttony is to curry sauce.
This is a character trait that is ingrained in our bones and is basically impossible to change.
So everyone is very curious about one thing: How did Youyou, with such a personality, survive in the entertainment industry with so many shocking news?
……
After criticizing Youyou, everyone tried their best to divert Nanfeng's attention to prevent him from saying anything shocking again.
In this way, the day passed in everyone's anxiety.
The next night, Nanfeng finally breathed a sigh of relief after Xiao Hei went upstairs to tell him the news that "one round of tests passed, everything is normal".
According to Xiao Hei, the current test results are very optimistic, which temporarily relaxes the tense nerves of all those who know the situation.
At least the news they get now is good news, and that's enough.
On the morning of the third day, Yifei, Xiaoxian, Wanyu, Yumo, and Ziqiao, who had nothing to do on the weekend, gathered at the Sunny Day Bar to drink and chat. They talked about the latest gossip with great interest.
Yu Mo said seriously, "I heard that the small shabby apartment nearby seemed to have been sealed off early this morning."
Yifei's eyes lit up when she heard this: "The small shabby apartment nearby? Are you talking about the one with a toilet in the kitchen, a stove next to the bathtub, and eating, drinking, defecating, urinating, bathing, and sleeping all in that dark little room of less than five square meters?"
"correct."
"Wow..." Wanyu exclaimed like a curious baby, "That must be very exciting."
Yifei and Yumo turned to look at Wanyu in surprise. Yifei couldn't help but ask, "Wanyu, do you really want to move in?"
Wan Yu waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no, I just really want to see such an unobstructed apartment."
"Then I guess you won't be able to see it for a while."
Yu Mo continued, "The rumor is that the sanitation in their apartment is too poor. There are cockroaches within three steps and rats within five steps. Not only is the roof of the room cracked, but there are also water and electricity leaks, which pose a safety hazard.
"It is said that the landlord did not respond to the tenant's complaints many times and wanted to continue to raise the rent. The tenant and the landlord kept arguing... and the matter became a big deal."
She bent down and lowered her voice and said, "According to an insider, there is a suspected nest of mutant creatures in the shabby apartment. It seems that one of them escaped when it was sealed off!"
"Mutated creatures?" Curious baby Wanyu asked, "Are they Spider-Man or Batman?"
Yifei looked embarrassed: "Wanyu, the mutants you mentioned are not the same as the mutants Yumo mentioned. Besides, Batman hasn't mutated either."
Xiaoxian made a cold joke: "Anyway, I think it's definitely not the two of them, because whether it's Spider-Man or Batman, they don't have a father or a mother, so they can't make a complete nest."
Yu Mo shook his head: "I don't know exactly what this mutant creature is, but I've heard of 20 to 30 versions."
"No matter what kind of mutant creature it is, at least the fact that the little shabby apartment has been sealed off is a good thing."
Yifei said with a sense of justice: "If it's an illegal building like this, where one room is divided into several rooms for rent, sewers and electrical pipes are randomly built, and even the fire escape passage is converted into rooms for rent, I would just blow it up!"
Xiaoxian complained: "No way, big sister, you want to blow up the illegal buildings in the apartment, but you want to blow up the illegal buildings in other apartments too?
"Were you a suicide infantryman in your previous life?"
Yifei's eyes were as big as copper bells, emitting murderous intent like lightning: "Shut up, you useless women's chairperson!"
If he wasn't a weak and incompetent vice chairman who had no way to deal with illegal buildings, he wouldn't have to shout about blowing them up every day.
Wan Yu looked at everyone with wide, curious eyes: "I remember that apartment was quite close to ours. Do you think that escaped mutant will come to our side?"
"Please, there are no mutant creatures in this world."
Ziqiao has been sitting quietly beside him since a while ago, playing with his phone with a dazed look on his face.
Hearing Wan Yu's unfounded worries, he finally laughed without even looking up, "Listen to what Yu Mo said just now: heard~, seems~, rumor~, it is said~, insider broke the news~, suspected~, seems~
"Please, Hong Kong paparazzi reporters don't dare to use so many ambiguous modifiers when writing news. You can tell from listening to them that the authenticity is not high."
Yu Mo pouted in dissatisfaction: "Are you dissatisfied with the news I shared?"
"That's not the case. I don't mean anything against you."
Ziqiao explained: "It's just that you know what rumors are like. Rumors spread from one person to another, and in the end you find out that the story others told you has nothing to do with the truth of the matter."
When he said this, it seemed as if some unpleasant memories were brought back to him: "You all know that when rumors were spread about me last year, a dog in the apartment had a difficult birth and it was all blamed on me!"
Ziqiao was like a person who once bitten by a snake, and he was afraid of the rope for ten years. He said firmly: "So everyone should not believe in rumors. Don't spread rumors, ok?"
"Tsk, how boring."
In fact, everyone knows that the gossip that Yumo said is not very reliable, but aren’t they gathered together now just because they are bored?
We finally had a topic to talk about, but after Ziqiao said that, everyone suddenly lost interest in continuing.
Wanyu looked at Ziqiao who was playing with his phone across from her, and she finally remembered that there was something she had always wanted to ask him.
"By the way, Ziqiao, what's your name on the Love Apartment website?
"I want to add you as a friend, but I can't find you."
Zi Qiao asked without even looking up: "What keywords did you search for me?"
"Lü Ziqiao and Lü Xiaobu"
"Wrong!" He chuckled, "I now have a new online name, the Rejecter."
puff!
Xiaoxian, who was sitting next to Yifei drinking, couldn't help but spit out the wine in his mouth. He put down the wine glass in his hand with a bang, and his eyebrows were about to be knotted together.
"Rejecter? You?!!"
Yifei, Yumo and Wanyu all curled their lips at Ziqiao.
Facing everyone's doubts, Ziqiao calmly explained: "Amateurs, all of them are amateurs."
"This name is very particular. If you don't believe me, why don't you remove all the radicals and see what it means?"
Yu Mo muttered softly: "Rejector" without the radical is..."
"Huh..." She looked at Ziqiao with disgust in her eyes.
Zeng Xiaoxian heaved a sigh of relief after hearing Ziqiao's explanation: "That's more like a name you would choose."
He raised his eyebrows at Ziqiao in a mean way: "You have been playing with your phone since a while ago. What's going on? Is there money to be made from your phone?
"If you have a way to get rich, don't forget me, your brother."
"No." Ziqiao answered honestly: "I'm in love."
"Oh."
Everyone nodded indifferently, and Wan Yu asked directly: "Have you...ever been single?"
According to Ziqiao's own Lüshi Chunqiu, there were only two states in his life: being in love and on the way to being in love.
single?
nonexistent.
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"normal."
Yifei said with a smile: "Although this guy's puberty is over, his estrus period has never stopped."
"Can you please stop looking at me with tinted glasses?"
Ziqiao said excitedly: "Let me tell you, I am really in love this time.
"I met her online, her name is Lost Little White Rabbit~.
"Although this name sounds very stupid, when we talked about it, we found out..."
He clapped his hands in delight: "Hey, her IQ is really that low!"
Everyone couldn't help but sneer.
Sure enough, the girls Ziqiao had dated might have different styles, types, and temperaments, but these things were nothing to him.
Ziqiao’s favorite is always girls with fair skin, big breasts and no brains.
She has to be pretty, have a good figure, and most importantly, be stupid. These three conditions are his unchanging selection criteria for hunting for beauties.
Don't ask them how they know this girl has big breasts.
Except for Meijia, they have never seen any of Ziqiao's ex-girlfriends with flat chest.
Ziqiao ignored everyone's laughter and continued, "Anyway, we met too late. I think this lost little white rabbit may be the true love I have been searching for."
Wan Yu smiled and asked, "Then what did she call you?"
Ziqiao raised his eyebrows, revealing a look of ecstasy: "She affectionately called me, the mighty little tiger~"
Zeng Xiaoxian, who always relied on being servile to disgust others, was disgusted to the point of wanting to vomit for the first time by Ziqiao's weird accent.
Yifei looked at Ziqiao: "Do you have any photos? Let me see."
"Na."
Ziqiao found the photo of the little white rabbit from his mobile phone and handed it to Yifei.
Yifei looked at the photo of the beauty on her phone and said in surprise: "Why does she look so much like Lin Chiling?"
"Lin Chi-ling! What Lin Chi-ling! Where is my Xiao-ling!"
Zeng Xiaoxian, a fanatical fan of Lin Chi-ling, rushed over and was mesmerized by the photos on his phone.
"Wow, she really looks like Lin Chi-ling..."
Yifei rolled her eyes at him silently.
Ziqiao suddenly seemed to see something, and he patted Zeng Xiaoxian heavily.
"Teacher Zeng, look! Two o'clock, four o'clock, six o'clock, she's at the bar."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked in the direction Ziqiao said, but he only saw the back of a tall and sexy beauty.
He asked in surprise: "Is it Lin Chiling?"
"No, I saw another one who looks like Rosamund Kwan."
"Depend on."
Xiaoxian obviously had no interest in Rosamund Kwan. He patted Ziqiao on the back of his head, stood up and sat back in his original seat.
Ziqiao didn't care about the pat on his head by Teacher Zeng. He looked at Rosamund Kwan who was ordering drinks at the bar, rubbing his hands together, eager to give it a try.
"Everyone, I'm going to take action."
Yifei glanced at Ziqiao and asked, "Don't you already have Lin Chiling? Isn't she your true love?"
"This isn't a confirmed relationship yet."
Ziqiao said as a matter of course: "It is because the road to finding true love is often bumpy and rugged, so we should walk more and walk faster to discover the road to heaven hidden in the rugged road."
Seeing everyone’s confused faces, he explained bluntly, “To put it bluntly, it means casting a wide net and focusing on catching fish.
"It will definitely be a good idea to chat with the beautiful lady first and accumulate some favorability.
"If that little white rabbit isn't my true love, I can make the transition seamlessly."
"Scumbag."
Yu Mo spat at Zi Qiao, and she subconsciously reached out to touch the empty wine bottle on the coffee table.
Ziqiao caught a glimpse of Yumo's actions out of the corner of his eye, and he quickly stood up and ran towards the beautiful woman who looked like Rosamund Kwan.
"I won't talk to you anymore. I'm going to cast my net first."
Yu Mo sighed, and she asked in dissatisfaction: "Can't we really call the police to arrest him?"
Yifei, Wanyu and Xiaoxian shrugged helplessly.
If scumbags could be sentenced, Ziqiao would have been sentenced to death long ago.
At this time, Guan Gu, Meijia and Youyou ran towards them in a panic.
Yu Mo asked in surprise: "You guys are so flustered, is there something serious going on?"
"It's a big deal, a very big deal!"
Guan Gu clenched his fists, looking like an old man on the subway looking at his phone: "Just now, just now we were in the room...
"My God!"
Xiaoxian and the other three looked at each other, then Yifei looked up at Meijia and Youyou.
"Please don't let Guan Gu talk about important matters in the future. He can't even see the point."
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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