Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 477 I can’t stand the enemy
In the Sunny Day Bar, Yifei, Guan Gu, Meijia and Wanyu were sitting on the sofa and chatting.

Meijia held a long straw in her mouth and sipped the cocktail on the coffee table.

She burped out of boredom and asked curiously, "Sister Yifei, why haven't you made a move on Ziqiao yet? I'm almost dying of boredom!"

Yifei looked up at Meijia who was doing nothing: "Are you bored recently?"

Mika sighed and muttered, "Of course I'm bored."

You know, since Youyou and Guan Gu have been together, she has almost replaced all of his work, and he has gone from being a life assistant to being the family chef.

Although Meijia's previous wish was to earn money and have someone to support her without working, when she really had nothing to do, she couldn't find the direction in her life.

Meijia suddenly envied Ziqiao. How great it would be if she could be as shameless as him and just think about eating and waiting to die all day long.

"Not urgent."

Yifei snorted a few times and said seriously, "Last time I went back, I thought carefully about the reasons why I lost a small...small loss. I found that it was all because I was too impatient and didn't make a detailed plan before I acted first."

"Otherwise, how could someone as smart as me be discovered by Ziqiao and then used the same trick against me?"

“So this time I decided…”

Guan Gu asked tentatively: "So you decided to make a detailed prank plan?"

"No." Yifei laughed triumphantly, "I'm going to let Ziqiao make the first move this time, and then I'll find his weakness and defeat him!"

Wan Yu beside him nodded in sudden enlightenment: "I understand, this is what they call if you can't beat them, then join them!"

"nonsense!"

Yifei rolled her eyes and said unconvincedly: "This is how I lose... I win back the way I was tricked!"

"Souga."

Guan Gu asked suddenly, "Then why are you two stuck in this stalemate now?"

"Forehead……"

Yifei frowned and thought for a moment, then asked weakly, "Is it possible... that Ziqiao also thinks so?"

"what?"

Mika let out a startled exclamation, "So both of you are waiting for the other to make the first move?"

"What is this? Do nothing until the end of the world?"

Facing Meijia's shock, Yifei smiled confidently: "Don't worry, you all know that Ziqiao is a person who only gets excited for a short time."

She snorted complacently: "People like him are the most impatient. As long as I continue to waste time with Ziqiao, he will definitely give up and take the first step."

"Then how long do we have to wait~~~" Mika pouted and cried.

She has been really bored lately, and is just waiting for Yifei, Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng to entertain her.

As a result, Yifei and Ziqiao were actually waiting for the other party to make the first move, which would take them forever.

"Meijia, if you want to win, you have to be patient."

Yifei patted her chest and said proudly: "Look at me, I am very patient."

"Oh."

Guan Gu, Mei Jia and Wan Yu nodded, and suddenly didn't know what to say.

The atmosphere fell into an eerie silence.

Yifei paused, then couldn't help asking, "So when do you think Ziqiao will make his move?"

Guan Gu's mouth twitched slightly: "Why do I feel that your patience is also limited, Yifei."

While everyone was chatting, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in with a stack of magazines that was as high as his nose.

"Hey, you're all here."

Zeng Xiaoxian placed the mountain of magazines in his hands on the coffee table. The coffee table sank suddenly, and there was a muffled sound as if it could not bear the weight.

Yifei and the other three were stunned.

Xiaoxian shouted to the bartender: "Joey, serve the guests!"

"Brother Xian, please understand.

"I'm a bartender, not a madam!"

Joey handed the menu to Zeng Xiaoxian and asked casually, "Brother Xian, what would you like to drink?"

"Let me think about it."

Zeng Xiaoxian pondered for a moment, patted the magazines he brought and asked, "Joey, if I say that I have sponsored all the magazines in the bar recently, can your boss give me a waiver for this drink?"

"That depends on what magazines you brought. If it's Reader's Magazine, Yilin Magazine, or Youth Digest, we won't accept it. You should send it to school."

Joey glanced through a few magazines and then said in a daze, "Wow, it's [Pretending to be a Man]."

"This is a high-end fashion magazine with a limited edition of 2,000 copies in the city. I can't believe you are so secretive, Brother Xian."

"That is."

Zeng Xiaoxian leaned back on the sofa with his hands spread out proudly, looking like he was such a high-class guy.

Joey gave Zeng Xiaoxian a thumbs up and immediately assured him, "Brother Xian, since you are so generous, I will do the same for you.

"Even if the boss doesn't treat you to this dinner, I will still treat you.

"And Sister Yifei, for Brother Xian's sake, all your drinks today will be waived."

Xiaoxian patted Joey with a smile and said, "Why is it that among all the bartenders, you are the only one who can be the store manager? You are so generous!"

"Brother Xian, you are joking. I will say hello to the brothers at the bar later. Just order whatever you want today.

"Then I'll get busy first, you guys continue chatting."

Joey said as he picked up some of the men's magazines and turned away.

Xiaoxian was leaning on the sofa, humming a little tune. Seeing his beaming with joy, his tail was about to rise to the sky.

"Look! Look at this!" "What is a display? This is a display!"

Xiaoxian looked around and said, "Why are there only a few of you? Where are the others?

"Let them come and drink together. Anyone who doesn't come is not giving face to me, Brother Xian."

Guan Gu explained: "Zhanbo is working overtime, Yumo went home to see his parents, Nanfeng and Curry Sauce went to the studio, Youyou just signed a contract with the company and has a lot of things to deal with, and Zhang Wei is preparing for the judicial examination.

"Zi Qiao...a new swimming pool opened in the neighborhood, and he and Xiao Hei went to see the beauties in swimsuits."

"No." Xiaoxian was unhappy. "It's rare that I, Brother Xian, am so present today, but they are all busy?"

Yifei reached out to the remaining magazines, picked up a few and looked at the prices on them.

"hiss……"

The more she read, the more she couldn't help but gasp: "Zeng Xiaoxian, you are really quite impressive. The money you spent on these magazines is enough to treat us to dozens of drinks."

Wanyu and Meijia also curiously opened the magazine and started reading it. Meijia immediately exclaimed, "Gossip, celebrity nude photos, luxury sports cars, insider scandals... Mr. Zeng, why didn't you tell me about this great magazine earlier?"

Xiaoxian laughed: "How would I know that a girl like you would like to see men pretending to be men? But it's okay, I have plenty of men pretending to be men, just take them if you like."

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Wanyu looked up and asked Zeng Xiaoxian curiously, "Teacher Zeng, where did you get so many magazines?"

Xiaoxian looked down at the menu and explained casually, "Don't mention it. These were originally stuffed under the bed. I recently discovered by chance that my bed was inexplicably four centimeters higher."

He paused and emphasized: "The whole bed is four centimeters higher!"

"ah?!!"

The four of them exclaimed in unison. Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian and said unhappily, "How many magazines did you buy, you spendthrift?"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled bitterly, pointed at the pile of magazines on the coffee table and said bitterly: "What you are seeing now is just the tip of the iceberg."

Guan Gu flipped through the magazines briefly and wondered, "Teacher Zeng, you don't usually look like someone who likes to read fashion magazines, so why did you buy so many?"

Facing Yifei's questioning and Guan Gu's doubts, Xiaoxian sighed: "I didn't choose it, it chose me."

"How to say?"

Yifei raised her eyebrows: "This magazine is not ordered by you."

"Rubber."

Xiaoxian smiled bitterly, he never missed any opportunity to ridicule Yifei: "This is pretending to be a man, this is not an ordinary fashion magazine.

"It's very, very, very high-end. You can't order it just because you have money."

Yifei smiled gently, but her eyes were full of murderous intent: "Then may I ask Mr. Toad, who shares the apartment with Tubie, how did you get to subscribe to this high-end magazine?"

"This is a gift from a lottery when I bought fried dough sticks... No!"

Xiaoxian slapped his thigh, and then he remembered that he seemed to never eat fried dough sticks.

He immediately looked at Yifei with a bad face: "Hu Yifei! Did you fill in my phone information again?"

"Uh..." Yifei whistled with an evasive look.

[In her inner world, Yifei said seriously.]

[In this day and age, not only can you enter a lottery when buying fried dough sticks, but you can also get a membership discount even when buying an egg pancake. ]

[It’s just that this lottery, that membership, they always ask you to fill in your mobile phone number. ]

[Then I was bombarded with a bunch of spam messages. I even found it troublesome to delete them, let alone read them! ]

[I think it’s troublesome to fill it out, but if I don’t fill it out, why do others get discounts while I don’t? ]

[So…for all the activities mentioned above that required a mobile phone number, I filled in Zeng Xiaoxian’s mobile phone number.]

[Sure enough, my phone has been much quieter since then. ]

"Hu Yifei! I knew it was you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian finally found the culprit. He said indignantly, "Do you know that what you did caused me a lot of trouble?"

Wan Yu consoled him, "Don't be angry, Mr. Zeng. It's a free gift from the lottery, so don't miss it."

"free?"

Xiaoxian showed a bitter and self-deprecating smile: "I won three free issues of the monthly magazine, but after filling out a questionnaire, I was automatically upgraded to a member for no apparent reason."

He pointed at the magazines on the coffee table and cried, "All this is my hard-earned money!"

……

Then, Xiaoxian drank and cursed the magazine for more than ten minutes.

Especially when Wanyu found out that the Man's Magazine was going to publish another daily edition priced at 49 yuan, he cursed even more vigorously.

The four of them felt dizzy and their eyes went dark after listening to him complaining.

“This is really outrageous!”

Yifei pressed her eyebrows, she endured it again and again, and finally said it when she could no longer bear it.

Xiaoxian clapped his hands as if he had found a comrade-in-arms, "You also think this magazine is outrageous, right?"

"I am talking about you!"

Yifei scolded: "Zeng Xiaoxian, is this the only thing your CPU is dealing with all day long?

"It's just a crappy magazine that's a waste of money. Just return it."

Zeng Xiaoxian widened his eyes and looked at Yifei in disbelief: "How can this be as easy as you say?"

Yifei sneered and spread her hands: "I don't see how difficult it is to return a magazine."

Just as the two were about to argue about this topic for another three hundred rounds, an unexpected voice disrupted their rhythm.

"Hello, can you tell me how to get to Love Apartment 3602?"

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)