Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 480 Zeng Xiaoxian pretending to be a man

Seeing that the three people finally acknowledged her reasoning ability, Yifei was immediately delighted. She felt so fulfilled that she felt as if her body had lightened a little.

"Well, I said my reasoning ability is fine, right?"

Wan Yu pondered and said, "It's okay, it's okay... But Feifei, if it's really as you inferred, Ziqiao deliberately found a fake godfather to deceive us.

"What is his purpose then?"

"Um... I haven't thought of that yet."

Yifei said with a little embarrassment.

She had only met Dumas once, so she had no idea what he and Ziqiao were trying to do.

But no matter how I think about it, he would never just pretend to be my godfather to deceive me. This kind of prank is too low-level.

Meijia sucked on her lollipop and asked casually, "Then Yifei, how are you going to turn the tables?"

"Um...I haven't thought about this yet."

Xiaoxian was immediately amused. He sneered, "I haven't thought of this yet, and I haven't thought of that yet."

"Then why did you analyze all this nonsense before? To show off your presence?"

"What do you know? I only spent less than a minute with this fake godfather. It's already remarkable that I could tell that something was wrong with him."

Yifei stiffened her neck and asked angrily, "Zeng Xiaoxian, which side are you on?"

"I bet on Qiao to win, so which side do you think I should be on?" Xiaoxian answered confidently.

He is now just waiting for Ziqiao to successfully play a prank on Yifei so that he can enjoy Yifei's mouth to his heart's content.

...Isn't that a bit vulgar?
"Depend on!"

Yifei slapped her forehead and cursed, "I actually forgot about this."

She had deliberately brought the three of them to such a far place in order to prevent Dumas from hearing them and to avoid alerting the enemy, but she actually forgot that this bitch was in cahoots with Ziqiao.

Wouldn't this just alert the enemy?

No!

Yifei's eyes narrowed, and she stepped forward, grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian and pinned him against the wall.

The fragile Xiaoxian cried out in pain: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Hu Yifei, what are you doing? Kill people and silence them!"

Yifei sneered and said, "I'm going to destroy the body and cover up all traces!"

As she spoke, she reached out and touched Xiaoxian's upper body.

"Ah~~~"

Xiaoxian uttered a tender moan: "No~~~"

Yifei's face darkened upon hearing this, and veins on her forehead kept throbbing: "Stop talking nonsense!"

“Itchy~~~”

"Shut up!"

"No, not there, not there~~~"

Yifei: "..."

"Alas……"

Although Wanyu and Meijia had disgust on their faces, there was excitement in their eyes.

When Meijia saw Yifei touching Xiaoxian all over, she took out her cell phone and couldn't wait to record it.

"A deadly female devil is groping a bitch bachelor, a hot female teacher is flirting with a sleazy male host, this is the headline news, I finally don't have to worry about being bored these days!"

Wanyu reached out to cover Meijia's camera: "Meijia, Yifei and Teacher Zeng still care about their reputation. Be careful or you will be the one to be destroyed."

"Yes."

Meijia quickly put away her phone.

At this time, Yifei, who had searched every pocket inside and outside Zeng Xiaoxian's upper body, still couldn't find Xiaoxian's cell phone, so she could only reach into Xiaoxian's trouser pocket.

As Yifei reached into Xiaoxian's trouser pocket, she felt a square, hard object.

She smiled triumphantly and took out Xiaoxian’s...Safeguard soap?

"What a mysophobia!"

Yifei casually threw the soap to Wanyu and continued to explore Xiaoxian's trouser pocket.

Xiaoxian began to resist violently: "Don't! Don't touch my things!"

"invalid objection."

Soon, Yifei took out tissues, wet wipes, masks, sunglasses, pens, autographed photos, dental floss, disposable gloves, etc. from his bottomless pockets.

Yifei casually handed the last bottle of mouth freshener to Wanyu, but she heard Wanyu's call in her ears.

"Feifei, I really can't hold it anymore."

Upon hearing this, she turned her head to look at Wan Yu, but what caught her eye was a small hill made up of various things.

Wan Yu was holding the hill and staggering until she leaned against the wall and stood still.

"What the hell."

Yifei couldn't help but turn around and pat Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "How deep are your trouser pockets?"

Xiaoxian, whose face was pressed against the wall, pouted and said, "These are the pants Zhang Wei recommended. How much do you think they can hold?"

Yifei was very puzzled when she heard this, why are the boys in their apartment more and more smuggled. Guan Gu carries a seppuku knife with him, and Nanfeng carries magic props with him.

Not to mention Zhang Wei, who can be regarded as a role model of carrying all his belongings with him.

Now there’s Zeng Xiaoxian added to the mix… I always feel like if the four of them form a group they can go straight to the wilderness survival club.

She thought to herself, then threw the air cleaner in her hand to Meijia and reached into Xiaoxian's other trouser pocket.

"Stop! Don't turn over." Zeng Xiaoxian pleaded.

Yifei snorted and reached into Xiaoxian's pocket: "I want it."

Compared with the capacity of the right trouser pocket, which seems like a black hole from another dimension, the things in Xiaoxian’s left pocket can be said to be pitifully small.

Just a cell phone and... a sausage?
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly tensed up, his throat starting to feel dry and tight: "Wait, wait Yifei! I'll give you the phone you want, just let me do it myself!"

"What's wrong? Why don't you take out the food?"

As Yifei spoke, she pulled up the two things in Xiaoxian's pocket.

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"WAIT, THAT'S NOT!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's pupils suddenly dilated, and his whole body was instantly petrified as if he had stared at Medusa.

Yifei looked at the phone in her hand in confusion, her eyes full of thought.

Suddenly she shuddered and her pupils dilated violently.

"No way."

Just as Yifei was frowning and muttering to herself, Zeng Xiaoxian finally couldn't hold back and let out a high-pitched scream like a screaming chicken.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Yifei subconsciously released the hand that was holding Zeng Xiaoxian, only to see him covering his crotch and jumping more than seven feet high.

"What the hell."

Mei Jia held a lollipop in her mouth, her eyes raised as she followed Zeng Xiaoxian who was jumping up, then she lowered her head in an instant.

"Wow, if Mr. Zeng could jump a little higher he could compete in the Olympics."

Meijia's eyes lit up: "Yifei, what have you done? Teacher Zeng's potential has been stimulated by you in an instant."

Yifei blushed and waved her hands, "This, this, this, this is none of my business. I didn't do anything."

"Oh?"

Meijia looked down suspiciously at Xiaoxian, who was rolling on the ground holding his crotch. As an experienced person, she suddenly realized what was going on.

"You just weren't..."

"No, nothing!"

Yifei stuffed Xiaoxian's phone into her pocket and backed away with a red face.

Seeing that Meijia was about to speak, Yifei stammered, "Zeng, I'm going to confiscate Zeng Xiaoxian's phone first. I'm going to test Qiao, the fake godfather.

"Keep an eye on Zeng Xiaoxian. Don't, don't, don't give him the chance to tip off Ziqiao.

"Don't let him return to the apartment until I figure out Ziqiao's plan and successfully complete the counterattack."

Wan Yu's vision was blocked by the "hill" she was holding, and she really couldn't see what had just happened.

She subconsciously asked, "Then where are we taking Teacher Zeng?"

Yifei replied in panic: "Whatever, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Japan, Myanmar, Afghanistan, just don't let me see him!

"If that doesn't work, you can go with him to the magazine office and help him return that crappy magazine."

She saw that the pain on Zeng Xiaoxian's face eased a little, and he seemed to be able to speak soon, and Yifei looked embarrassed.

"That's it, just do as I say!"

"goodbye!"

After Yifei finished speaking, she immediately panicked and ran away with a guilty conscience.

Zeng Xiaoxian was lying on the ground, rolling around, his face pale with pain. When he saw Yifei running away, he struggled and reached out to Yifei's back, shouting.

"Hu Yifei, if anything goes wrong with me, you will be fully responsible!!!"

Yifei, who had practiced martial arts for many years, staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Wanyu gently placed the thing in her hand on the ground and only then did she understand what had happened after Meijia reminded her.

She blushed and asked, "How did Yifei come across...that?"

"I can tell you're inexperienced."

Meijia, the veteran driver, chuckled and said, "As long as the size is not too small, it will usually lean towards one side. Otherwise, how could Mr. Zeng put so many things in one pocket and only put a mobile phone in the other?"

Wanyu rubbed her hot face. She felt that her knowledge of certain taboos had increased.

"Poor Teacher Zeng."

Mika sighed faintly: "I hope he won't be like that magazine in the future."

"What do you mean?"

"Pretend to be a man."

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)