Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 485: Secret Weapon Against Dumas
With Yifei's heavy punch, the poor sofa immediately made a dull sound as if it could not bear the weight.

Yumo instinctively covered his ears and leaned back, then he took Yifei's arm and gently comforted her to sit down.

"Yifei, calm down. You must stay calm. Even if we lose, we can't lose the situation."

It would have been better if Yumo hadn't said this, but her words made Yifei fly into a rage like a lion with its fur standing on end.

"Who said I lost? I didn't lose!"

Yifei emphasized again: "I am at most in a small disadvantage now, I will definitely turn the tide in the second half!"

"Yes, yes, you didn't lose. We just lost temporarily."

Yu Mo comforted her like a child: "Yi Fei, I believe you will win in the end."

"...That's why you can't fall into Ziqiao's evil scheme."

"Evil plan?"

Yifei's anger eased a little, and she patiently asked, "What do you mean?"

"Forehead……"

Yu Mo was silent for a while, then she lowered her voice and explained: "Yi Fei, think about it, since you were fooled into buying adult products, why didn't Dumas sell you this box of cosmetics?"

"He and Ziqiao can't be so cunning that they can predict that I will come to cause trouble, right?"

Yifei thought about it carefully for a while, then sat up straight and said with a burning gaze: "That makes sense, Yumo, please continue."

"Since they couldn't calculate this, it proves that they were planning to do something with this box of cosmetics."

Yu Mo paused, then continued: "My going up to test Dumas just happened to create an opportunity for them. I guess they were planning to sell this box of cosmetics to someone else.

"No matter if it's me, Meijia, Wanyu, Youyou, or curry sauce, I won't sell it to you."

"why?"

Yifei blurted out the question, and before Yumo could speak, a flash of inspiration came to her mind.

She immediately answered herself confidently: "I understand, their purpose is to tease me and irritate me!"

"That's right!"

Yumo nodded confidently.

[In his inner world, Yu Mo caressed 3601's bruised and battered sofa and sighed. ]

[Actually, I don’t know if this was part of their plan. I just felt that the sofa was so pitiful and it didn’t deserve to be treated like this.]

[As Yu Mo continued to talk, the sofa seemed to have become a spirit, emitting bursts of crying sounds like a child.]

【Yu Mo gently comforted: Don’t cry, little sofa. Sister Yi Fei doesn’t feel sorry for you, but Sister Yu Mo does. You should know that you are the most resistant sofa in the world.】

【Listening to Yumo's comfort, Xiaoshafu cried even louder. 】

【Oh my god.】

【Yu Mo looked up at the sky in annoyance. 】

[In reality, she has to coax Yifei, and in fantasy, she even has to coax a sofa. It's really terrible. ]

[I should have stayed with my parents for a while longer! ]

Although Yumo was complaining in his heart, he still patted Yifei's back gently and continued to whisper and make up stories.

The two have been good sisters for so many years, and she knows exactly how to coax Yifei.

"Yifei, think about it, the reason why they went to so much trouble to create such a scene to tease you and anger you, what does this mean?"

"It means they are not sure they can defeat the normal you, so they are trying every possible way to destroy your mentality."

"So we must not let them succeed, right?"

Yifei's eyes suddenly lit up when she heard that. She asked with great energy, "Are you saying they are afraid of me?"

"Uh...that's right!"

Yumo nodded heavily: "So Yifei, you must stay calm and never fall into their trap."

"I understand. Now I understand everything!"

Yifei pounded the sofa with great excitement and laughed wildly with her head tilted back: "Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

[Sofa: You hit me when you are angry, and you hit me when you are happy. Are you Hu Yifei or the Hammer King of Magic City? ]

[Sofa: If I had known this would happen, I would have rotted and stank in the factory! ! ]

【Sofa: (╯▔皿▔)╯!!!】

Yu Mo heard the muffled noises coming from the sofa again. She was helpless and could only ask Yi Fei, "Yi Fei, what are you laughing at again?"

"Me? I'm laughing at Lü Xiaobu's lack of strategy and Alexandre Dumas' lack of wisdom."

Yifei snorted complacently: "How can I be fooled by such a simple provocation?"

Yumo:......

For the first time, she felt that Yifei and Teacher Zeng were so similar. They would shine with just a little color.

Yumo asked directly: "Then Yifei, what are you going to do to save the situation?"

"Forehead."

The smile on Yifei's face froze instantly. She frowned and thought for a long time before turning her head to look at Yumo: "Yumo, let me test you. If you were me, what would you do?"

Yu Mo was both angry and amused when he heard this.

You're still testing me. It's obvious that you can't think of a solution yourself, and you want to get my answer for free.

But now, she and Yifei can be considered comrades-in-arms standing on the same front, and they both want to get back at Dumas.

Although the things Dumas sells are of good quality and low price, and there will always be demand for both cosmetics and contraceptives, there is no need to worry about no one buying them, and they will not suffer a loss even if they resell them.

But this kind of frustration of being crushed by others in terms of IQ cannot be solved by whether they will suffer losses in the end. This is simply a great shame. If other people in the apartment knew that they and Yifei were fooled by the extras invited by Ziqiao, they would definitely be laughed at by everyone.

No, I must avenge myself.

Yu Mo thought about it for a while, and suddenly she said excitedly: "I think the first thing we need to do is to curb Dumas's arrogance. We can't let him think that he can defeat us with this sales talk."

Yifei asked with a strange look on her face: "You mean you want to try again?"

"No." Yu Mo smiled slyly, "I have a more suitable candidate."

Then she took out her cell phone and made a call: "Zhang Wei, are you free now?"

Yifei's eyes widened, and she couldn't help but applaud: "Great! I never thought that Zhang Wei could make a move."

Now, no matter how good you are at talking, you can never pull a single hair out of Zhang Wei, this stingy person!"

Yumo gave Yifei a calming look, and then continued to ask Zhang Wei for help.

"Yes, I know you are reviewing now, so I won't take up too much of your time."

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"I just have nothing to do, so I want to make a bet with you."

"As long as you get up now and sit in 3602 for fifteen minutes, if you come out without spending a penny, then I will lose a hundred dollars to you, how about that?"

Yifei frowned as she listened: "Isn't one hundred yuan too little?"

"Shh!"

Yu Mo quickly covered the receiver of her phone and whispered, "Last time Youyou invited Zhang Wei to play the role of White Snake, it only cost 50 yuan. The 100 yuan I gave was a small compensation for sacrificing his exam preparation time. You must not undermine the market price."

Yifei complained quietly: "Then Zhang Wei's market price is too worthless."

Yu Mo immediately sneered: "Then may I ask Mr. Hu, can you earn a hundred yuan in fifteen minutes when you are at work?"

Yifei was suddenly speechless.

She originally thought that it was Zhang Wei who was worthless, but after all this time it turned out that it was she, a group of office workers, who were worthless.

It’s really heartbreaking.

Yu Mo continued to say to Zhang Wei: "That's right, as long as you win it will be 100 yuan."

"Lost? If you lose, then I will punish you by telling you to study hard and make progress every day."

"Yeah, I told you I have nothing to do."

"Then it's settled."

She put down her phone and made an OK gesture to Yifei: "Done, let's wait for Zhang Wei's good news."

Yifei stood up and wanted to go to 3602 to watch the game, but was stopped by Yumo.

"Do you think it would be better for us to go and watch the battle as losers, or to fight back as winners later?"

"good idea."

She thought about it and sat back on the sofa. Feeling that Zhang Wei was a sure win, Yifei felt extremely relieved. Until this moment, she was in the mood to pay attention to Yumo's whole box of cosmetics.

Yifei raised her head slightly and showed Yumo a polite and flattering smile: "Dear Yumo, does what you just said about splitting the money in half when we meet still count?"

Yu Mo's eyes widened in shock when she heard that. She nervously took the cosmetics on the coffee table into her arms, and held the box tightly with her other hand.

She looked at Yifei warily: "What do you want to do with my cosmetics?"

Yifei rubbed her hands in a frivolous way, with a hint of scoundrel in her flattering tone: "Yumo, you can't use up all these cosmetics by yourself anyway, it's such a waste to leave them there and wait for them to expire.

"If I sell them again, it will not only be troublesome, but you will definitely not want to do it.

"As your good sister, I feel it is my obligation to help you share some of the burden."

Yu Mo pursed her red lips, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. She asked softly, "Has anyone told you that you are becoming more and more like Teacher Zeng?"

Especially when he asks for something, his mean and rogue style is exactly the same as Teacher Zeng's.

Yifei retorted without thinking: "Him? Zeng Xiaoxian? How could I be like him?"

"Ha ha……"

Yumo was too lazy to argue with Yifei anymore. She looked down at the cosmetics in her arms, took a deep breath, and finally pushed them out reluctantly.

"I really owe you this. Pick whatever you want."

Yu Mo emphasized, "Pick less, just enough for us. I will share the rest with Meijia and the others."

As she spoke, she sighed in frustration. This was the consequence of impulsive spending.

She bought a box of cosmetics, only to find in the end that she couldn't use much of them.

It’s not that the shelf life of the cosmetics Dumas sold to her was really that short, but mainly because the cosmetics she already had were the most, the most, the most among all the girls in the apartment.

She might not even be able to use up all of her previous treasures, let alone this whole box of cosmetics.

You can't wear makeup 24 hours a day, right?

But if Yumo were to sell these big-name cosmetics again, it would be just as Yifei said: not only would it be troublesome, but she would also not be happy about it.

Asking her to sell her extra cosmetics, what's the difference between that and asking yourself to sell your extra bags?
Since I can't bear to sell it and it would be a waste to keep it, I might as well sell it to Yifei and Meijia at a low price.

Keep some for yourself and Yifei, and keep some for Meijia and the others.

If there is anything left...why not leave it to Nanfeng?
Boys wearing makeup are the cutest.

Yumo chuckled, and then started picking out her favorite cosmetics under Yifei's weird gaze.

Time passed by minute by minute, and just when the two were enjoying choosing cosmetics, Zhang Wei calmly pushed open the door of 3601 and walked in with his head held high.

　I'm coming.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)