Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 506: A Dream? Or an Adventure?
"Are you all ready?"

"Ready."

"Do I need to repeat the precautions I just told you?"

"You've said it eight hundred times."

Xiao Hei made an OK gesture and said, "Then you can go in. I'll wait for you outside.

"Finally, I'd like to say that you are really lucky. I just fixed the small flaw a few days ago that requires you to shave your head to enter the Dream Apparatus. Otherwise, your sixth floor would have become a bald gang."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo complained: "Then why don't you change the logo of the Dream Instrument? Isn't the word [甸] a bit too unlucky?"

Everyone looked at the big cursive word "甸" written in the center of the hatch and nodded in agreement.

"This is not the Chinese character [甸], it is the cursive Chinese character [黑人] written vertically, which is my anti-counterfeiting mark."

Xiao Hei urged, "Hurry up, if you're any later the machine might really be overloaded."

Meijia said nonchalantly: "What are you afraid of? If it doesn't work, you can just turn off the power."

"Yeah, I really hope that all the precision equipment and instruments in this world can be directly powered off or forced to shut down as you said."

He didn't explain anything more, just waved his hand and asked everyone to quickly enter their own dream machines: "Just think of it as helping me test the stability of multiplayer connection, hurry up."

Zi Qiao snorted: "I knew he wanted us to be guinea pigs."

"It's so fun to enter a dream, it's okay to be a guinea pig."

Yifei didn't care about it. As the big sister of the apartment, she was the first to stride into the dream machine.

Everyone looked at each other, covered the unlucky word "甸" on the cabin door with their hands, and stepped into their respective dream instruments one by one.

As the cabin door slowly closed, everyone felt a darkness before their eyes.

Gradually, everyone felt as if someone was gently stroking their fingertips with a feather, and a tingling sensation was transmitting from every inch of exposed skin to the depths of the brain.

They didn't know when a faint, thread-like sound had sounded in their ears. When everyone wanted to carefully distinguish what the sound was, they realized that they were too sleepy to think.

Their eyelids began to become heavier and heavier, and their consciousness became more and more blurred, as if a gravitational force was pulling them down through layer after layer of endless sea of ​​clouds.

Falling.

Falling...

Falling... falling...

At some point, a little boy's voice came from all directions of the sea of ​​clouds, but now everyone has lost the ability to hear.

"A sweet dream? Or an adventure?"

"Hey, hey, hey, aren't you guys a little too sleepy?"

"Make a choice, asshole!"

……

Zeng Xiaoxian, wearing a top-quality custom-made suit, woke up with his eyes open. He elegantly brushed off the dust on his gray suit, with a hint of playfulness at the corner of his mouth.

"A sweet dream? An adventure?"

"I see... what a bunch of useless guys."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked around and found himself in a barren mountain. There was nothing around except bare rocks and a few sparse weeds.

"Where is this place?"

Mika's gentle voice came from behind him.

Xiaoxian turned around and saw that Mika, wearing a Japanese kimono, suddenly appeared in the place that was empty just now.

Just like the wicked smile on his lips at this moment that was "very un-Zeng Xiaoxian", the gentleness on Meijia's face was also "very un-Meijia".

Xiaoxian chose not to pay attention to Meijia in front of him. He just muttered to himself: "If this is a dream world, I should be able to do it as long as I want."

So he snapped his fingers, and a giant python covered with mosaics broke out of the ground and tightly wrapped around Meijia in front of him.

The giant python stretched out its long tongue and gently licked Mika's face, but considering that its tongue looked like a bunch of mosaics whose length could be vaguely seen, such a scene was somewhat inappropriate for children.

"I'm sorry, the result of this first attempt was not ideal, and the appearance was constructed rather hastily, but at least the purpose has been achieved."

Xiaoxian silently took a few steps back. He smiled and said, "Now you have half a minute to introduce yourself. Please."

If the real Mika was entangled by such a giant python with mosaics all over her body, she would have been scared a long time ago. However, the Mika in front of him still looked like a gentle wife.

"It's not right to tie up a weak woman like me with such a big and thick rope when we first meet, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian disagreed: "You still have twenty-five seconds."

Mika just smiled faintly: "Although I am just a weak woman, if it weren't for the tortoise shell bondage, no matter how big or thick the thing is, it can't tie me up."

The next moment, she appeared beside Xiaoxian in a flash.

"My name is Xiaoze Youmufeng. It's our first meeting. Please give me your guidance."

Xiaoze Mufeng nodded slightly to Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Xiao Zeyou Mu Feng? Lu Ziqiao's imaginary partner?"

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand to disperse the mosaic python, and he bowed slightly to express his apology.

"Should I introduce myself, too?"

"No need, we all know what Mr. Zeng's imaginary partner looks like."

Xiaoxian in the suit nodded, and he suddenly realized something.

"One imaginary partner can be said to be accidental, but when two imaginary partners come together, it is a foregone conclusion.

"If you say so..."

He showed a polite yet ferocious smile: "I suddenly remembered that there is something I haven't dealt with yet. Please wait a moment."

"Please."

After getting Xiaoze and Mufeng's response, Xiaoxian in the suit conjured up a baseball bat and began to wait quietly. After a while, a golden light appeared out of nowhere around him, and Xiaoxian in the suit rushed up in one step.

He gripped the baseball bat tightly and swung it at the head of the plumber in front of him who was wearing blue overalls and a little red hat.

clang! ! !
It was clearly a baseball bat hitting Mario's head, but what was heard was a sound of metal hitting metal.

Mario's head was instantly flattened by the baseball bat, and his entire head sank into his body. He looked like a loose, half-deflated human-shaped balloon.

Xiaoze and Mufeng frowned and took a few steps back.

First he was like a pervert who liked to play with bondage, and now he is like a violent maniac who likes to smash people's heads with a baseball bat.

How could Teacher Zeng, such a kind and weak person, have such an...extreme fantasy partner?

"call."

Xiaoxian in a suit dropped the baseball bat contentedly: "The feeling of successful revenge is so wonderful."

He did not forget that Mario, under the instructions of Nanfeng and Guan Gu, picked up a wrench as long as his arm and wanted to hit him.

Although he ran fast and was not hit by Mario, this was definitely the most embarrassing and humiliating experience in his life.

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Now that he finally has the chance to take revenge, he will not miss it no matter what!

"Where is this? Why are you hitting me?!"

The loose Mario returned to his original state in a flash, and he conjured a wrench as long as his arm and pointed it at Xiaoxian in the suit.

"You hit me, you are a bad person!"

Xiaoxian in a suit grumbled in dissatisfaction: "Tsk, cartoon game characters are just playing dirty!"

He paused, thought for a moment, and then explained to Mario, "You were the one who wanted to hit me with the wrench, and I was just taking revenge. Now we are even.

"If you feel like you've been at a disadvantage, then come on. We're all fantasy partners, and I don't believe that your game character is that powerful!"

"Forehead……"

Only then did Mario remember the hatred between them.

Compared to the petty-minded Xiaoxian in a suit, Mario is much more generous.

After all, as a game character who dies countless times every day and whose dead pixelated corpses can circle the earth several times, having his head smashed with a baseball bat is not even a trivial matter.

However, Mario was really dissatisfied with the contemptuous look of Xiaoxian in the suit.

Xiaoze and Mufeng saw that neither of them wanted to argue any more about this matter, so she quickly stepped forward to give these two people who wanted to save face a way out.

“You two, the possibility of the three of us getting together is almost miraculous.

"Now that the miracle has happened, shouldn't we cherish this rare time of freedom?
"And aren't you curious about what's going on right now, and aren't you worried about what's happening to your original body that's been with you day and night?

"How about...just let it go for my sake?"

"can."

"agree."

Mario put down the wrench and the two shook hands symbolically.

What they were waiting for was the step that Xiaoze and Mufeng would hand over to them.

After the reconciliation, Mario greeted Xiaoze and Mufeng enthusiastically: "I am Guan Gu's imaginary partner Mario, an ordinary Japanese plumber."

"I am Ziqiao's imaginary partner Xiaoze Youmufeng, an ordinary Japanese housewife."

“Are you from Japan too?”

Mario was overjoyed: "お会いできて色しいです, 小泽与木风さん! (Nice to meet you, Miss Koze and Mufeng!)"

"It's a pleasure to meet you, too, my lovely Mario."

"お二人は中文で中语を语していただけませんか? (Can you two please speak Chinese in China?)"

Xiaoxian in a suit suddenly interrupted.

The two were shocked. Mario asked, "Can you speak Japanese? Doesn't Mr. Zeng know Japanese?"

"You said that as if Lu Ziqiao can speak Japanese. In fact, according to my own settings, I am proficient in languages ​​​​from all over the world, including dialects and slang, but you probably can't understand them.

"Okay, enough small talk, let's get down to business."

Xiaoxian in the suit clapped his hands and stopped talking nonsense. He explained directly to the two people: "Listen, I have some guesses about the current situation. You can temporarily regard them as facts until there is stronger evidence to overturn them."

“First of all, we are now in Nan Feng’s dream world. I don’t know if you have heard the words that were spoken in your ears before everyone completely fell into the dream.

"A sweet dream? Or an adventure?"

He paused and made a bold guess: "I guess if someone chooses a beautiful dream, it is equivalent to being completely immersed in the dream like a normal dream, and not realizing that they are dreaming at all.

"If someone chooses to take the risk, they should retain their own consciousness like us, which is called lucid dreaming.

"And due to some unknown reason, everyone... at least our original bodies chose to immerse themselves in a beautiful dream, and were isolated from self-awareness."

Xiaoxian in the suit chuckled, "But it seems that Xiaohei doesn't have an imaginary partner like Zhanbo, otherwise he should have considered that imaginary partners are actually part of self-cognition when designing the dream instrument."

Xiaoze Mufeng suddenly had an idea, and she immediately understood everything: "I understand, because the dream instrument isolates the self-cognition of the dreamer, so we as a part of our self-cognition have been stripped away by it."

"Yes."

Xiaoxian in a suit nodded.

Mario said he didn't understand at all: "What are you talking about?"

Xiao Zeyou Mufeng explained in a language that Mario could understand: "It means that there is a small bug in the dream instrument."

"Oh……"

Mario suddenly realized.

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)