Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 511: Ice and Fire Sisters
Zeng Xiaoxian stared at the tattered coffin in front of him, which was obviously a defective product, and was speechless.

What is the meaning of giving a good review after using it? Should I wait until the seventh day before I come back to tell her whether it is good or not?

How outrageous!
He didn't even bother to protest loudly to the owner of the coffin shop, and just ran towards Mario and his friends.

If there were any other choice, he would not want to ask for help from these guys in front of him who were dressed in strange clothes and looked strange.

Especially the cold-faced man opposite, who was dressed in gray, with a long upper body and short lower body, and eyes as small as green beans.

Not only did he look wretched, but he also stared at her with disgust.

The way he looked at me was not like he was looking at an enemy, nor was it like he was looking at a friend. If I had to describe it, it was more like he was looking at a brother who he hated but had to live with.

Such looks made Zeng Xiaoxian's scalp tingle, but since these were the only ones left on the street, he could only try to seek their protection.

"Hello, heroes, help! There's a perverted aunt trying to catch me!"

He rushed to the few people and without thinking, he hid behind the tallest one in a suit, Xiaoxian, and grabbed the corner of Xiaoxian's clothes tightly with both hands.

What Xiaoxian in a suit hated the most was Zeng Xiaoxian's cowardly look, so without thinking, he slapped Zeng Xiaoxian's hand that was holding the corner of his clothes.

"Let go! Let go! Let go!
"You can't even afford this suit of mine with three years' salary. It's very expensive!"

Zeng Xiaoxian took back his red hand, his little eyes full of grievance. If he didn't know that he was being chased, he would probably burst into tears right now.

Before the three of them could formally start a conversation with Zeng Xiaoxian and find out what had happened, two sinister women's voices began to echo around them.

"Zeng Wuji, you can't run away!"

"If you know what's good for you, tell us your mother's identity right away. Then we can spare your leg for the sake of Wudang Yifei Zhenren."

“Zeng…Wuji?!!”

Xiaoxian and Xiaoze in suits and Mufeng exclaimed again.

"Your mother?"

A question mark appeared above Mario's head.

Xiaoze looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in surprise and asked, "You, your name is Zeng Wuji?"

Once the name Zeng Wuji came out, Zeng Xiaoxian's identity in this dream world became very clear.

But the question is, how could Teacher Zeng become Zhang Wuji?
He is not like Zhang Wuji, a kindhearted but good-natured person. He is slow and hesitant in dealing with people. He is easily deceived by girls. He likes strong and active girls, but he is still hesitant and jumps back and forth between several girls who like him...

Huh?
It seems that except for the last item, Teacher Zeng is simply the chosen Zhang Wuji!
Xiaoxian in the suit smiled with a look of despair. What was he thinking just now?

Even if Zeng Xiaoxian is Yifei's grandson, he would believe it himself!

As a result, Zeng Xiaoxian really became Yifei's grandson...a disciple's grandson is also a grandson.

……

Do I really have a bit of a bad mouth?
"Yes, my name is Zeng Wuji."

Facing Xiaoze and Mufeng's question, Zeng Xiaoxian nodded. After answering, he asked worriedly, "You don't want to know who my mother is like those two crazy women, do you?"

Xiaoze and Mufeng shook their heads: "I'm not interested in who your mother is... Anyway, don't worry, Mr. Zeng, we will definitely protect you."

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows in confusion: "Teacher Zeng? That sounds so familiar."

He waved his hand and continued to shrink timidly behind Xiaoxian in a suit: "Oh, never mind, it's all up to you guys then."

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was unwilling to cooperate, this group of strangely dressed people threatened to protect him, and the two sinister women's voices sounded again.

"I didn't want to hurt innocent people, but I didn't expect you to seek your own death."

"Then you should accompany him!"

Under the astonished gaze of the three fantasy partners, two "Youyou" girls, dressed very revealingly, with plump, sexy and passionate figures, walked out gracefully from the corner.

"Wow……"

Xiaoxian and Xiaoze in suits couldn't help but exclaim in admiration.

"Don't look at it, don't look at it!"

Mario closed his eyes tightly and stretched out his hand to block the other two people's sight: "Don't look at what is indecent, don't look at what is indecent!"

As Guan Gu's good friend, Mario felt that he needed to help Guan Gu protect Youyou and not let anyone take advantage of Youyou.

Moreover, even Guan Gu himself has never seen such a hot Youyou, so how could he let others get there first?

"Mario, are you an idiot? If you had just taken a closer look at their figures, you would have known that these two were not Youyou."

Xiaoxian in a suit shook off Mario's hand and reminded him, "Besides, the two of them are our enemies. Do you want us to close our eyes and confront the enemy the whole time?"

"Oh, that's right." Mario withdrew his hand with a wry smile.

Xiaoxian in a suit glanced at the two Youyous not far away and couldn't help but mutter again: "If this were the Youyous in real life, she would probably have to use dozens of cushions."

Xiaoze and Mufeng nodded in agreement: "Their figures are only slightly worse than mine."

"you?"

Xiaoxian in the suit turned his head to look at Xiaoze and Mufeng. The traces of lightning and fire on her had disappeared without a trace at some point, and she looked the same as when he first saw her.

Only then did he realize that the difference in figure between Xiaoze Yumufeng and Mika was even more outrageous than that between Youyou and the hot Youyou in front of him, but this sexy figure had always been hidden under the loose kimono, and he really didn't pay much attention to it. It seems that Lu Ziqiao not only didn't treat himself badly in reality, but he was also unwilling to suffer a little in his fantasy.

Wow, I’m so envious.

"Hey, hey, hey, aren't you guys taking this a bit too far?"

Xiao Nanfeng, who had been silent just now, finally couldn't help but complain: "It's fine if you are not afraid of the Ice and Fire sisters, but can you please stop pointing fingers at their figures?"

"Sisters of ice and fire?"

Xiaoxian in the suit had already begun to adapt to the mess of names and titles in the dream world. He turned his head to look at Xiaonanfeng and asked, "Do you know them?"

"Not much."

Xiao Nanfeng stood on tiptoe and took a look through the gap, as if she was sure she had defeated them, so she let the sisters leave their last words.

He said quickly, “They are both twins like Little Red Riding Hood and me. The older sister is called Sexy Yoyo and the younger sister is called Hot Yoyo.

"They are both good at combined attack techniques, and their famous skill is the legendary Mysterious Nether Palm, which can freeze all three legs of a man in an instant.

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"It is said that the cold poison in the Mysterious Palm is very sinister. At the very least, the person who is hit by it will become damp and fat every day, and will also suffer from rheumatism and cold legs, and will suffer when it rains and blows. At the worst, it will damage the kidneys, making men unable to stand up, or unable to stay hard. They used to pee three feet high in the wind, but now they wet their crotch when they bow their heads.

"They are the nightmares of all the philandering men and rapists in the world. Especially those who look wretched like you and Mario, be careful."

Xiaoxian in a Suit: (⊙⊙).

If it is small, it will be bathed in the wind: (⊙⊙).

Mario: (⊙⊙).

At this moment, they no longer wanted to explore how many loopholes there were in Xiao Nanfeng's words. The three of them just wanted to confirm one thing.

They should be in a normal, healthy, non-pornographic dream world, right?

probably?

Putting aside what the hell the names Sexy Youyou and Hot Youyou are, if the cold poison of the Mysterious Nether Palm causes the loss of virility, then could the legendary Nine Yang Manual be a Viagra book?
……

Wait, they really are in a normal, healthy, non-pornographic dream world now, right?
This is no joke!!!

The three of them began to tremble.

Sexy Youyou and Hot Youyou, who had been keeping quiet and letting the others chat, saw the three adults in the lead start to tremble, thinking that they were scared after hearing what Xiao Nanfeng said.

The elder sister snorted sexy and leisurely: "I didn't expect that some of you knew the reputation of our Ice and Fire sisters. In this case, I will give you another chance to regret it."

The younger sister nodded, "That's right. After all, we two sisters are not bad people, and we don't want to hurt innocent people. Our target is only Zeng Wuji. You guys, a bunch of irrelevant freaks, still have time to leave now."

Mario said with emotion: "Wow, there are villains in this world who are unwilling to hurt innocent people. As expected of Youyou, they are so gentle."

Xiaoze and Mufeng also nodded: "Indeed, only in the dream world can such a kind villain appear."

Xiaoxian in a suit blackened his face when he heard this: "No, do you have to praise the enemy in front of him?
"Besides, villains are villains, no matter how kind they are."

"Did you misunderstand something?"

Xiao Nanfeng looked at the three of them with a strange expression: "The Ice and Fire sisters are famous female warriors in the six major sects. How can they be villains?"

"what?"

The turn of events once again caught the three fantasy companions by surprise, but for some reason, they seemed to have gotten used to it now.

Anyway, it's just twists, twists, and twists again. It just doesn't follow the original plot.

Okay, keep twisting things up. I want to see how outrageous this story gets in the end!

“So I’m also curious about what the reason is.”

Xiao Nanfeng squeezed to the front, waved and shouted to the sisters of Ice and Fire.

"Sisters, I have a question for you."

He pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian who was hiding behind Xiaoxian in a suit, "This brother is only ten years old. He is just a child. He is definitely not a scumbag or a rapist. Why are you arresting him?"

Upon hearing this, the three fantasy partners immediately turned their heads and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

How the hell could this guy be ten years old?
This guy is actually ten years old?!
Nanfeng, you can actually tell that he is ten years old? ! !
The three of them rubbed their foreheads in pain. They felt that it might take a little more time for them to completely integrate into the dream world.

Of course, it is also possible that they will never be able to integrate into this inexplicable world.

"why?"

The two sisters answered in unison: "First ask Zeng Wuji who his father is?"

Xiao Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Who is your father?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked confused: "My father is Zhang Cuishan."

Xiao Nanfeng suddenly realized: "Then you really deserve to die."

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)